Chapter 59: I always feel retaliated against by the system
In the old locust set, a large locust tree stretches out of the canopy, covering a large area of shady land.
Two dirt roads intersect under the trees, and there are a few thatched shops and a few straw huts on the side of the road.
It is the ninth day of the first month, the villagers in more than a dozen nearby villages, all carry their own savings of various goods to the set exchange, under the big locust tree is very lively, adults, the elderly, children into a mess.
A man with a short figure, wearing a kudzu robe, two bare legs, and stepping on straw sandals, is standing under the locust tree to bully the little girl who sings.
Nearby, there was also a group of village idlers who were coaxing.
The little girl was wearing a cloth skirt, with a slender figure, and a bun was tied to the right side of her head, and as her body trembled, it shook and trembled, like a chicken nodding.
The hairy-legged man took a step forward, and was about to approach step by step, when he suddenly felt a figure flash in front of him, and a person stopped between him and the little girl, grabbing the clothes on his chest.
"Get out of here, or I'll call the police!"
Huh, wait?
Gu Xiaobai stood up and stopped the hairy-legged villager with a broken voice, and found that something was wrong.
How did you get shorter?
When lying on the ground, I felt that this village man was very short, at most more than one meter and six points, and he could be two heads taller than him.
I'll be scared to death later.
But when he stood up, he realized that he was not much taller than him.
Moreover, his hands and feet, soft and soft, did not have much strength, this push, but failed to push him away, and could only grab his clothes.
Before Gu Xiaobai could react, he suddenly felt a pain in his body, and he was punched twice in a row, staggering and falling to the ground.
He refused to relax his right hand, and pulled it suddenly, "tearing" it.
"Oh, my clothes ......" The Ge Yi on the hairy man's body was torn to pieces, and he screamed in distress and kicked Gu Xiaobai several times.
Until someone next to him advised: "Okay, this sick seedling, don't kick to death!"
Only then did the hairy-legged man stop, pulled the Ge Yi on his body, and kicked Gu Xiaobai again, and then left angrily.
Gu Xiaobai clutched his stomach and couldn't get up on the ground for a long time.
What the hell is going on? Gu Xiaobai used his calm and wise brain, but now it was a little dizzy with pain, thought for three seconds and came to a conclusion.
I've been retaliated against by the system!
Knowing that you can't beat me in reality, you beat me in my dreams while I'm asleep?
System, you're done!
At this moment, in front of Gu Xiaobai, words like smoke and dust appeared.
"Beginner trial: survive three days by singing on the streets. ”
"Clearance bonus: No, you bite me. ”
Gu Xiaobai: "......"
Sure enough, the system is taking revenge on me!
However, this is a lucid dream, and you want to take revenge on me in my lucid dream, is it too underestimating me?
Gu Xiaobai closed his eyes and whispered: "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up......"
Didn't wake up.
Change strategy.
"I'm going to fly, fly, fly......"
"A roast chicken fell from the sky, a roast chicken. ”
"I'm Iron Man!"
"Ultraman Transform!"
Gu Xiaobai was still lying on the ground, nothing happened.
The tricks that used to have fun in lucid dreams don't seem to work.
The words that appeared in front of me changed again: "The host is not in a dream, but the consciousness travels through time and space and enters a certain history." Everything is true at the moment, and in order to prevent mental trauma, please do not die easily. ”
"What about you as a schoolboy?" and consciousness travels through time and space into history? This is impossible.
"It's the power of music. "The system laughs, you can't do physics, right?
", I'm stupid to believe you, it hurts. Gu Xiaobai moaned on the ground, and the little girl knelt beside him and said in a panic: "......Are you okay?"
"I ...... I'm fine, help ...... Help me up. ”
Supported by the little girl, Gu Xiaobai leaned against the big locust tree again.
He found that this was indeed not his body, and now he was at most one meter seven tall, with lap legs, and only a shabby purple deep coat on his body, and nothing underneath......
That's right, there is nothing, the wind blows and the farts are cold, which makes Gu Xiaobai very sad, leaning against the tree and not wanting to move, very insecure.
"We know each other?" Gu Xiaobai grinned for a long time before he had the strength to look at the little girl next to him.
The little girl is at most thirteen or fourteen years old, less than one meter six tall, she looks like a junior high school student, the cloth dress is very shabby, there are a few patches on it, and the bun hanging on the side of her head makes Gu Xiaobai want to reach out and touch it.
"You don't remember, you passed out on the side of the road, so I gave you something to eat and drink......"
Gu Xiaobai couldn't cry or laugh, how could he be a miserable character.
Moreover, he thought that he was someone from this little girl, who would have thought that he was just picked up by her.
Thinking of her maintenance of herself just now, she would rather be wronged for herself, Gu Xiaobai's heart involuntarily softened.
"You...... What's your name?"
Unexpectedly, the little girl suddenly blushed and looked at him with disgust.
"My name is Gu Xiaobai, you can call me Brother Xiaobai. Gu Xiaobai said to himself.
"Little white...... Brother, can you sing?"
Gu Xiaobai: "??????"
It always feels like something is wrong?
Gu Xiaobai looked at the little girl, the little girl was stared at by him and lowered her head, and said in a low voice: "I...... My mother called me Moth......"
"Moth?" Gu Xiaobai looked at the bun on her head as she spoke, and couldn't help but reach out and touch her little head, "Then I'll call you Little Moth." ”
"I didn't expect you...... You...... You're a bad guy too!" the little moth was touched and killed by him, and his face turned red with anger, and he swished, two meters away from him.
Gu Xiaobai: "??????"
What's wrong with it?
Although Gu Xiaobai is only 16 years old, he is already in college, and he is about 20 years old, in his opinion, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl is a little sister, what's wrong with touching her head?
As for being so angry?
On weekdays, those little sisters who were touched and killed by him had to happily post on Moments to deceive likes.
One of the two people was puzzled, the other sulked, and suddenly ......
"Gollum ......"
There was a thunderclap in his stomach.
"Little Moth, are you hungry?"
The little moth didn't care about getting angry anymore and looked at him nodding desperately.
Gu Xiaobai thought of his trial task, and subconsciously touched the money on his body.
I touched it around, and I only touched a piece of jade pendant hidden in my arms.
Looking at the white and flawless jade, Gu Xiaobai suddenly smiled.
Who said I have to sing? I can feed both of us if I don't sing!
"Let's go, let's take this jade pendant and exchange it for some food......"
A quarter of an hour later.
Gu Xiaobai lay on the ground with footprints all over his body, and several village men held his jade pendant and walked away.
"Fu ...... Help me up......" Gu Xiaobai always felt that he must have been retaliated against by the system.
(Note: In ancient times, brother = song, brother is the current brother.) )