Chapter 104: The Snowball of All Evil
The yellow-haired thug trampled the old man on the ground again and said angrily, "Damn, lie down for Lao Tzu! What kind of bullshit, what kind of thing is that? I've never heard of it, I have the ability to let him come to me!"
As soon as Huang Mao's words fell, he was kicked in the back by a sudden kick from behind him and was kicked out directly, and everyone obviously heard a "click" just now, and the lower half of Huang Mao's body is estimated to be useless.
After being kicked away, Huang Mao rolled around the garden several times like a football, and finally hit the old man's door and stopped.
At this time, Huang Mao rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, his hands and feet were twisted into shape, lying on his stomach softly, as if there were no bones, it can be seen that his bones have been broken.
"I heard that you seem to be looking for heaven's curse, I am!" With this free and easy shout, Zhao Yifan's face appeared in front of everyone, and at the same time, the clown and Yan Yu also appeared behind Zhao Yifan with their own weapons.
Zhao Yifan bared his teeth and smiled at the old man on the ground and said, "I forgot to introduce myself, my surname is Zhao Yifan, I proclaimed myself a minute ago and was nicknamed Heavenly Curse, clown Yan Yu, don't kill you two." ”
Yan Yu and the clown were both stunned,
Yan Yu: "What?"
Clown: "Clams?"
And when Zhao Yifan turned his head, he instantly knelt down, "I'm the ancestor of your two days, didn't this TMD say that it would not kill people!"
At this time, the clown is holding a scythe in his right hand, and grabbing a head that is still spurting blood with his left hand.
Yan Yu's crowbar was carried on his shoulder, and there was a corpse that had been pierced through the head hanging at the other end of the stick.
A few thugs around him originally just came to make trouble, and they didn't want to make trouble, but as soon as the clown and Yan Yu came, their faces suddenly changed greatly.
"Uh...... Ahh
"I'll wipe it, what are these two guys, go and call the police!"
A few gangsters on the left and right who were still demolishing and digging graves immediately ran away.
Zhao Yifan looked at the few thugs who ran away, and suddenly became furious: "You two bastards, just give me a clean point when you do things! If they go back, you will forget it, Lao Tzu will also be wanted!
After a while, the group of thugs who hadn't run far were all killed by the clown and Yan Yu, and the methods were extremely cruel.
Yan Yu is still like that, his head and body are torn apart, while the clown is relatively clean and neat, directly dismembering and dismembering the body, and the dead can't die anymore.
And Zhao Yifan squatted in front of the stone, covering his ears and closing his eyes, shaking his head, and reading in his mouth: "I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything, I didn't know anything, I was innocent, I didn't kill anyone, they did it, I didn't see anything......"
At this time, the old man looked at the scene in front of him, got up very calmly, tidied up his clothes, and said, "After seeing Shakespeare, you should leave quickly, leave the jurisdiction, although these little gangsters have disappeared a few and no one will notice, but their families will definitely care, don't come back if you leave." ”
As he spoke, he picked up the glaive knife and prepared to kill the yellow hair lying at the door of his house.
However, Zhao Yifan grabbed the handle of the Glaive Knife and said, "Uncle, I think this guy should stay alive, after all, he didn't see anything, and his body is like this, and he won't die of sin." ”
“...... Do those guys have to die? Your logic is very problematic. ”
"It seems to me that a person's life and death are determined by his fault, and those guys are going to die because they have seen things that they shouldn't see, that is, they know too much. ”
However, the old man smiled and said, "Hahaha, then I also saw you killing, so am I going to die too?"
"......" Zhao Yifan then glanced at the clown and Yan Yu took the old man over again, and patiently communicated with him very patiently, which can also be said to be a fool.
Anyway, you can sue them for murder, but you have nothing to do with it, and the old man agreed.
Yan Yu and the clown were very speechless about Zhao Yifan's betrayal of his teammates, looking at Zhao Yifan's triumphant and under-flattened face, both of them had an urge to flatten him.
