Volume 1: The Growth of the King of Soldiers Chapter 39: Happy Birthday
Dai Gang was in charge of the "big surprise", which was a complete failure. Although the effect of this "big surprise" achieved the expected effect, it was a pity that Yang was not hungry, but Dai Gang, who was squatting behind and holding the cutting board.
Originally, Dai Gang was the only one who was frightened, but when everyone came out and saw the cutting board, it was everyone who was frightened.
It turned out that the two chopsticks thrown out by Yang Buxing just now passed through the cutting board more than ten centimeters thick, and the small half of the chopsticks had been drilled out from behind the cutting board.
Seeing this scene, you can imagine how dangerous Dai Gang was when he was squatting behind him. If this is drilled out a little, I'm afraid Dai Gang's eyeballs will be completely reimbursed.
Monster, now everyone, including the cooking class, looked at Yang Bu with an incredulous face. Because the chopping block in front of me can no longer be explained by science.
In fact, Yang was also very shocked to see this scene, he just used the breathing method that his grandfather had been teaching him to use when he was a child to throw the two chopsticks, he didn't expect this power to be so great.
"Old Yao Xiaofan, squad leader Zhou, squad leader Hong, what are you all doing here? This chopping board, wearing pockmarks, what are you doing!"
Yang is not hungry and sees that everyone in this big night is idle and running to scare himself, I really don't know if I am full of food and support!
"No...... Not hungry...... You...... Are you Superman?"
"What Superman?"
"That's the hidden martial arts master......! I didn't expect my Yao Bing's brother to be a martial arts master! This is too cool and explosive, Lin Zhan's kid still wants to compare with you, this is not at the same level at all!"
Yao Bing was so excited at this time that he was like taking "Viagra". And this scene obviously subverted Zhou Bo's worldview.
"Could it be that there really are those heroes who come and go high in this world? Could it be that the village where there are only more than 60 old people left is a hidden sect, and it is full of martial arts masters?"
Zhou Bo's whole person is not good, if what he thinks is true, then he will definitely give up this cute military uniform and run to the small mountain village where even the electricity is different to be a neighbor with Yang Buxing.
Everyone is like seeing a ghost, and such a thing is against common sense for them.
At this time, Yang was not hungry and followed everyone's gaze to see his masterpiece just now. After seeing the two chopsticks deeply pierced through the cutting board that the squad leader usually uses, you must know that the cutting board usually has a finger-thick bone chopping knife on the back of the knife and can't leave many traces on it. Now it's pierced with chopsticks.
"Hurry up, shoot two more for us! It was too dark to see clearly!"
Zhang Xiaofan quickly took out another cutting board and placed it on the stove. Huang Ke also excitedly handed Yang Buxing a few chopsticks.
"Shoot, shoot......"
A group of old men don't sleep at night and stare at a young man and shout such a reverie slogan, if it weren't for the remote location of the kitchen, otherwise this misunderstanding would have been misunderstood.
Yang is not hungry and thinks about trying again, if he is really a master like what he said in the movie, then maybe he will really be recruited to the special forces.
Shout...... Syllable......
The chopsticks quickly came out of Yang Bu's hand, the gesture and angle were similar to just now, and even the rate of breathing was very close. I saw that the chopsticks quickly came into contact with the cutting board, but they did not penetrate directly as just now, but were bounced out. There was only a small white dot left on the cutting board, and it didn't even count as a scratch.
"What's going on?
Wang Jianjun ran up to check it as soon as possible, and when he saw that the chopsticks only left a small white dot on the cutting board, he somehow breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come again, try again!"
It was not only Wang Jianjun who breathed a sigh of relief, but also Zhou Bo. In his opinion, it is normal to not be able to pierce the chopping board, because this is scientific.
Sure enough, Yang Buyu shot several more chopsticks, and the result was the same as just now. The effect is not much bigger. For this, Yang Buxing was also very depressed.
Seeing that Yang was a little frustrated, Zhou Bo stood up with a smile and said:
"Not hungry, that's normal. In many reports abroad, there are actually many such supernatural things happening. I once saw a story about a child who was crushed by a stake weighing more than a ton, and the child was just stuck in it because of the gap in the ground. And the mother, in a hurry, actually lifted the stake completely with one hand, and then rescued the child.
Later, no matter how hard the mother tried, she could not move the stake in the slightest.
There are many more examples like this, and you can look them up on the Internet. I didn't want to be hungry and just shot through the chopping board with chopsticks, and I think it's similar to these, so I don't need to make too much fuss. ”
Zhou Bo's explanation is actually very perfunctory, after all, news is news, and in reality, the chopping board with chopsticks is still lying there. But so what, Yang Bu is indeed unable to penetrate the cutting board with chopsticks anymore.
Zhou Bo followed with many examples, and also used Yang Buxing's mobile phone to check many scientific explanations made by so-called experts on the spot, which finally calmed everyone down. Also, after all, Yang Buxing's hand is too shocking.
For such a result, the most regrettable thing besides Yao Bing is that Yang is not hungry.
