Chapter 311: Dog Skin Plaster
The two sat down at a table, and Sheng Kai was purely accompanying him to eat casually, only sandwiching a few pieces of lotus root and a few slices of tofu.
But the Taoist priest is different, the vegetable plate is full of meat from chicken and duck, and there are no vegetables at all.
Sheng Hua couldn't help but be stunned: This Taoist priest is fake, right, specializing in meat?
When he arrived at the table, the Taoist priest's eyes rolled, he stared at the wine and drinks on the shelf, licked his dry lips, and asked softly, "Can you take that too?"
Sheng Kai nodded, and the Taoist priest immediately ran quickly to get two bottles of Hancheng Laojiao in two taels and handed one bottle to Sheng Kai.
Sheng Kai smiled: "I don't know how to drink, you can drink it yourself." But you can't drink too much, and you have to add money when you're drunk. ”
The Taoist priest opened a bottle of wine, shook his head and said, "At such a point, you can't get drunk." ”
Immediately, I saw him take a sip of wine and a mouthful of food, and feasted on it. The appearance of eating is particularly ugly, and the sound of the bar in the mouth resounded throughout the restaurant.
Sheng Hua couldn't help but look embarrassed, although this voice didn't come from his mouth, but the person was brought by him after all.
He muttered while eating: "I won't be nosy anymore, my kindness is not rewarded, I want to help him, and I say that I am a stinky rascal." Fortunately, I met you, brother, if you don't get beaten today, you will continue to starve......"
Sheng Blossom Dumb Mouth: Are you meddling?
But he didn't say it, he could see that if he struggled with this problem, it was estimated that he would not be able to understand it for several hours.
He ate so fast that he only ate two lotus root slices in full bloom, and he had already finished a plate of dishes and walked to the vegetable shelf......
Until he went to the fifth time, the waiter and the store manager stared at him like knives, and he still ate the dish and a portion of rice cleanly.
Then he burped and said contentedly, "I'm finally full." ”
Look at the bottles again, good fellow, there are twelve of them, but his face still does not change and his heart does not beat, and he does not seem to have drunk too much.
He put his black finger into his mouth, picked at his teeth, pulled out a little bit of flesh for a long time, looked at it for a long time, put it into his mouth again, and then sucked it very enjoyed......
Sheng Kai almost threw up, pointed to the toothpick box on the side and said, "That...... There were toothpicks ......"
The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, looked at his dark and shiny fingers, and smiled: "It's still this convenient ......."
Sheng Blossom had no choice but not to look at him, and got up to ask the waiter to pay.
The waiter cried and looked at the Taoist priest with a sad face, looking very disgusted.
If it were all customers like him, this store would not have to be opened a long time ago.
Sheng Blossom gave two hundred yuan, because he also felt a little embarrassed.
The two went out of the restaurant, and the Taoist priest said, "After eating your meal, I don't know what your name is." Let me introduce myself first, my name is Zhang Sheng, and I am from Peach Blossom Mountain......
Sheng Kai didn't know what Peach Blossom Mountain was, and he didn't want to entangle with him too much, so he also said, "My name is Sheng Kai." ”
Then head to your bike.
Zhang Sheng said while burping: "I can't eat your food for nothing, if you have any trouble, I'll help you solve it......"
As he spoke, he chased after him.
Sheng Kai turned around and said, "No, it's just a meal." ”
"That's not good, the master said, you can't eat other people's things for nothing, you have to help him do one thing after eating, and return this favor. Otherwise, this human affection will make people feel uneasy......"
Zhang Sheng followed behind and chattered, burping as he spoke......
Sheng Kai pedaled on the bicycle and said, "Remember this favor first, and I'll find you a chance to ......return it in the future."
After saying that, he ignored him and pedaled his bicycle onto the road.
Zhang Sheng chased after him, Sheng Kai quietly looked back, and saw that he was a little flustered, as if he was afraid that he would not be able to keep up with Sheng Kai: "You slow down...... I just had enough to eat, and I can't walk fast...... Gurg...... Gurg...... , choked to death......"
Although he seemed flustered and burped, he always kept less than three meters away from the bloom.
At the beginning of his argument with the two young men, Sheng Kai had accidentally seen his hidden sharp eyes, and concluded that he was definitely not an ordinary person.
