Chapter 199: A stupid ass exclusive to Liu Yun'er

Lin Fan's attention was not on the so-called laboratory at all, his eyes looked at the water in the cup, and began to think whimsically... Is there a special way to make a ship float in the opposite direction? The liquid floats in the air, allowing the boat to float with the bow facing down.

"Huh?"

"What about you!" Liu Yun'er looked at Lin Fan who was in a daze, and asked indifferently, "Are you coming?"

Lin Fan came back to his senses, looked at his girlfriend blankly, and asked curiously, "Playing mahjong?"

“...”

"Didn't you hear a word of what I just said?" Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said silently: "I said that I plan to set up a related laboratory to cooperate with Shenda... Yuxi and Zhou Feng have joined, are you coming?"

Lin Fan was silent for a long time, and said cautiously: "I... I'm very busy at work. ”

Are you busy?

What are you busy with!

Maybe Zhou Feng and Song Yuxi didn't know Lin Fan's true situation, but as his girlfriend, Liu Yun'er knew Lin Fan's situation clearly, and fished in troubled waters in the library all day long, either sleeping or playing games.

Just busy?

Get busy and have fun!

"I think... It's good to let Brother Lin Fan have a name, after all, he is so busy with work. Zhou Feng said seriously.

“...”

"It's not impossible to go by name. Liu Yun'er frowned, but there was a prerequisite for letting Lin Fan join her laboratory to participate in research... He must have a master's degree or above, and the question is that he himself said that he has a high Chinese certificate, what should he do?

Although it is a private laboratory, if you want to cooperate with Shenda, the list of relevant personnel and the framework must be reported. I can't get over my face, but as an authority in the field of condensed matter physics, there is such a person in the laboratory... If you don't keep it, you will be said by others.

afterwards

Liu Yun'er briefly described the framework structure of the laboratory in the future, which is roughly oriented to a semi-private and semi-official institution, whose corresponding funds and funds come from social donations, or are provided by Shenda and jointly manage the laboratory with Shenda.

Of course

Liu Yuner has absolute dominance of the laboratory.

"My goal..."

"Be world-class. Liu Yun'er said indifferently.

Listening to Liu Yun'er's explanation, Lin Fan felt a little whimsical, how could someone Shen Da come to pay attention to you, besides... This kind of project needs to be approved at various levels, and it takes a while for each level to be approved.

in a word

Lin Fan thinks it's unrealistic, not because Liu Yun'er is not capable, nor because there are no so-called researchers, but... In terms of approval and funding, it will not be possible.

Even if the laboratory is successfully approved by virtue of personal prestige, who will provide the funds?

Social fundraising?

Ordinary people who know who you Liu Yun'er is...

As for the provision of Shenda, Shenda is not engaged in charity.

"There should be no problem!" Song Yuxi said with a smile: "With me and Zhou Feng here, plus you Yun'er, and this bastard, the four of them can definitely make this laboratory a world-class laboratory." ”

Words fall,

Song Yuxi asked curiously, "What is the name of the laboratory?"

Then

Lin Fan said seriously: "What do you think... Gamma Loves Maibo Labs, what's the name?"

Ganiu Aimaibo Laboratory?

The name...

How is it so weird.

The three of them looked at him blankly.

"Galileo... One of the founders of modern experimental science, the father of modern science; Encyclopedic all-rounders, awesome to the point of a mess; It has created a new era of modern science and technology. ”

"Maxwell... The founder of classical electrodynamics, the founder of statistical physics, if I had to name what formula I liked the most, I would like... It's Maxwell's equations. Lin Fan said with emotion: "Originally, there was nothing to do with quantum mechanics, but Yun'er was engaged in quantum mechanics, just... Add Bohr, founder of the Copenhagen School. ”

There was nothing in the first place,

After listening to it, it passed, but the last words angered Liu Yun'er, and said angrily: "Put Bohr in the third place and Einstein in the last, and call Ganiu Bomai Ai Laboratory." ”

"Why?" Lin Fan retorted, "It's called Ganiu Aimaibo!"

"No way!"

"I'm going to call Gabriel Bomai Ai!"

At this point,

Lin Fan and Liu Yuner started a second quarrel, just like the Fifth Solvay Physics Conference a hundred years ago, Einstein and Bohr argued similarly, but Einstein and Bohr argued about the understanding and interpretation of quantum mechanics a hundred years ago.

And a hundred years later,

Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er argued about the name of the laboratory.

“...”

“...”

Zhou Feng and Song Yuxi were both stunned, this... Can this be a quarrel?

It seems like...

It seems to be very intense.

"Ahem!"

"Alright, alright... Don't make any noise, it's called the Shenda-Professor Liu Physics Laboratory. Song Yuxi said helplessly.

subsequently

Liu Yun'er and Lin Fan finished arguing, but the two were still angry.

