Chapter 62: Sure enough, they are all little witches
To put it mildly, I finally got my sister-in-law into the car.
Fang Fei quickly regained the characteristics of a little witch, facing various threats to Qin Feng along the way.
Qin Dashao felt that his brain was about to explode, no wonder people said that a woman was equal to five hundred ducks, and an immature little girl was simply five thousand ducks.
It was easy to come to the school gate, and when she felt that the hard days were finally coming to an end, the little girl pouted: "Who asked you to come here, don't you know that Aunt Ben came out of class and entered through the gate, and she was not allowed to show her stuffing?"
Qin Dashao was about to make a gesture at her, and asked in a low voice: "Then you say, how do you get in?" or you get off here, you can get in as much as you want, I don't care." ”
"You dare not care, believe it or not, I will call my sister now, saying that you will not only kill people, but also kill me, and you will kill first J and then J and then J!" Fang Fei grabbed Qin Dashao's pigtail, and refused to let go.
Qin Feng had to lower his posture again: "What do you say, just do it, I'll send the Buddha to the west." ”
Under the guidance of the little girl, he drove to a section of the fence outside the school.
Looking at the high wall, and then at Fang Fei in sportswear, how could he not associate her with jumping over the wall, the little girl's two legs are long enough, but with such a high wall, how did she jump over?
Fang Fei glanced at him, and said proudly: "Sister Xiaofei will make this little difficulty difficult, Sister has a helper, little example, learn a little!"
After saying that, she took out her phone and tinkered with it for a while.
Soon, a chair with a rope attached to it was thrown from the other side of the wall.
Qin Feng suddenly realized, it turned out that he was stepping on a chair and climbing over the wall, and after turning over, he pulled the chair back again, unaware.
The only drawback is that you have to have an internal response, which cannot be done by one person.
The little girl raised her chin at him defiantly, and was about to raise her legs to get on the chair, Qin Dashao got out of the car and said with a smile: "Don't be so troublesome, say it earlier, brother-in-law, I can help you." ”
Fang Fei gave him a blank look: "Don't say a word about a brother-in-law, even if my sister agrees, my parents agree, I don't agree, you don't want to be the son-in-law of our Fang family! Help me, can you help me fly in? No, you men really don't have a good thing, except for deceiving women and bragging, it's useless!"
Qin Feng stretched out a finger and said meaningfully while shaking it: "I lied to a woman to hinder you, you are just a little girl, and you are not a woman." Also, brother-in-law, I can really help you fly in. ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for the little girl to react, he stepped forward with an arrow, reached out to hug her slender waist, kicked the ground with his left leg, and borrowed his right leg on the stool, and jumped high with her.
The little girl didn't figure out what was going on, but she only heard the whirring wind in her ears, and the sudden height made her heart rise to her throat.
Inside the wall, two small heads held high, four wide-eyed eyes, and a face full of incredulity.
Qin Feng hugged his sister-in-law, and landed beside Wang Yujia and Huang Xiaozhi so lightly, the two girls were almost stupid, looking at them with a dull expression, as if they had seen a ghost in broad daylight.
Before the sister-in-law could react, Qin Dashao scraped her upright little nose with his hand, and said with a smile: "If you dare to skip class again, be careful that your brother-in-law beats your little PP, zaijian!"
With that, he kicked his legs and flew out of the wall.
Fang Feina still remembered that she was eaten tofu by her brother-in-law, and asked the two sworn friends: "Am I dreaming?"
One of the two dead friends had a tacit understanding, stretched out a hand, grabbed a piece of meat on Fang Fei's leg, and rotated it in different directions.
"Ahh
The roar of the engine of the Humvee was heard outside the wall, and Qin Dashao was finally out of the sea of suffering, and when he left, he was in a good mood.
Wang Yujia shook the arm of his dead friend and said, "Xiaofei, your brother-in-law is so powerful, the wall is more than three meters high, and he jumped in directly with you, is he a martial arts master?"
Huang Xiaozhi shook her other arm and chirped: "It's really amazing, next time we skip class, don't use a stool, just call your brother-in-law and let him take us out." ”
Wang Yujia suddenly said: "Xiaozhi, will this be a loss, Xiaofei was carried by him and flew over?"
Huang Xiaozhi's eyes widened: "How come, he is Xiaofei's brother-in-law, we and Xiaofei are good sisters, that is, our brother-in-law, it is natural for our brother-in-law to rub oil and eat tofu." ”
Wang Yujia immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "It makes sense, then it's decided." ”
Fang Fei saw that the two dead friends had reached an agreement so quickly, and he felt like his favorite toy had been robbed, and immediately snorted: "No, it's not certain if he is my brother-in-law, I have to test him for my sister! You don't know, he's a big bastard, a big pervert, and ...... Also ......"
Wang Yujia noticed that her hair was scattered, and the clothes on her body were wrinkled in many places, and some places were stained with grass juice and mud, so she was startled and said, "Xiaofei, your brother-in-law won't give you ...... Eat it......"
Huang Xiaozhi also saw that something was wrong, but she slapped Wang Yujia and said, "With Sister Xiaofei's character, how can she be taken advantage of? If she doesn't want to, no one can take advantage of her." ”
Fang Feiton was relieved that he had finally made a friend he could make.
But Huang Xiaozhi continued: "I think, it must be Sister Xiaofei who took the initiative to dedicate herself, our brother-in-law is so handsome, and his kung fu is so good." By the way, Xiaofei, my brother-in-law's kung fu in bed must be very strong, did you fight in the field, or did you shake the car?"
Fang Fei almost fainted.
Wang Yujia answered: "It must be a field battle, otherwise Xiaofei can get dirty? Our brother-in-law is too unparticular, no matter how you say it, it is Xiaofei's first time, not to mention finding a five-star hotel, at least you have to find a decent hotel, how can he be willing to take you to the field?"
"How much I feel in the field, and it's stealing. Blatantly open the room, in case she is caught by Sister Fang Fang, what should I do, it is safer to fight in the field! I think it is the field battle plus the car shock, Xiaofei quickly tell us, what is it like to do it with her brother-in-law?" Huang Xiaozhi has her own set of opinions.
Fang Fei can't wait to strangle these two girls, your imagination is too rich, you are still in the field, and the car is shaking, all of them have caused deaths, okay.
Ahem, it's really killing someone, you are not allowed to think about it!