The power of the chopsticks is so powerful, who knows that they once had the power to surpass the ordinary, and then how they are willing to return to the ordinary.
Although Yang Buxing's mood was a little low at this time, he was soon raised by the cake in Huang Ke's hand.
"Happy birthday to you...... Happy birthday to you......"
Naturally, there was an accident in the show directed by Yao Bing, but the highlight continued.
The double-layer cake with a basin size of at least 12 inches was served by Huang Ke in front of Yang Buxing, making him completely forget the regret caused by the chopsticks not being able to shoot through the cutting board just now.
"This ...... Is this for me? It's my birthday?"
Yang, who has never had a birthday, is not hungry, and he is so nervous that he doesn't know where to put it at this time. In addition to the big cake in front of him, there is also the grilled steak in Hong Qigong's hand. It turned out that the piece of beef tendon meat in the refrigerator had already been made into a delicacy and was waiting to be started by itself.
"You ...... How do you know it's my birthday?"
"Of course it's me, why are you also a fellow villager in the next village, I asked my dad to go to your Yangjiatun, and the village chief told my dad. The village chief said that it was the twentieth day of the lunar month when your grandfather picked you up from the woods that year, so he regarded that day as your birthday, right?"
"Thank you, Jianjun. Thank you as well. I've never had a birthday when I'm so old, so ...... So...... Thank you all ......."
Although the big surprise failed, the big joy was very successful. Yang Bu was hungry and saw that so many comrades-in-arms came to celebrate his birthday, and his language was almost slurred.
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and make a wish and blow out the candles!
Huang Ke looked at Yang Bu Hungry and stupid, and hurriedly urged.
I saw that Yang was not hungry, and without saying a word, he knelt down with his hands folded.
"Cake bless, bless me Yang will never be hungry. ”
Everyone was stunned by his actions. I've never seen anyone who makes a birthday wish like this.
"I'll beat you to death, those who know think you're making a birthday wish, and those who don't know think you're worshipping the land!"
Zhou Bo, who couldn't cry or laugh, hurriedly pulled Yang Buxing up from the ground and pressed him on the chair, everyone knew the virtue of this kid, Hong Qigong quickly cut out half a large piece of cake and sent it to him.
"Eat quickly, who doesn't know that you kid is the most hungry!"
Yang Bu, who hadn't eaten dinner, was still hungry, so he didn't need to be polite to the squad leader, so he took the big spoon handed over by Huang Ke and sent a big bite to his mouth. I have to say that the taste of this cake is really average.
Although Hong Qigong has a first-class chef certificate, this piece of pastry baking is really not his strong point. Although the shape is passable, the taste is far worse than what is sold outside. Because this cake is actually filled, and it is filled with five kernels, but fortunately, Yang is not hungry and has never eaten cake, so this kid still eats with a happy face. As for the others, when they saw the cut cake, they selectively focused on the steak.
Eating and eating, Yang Bu was hungry and seemed to think of something. Quickly took out his mobile phone and took a few photos of the cake on the table, and then went on to eliminate the remaining five-kernel cake.
The celebration was actually very short, and by the time everyone had finished cleaning up, they were about to blow out the lights.
Until lying in bed at night, Yang Bu was still uneasy. Listening to the even breathing of his comrades-in-arms, he thought about it and took out his mobile phone to open WeChat.
This is the second time he has opened WeChat, and soon the picture he took today was posted in the circle of friends, postscript: The first birthday, thank you for the cake sent by your comrades, the five-kernel filling is delicious, I like it very much.
When I was about to quit sleeping, there was a friend through the message on the WeChat interface. The nickname reads "Iceberg Female President".
Only then did he remember that the Mickey Mouse WeChat account he added casually some time ago actually came through his friend and sent a ?.
You must know that for WeChat accounts that you don't know, people will generally look through each other's circle of friends. Of course, Yang Buxing also did this, but it seems that this female president called Iceberg is also a person who doesn't like to play WeChat, and there are only a few pictures in the circle of friends, among which several pictures have a big dog, no matter how Yang Buhang looks at it, he feels that this big dog is very familiar. But I didn't think about it that much, after all, most dogs of the same breed look similar.
"Today is my first birthday, and I am very happy!"
Yang Bu Hungry Ghost sent such a sentence to the gods. After sending it, I really felt that it was very inappropriate, so I quickly deleted the information. But he didn't know that it was useless to delete it like this, and the other party would still accept the message. As for why he posted this text, maybe it was in the dead of night that he needed to share his joy. But the people on WeChat, except for this iceberg female president, are all people who came to celebrate his birthday.
So the only stranger became the object of his joy.
Bite......
In a villa on the other side of the ocean, Zhan Tai Yayue was lying on the grass in the garden enjoying the sunshine, when the mobile phone prompt sounded. She lazily opened WeChat and read the headless sentence. I don't know for what reason, she actually replied rarely.
"Are you trying to treat me to cake?"
He can now basically determine that there is a stranger behind this WeChat account, because among the people she knows, there is no one who has a birthday today. But for some reason, she didn't want to delete this stranger at this time......