Chapter 0532 - What are you doing when you're drunk

Dong Xi went into the backyard to pick purple kudzu leaves, and Li Zi'an was embarrassed to be idle, so he also walked over to pick vegetables.

"I really don't need your help, you go and shop yours. Dong Xi said.

Li Zi'an said with a smile: "I said what are you doing with politeness, besides, your house is so big, I'm done shopping, do you really want me to go into your bedroom to study something?"

Dong Xi glared at Li Zi'an, and his face turned red all of a sudden.

Li Zi'an really wanted to smack himself, but he didn't speak, and buried himself in picking purple kudzu leaves.

This is usually the result of men arguing with women. Women can say anything, the bottom line doesn't exist at all, but if a man says a few words, women will not be happy.

Li Zi'an saw a fat purple kudzu leaf and reached out to pick it.

It just so happened that Dong Xi also took a fancy to the purple kudzu leaf and also reached out to pick it.

The hands of the two met on a leaf by such a coincidence, Dong Xi grabbed the petiole of the purple kudzu leaf, and Li Zi'an's hand grabbed Dong Xi's hand.

The backs of the female volleyball player's hands are smooth and warm, and the fingers are slender and delicate, and it is hard to believe that this is a hand that kills people with a gun.

Li Zi'an felt like he had touched a live wire, and hurriedly shrank back.

Dong Xi also retracted his hand, as if he was afraid that Li Zi'an would reach out and touch it a second time.

"That...... Do you want cabbage?" Li Zi'an diverted his attention, "I'll pick cabbage." ”

"Pick two more lettuces. Dong Xi said, she avoided Li Zi'an's eyes.

Li Zi'an hurriedly flashed people and went to pick cabbage and lettuce.

Dong Xi picked enough purple kudzu leaves and turned them over, and Li Zi'an also picked cabbage and lettuce.

They looked at each other, and their eyes were full of embarrassment.

Dong Xi avoided Li Zi'an's gaze: "It seems that you are really idle, you can come to the kitchen to help me." ”

Li Zi'an snorted and followed her to the kitchen.

He also wondered a little in his heart, didn't he just accidentally touch his hand, as for being so embarrassed and nervous? What puzzled him the most was that he actually felt a little like an electric shock.

An old driver like him shouldn't be.

The kitchen is a bit small, so one person can move around without hindrance, and two people seem a little cramped.

Dong Xi had already processed some ingredients, a piece of pork belly, seven or eight phoenix feet, and a few eggs.

Rice was cooking in the rice cooker, and hot air was coming out of the exhaust holes.

"You help me wash the cabbage, peel the lettuce, and I'll stir-fry. Dong Xi is a bit of a housewife, commanding his own men in his own kitchen.

Li Zi'an said: "Why don't I stir-fry." ”

Dong Xi rolled his eyes: "Do you look down on my craftsmanship?"

"I wash the dishes. Li Zi'an stopped arguing with her, and put the cabbage, lettuce and purple arrowroot cabbage he picked back into the vegetable sink to wash.

Dong Xi lit the fire, poured oil into the pot, and then went to cut the meat.

Li Zi'an felt funny when he saw her cooking order, a person who often eats instant noodles, what kind of chef is he?

Sure enough, before she could cut the piece of meat, the oil in the pot ignited with a bang, and she hurriedly took a scoop of water to prepare to extinguish the fire.

Li Zi'an hurriedly went over and took the lid of the pot and covered it in the pot.

One squeezed over there with the lid of the pot, and the other came over there with a scoop of water, and the two suddenly collided.

Because of his height, the top of Li Zi'an's head was almost between Dong Xi's lips, and when he hit it, Dong Xi's cherry lips pecked at his forehead, and his lips pecked at the headlight.

It's good that there is a lampshade, otherwise it would have caused a car accident.

Dong Xi suddenly became nervous, and he didn't care about taking the scoop to scoop the water, so he hurriedly retreated.

Li Zi'an hurriedly put the lid of the pot into the pot, there was no air, the fire in the pot was suddenly extinguished, and he turned off the fire on the natural gas stove again.

Dong Xi was embarrassed, and his face was red.

Li Zi'an said with a smile: "Let's come with me, I don't think you're a person who cooks often." ”

Dong Xi was a little unconvinced: "Who said that, I'm home alone, I don't cook, who will cook for me?"

"Okay, okay, I'll admit you're amazing, but let me do it. Li Zi'an stood in front of the stove and picked up a kitchen knife to cut the piece of meat.

Dodo-do......

The master's knife skills are skillful, and the movements are numb, and a piece of fig about a pound has become a piece of meat, and it is a thin kind.

Dong Xi quietly watched Li Zi'an cut the meat, and a smile slowly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

looks so handsome, and is so good at cooking, it's really one in a million.