"Yan Yu, borrow a motorcycle, I'll set off tonight. ”
Yan Yu, who was driving, raised his eyebrows slightly and asked, "So urgent? It must be tonight?" or tomorrow." ”
Zhao Yifan shook his head, "No, I'll set off tonight, it is estimated that the people of the Shangguan family already know that I am in the Eternal Night Castle, and if we stay for another day, we may be ambushed, and we will not be able to leave tomorrow." ”
To say that when they were about to leave just now, the group of thugs drove a few cars and passed by them, Zhao Yifan thought that it was someone sent by Shangguan Gu, it would not be good if it affected the uncle who guarded the tomb, so they went back to help.
Of course, the clown didn't buy Zhao Yifan's worries, "Even if Shangguan Gu has great ability, he will not openly make trouble in urban areas, your worries are unnecessary." ”
"Whether it's superfluous or not, today I'm leaving the Eternal Night Castle and going to the mortal world. ”
“...... If you go to the mortal world, it is impossible for a motorcycle to get there in forty-eight hours, the mortal world is in the northernmost position, and you have to cross the non-jurisdictional area to get there. ”
Zhao Yifan frowned and said, "No, there is so much distance between the mortal world and the Eternal Night Castle?"
However, the clown shook his head and said, "It's not that the Eternal Night Castle is too far away from the Mortal World, but the Mortal World and other areas are too far away, and the Ten Thousand Cities, the Eternal Night Castle, the Primordial Blade, the Yanxi, and the Valley of the Hundred Beasts are a few areas that are relatively close. The rest of the area is farther away from each other. ”
"So what now? Is there a plane in Eternal Night Castle?" Zhao Yifan asked.
Yan Yu sighed and said, "There is no such thing as an airfield in Eternal Night Castle, after all, it is all underground, but I can take you there by helicopter." ”
"Then without further ado, let's go!" Zhao Yifan said with a golden light in his eyes.
The clown smiled and shook his head, saying, "Then I won't go, Eternal Night Castle still has some things to deal with." ”
......
Yan Yu and Zhao Yifan exchanged a few words with the clown after entering the Eternal Night Castle, and then Zhao Yifan followed Yan Yu to the territory of the Night Emissary.
Zhao Yifan looked at the huge fortress like a fortress in front of him, and his jaw was about to fall off.
Now I think back to the "Rebel King" that attacked back then, it was just a medium-sized building in the Nightbringer Fortress!
And according to Yan Yu, the Night Emissary's fortress is equivalent to the area of a large city in the Eternal Night Castle, so it is naturally very large.
This made Zhao Yifan have to complain, so he said: "You TM scumbag, I thought that the territory of the Night Messenger was the same as the family, a relatively large castle, what about a city in TMD, even if you can't get out, you won't be bored!"
However, Yan Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Actually, it's really about the same, I haven't really looked at the land in this Night Emissary Fortress yet, because I am really locked up in a castle in the middle of the fortress. ”
“......”
Immediately, the two came to Yan Yu's so-called hellish residence, and his helicopter was parked on the lawn outside the castle.
The people around the doorkeeper glanced at Zhao Yifan, who was chatting very well with Yan Yu behind him, and he didn't say anything, who would ask such a stupid question as "Who are you?" This can obviously be seen.
Zhao Yifan's eyes swept across the courtyard of Yan Yu's house with great jealousy, and muttered, "MMP, it is estimated that a room is bigger than mine." ”
"That's for sure. Yan Yu coldly broke a bucket of cold water for Zhao Yifan.
"Okay, hurry up and start the helicopter, I'm going to the mortal world right now!" Zhao Yifan said angrily.
However, Yan Yu smiled and said, "It seems that you are also a frog at the bottom of the well." ”
"Shenma?!" Zhao Yifan, who was ridiculed by Yan Yu's pure natural frog at the bottom of the well, his face turned red with anger, "You are a pure natural captive frog at the bottom of the well and I are half a catty, don't BB so much, hurry up!"
