When the cold moon is in the sky, the bright moonlight sprinkles on the hundreds of miles of mountains and rivers in Guilin Mountain along the gentle sea breeze, like a road exuding colorful mist hovering over a dream-like picture.

Guilin Mountain, which stretches for hundreds of miles, is brightly lit, and from a distance, it looks like a mountain forest and lake full of dense fireflies.

Monkeys, orangutans, leopards, wolves, lions and tigers in the landscape, goshawks and roc in the sky... All kinds of demon beasts rushed to Guilin's main peak, Beauty Mountain.

The monkeys and orangutans in charge of the meals ran back and forth and almost broke their legs.

The twelve masters and apprentices each have a soft couch, eating and lying comfortably in the main hall, and their own monkeys and orangutans are responsible for massaging and pouring tea and wine.

Cangsheng, who thought he was a master, drank melon seeds and began to shout one by one, "Miao'er, among a group of senior sisters and sisters, you are the most naughty and have the most ghost ideas, don't you want to order lines and wait for a while to make your little junior brother happy, what are you playing with Laoshizi?"

In order to see the sea, Fan Miaomiao, the eleventh junior sister of Guilin Mountain, who had to mobilize and drain half of the water in the Black Sea, was playing chess, but she glanced at the unreliable master, sneered and ignored it.

The rest of the brothers and sisters were probably used to the unreliable master's nonsense as soon as he arrived at night, so they were all busy with their own things, as if they didn't hear him talking. The hall was full of only the voices of Cangsheng and the busy monsters.

Senior Sister closed her eyes, of course she was cultivating;

The second apprentice Jiang Kong and the sixth apprentice Huo Zhong are also rarely lying lazily, there are a few orangutans and monkeys waiting in front of the couch on the edge of the bed, the demon beasts are lifting the book, turning the book, it seems that the distance between the book and the eye, the speed of the book is just right, and these two brothers can not move at all.

The fourth apprentice, Mu Yi, a big fat man, finally took advantage of the second senior brother Feng Su not to wake up, holding the ox leg stolen from the latter and gnawing carefully.

The fifth apprentice, Chen Ergou, was still playing with the demon beast beast elements that he got from the beast forest during the day, and several of them were obtained by killing the monkey. It's just that the poor monkeys who are waiting by don't dare to say anything.

The seventh apprentice is brutal, the eighth apprentice Yu Yu, the ninth apprentice Ji Rao, the tenth apprentice Hu Qing, and the eleventh apprentice Fan Miaomiao Although these little sisters have lived for hundreds of years, they are also innocent and cute.

"Don't be like this, after all, I am also your master, you always ignore me, let outsiders see it, and I don't care about you as a teacher. ”

Cangsheng, who was about to go up after two sips of wine, sighed impatiently when he saw that his apprentices ignored him, and wanted to shut up, but this mouth seemed to be idle, so he began to make a mistake at the twelfth senior sister Han Yan, "And Yan'er, in the past, the master loved you the most, and the rouge gouache money was just for you to spend the most." Tell the master, is the master right?"

Han Yan immediately stopped the work of rubbing rouge on her fingernails, and smashed a pillow at Cangsheng without saying a word, pitiful for this master, who screamed strangely, and drank the meat from the unfinished wine and fell to the ground.

Han Yan, whose face was covered with rouge and gouache, was still angry, she rolled her eyelids and looked at Cang Sheng angrily, like a coquettish Hua Dan on the stage, "You want to say?!, you don't know that I can't be disturbed by others when I'm dressing up?"

The rest of the apprentices had long been accustomed to it, each doing their own work, and no one cared about what the two masters and apprentices were doing.

Wise I, the prestige of the Lingguo, whoever sees it outside has to pay tribute to the very Cangsheng This will actually deflated the eggplant, not angry at all, but the grandson licked his face and laughed, "Good smashing! Smashing is really accurate! It is really my Yan'er who has the most temperament, and the master does not hurt you in vain." ”

Naturally, no one paid attention to him, but this Cangsheng, who has always been thick-skinned, was not embarrassed at all, and still looked like a drunk drunkard, laughing crookedly, and coaxing.

"But then again, our master and apprentice are busy during the day, and it is not easy to get together at night, but no one speaks, if you want to let people outside see it, wouldn't it mean that our people in Guilin Mountain are not in harmony?"