Li Zi'an glanced at Dong Xi: "What are you looking at me for? You go wash the vegetables, I'm going to cut them soon." ”

Dong Xi came back to his senses and followed him to the vegetable washing sink. The distance between the stove and the wall in this kitchen is actually enough for two people to walk around in a staggered manner, but Li Zi'an is pouting his hips and chopping vegetables, encroaching on part of the aisle space. She underestimated the thickness of her full moon again, and when she walked sideways, she suddenly got stuck in the narrow space between the wall and Li Zi'an's buttocks.

Li Zi'an also panicked, instinctively stood up, but his feet slipped again, and the whole person leaned back and fell into Dong Xi's arms.

The collision of stormy waves, the strange feeling of falling into the leavened dough.

"You ......" Dong Xi hurriedly stepped back, but there was a wall behind her, and there was nowhere to retreat.

Fortunately, Li Zi'an reacted quickly, and then moved a small step forward and turned sideways.

"Well, this place is too narrow. Li Zi'an found the culprit who was fully responsible for the car accident.

Dong Xi's face was already a little red, but now it is even redder, she avoided Li Zi'an's gaze, lowered her head and went to the vegetable sink to wash vegetables.

She knew that Li Zi'an didn't mean it, but even if it was intentional, would she be angry?

I'm afraid only she knows.

Li Zi'an fried three dishes, vinegared cabbage, lettuce fried meat, lettuce braised phoenix feet, and also burned a purple kudzu egg soup. He stir-fried the vegetables here, and cooked the rice in the rice cooker.

Li Zi'an served the food, Dong Xi served the meal, and the cooperation between the two was like a couple who had lived together for many years.

Dong Xi sniffed the fragrance of the vegetables and said with a smile: "It's so fragrant, the craftsmanship is so good, it is worthy of being a man who cooks at home every day." ”

When she heard her say the first half of the sentence, Li Zi'an's face couldn't help but smile, but when she finished speaking, the smile on his face froze.

Worthy of a man who cooks at home every day?

Although this is true, there is no need to say it so directly, right?

"It's rare to be so happy today, why don't we have two drinks. Dong Xi looked at Li Zi'an, his eyes were full of expectation.

Li Zi'an couldn't bear to refuse, he nodded: "Then I'll drink two glasses with you." ”

Dong Xi went to get a bottle of wine, it was a bottle of high-grade liquor, and he didn't know what brand it was, but he saw a red five-pointed star on the glass bottle.

She also brought a drinking cup, not the kind of small cup for drinking liquor, but a drinking cup, the kind that can hold half a catty of water in one cup.

She unscrewed the cap, tilted the bottle, and poured the contents of the liquor into the glass.

Li Zi'an reacted a little confused: "Just drink some, you pour so much, do you want to get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows?"

"There are thousands of cups of wine for confidants, and there is wine today and drunk today. Dong Xi pushed a glass of poured liquor in front of Li Zi'an, and then she took a glass herself and sat opposite Li Zi'an.

Li Zi'an looked at the wine glass in front of him that contained almost half a catty of liquor, and said jokingly: "Tell me, did you break up with your boyfriend, or did your boyfriend make you angry, so why did you let me drink so much wine with you?"

Dong Xi glared at Li Zi'an, with a hint of provocation in his eyes: "Don't talk to me about these useless things, are you cowardly, don't dare to drink it? ”

Li Zi was a little speechless, not to mention this half a catty of liquor, even if it was 5 catties of liquor, he couldn't get drunk with him, what kind of cowardice did he instigate? He was just worried that she would drink too much and hurt herself, since she didn't appreciate it, then accompany her to drink.

"Count me as talkative, let's go first. Li Zi'an raised his glass.

Dong Xi didn't move: "Why do you always say that I have a boyfriend?"

Li Zi'an smiled: "You are so beautiful, how can there be no man chasing you?"

Dong Xi still didn't move.

Li Zi'an didn't care about her, and took a sip of wine by himself.

Dong Xi squinted at Li Zi'an, with a hint of tentative expression in his tone: "Do you like me?"

"Poof!" Li Zi'an squirted out the wine he had just drunk in his mouth.

Dong Xi, who was squinting at Li Zi'an, was suddenly sprayed, and the liquor mixed with Li Zi'an's saliva trickled down her cheeks.

Fortunately, the master's lung capacity was good, he sprayed straight, and the dishes on the table survived.

Dong Xi looked at Li Zi'an motionlessly, his eyes clearly wanted to strangle Li Zi'an.

Li Zi'an hurriedly pulled out a napkin, stood up and wiped Dong Xi's face, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to. ”

Dong Xi didn't say anything, Li Zi'an wiped her face, and she didn't stop it, until Li Zi'an reached out to wipe her neck, she slapped Li Zi'an's hand, and pulled out another napkin to wipe her neck.