However, Yan Yu shook his head with a smile, took out his mobile phone and made a call, "Hey, prepare some clothes for me, I'm going to go to the mortal world for a few days to play." ”
“......”
"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten, it's only two days. ”
“......”
"Uh-huh. Oh yes, one more thing, it's helping me get two outfits, and there's someone to go with me, a friend. ”
“......”
"Yardage words...... Let's just follow Norwen's yardage, a little smaller than his. ”
“...... Yours can't work, you're too skinny, just follow Norwen's. ”
Immediately, Yan Yu hung up the phone, looked at Zhao Yifan and asked, "Go in and sit for a while?"
"No, just wait here...... By the way, what kind of clothes are you going to buy? Isn't that a mountainous area?"
Yan Yu thought for a while and said, "Well~, it's not wrong to say it's a mountainous area, but it's a snowy mountain, if you want to freeze to death there, I don't have a problem, but don't drag me into the water." ”
Hearing the word Snow Mountain, Zhao Yifan twitched the corners of his mouth a few times and asked, "That...... Buy thicker clothes, it is better to buy a few warmers and warmers. ”
“......”
After a while, a man with gold-rimmed glasses came over with a cart.
His expression was still smiling, and he said, "Young master, the things are here, forgive me for taking the liberty of asking, do you need your subordinates to go with you?"
Yan Yu threw things into the back of the helicopter and said, "No need, you stay and help me clean up here, report to me at any time, I'll go for a day, and I'll be back tomorrow." ”
Saying that, Yan Yu glanced at Zhao Yifan and said, "Brother, I have to come back if I send you over, when the time comes"
"No problem, I can go back by myself then, it's really a trouble for you, thank you very much. ”
And Yan Yu also shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's okay, you saved my life, help people to the end, and send you to Shakespeare's mother-in-law, which can be regarded as repaying your kindness." ”
Then the two of them didn't say anything, Yan Yu and Zhao Yifan jumped into the helicopter, and then flew towards the hole above the dark plane building of the Eternal Night Castle.
The Dark Plane belongs to the Association of the Capable in the Eternal Night Castle, and is the same as the Super Energy Association of Wancheng and the Primordial Blade's Forceful Settlement Palace.
The dark plane building is like a dark purple hair that breaks through the sky, and the area at the bottom is very round, and the more you go to the top, the narrower it becomes.
Zhao Yifan, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, put on the headset of the co-pilot's seat when he flew over the dark plane building, and then poked his head out and glanced down, and couldn't help but sigh, "This dark plane building is really interesting." ”
"Hahaha! The combat power of the dark plane is recognized as strong, and it is said that it has the strongest spear in the association, and it is said that all the abilities in it are mainly based on strong attack power. ”
"Yes, the people of Eternal Night Castle are all people with strong offensive abilities, but they should be relatively weak in terms of defensive ability, right?"
Yan Yu shook his head, "No, the best defense is to attack, the members of the dark plane will generally gather to take down the enemy when others are struggling to defend, and they don't even give a chance to counterattack, so it's called the strongest spear." ”
Zhao Yifan took one last look at the dark plane and nodded secretly, thinking, is the dark plane a ...... It seems to be very interesting.
After driving the helicopter for about eight hours, Yan Yu finally came to an endless and snow-white place.
And Zhao Yifan also put on the heavy padded jacket early, and even the mouth became unusually snow-white.
Zhao Yifan looked at the small white houses with domes below and said, "This should be the mortal world." ”
However, Yan Yu said, "Yifan, you help me control the helicopter." ”
"Oh, don't, don't, ah!"
Yan Yu put Zhao Yifan's hand on the steering stick before Zhao Yifan was unified, and then turned his head to the clothes in the back seat, and the moment Zhao Yifan just grabbed the joystick, the helicopter spiraled towards the ground like a huge brick, accompanied by Zhao Yifan's screams,
And Yan Yu still calmly put on the padded jacket, and then regained control of the helicopter, "I can't even drive the helicopter, really." ”
At this time, Zhao Yifan, who was in a state of shock, barely restrained his urge to hit people, and said with a smile: "I have never been a civilian at all, so I can't fly a helicopter, I'm really sorry?"
