Chapter 1646: You think it's a joke
Chu Zheng: "......"
Shen Lianghe: "......"
If they hadn't known that there could be no such intelligent program, the two of them might have thought that they were facing robots with a certain ability to think autonomously!
"Dididi! Warning again! Warning again!"
It's clear that the miniature cube doesn't understand the program's constant escalation, or even the constant increase in the warning level, otherwise......
Well, well, Chu Zheng and Shen Lianghe knew very well that they couldn't guarantee what kind of action this not-so-serious looking miniature cube would make.
In their eyes, right now, it seemed that the development of things was faintly beyond their control.
But it doesn't matter, it's good to get the job done in the end anyway.
That's right, until now, Chu Zheng and Shen Lianghe, these two men who are worthy of being good partners, all firmly believe that they can achieve the final success - oh yes!
"Repeat the warning once! Repeat the warning twice! Repeat the warning three times!" The mechanical sound of the program seemed to be less mechanical, and even its voice faintly revealed a sense of impatience.
It's a pity that the miniature cube, a somewhat peculiar machine, has moved out of nowhere, and this guy has turned a deaf ear to the program's warnings, and is still diligently cutting the wall that should be close to the last layer as he did at the beginning.
"It stands to reason that this miniature cube instrument should also be equipped with a corresponding speech system!" Chu Zheng was not nervous at this time, but felt his chin as if he was watching a good show.
"What do you say?" Shen Lianghe had also deleted his previous cognition of this machine, and now this machine after Chu Zheng's daughter-in-law's demon transformation was "different" to a point that he could not imagine.
Therefore, the best way to make yourself happy is to think about it completely, and then delete the information that is no longer useful, and prepare to accept it again.
That's right, Shen Liang and him are such a person with deep meaning and connotation.
Laughing at this, Shen Lianghe also nodded, his expression full of calm and expectation.
Well, these two people who have already protected themselves from their hearts to their bodies have turned on the "chasing drama" mode and are looking forward to the next progress!
"You put this on first!" Glancing at Shen Lianghe, Chu Zheng really couldn't hold back, and threw Shen Lianghe an extremely thin round board, speaking of size, that is, the size of a fingernail.
"You rub it in the palm of your hand and then twist it open so that it can be placed over your head, and when it returns to its temperature, it will be set. Chu Zheng saw that Shen Lianghe was very obedient and obedient, and he didn't even ask a superfluous word, so he couldn't help touching his nose and explaining to him, "By doing this, you will know the benefits - so that you can free your hands." β
After Chu Zheng finished saying the last word, Shen Lianghe's "hard hat" had already been put on.
"Hey, don't say it, it seems to be getting stronger and stronger!" Although Shen Lianghe has been speechless, Chu Zheng's words have heard every word in his ears, so for this thing on his head that can protect him, Shen Lianghe has a very high degree of end.
"It looks like it should be very useful!" didn't wait too long, Shen Lianghe knocked on the "helmet", and heard a somewhat muffled "dong dong" sound, as a person who is more familiar with equipment, he is very sure that the quality of this thing should be very good, and it can pass the test!
"Lao Chu, do you have any other equipment in your hands?
Chu Zheng: "......"
Looking at Shen Liang and those eyes full of anticipation, he immediately understood what it meant to be "Delong Wangshu".
"Give you a beautiful thing!" Chu Zheng glanced at him angrily, "Just these two, or the rest of my last mission!"
Speaking of this, Chu Zheng's tone was full of amazement: "This is specially prepared for me by my daughter-in-law! If it weren't for you being so pitiful, I could use it for you?"
"Hey, Lao Chu, if you say this, you don't have a 'comradeship'! You give it to me, isn't this cheap for others!" Shen Liang said with a smile, he said this, and even scolded Chu Zheng with his shoulder, with a very happy expression on his face.
Chu Zheng: "......"
For such a comrade-in-arms with a particularly big heart, he was really speechless.
Okay, okay, so be it!
If he could break up, he would have done it 800 years earlier!