"Fortunately, it was not sprayed on the dish, and it was still edible. Li Zi'an tried to defuse the awkward atmosphere.

Dong Xi said: "I can eat snakes, insects and ants on the battlefield, what is it if you spray some saliva." ”

Li Zi'an gave a thumbs up: "Yes, yes, yes, you're amazing, let's drink one." ”

He lifted the quilt again.

This time, Dong Xi lifted the quilt, touched the cup with Li Zi'an, and then poured a big mouthful into his stomach.

Li Zi'an took a sip of wine, then took a phoenix claw with chopsticks and put it in Dong Xi's bowl: "You taste this phoenix claw." ”

Dong Xi stared at Li Zi'an: "Are you beating me up?"

Li Zi'an wanted to get the phoenix claw back.

"How dare I. He replied anyway.

"Don't dare, that's what you have in mind, right?"

Li Zi'an: "......"

I couldn't explain it to her.

He raised his glass: "Come, go again." ”

Dong Xi took another big sip, and his face was flushed: "You'd better not beat me, I'm very serious." ”

"Absolutely not, eat vegetables and eat vegetables. Li Zi'an ate vegetables and muttered in her heart, what's wrong with her?

The two talked about it, and the wine in the two large cups was also drunk.

Li Zi'an looked at his watch and said, "Miss Dong, I have to go back, next time I have a treat, we will drink again." ”

Dong Xi stood up, and he didn't know whether to send off the guests or do something, but as soon as he stood up, the whole person fell to the table.

Li Zi'an hurriedly reached out to support her shoulders, and then stepped over the dining table to support her: "If you can't drink, don't drink so much, I thought you drank so well, take such a big cup, really." ”

"I want you to take care of ......" Dong Xi's tongue couldn't straighten up.

"Okay, okay, I don't care. Li Zi'an smiled bitterly, "I'll help you go back to the house to rest." ”

He said to help her to her bedroom, but after only one step, she leaned to the ground, unable to move her legs.

"Hey, you ...... a lot of wine" Li Zi'an didn't bother to say, and bent down to pick her up.

A woman of 1.95 meters weighs at least 130 pounds, but this is just a normal weight, not fat at all.

Li Zi'an entered the bedroom and put Dong Xi on the bed.

Her bed had been lengthened, twenty centimeters longer than a normal bed, but as soon as she lay down, a pair of feet of at least 43 yards were almost at the end of the bed.

Her legs are really long, and they are very well-proportioned and have a pen end, which is very eye-catching and attractive. Li Zi'an felt that if he lay side by side with her, the base of her legs would probably reach his lower abdomen.

Difficult to grasp posture......

Stop!

What are you thinking about shameless people?

Li Zi'an hurriedly cleared out the messy thoughts in his mind, he put his hand on Dong Xi's stomach, and injected a stream of true qi into her body to stabilize her qi and blood.

As soon as Dong Xi's qi and blood were stable, she suddenly reached out and grabbed his collar, wanting to pull him down: "You...... A shameless ...... Do you like me?"

"I ......" Li Zi'an was speechless for a while, not knowing what to say.

Tell a drunk woman that she won't remember anything.

Besides, it's something that doesn't exist at all, what's the explanation?

Dong Xi pulled him down hard, he stiffened his neck and didn't let her pull it down, she lost her strength after a few pulls, and her hand couldn't grasp it steadily, so she fell down.

Li Zi'an quickly dodged, went around to the end of the bed and took off her slippers and socks.

As if surprised that a woman's feet could grow so long, he pressed his palm to the sole of one of her feet, which was certainly longer than his.

This is a fool's experiment.

However, her feet are snow-white and crystalline, and the word jade foot seems to be tailor-made for her, and it belongs to her.

Li Zian pulled up the quilt again and covered Dong Xi's body.

Dong Xi kicked away with a kick and shouted, "You, what are you going to do?"

"Grandma, I'll cover you with a quilt. ”

"Have a baby......? Hooligans!"

Li Zi'an: "......"

He pulled up the quilt again and put it over her, and pressed it hard,

He then released the alloy spikes from the trap ring, wiped the stop cream off his clothes, sliced the index finger of his right hand, and then pressed his index finger between her lips and dripped blood into her mouth. She had been muttering, her lips opening and closing, which saved him the trouble of prying them open.

A few drops of blood from the furnace body entered his throat, and Dong Xi's drunkenness was significantly reduced.

Li Zi'an didn't dare to stay long, and fled without waiting for her to sober up.

This place can't be stayed.

There will be deaths.

PS: I'm sorry, this chapter 532 is missing, and it's made up today, how can there be less plot with Miss Dong...... I'm sorry, but this kind of low-level mistake won't be made again in the future, so I'll punish myself for a chapter today, plus 4 more!