But when it came to eating, he didn't seem to see any difference in him.
Only a master can hide his aura, just as he blooms himself, he can also hide his powerful aura invisibly.
He trusted his own judgment, but when he saw Zhang Sheng chasing after him, he had the intention to test him. Secretly exerting force under his feet, the speed of the car suddenly increased.
After riding for nearly a kilometer like this, he didn't have to look back, and he knew that Zhang Sheng had chased after him.
He stopped suddenly, turned around on the spot, and looked at Zhang Sheng, who seemed to be breathing and embarrassed, and was sure in his heart that his judgment was not wrong.
It's just that this Zhang Sheng is too good at pretending.
"What are you doing with me?"
He looked at Zhang Sheng, who was bending over and panting with his hands on his knees, and asked.
"You gave me a meal, and I will be your person from now on, I will go wherever you go......"
Zhang Sheng seemed to be panting heavily, but his words were not ambiguous.
When Sheng Bloom heard this, she always felt weird and unspeakably awkward.
"Do you have nowhere to go, so you want to follow me?"
"Joke, Master Dao, I travel all over the world, the four seas are my home, I can go to the world, how can I have nowhere to go?"
Sheng Kai smiled bitterly: "Then what do you have to follow me for?"
"Dao Ye pinched his fingers, you have a bloody disaster recently, I am by your side, I can block a knife for you, and it can be regarded as returning the grace of a meal. ”
"You are a monk, why do you have to cling to the kindness of this meal?"
"The master teaches like this, and the disciple dare not disobey. ”
Sheng Kai was dumbfounded, and he didn't know if it was his master who was old-fashioned, or if this Zhang Sheng was stubborn. I kindly invited him to a meal, but he ended up eating a tail that kept cutting.
As for what he said about the plague of blood and light, he did not believe it. If you really have the ability to pinch and calculate, you can't even afford to eat a meal?
He said helplessly: "If you want to follow, just follow." ”
I pedaled the bike again, but I didn't embarrass him anymore, just rode forward slowly.
After Zhang Sheng's trouble, he had no interest in going to see Liu Xiaoyu. Afraid that when Liu Xiaoyu saw Zhang Sheng, she would be frightened.
However, if he is like this, he will bring it back to the company, but I am afraid that it will also arouse everyone's curiosity.
Sheng Kai rode the bike, and Zhang Sheng walked side by side with him, not struggling at all.
"I'm from Peach Blossom Mountain, do you know Peach Blossom Mountain? Where is beautiful, in spring, the mountain is full of peach blossoms......
As he walked, he began to babble again. said that he was an orphan since he was a child and was taken in by his master in Peach Blossom Mountain, but his master treated him very badly, and asked him to chop wood and carry water every day, and also to grow vegetables. If you are a little slower, you will be beaten violently by the master with an old mountain vine.
Speaking of the sad part, he wanted to cry: "Brother, look at my small body, how can I withstand that old mountain vine? I am often beaten to death by my master. The most annoying thing is that I picked up water and watered the vegetables, but he still didn't give me a full meal, saying that if I didn't want to starve, I would travel and earn food by myself. I remember the first time I was kicked down the mountain by Master, I was only 8 years old......"
Sheng Bloom listened calmly, he burst into tears, his expression was rich, but Sheng Blossom didn't believe it.
Because he always felt that Zhang Sheng looked chattering, but he actually understood it very clearly in his heart.
I started to see the pair of young people, saying that they were fighting qigong mouth-to-mouth, but they actually wanted to take advantage.
Although he said that his master was extremely vicious, he was still very respectful when he talked about his master.
His ears were filled with Zhang Sheng's chatter, and he couldn't help but feel a little helpless.
Zhang Sheng nagged for a long time, and when he saw that Sheng Kai didn't speak, he suddenly asked: "Brother, I saw that you were generous, you are the big boss, right?"
"No, I'm just a driver who drives for people. ”
"I don't think it's like it, the brother is extraordinary, and he shouldn't be a person who is willing to live under people. ”
Sheng happily hesitated to take him back to the company. Don't bring it, he always follows, bring it, bring it back, I'm afraid it will cause a lot of discomfort to bring back such an image.
He secretly regretted in his heart, he took a good look at the excitement, and now he picked up a piece of dog skin plaster and stuck it on his body, and he couldn't tear it off.