Chu Zheng, who pursed his lips and didn't retaliate, just now focused his attention on the miniature cube that was still in the "working state" and the program that was constantly escalating the warning level, Shen Lianghe said again, and said: "Hey, old Chu, I said, did my younger brother and sister choose the wrong direction when choosing a job? I think she should study materials science, or a major like mechanics and intelligence?"
Chu Zheng: "......"
Hehe, he also thinks that his daughter-in-law should be a soldier!
"If she has a dizzy mind and made a wrong choice, when she finds the two of us, you can ask her yourself, maybe if you are in the mood, she will tell you. Chu Zheng said without being salty.
Shen Lianghe: "......"
How could he listen to Chu Zheng's calm words, as if he ...... What about the hidden storm?
Thinking so, he cautiously asked Chu Zheng: "Old Chu, you said that your younger brother and sister are 'in good spirits' and may tell me, so ...... If the interest is not high, or the interest is average...... What will she do?"
"If you're in the mood, you're ...... at most Raise an eyebrow at you, or curl your lips at you, or maybe she doesn't hear you, or quickly divert you from a topic that interests her.
Maybe she'll make up something she can believe to prevaricate you, or maybe she'll borrow you to help her recover, and then increase her interest, and by the way, increase the likelihood of answering you with the right answer. β
"It's so complicated?!" Shen Lianghe heard this, his eyes widened, and even his voice began to be intermittent, as if he had stumbled, "That, that...... What is the so-called 'lend me' by my younger siblings...... How, how, how to borrow?"
"......" Chu Zheng finally looked at Shen Lianghe, raised a pair of finely carved eyebrows in surprise, and said in surprise, "Are you so curious?"
"Hehe, if you don't make it clear, I'm not in my heart, well, I'm not in my heart soon...... Hehe...... Well, isn't this unsteady!" Shen Lianghe said.
Chu Zheng: "......"
Well, he thought, he could fulfill Shen Lianghe's request.
"My daughter-in-law is a good person with a good heart and eyes, but sometimes, there may be some emotional ...... Anyway, you can understand it as 'she's a person of temperament'. β
Shen Lianghe nodded: "Oh, okay." β
He admires people with temperament, as long as the other party can be rational and can control his emotions within a controllable range.
"So, even if she ...... The mood is not good for a while, but as long as she is given a reasonable and resistant outlet for venting, she will soon be able to smile and be full of sunshine!"
"Oh...... Wait?!" Shen Liang and Meng looked up at Chu Zheng, as if he couldn't believe what he had just heard, "Old Chu, was I ...... just now?" Did you hear it wrong? Why do you still hear the word 'anti-fighting'?"
"You heard it right, it's just these two words!" Chu Zheng shook his head very sincerely, and slapped Shen Liang and Xiao Xingxing, who had just been angry, back.
"???!!!" β Shen Liang and now, in a pair of eyes, there are only these two symbols!
"Tell me about it! What exactly is 'anti-fighting'?" Shen Liang blushed with anger, and it looked like he was about to roll up his sleeves and "talk" with Chu Zheng!
Seeing him like this, Chu Zheng's eyes were about to light up: "That's you!"
He was excited, even faintly excited, and said to Shen Lianghe: "She will talk to you like this!
Saying this, Chu Zheng is still proud?!
Shen Lianghe expressed extreme disbelief about this.
"You and your daughter-in-law and son...... You usually ...... It's all so violent?" Shen Lianghe felt that he might have to reassess Chu Zheng's "shamelessness"!
This is obviously trying to trick him into beating him for him!
That's right, Shen Lianghe at this time has long forgotten who is curious to ask, and he has already deeply thought that Chu Zheng should usually grow up with his daughter-in-law's "fists and feet".
Therefore, at this moment, his mind is full of Chu Zheng's pitiful "destroyed" pictures.
Thinking of this, he suddenly found that it seemed that the anger towards Chu Zheng just now had begun to dissipate.
Chu Zheng: "......"