Yan Yu nodded shamelessly, "You really should be sorry, because you almost killed both of us." ”
Zhao Yifan took a deep breath, he kept hypnotizing himself in his heart, don't do it, hold back, he is a driver, you can't do it with the driver, calm down, you must be calm,
Yan Yu looked at Zhao Yifan's appearance, and then said coldly: "Do you want me to put you in the outskirts of the mortal world or the main city?"
Zhao Yifan raised his eyebrows and asked, "What do you say?"
"Suburb. ”
"Go to your uncle's suburbs! Lao Tzu is going to the main city, go to the main city to rent a car!"
Yan Yu's expression was helpless, one hand blocked his ears, and the other hand drove the license helicopter and said, "You are too loud, this is a high mountain area, don't make a loud noise, be careful of avalanches." ”
After a small episode, Yan Yu sent Zhao Yifan to the exclusive helipad in the forest garden of the main city of the mortal world, this trip took about nine hours, and Zhao Yifan and Yan Yu could be said to have stayed awake all night.
At this time, Zhao Yifan said with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, "Why don't you sleep in the mortal world and walk, it's very dangerous for you to fly back like this." ”
However, Yan Yu said, "Of course, I'm going to sleep now, I advise you to take a rest too, after all, fatigue driving, it's easy to return to the west." After speaking, Yan Yu disappeared, and Zhao Yifan stood in place and couldn't find anyone to vent his anger on.
At this time, a couple walked over, patted Zhao Yifan's shoulder and asked, "Hello, do you know where the entrance of the snow mountain cave is?"
"I don't know, get out!" Zhao Yifan angrily vented his anger on the innocent couple, and then left angrily.
And the couple looked at each other and shrugged strangely, indicating that they didn't know what had happened to the man just now.
After Zhao Yifan walked out of the forest garden, he saw that the street was full of snow white, and hesitated that the mortal world was in the high mountain area, so there was naturally no such thing as a road, let alone a car.
There are only two common means of transportation here, that is, snowmobiles and sleds, and there is no other possible means of transportation except these two means of transportation.
As soon as he came out of the territory of the forest garden, what was introduced to Zhao Yifan was a huge steep slope first.
He looked at the snow-white but brightly lit main city down the steep slope, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Your uncle, the mortal forest garden is actually on the mountain...... Yan Yu, this bastard. With that, Zhao Yifan lay down the hill with difficulty,
To say that it is easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, because you only need to blindly climb up the mountain, but going down the mountain is different, which is a difficult test for your body and mind, especially for those who have a fear of heights.
Fortunately, Zhao Yifan is not afraid of heights, he walked down slowly step by step, this distance is very close from top to bottom, but when he actually walks, it is still very far.
After walking for more than an hour, Zhao Yifan finally collapsed from exhaustion, and then he rolled on the steep snow like a wave, and finally turned into a huge snowball and rolled down towards the main city of the mortal world.
At this time, Zhao Yifan's mind was blank, after all, he was tired and dizzy, so he finally fell asleep, but Zhao Yifan didn't know that after he turned into a snowball, it caused a lot of commotion.
The snowball was like a ball of perpetual motion machines that could not be stopped, directly rolling over the road of the mortal lord city, and after hitting a huge building, it began to move slowly along the steepness of the terrain.
Every time I move to the end of the street, I will continue to move in another direction because of the slight steepness of the terrain, although no one is injured, because the speed of the snowball is too slow, but directly speaking, the traffic in the mortal world is a mess, and it is directly paralyzed.
This snowball was like a nightmare for the people of the mortal world, constantly chasing them and crushing them, and finally it was because of the idiom of Moon Shadow that this evil snowball was shattered and the commotion stopped.
And the moment the snowball was shattered, a figure flew out of the snowball, needless to say, it was Zhao Yifan, who was sleeping unconscious.