Chapter 379: Critical Attack
Liu Jianfeng was dumbfounded by the little girl's words, and suddenly this guy really didn't look like a six- or seven-year-old child.
Liu Jianfeng smiled awkwardly and said, "Little girl, you have a lot of personality, there must be many suitors in the class." ”
This time, Yan Xiaoyu didn't even raise his head, and said disdainfully: "Those boys in our class are stupid, I don't have a common language with them, I'm too lazy to flirt with them." ”
"You're so cool. Liu Jianfeng said with a smile.
"That's it. The little girl raised her head very stinky and said, "I am an inspirational person who wants to become a detective." ”
"Oh, do you want to be a detective?" asked Liu Jianfeng with great interest.
"Of course, this is my dream since I was a child, my grandmother's reading glasses that I can't find, my grandfather's private money hidden decades ago, Grandma Qin's lost big cat next door, and the long head on my father's shirt, are all my present, and they all say that I have the potential to be a detective. The little girl said proudly.
Liu Jianfeng covered his forehead helplessly, and the long head on his father's shirt also appeared, this is a powerful pit father, can your mother let him go?
"Yes, talented, dreamy, and willing to work hard for it, which is rare, just like me. Liu Jianfeng praised.
The girl looked at him and asked, "Did you dream of being a detective when you were a child?"
Liu Jianfeng shook his head and said: "That's not true, my dream when I was a child was to play, be free, carefree, and play at will with a lot of money." ”
"Has your dream come true?" asked the girl.
"Almost. Liu Jianfeng said: "If it weren't for the fact that the buses have become unmanned ticketing cars with cards and coins, I would have become a conductor, so that my dream would have come true." ”
The little girl was at a loss when she heard this, she probably had never seen a bus conductor, a person who took a lot of money for a ride every day.
Liu Jianfeng habitually skinned, but the little girl was completely different, and the atmosphere suddenly became embarrassing, especially the little girl who looked at him with a foolish gaze, which made Liu Jianfeng's old face a little red.
Fortunately, Teacher Yang Zitong walked out, coughed lightly with two papers, and said, "I'll announce the results now, Yan Xiaoyu, ninety-two points......"
Liu Jianfeng grinned, and just as he was about to laugh, he heard Yang Zitong say: "Liu Jianfeng, eighty-five points." ”
"What?" Liu Jianfeng was shocked, and hurriedly snatched his paper, in addition to a few questions that he really didn't know, he actually made a few extra mistakes, of course, Yang Zitong was still very kind to judge a few questions, and as for the wrong questions, he was really wrong.
Yan Xiaoyu was very happy, and for the first time she showed what she should be at this age, jumped to her feet, clapped her hands and said, "Haha, a person of your age, you can even do the first-grade questions wrong, no wonder you can't be a detective." ”
This unbridled contempt deeply pierced Liu Jianfeng's heart, and this story tells us that if you don't work hard, you will grow up to be happy......
Liu Jianfeng was not convinced, pointed to the few questions he hadn't written, and said: "What kind of questions are these, how can there be logic at all, is the question itself wrong?"
Yang Zitong smiled lightly and said, "Ha...... I can't win the game because of the turf, the weather, the referee, the goalpost, the fans......"
When Liu Jianfeng heard this, his heart immediately caught fire, this is taking himself and that magic
The team wants to compare, it's too vicious not to scold people like this.
They are a model of wretched and love to make excuses, and all kinds of excuses are also full of tricks, such as the weather is too cold, too hot, not cold, not hot, too soft and too hard, not soft and not hard, this kind of broad-leaved grass is not good, today is not lucky, the other party often waves, the away fans are too noisy, the home fans are not enthusiastic, the draw is not good, the grouping is not good, in short, nothing is fucking good, the whole world is targeting me.
Not to mention their own level, there is not much time left for them, phew, the most left for them is time and money, and there is really not much else.
Liu Jianfeng glared at Yang Zitong angrily, I didn't expect this girl to be a black-bellied and poisonous person, when I was studying in the past, there were also powerful teachers who hated iron and steel, and the worst thing he said was, if you don't study hard now, what can you do when you grow up? Look at the toilets are flushed now, and there is no place to use people if you want to dig out dung.
These are Liu Jianfeng's words that he can remember for the rest of his life, but the teacher was already in his sixties at the time, and now he is in his eighties, and these words belong to the ideology of his time.
Teachers of different eras have different ways of working, but it is a great shame that Yang Zitong compares himself to the team of gods.
Liu Jianfeng gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I don't make excuses, you tell me what the correct answers are to these questions?"
Yang Zitong smiled contemptuously and said, "You don't need me to say it, just let Xiaoyu tell you." ”
It's a crit again!
Let the first-grade kid explain to himself, this is not a slap in the face, this is sitting on the face with an ass.
But what the little kid said was the truth, and a few simple words made Liu Jianfeng suddenly enlightened.
