"The existing technology has been locked up. Wu Mian said, "This is just a metaphor. The United States has Zenith technology, but in fact, it has long clicked on the wrong technology tree, and the path it is taking now is not suitable for our human beings on Earth. ”

"Uncle Junior, what are you talking about, I don't understand. Daoist Lin didn't expect Wu Mian to say such strange things, he said with a lot of confusion.

"Don't talk about this, I don't understand it myself, and I can't go to Area 52, I don't know if the US imperialists have an agreement with aliens to get Zenith Technology......"

"Really?"

"Don't talk about this, foreign academics...... That's it. There are many gates, and my teacher and I are among them. It's really people in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. A few days ago, Amgen's drug had side effects, causing patients to have complications of a ruptured spleen, and an academic paper made the Amgen Foundation uncomfortable for five years. Wu Mian said with a smile.

"Isn't it a pure thing to engage in academics? Academic gates, that's all bad habits in China. ”

"Lao Lin, don't look at things that aren't nutritious, the key is that what they say is false. Wu Mian said.

"Which of my words was wrong?" said Daoist Lin with confidence.

There are countless domestic academic frauds and cheating of scientific research funds, and not only in the field of scientific research, a few years ago it was said that it was the revitalization of cartoons, but it turned out to be a miserable story, and Lin Daoshi wanted to scold his mother at a glance.

"I'm an auditor at Ubeer. Wu Mian said.

"What is Ubeer?"

"It's a website that reports academic misconduct, and it's the conscience of the industry? No, in my opinion, this conscience is really rotten. Wu Mian said with a smile.

"Look at what you said, isn't that scolding yourself? Daoist Lin smiled.

"This year's Nobel Prize has just been awarded. "Wu Mian's topic was very floating, and Lin Daoshi was a little dizzy," Dr. Greg Semenza, who won the Nobel Prize in Biology and Medicine for his theory of HIF1 for cancer cells adapting to the hypoxic environment. ”

Lin Daoshi was silent, he felt that Uncle Xiao was looking for a theoretical basis for himself.

"He's a pediatrician and we've had conversations. There are many ...... on Ubeer who have reported Dr. Greg Semenza's academic fraud"

"Uncle Junior, that's impossible!" Daoist Lin immediately interrupted Wu Mian's words.

"Oh, why can't it?"

"That's the Nobel laureate ......"

"Do you think Nobel laureates won't cheat?" Wu Mian said with a smile, "I gave him face, and I suppressed all reports about his academic fraud." ”

Lin Daoshi Great Khan, what Uncle Xiao said is like a fantasy.

"My teacher, Dr. Anthony, and Dr. Greg Semenza also have a good personal relationship, if I publish pediatrics-related academic papers as the corresponding author in the future, Dr. Greg Semenza, as a Nobel laureate, won't he come out to endorse me?"

"You're a conspiracy theory!" said Lin Daoist.

"Cut. Dr. Greg Semenza's academic fraud is not counted, the key is that he is too mentally retarded to cheat!" Wu Mian sighed, "Do you know how to cheat scientific research funds? If you really engage in scientific research, success or failure is metaphysics. ”

"......" Daoist Lin's thinking could no longer keep up with Wu Mian's thinking. Is it metaphysics to engage in scientific research? This sounds particularly unscrupulous.

"There is a saying in academia, ublishorerish. Translated, it's either send a paper or die. Wu Mian said, "People who are really engaged in scientific research are very lonely." ”

"Why don't you send papers?"

"If you are a capital party or a leader, there is a gold-swallowing beast under your hands, and you invest more than 100 million yuan a year, but you can't see any splash, what do you think?"

Lin Daoshi was dumbfounded.

"It's useless to tell you this, it's too complicated, you don't understand. Wu Mian said, "Go back quickly, it's too cold outside." ”

Daoist Lin also felt a little cold, and he said angrily, "Uncle Xiao, I can't bear my bones, so I'll go back and rest first." ”

"Go ahead, I'll lie down a little longer. Wu Mian said, "It will snow in a few days, and it should look better here." ”

Daoist Lin turned around to leave, hesitated for a moment, turned around and asked, "What about the little master, why were you kicked out of the house?"

"Alas, I was kicked out by my mother. Wu Mian sighed and said, "My mother has to find a team when she gets married." ”

"Huh, isn't this how it should be?" Daoist Lin looked at Wu Mian in surprise.

"Much toss. Wu Mian said disdainfully, "Family, just eat a meal and it's over, the wedding is too noisy." ”

"You can't think so, little uncle. Lin Daoshi said, "Do you think, on the day you get married, there are more than ten helicopters flying in the sky, and you fall from the sky, you are simply a hero stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry your most beloved woman!"

". Wu Mian laughed angrily, "Why are you looking for so many helicopters." ”

"Look at the envious eyes of others, this is the state of life!"

"I'm tired of watching it. Wu Mian said, "I got a perfect score in the first exam in elementary school, and everyone had a perfect score at that time, and I didn't think it was like that." ”

Lin Daoshi remembered that the 100 points of Xueba were because the test paper only had 100 points.

"Later, I found out that I didn't get a good score every time. The classmates around me didn't look at me right, they didn't have any bad intentions, they were just envy and jealousy. So since then, I've been using dim sum for every exam. ”

"What do you do with snacks?"

"Just take the eighth place in the class. Wu Mian smiled, "Except for skipping grades, I was the eighth in the class in every exam, until I graduated from college." ”

"It also has nothing to do with you getting married and asking for a wedding car. Daoist Lin said, "Do you think, Uncle Xiao, there are five or six cars in Lao Ou Mountain alone." ”

"Don't mind, your car doesn't go up to the table, it's a shame. ”

"......" Daoist Lin was speechless. Although he knew that Uncle Xiao was qualified to say this, it was too hurtful.

"Do less of the things that don't make sense. Wu Mian said, "If you have that time, you might as well lie here and look at the stars." Lao Lin, did you say that your father has ascended, or has he hidden?"

"I'll ......"

"Anyway, I don't believe your dad will die. Wu Mian said, "You said that your father suddenly appeared when I got married, what can I do?" ”

"Uncle Junior, don't scare me. Daoist Lin didn't know if it was cold, or if he was a little scared, his teeth collided and he made a clicking sound.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, go back quickly, don't catch a cold. Wu Mian said.

"You were kicked out because of this?"

"Otherwise?" Wu Mian said, "There must be a generation gap between me and my parents, and I can't talk about going together."

You just said that my mother, in order to store Akina, ended up with a compression fracture of the thoracic vertebrae. Why bother, but I don't listen to what I say. Next year, when the autumn vegetables come down in October, I will fill the house!"

Daoist Lin watched Wu Mian say this "viciously", and laughed out loud.

"There's no way, Uncle Xiao, you can stay up. Daoist Lin smiled, "If it's cold, hurry into the house, I look at this God, but it's going to snow." ”

"It's snowing well. Wu Mian said, "The mountains are white and vast, and they look clean." ”

"Like a hand washed in six steps?"

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