"Besides. I finally found a little junior brother for you, and I will come over immediately, you are still lifeless, if you want to be seen by him, you can't say that our Guilin Mountain people are cold?

Cangsheng took a big sip of wine, "I was scared away, don't think about having a little junior brother in your life!"

He smugly glanced at his apprentices, and found that no one was looking at him except for a group of monkeys and orangutans staring at him stupidly.

Cangsheng had no choice but to bow his head lonely, lie back deeply, scolding and shouting at the monkeys and orangutans to massage with more strength, and then gently knocked the saber Xiao Erlang at his waist with one hand, and a piece of opera came out of his mouth.

"Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang, carrying a schoolbag in the elementary school, not afraid of the sun, not afraid of wind and rain, just afraid.."

But just halfway through the song, he felt that the taste was wrong, Cang Sheng frowned and stopped his voice, "Does anyone want to hear something fresh? ”

Now it was really lively, and the big fat man Mu Yi, the fourth apprentice who stole the beef leg, took the lead in ordering "Chengdu"; Chen Ergou, the fifth apprentice who was playing with the beast yuan, felt that "Chengdu" was not good, and asked Cangsheng to sing "Loyal to the Country", saying that this is what men should listen to; the rest of the junior sisters were even more terrible, and they began to talk about it.

Seeing this scene, Cangsheng suddenly laughed proudly, "You like to listen to it so much?!"

"The world says that I am beautiful and talented, and this is really very reliable!"

is like a stinky drunkard, Cang Sheng stood up with high ambitions and patted his chest, and praised endlessly, "I can sing, write, speak, draw, and martial arts, no one in this world can do it except me!"

"Speaking of which, in the entire True Spirit Continent, most of the music and song scores are not created by Lao Tzu?!"

"Even this best-selling cigarette was invented by Lao Tzu! Tell me, without this cigarette, how much less fun would men in the world have?!"

The shameless Cangsheng became more and more shameless the more he spoke, "So, I, as a master, don't give you a long face in any way? That is, you people have no conscience, and they don't care about me all day long!"

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"What are you doing with so much nonsense?"

"Do you sing or not?"

"Trees are shameless, they will surely die, people are shameless, the world is invincible!"

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Of course, this is going to attract the shouting and scolding of the apprentices in Guilin Mountain, and some of the younger sisters with a bigger temper smashed their pillows and quilts at this shameless master.

Cang Sheng, who was drowned in pillows and quilts stained with wine, was extremely embarrassed, and did not have the slightest demeanor of a big devil, but he was still not angry at all, and squinted his eyes and smiled stupidly.

A group of senior sisters and sisters looked at him in such an embarrassed manner, they all thought it was funny, and they all smiled and grinned, as if the Oiran of the Fengyue venue saw the guests, and rushed towards Cangsheng in a swarm, raising their hands and raising their feet, grabbing their shoulders and pressing their heads, and forcibly lifted Cangsheng up.

Han Yan, the twelfth junior sister who finally finished putting on makeup, blindfolded Cangsheng's eyes and took the lead in shouting, "Senior sisters, since a little junior brother has gone up the mountain today, everyone is happy, let's throw Cangsheng out of the hao pot pool, so that everyone is happier, can it be done!"

No one replied, but the junior sisters were all running out with Cangsheng on their shoulders.

Cangsheng, who was lifted up by a group of apprentices, only laughed. and his own group of little apprentices are not like masters and apprentices to play unscrupulously, this is the greatest joy of being a master Cangsheng as a master.

Just when everyone was lively, there was a sudden boom, and the floor exploded, and it turned out to be an orangutan carrying the drunk third senior brother Feng Su and threw it to the floor.

The third senior brother Feng Su got drunk and was carried by the demon beast to the hall and thrown to the ground, which happened almost every day, so everyone didn't react, the reading continued to read, the play continued, and the junior sisters who carried Cangsheng and prepared to throw it into the Haohu Pond continued to play... Didn't even look at it.

Only Mu Yi, the fourth apprentice who stole the third senior brother's beef leg, was taken aback, dragged his fat body and rushed over quickly, carefully checked Feng Su's pulse like a doctor seeing a doctor, and found that the latter only breathed out and did not go in, and was almost half dead, so he relieved himself and continued to return to the couch to steal the beef leg.

"There's a guest here, don't go too far, sisters. ”

"Play is fun, trouble is trouble, after all, Cangsheng is a master in name, and he gives some face. ”