Unconsciously, he had come to the vicinity of Baishui Lake, Zhang Sheng had been following, and he had walked down for nearly twenty kilometers, but he did not fall.
He got off his bike and walked slowly along the sidewalk by Whitewater Lake, thinking about how to get rid of Zhang Sheng.
Such a person does not need sympathy, since he can live so big, he must have some ability, or he would have starved to death.
As he was leaving, there was a quarrel in a gazebo in front of him.
"Lao Li Tou, you are not allowed to regret the move, you are already the third step to regret the move......
"Watching chess is silent, true gentleman, if it weren't for the old grandson reminding you on the side, how could you eat my horse. Of course, this move is not a ......."
When he looked at it, he saw three old men in the pavilion, two of whom were sitting opposite each other, and a pair of chess pieces were placed on the stone table. The other old man stood aside, looking a little embarrassed.
"Do you still use the old grandson to remind me, I thought of this step a long time ago...... I've already made you regret two steps, but it's only three ......"
"What you thought of, you don't want to think about it, when did you win against me in chess......?
"You still have to be shameless, how old are you, and you still regret chess...... No wonder your daughter-in-law won't let you go back, there is no shame. ”
"Old Zhaotou, if you play chess, you will play chess, what are you doing with my daughter-in-law?"
"Who doesn't know about that little in your family, do you still need me to talk about it......?
Old Sun Tou looked nervous: "You ...... Don't bring me with you if you quarrel......"
Lao Zhao Tou and Lao Li Tou blew their beards and glared, as if they were about to fight at any time.
Lao Sun Tou said anxiously on the side: "Isn't it just a game of chess, there's no need to be so serious, if you lose, you'll lose." If you go down again, I promise not to speak......"
"Shut up!"
The two old men turned their heads at the same time and shouted in unison.
The old grandson was startled and immediately shut up.
Zhang Sheng looked very attentive and seemed to be very interested.
"Old Zhao Tou, you are really boring, you have to remind you when you play chess, you can't afford to lose!"
"I can't afford to lose? You always regret chess, but it makes sense? I see, you should not come out to play chess in the future, and coax your daughter-in-law to go at home......"
Lao Li was so angry that his face twitched, his face turned red and white, his eyebrows trembled, he stood up suddenly, rolled up his sleeves and said: "You stinky mouth, if you talk nonsense, I will knock out your mouth full of teeth......"
Lao Zhao didn't show weakness, he stood up next, glared and said, "I still want to do it when I lose my eyes......
The old grandson was anxious to look at this and that, he didn't know how to persuade him, and his face was anxious.
Seeing that the two old men were about to fight, I saw Zhang Sheng shouting anxiously: "Don't ...... Don't fight, if you lose, you can go down again...... Why don't I accompany you to the next game......"
As he spoke, he rushed into the pavilion.
The three old men turned their heads to look at him at the same time, their eyes full of suspicion. Obviously, his outfit is eye-catching everywhere.
"Who are you?"
The three of them asked in unison.
Zhang Sheng also looked humble: "Xiaodao Zhang Sheng, from Peach Blossom Mountain, have you heard of it?"
The three old men were stunned, then shook their heads at the same time.
"Listen to my advice, play chess and don't fight, so as not to hurt the peace......"
Zhang Sheng started his chattering mode again, but as soon as he spoke, Lao Zhao Tou and Lao Li Tou shouted at the same time: "What does it matter to you that we fight?"
The old grandson also said: "That is, do you want to be nosy?"
Applause was stunned, he looked at this, looked at that, and said puzzledly: "I'm here to persuade peace......"
"Who persuaded you to dress like this, and think you are a master?"
Lao Li was full of anger and rushed towards Zhang Sheng.
Sheng Kai finally understood that the three old men had a very close relationship, and they might often play chess together, and then often fight with each other, but in fact, it is almost impossible to really do it.
But Zhang Sheng likes to be nosy, and at this time, the anger of the three people was vented to him.
Sheng Kai couldn't help but smile dumbly, Zhang Sheng at this time may have completely forgotten him.
He quietly pedaled on the bike, smeared the soles of his feet with oil, and slipped.
Behind him, Lao Litou's angry voice came: "We are arguing with us, what do you want this broken Taoist priest to do......"