Chapter 052: Witty Me
As soon as Wu Rendi's words came out, I laughed out loud at the time.
"Wu Rendi, don't admit it for a while!"
"Master Ben spits a nail in one mouthful, and naturally he will not repay the debt!
But Li Ping'an, if you don't dare to go over and splash dirty water, then you will kneel down and kowtow to me and call Dad!
Whoever wants to cheat is a dog!"
Wu Rendi, this guy is on the bar with me today, if I don't show my skills, he doesn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!
At this point, I picked up the bucket of dirty water and walked towards the center of the venue.
But at this time, Tang Zi grabbed me.
"What's wrong, Tang Zi?" I asked.
"Li Ping'an, otherwise you should not go, I was angry just now, you don't need to bet with Wu Rendi. ”
Tang Zi's face was a little guilty, more worried, and she couldn't see that she was quite interested in me.
But I gently patted her on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"Don't worry, I'll be fine, I'll go back when I go!"
Before I could finish speaking, I slipped towards the edge of the venue with a bucket of water.
What I said just now is quite heroic, but it is not easy to win against the Wu people.
With so many guests around, and so many bodyguards, it is tantamount to a fantasy to rush over and pour dirty water directly.
What's more, if you do such a thing in front of everyone, it will be ridiculed by others, and it will be difficult to gain a foothold in Wanghai in the future.
No, I had to think of a plan that would have the best of both worlds.
I walked around the venue when suddenly an idea crossed me.
I flipped my wrist, and a yellow charm the size of a fingernail appeared in the palm of my hand.
In fact, in addition to the ordinary fireball charms, I also made some super small fireball charms.
When I used to practice, my grandfather asked me to practice lighting candles with these small fireball charms.
Almost every time, I can light the candle accurately, and the accuracy is absolutely top-notch.
I didn't think that the little trick I usually practice could come in handy today.
At this time, I stretched out my hand and aimed at Hu Lili, who was laughing with the guests.
With a bang, a fireball the size of a cigarette butt flew out.
Everyone around was chatting so hotly that no one would pay attention to such a small fireball.
In an instant, that small fireball had already hit Hu Lili's hair.
Hair contains phosphorus, which is very easy to burn.
With a bang, a flame grew in Hu Lili's hair.
Hu Lili didn't seem to notice that her hair was on fire, and her face was full of smiles.
And at this moment, the guests next to him waved and shouted.
"Your hair is on fire!"
Hu Lili panicked and stood there yelling.
The guest next to her noticed that the situation was not good, and directly spilled the red wine in her hand on her hair.
But when they poured it like this, the flames burned even more vigorously with the help of alcohol.
At this time, a comical scene has appeared.
Hu Lili's hair was almost half burned, but the guests next to her were at a loss and fled in all directions.
Now, it's time for Lao Tzu to step up!
I carried the bucket of dirty water and shouted at the crowd.
"Get out of the way!"
Although these guys didn't know what was going on, they immediately made a way.
I could rush in front of Hu Lili as fast as I could, and directly poured the big bucket of dirty water down.
After a bang, the flame in Hu Lili's hair was finally extinguished.
At this time, the air around me was very quiet, and Hu Lili and Tang Rulong looked at me with a shocked expression, which made me a little nervous.
But a moment later, Hu Lili suddenly grabbed my hand.
"Thank you so much, otherwise I would have been done today!
As soon as Hu Lili's words came out, Tang Rulong immediately echoed them.
"Li Ping'an is worthy of being a talent, he actually saved Lili at a critical moment, I want to reward you well!"
As soon as the two of them spoke, the guests next to me also cast approving glances at me.
I splashed Hu Lili with dirty water, but I was praised by everyone, my plan is really wonderful!
After a few simple polite words with them, Hu Lili went down to wash her hair and change her clothes.
And at this moment, Tang Zi and Wu Rendi also came over.
Tang Zi patted me, with a wicked smile on his face.
"It's really you, Li Ping'an, I underestimate you!
You've splashed dirty water and you've been complimented, how the hell is your brain?"
"I didn't think much of it at the time, I just wanted to give you an outlet, how about it? Are you feeling better?"
When Tang Zi heard my words, her little face became a little blushing.
Suddenly, she took advantage of my lack of attention and kissed me directly.
Being kissed by Tang Zi like this, I also felt my head buzz and became congested.
The chest is more like a deer rambling, thumping and jumping.
After kissing me, Tang Zitou ran away without looking back, and it seemed that this girl was also shy.
Although Tang Zi ran away, Wu Rendi's face turned blue with anger beside him.
"Wu Rendi, are you not convinced?" I asked.
"What are you not convinced? It's all your kid's tricks, if I play normally, I definitely won't lose!"
"You don't care if I trick or not, you lose anyway!
Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get down on your knees and call Daddy!"
I didn't speak loudly, but Wu Rendi looked embarrassed.
He stared at me with eyes that seemed to be bursting with fire.
But he held it there for a long time, and still didn't kneel down to me, as if he wanted to play tricks.
Thinking of this, I sneered at Wu Rendi again.
"Alas, I can't imagine that the dignified young master of the Wu family, the inheritor of the Wu family's feng shui technique, actually likes to play Laipi so much!
Don't forget, if you don't call me Daddy, you're a dog!"
My words completely angered Wu Rendi, and he raised his fist to beat me.
But as soon as he saw that my fist was bigger than his, the guy immediately coerced again.
After being embarrassed for a moment, Wu Rendi actually opened his mouth.
I thought he would call Daddy, but who knew he would scream a few times.
I'm really a little convinced of this guy, he'd rather be a dog than call me Daddy!
After shouting a few times, Wu Rendi ran away in a daze.
When the other guests heard him barking there, their stomachs hurt when they laughed.
The whole venue was filled with a joyful atmosphere.
Anyway, I finally cleaned up this Wu enemy.
I also learned how everyone picked up the wine and started to walk around the venue.
After walking like this for a while, I suddenly noticed that on the east side of the venue, something was very conspicuous.
It was a big tree, but it wasn't an ordinary tree.
The tree was pitch black and metallic.
"Could it be that this is the legendary Iron Tree!"
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