Although he didn't know what Shen Liang and this guy were thinking, he only looked at the "sympathy" on the other party's face, and he had the urge to pull this guy to the training ground!
"One last warning! One last warning! One special warning! Two special warnings! Three special reminders! One last warningββ warning to the person being warned that if he does not stop his reckless behavior like this, he will bear the consequences! Say it again! Repeat it!
Finally, the program's anger was not only changed in terms of sound, but also the previously quiet environment and dim light, which were now illuminated by the red light that lit up within the working range of the miniature cube.
"Is this a warning before making a big move?" Shen Lianghe was noisy by the mechanical sound, and immediately, he took his attention away from Chu Zheng.
When he landed, he asked Chu Zheng in an expectant tone, "Are we waiting for the 'big war'?"
Faced with such a partner who could easily forget his responsibilities and watch the excitement, Chu Zheng didn't know what to say.
On the contrary, this guy, he doesn't seem to know what "self-consciousness" is, and he still keeps slapping Chu Zheng's shoulder with his shoulder, it seems that if Chu Zheng doesn't give him an answer, he won't be good enough to give up!
After Chu Zheng realized this, although he was also helpless, he still spoke up and made peace with Shen Liang: "It's possible! You see that it should now enter the final warning stage." β
Although he had different opinions, Chu Zheng still chose to speak from the same thinking height and angle with the other party.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Shen Lianghe had already nodded vigorously at Chu Zheng with the eyes of "seeing a confidant".
Chu Zheng: "......"
seems to be helpless eyes, in this way, he can kill two birds with one stone - not only can he cover his embarrassing appearance, but also let him not have to see Shen Liang and this fool!
Silently complaining, Chu Zheng turned his head hard, stunned not to let Shen Lianghe see his disgusted expression that he couldn't hide.
"Didididi!Warning!Escalation!Escalation!Escalation!" The anger in the mechanical voice could no longer be heard without careful identification.
If you are not confronted with the miniature cube, a machine that "can't understand speech", I am afraid that it will really make the listener feel suspicious, and then shrink back, or stop acting as warned about.
It's still the same sentence - it's a pity that the miniature cube doesn't understand it at all!
"Or maybe it's pretending to be stupid!" Shen Lianghe also touched his chin and said with an unfathomable expression.
Chu Zheng looked at him and didn't speak.
Shen Lianghe didn't mind: "Didn't you say that your daughter-in-law and my brother and sister shouldn't be so simple......?" A little bit too much?"
"......" Chu Zheng narrowed his eyes, and after thinking for a while, he nodded slowly and spoke, "Don't say it yet, maybe...... It's possible!"
"Is this really possible?!" Shen Liang and the person who made the guess heard Chu Zheng's affirmative words, and they actually ...... Be amazed!
If it weren't for the limited space that the two of them were in now, Chu Zheng had no doubt that this guy would be able to jump up directly!
"But, but...... If so, then why did it do it......? Does it really have an independent consciousness?" Shen Lianghe can now do it so daringly!
Chu Zheng pondered, he didn't have Shen Lianghe to imagine: "You don't want to think about beautiful things, although I am also willing to have such a helper, but unfortunately, that is not realistic!"
Hearing Chu Zheng's words, Shen Lianghe was about to speak again, but he was interrupted by the mechanical sound that he had heard many times. And what he thinks should be the "boom~~!!"
In the end, it didn't appear, and it should be ...... It's not possible!
The mechanical voice said: "Warning, warning, last warning! If you ignore these warnings again, you will do so at your own risk!"
Speaking of this, the mechanical voice did not give the miniature cube time to think about it as it did just now, but continued: "According to the behavior of the actor who insists on going his own way, we take a 'bombardment' move!"
Boom, how can you bombard?ββ Chu Zheng and Shen Liang were angry together.
As a result, before the two of them could think clearly, the voice spoke again: "Didididi! The warning is invalid! The expulsion is restricted!
Chu Zheng: "......"
Shen Lianghe: "......"
Is that the end of it? Impossible...... Right?
As they were thinking, the sound surprised the miniature cube!
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