"Break the theory of relativity!" Liu Yun'er said angrily.

"Cut... Breaking quantum mechanics. Lin Fan retorted angrily.

Song Yuxi glanced at Liu Yun'er who was wrapped in a quilt, and then at Lin Fan, who was also wrapped in a quilt, and couldn't help sighing... How exactly did these two come together?

...

At half past three in the afternoon,

Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er finally returned to the apartment, each lying on the sofa, looking loveless, although both of them had taken antipyretics, but... I don't have much strength in my body.

"I'm so tired. ”

"I won't be able to kill in the future. Lin Fan began to wail incessantly.

"Stop howling. ”

"You go to work tomorrow and go straight to sleep, I still have classes in the morning. Liu Yun'er glanced at her and said indifferently: "Stupid... Don't arrange this kind of date in the future, just go to the amusement park and ride the merry-go-round, or ride the Ferris wheel..."

"Hmm..."

"I'll talk about that later. Lin Fan said weakly.

Words fall,

Liu Yun'er kicked Lin Fan and said angrily: "Before you fell in love, weren't you very attentive? You're going to come to me on a plane, and now you're in love... Why don't you think about it?"

"Can it be the same?"

"In the past, when I touched your hand, it would be red to my neck, but now when I touch your hand, you don't react. Lin Fan said silently.

"Idiot..."

Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Alas... If the lab is approved, you manage the lab. ”

"Me?"

"Is it okay?" asked Lin Fan.

"Hmm. ”

"After all, it's semi-private, semi-official. Liu Yun'er said seriously: "I have the right to lead and appoint. ”

Lin Fan nodded and asked indifferently: "How much is the salary, how are the benefits? Is there any five insurances and one housing fund? Is there any reimbursement of meal expenses and car fares? Is there any festival expenses for the New Year? Do you send shopping cards?"

"Come by standard. Liu Yun'er explained: "But... You can't get it either. ”

“...”

"Your woman's heart is too dark, isn't it?" Lin Fan was so angry that he sat up and asked solemnly, "Aren't you exploiting labor?"

"Hey!"

"Do you think I don't know? Let you come over and take care of the lab, you really know how to manage it? Didn't you come in the morning to report it, and then lock the door, start playing games, and get off work... Clock in and get home on time. Liu Yun'er glared and said angrily.

Lin Fan was a little embarrassed, he really planned to do this.

subsequently

Lin Fan lay on the sofa again and said casually: "Okay... I'll talk about it when you approve it. ”

“...”

"You don't seem to trust me. Liu Yun'er said dissatisfiedly: "Do you think I can't approve it?"

"Nonsense!"

"Do you think that setting up an independent laboratory is the same as setting up a street stall?" Lin Fan said: "There is a very complicated process here, which requires layers of approval, as long as one link is stuck, the next thing will be scrapped." ”

Liu Yun'er pouted, the fact is indeed as he said, if you want to apply for an independent laboratory, it takes a long process, and it also cooperates with Shenda, and it involves the distribution of benefits, but... Others may not be able to do it, but they can.

"What if I do it?" Liu Yun'er said with a stubborn expression.

"Did it?"

"Uh..." Lin Fan pondered for a moment and said seriously: "If you do it, I will use your laboratory as the signature to publish a top physics paper, and this paper has the strength to be published in Nature!"

Liu Yun'er was stunned for a moment, she didn't think that Lin Fan was bragging, because Lin Fan's knowledge was beyond her imagination.

"Really?" asked Liu Yun'er urgently.

"Nonsense!" Lin Fan said indifferently: "Don't ask me if I'm real... First approve the lab, as long as it is approved, I will give you the whole physics paper. ”

"What is it about?" asked Liu Yun'er.

"It's just..."

"When I was at the hotel, I looked at the water in the cup and thought of a question, is there a way to achieve reverse floating?" Lin Fan said casually: "I think it can be done with the vibration system." ”

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Yun'er fell into deep thought, is the vibration system? Is it the average force of time in the vibration system?

"Is it time average?" Liu Yun'er got up and asked with a serious face, "Isn't it?"

"Hmm. ”

"This force can cause anomalies such as liquids sinking in the middle and fluids floating above the air. Lin Fan explained: "To achieve reverse floating... There should be no problem, but first of all, it needs to be a theoretical calculation to prove that this is possible. ”

"If it succeeds..."

"Maybe it would explain the liquid boundary behavior. Lin Fan said.

“...”

Liu Yun'er didn't speak, quietly looking at the big fool lying on the sofa, she couldn't believe it... This kind of guy who eats and waits for death all day long, actually... turned out to be a super genius, with a peak realm in physics.

But

No matter how good he is, he's just a big idiot.

Belong to my Liu Yun'er's stupidity!

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