In fact, the questions are not difficult, they are really at the level of the first and second grades, but the thoughts of adults are too complicated, and there are too many thoughts in their heads, and the questions become complicated.
For example, there was a popular Hong Kong primary school entrance question on the Internet before, which is the question of the parking space number, which looks like 16, o6, 68 and the like, most adults can't figure out the logical relationship, but the child just tilts his head and looks at the picture upside down to understand, it turns out to be 86/87/88......
This pair of alternative teachers and students, with the smug smile, disdainful gaze, and contemptuous look of the victor, went to start the second class, and was so angry that Liu Jianfeng's liver hurt for a while.
I wanted to save some face in the second class, but it turned out that they had a handicraft class, and there were no teaching materials in the safe house, but there were paper and scissors, and the versatile teacher Yang took the children to play a paper-cutting game.
Liu Jianfeng was discouraged at the door, even if he had a manual class, he had never learned well since he was a child.
With his hands, he can quickly assemble and disassemble guns, disassemble bombs, and perform a lot of precision micro-manipulations, but he can't do it manually.
In the past, when I did handiwork, I either smeared my face with paste, or cut my fingers with scissors, not to mention origami, and I still don't know how to origami airplanes.
Don't take the initiative to go up and scold, it's hard to see that Liu Jianfeng will also have such a powerless time, as strong as him, he doesn't have the courage to resist at all.
This is Xiucai, no, it should be said that Bing met Xiucai, you tell her the facts, she will theorize with you, you will talk to her about ability, she will talk to you about achievements, I can't tell!
Liu Jianfeng was helpless
, can only nest in the second bedroom, honestly looking at the sky and daydreaming, reminiscing about last night's passion, and sighing in my heart that it is good to grow up.
Although many adults fantasize about campus from time to time and want to return to the carefree years of their student days, most of them are because of too much pressure in life and too hard work, resulting in a temporary retreat and escape.
But I really want to go back to campus, a small test in three days, a test in five days, a test every two weeks, a simulation once a month, endless texts and unfinished exercises, and occasionally face the risk of asking parents to go back and be beaten, that taste, no more than 996 to rob, and the taste of inviting parents is not more than going home to be nagged and robbed by my wife.
After all, no matter how much the wife is, she is always the only one, and most of them are mixed doubles after asking their parents to go back.
Children want to grow up quickly, adults want to go back to school, dreams.
Just when Liu Jianfeng was daydreaming and struggling with reason, there were a lot of things going on outside.
Zhou Fu and Zhong Yuxi, big enterprises and big stars join forces, mutual benefit and win-win, last night's press conference has detonated the business and entertainment circles, this is the first time Zhong Yuxi received advertising endorsements, and it is also the first time that Zhou Fu has invested heavily in publicity and promotion, I heard that he took a 30-second prime-time advertisement on the imperial court TV station at a sky-high price, and there are all David TV stations for the first time, and all the well-known online media will place advertisements.
This kind of cooperation once made people suspect that there is an ulterior relationship between Zhou Fu and Zhong Yuxi, but usually this kind of strength is praised by newcomers, who are instant hits in the entertainment industry, and advertisements are overwhelming, such as those female stars who have extremely bad acting skills but always shoot blockbusters.
But Zhong Yuxi has already achieved fame in the circle, and the actress has a gold award, so he doesn't need such support, so he was really bullish before, but he didn't accept endorsements, and he didn't lack this money and this kind of exposure.
So after the news conference ended, various conjectures on the Internet were introduced, some people said that Zhong Yuxi was Zhou Fu's illegitimate daughter who had been separated for many years, and some said that Zhong Yuxi was Zhou Fu's prospective daughter-in-law.
For a while, there were more topics, Zhong Yuxi ate with Liu Jianfeng before, and the photos of intimately wiping his mouth were also turned out, and the topic was stirred up over and over again.
Zhou Fu is very satisfied with this, Zhong Yuxi only speaks for the hometown enterprises in Qinhai City, and he will stay in Qinhai as a matter of course, and there is a business team of the national security department in action, even if those bad guys are strong, what can they do?
And he used 100 million cash to bind Liu Jianfeng, which in itself is a confidence in the people who have a heart, Lao Tzu is now protected by elite agents, which of you dares to act rashly?
It's just that the excitement has not yet passed, and the sense of security has not fully risen, there is news here.
Zhou Fu's son Zhou Xibo had an accident, and he was suspected of an intentional wounding incident, but the other party suddenly died in the hospital, Zhou Xibo wanted to run away for a while, but in the end he went to the police station to admit that he had hurt someone, and asked the police to investigate the real cause of death of the other party, and to return his innocence.
During this period, Zhou Xibo was detained in the detention center as a suspect, and just last night, Zhou Xibo was suspected of escaping from prison and was shot by the armed police on duty.