What's the solution?"

"I'll tell you a story, listen to it. ”

Ji Tianyan nodded, with a serious expression.

"One day, an elephant was pulling poop on the grass, and after pulling the poop, he found that there was no paper, and a little white rabbit happened to come, and the elephant said, "Little white rabbit, are you shedding?" The little white rabbit said no, and then the elephant wiped his ass with the little white rabbit. ”

"It's disgusting, you can't say anything else. ”

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet. Lin Yi says:

"The next day, the elephant was eating, after eating, found that there was no paper to wipe his mouth, and there happened to be a little black rabbit next to it, and the elephant asked, "Little black rabbit, are you shedding?" The little black rabbit said no, and then the elephant wiped his mouth with the little black rabbit. ”

Then the little black rabbit said, Tiezi, I am the little white rabbit yesterday. ”

"Ah——!h

"Lin Yi, you're sick to death, and you won't let me eat!"

Ji Tianyan had a crazy urge, only hating that his legs were not long enough, otherwise he would be able to kick him away.

"I'm not here to help you lose weight. Lin Yi smiled and said, "Do you have an appetite now?"

"I'm going to die of disgust. Ji Tianyan said: "Don't eat, don't eat." ”

"You see, the effect has been achieved. ”

"I don't eat it, and you can't eat it, I'll calm down for a while, and then I can eat it." ”

"I've even taken out the killer weapon, and you can still eat it? Are you an elephant?"

"Lin Yi, I'll kill you!"

Ji Tianyan rushed over angrily and pressed Lin Yi to the sofa.

"Dare to come with me? Believe it or not, I'll scratch your feet. ”

"I'm wearing my shoes today, and you can't take them off. ”

"Then I'll change places. ”

"I'm not afraid of itching anywhere else, your trick doesn't work. ”

Squeak –

"Senior Sister ......"

The office door was pushed open at this time, and time seemed to stand still in this moment.

"I, isn't it a little bad time for me to come?" He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.

"Don't get me wrong, it's not what you think. Ji explained in a panic, his face was like a ripe peach.

It's not even a little bit, why did she come?

It's a shame.

"Senior sister, don't worry, you explain slowly, I'll listen. He Yuanyuan said: "I really want to know, in addition to applauding love, what else can be used in this pose." ”

"What's the matter with you!"

Lin Yi roared, "It's such an adult, why don't you have any eyes at all, hurry up and go out, and come back in two hours!"

"Two hours?"

He Yuanyuan glared, "Boss Cowhide, I'll leave now." ”

"Let's go, just stay here!" Ji Tianyan said.

"That's not good. Lin Yi said embarrassedly.

"What's so bad!"

"It's mainly two at once, I'm afraid my body won't be able to bear it. ”

"Uh-huh?"

Ji Tianyan was stunned for a moment, and then understood what Lin Yi meant.

"Lin Yi, if you're talking nonsense, I'll strangle you to death. Ji Tianyan said angrily: "Hurry up, what are you doing lying down." ”

"Uh, okay. ”

"Hey, it's so sour, we've known each other for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen my senior sister wear a jersey. ”

"It's just showing your legs, which is a good fortune, it's just drizzle. ”

"It's all drizzling?"

He Yuanyuan showed an expression of a person who had come over, as if to say, I understand everything.

"That's right, it's nothing. ”

He Yuanyuan smiled ambiguously, "Since Senior Sister won't let me go, I won't leave, and it just so happens that lunch hasn't settled yet." ”

Once raw and twice ripe, He Yuanyuan was not polite this time.

Pick up chopsticks and eat directly.

Ji Tianyan was unhappy in his heart, this is what I begged for a long time before I made it for me, how did you eat it!

Thinking of this, Ji Tianyan took his mobile phone and sent Lin Yi WeChat.

Ji Tianyan: "You go and tell a story to Yuanyuan." ”

Lin Yi: "Uh-huh, what kind of story do you tell?"

Ji Qianyan: "The story of the little white rabbit and the elephant." ”

Lin Yi: "Why are you telling her this story?"

Ji Qianyan: "If you let her eat all the food you cooked for me, then what will I eat, I can't let her take advantage." ”

Lin Yi: "What's this, didn't she eat it once before, didn't you say anything?" ”

Ji Tianyan: "Isn't that the first time, it's okay to eat it once, I haven't eaten it a few times." ”

Lin Yi: ???

What kind of psychology is this!

Ji Tianyan: "Go quickly, go quickly." ”

Under Ji Qianyan's coercion and temptation, Lin Yi coughed lightly a few times and said:

"Yuanyuan, how about I tell you a little story about dinner. ”

"Okay, just so I can eat more. He Yuanyuan said.

"The story goes that once upon a time there was an elephant who ...... in the grassland"

"Haha......"

As soon as she started speaking, He Yuanyuan burst out laughing, making Lin Yi stunned.

I haven't talked about it yet, are you smiling at the yarn?

"Boss, is the story you want to tell the story of an elephant wiping his ass with a white rabbit?"

"How do you know?"

"I've heard it before. He Yuanyuan said while eating, not affected at all.

"There's a follow-up. Lin Yi said, "I'll tell you about it next." ”

"I also know in the back, I wiped my mouth with the little black rabbit the next day, isn't this it?"

"You even know that?"

"That's right. He Yuanyuan sandwiched a piece of ribs and said:

"There is a third part of this story, on the third day there was a little hedgehog, and the elephant took it and picked its teeth, and the little squirrel said, I am the little white rabbit the day before yesterday. ”

"Gross-"

Before He Yuanyuan could explain why the little white rabbit turned into a hedgehog, Ji Tianyan couldn't stand it anymore.

Rushed to the bathroom and retched.

When she came out, her face turned white, and she couldn't eat it anymore when she looked at the four dishes and one soup on the table.

"Senior sister, why did you vomit?!" He Yuanyuan was stunned, "Won't you be happy? Don't you say that you two are innocent?

"What's the joy, do you know how disgusting the story you tell. ”

"Disgusting? Isn't this a little story about the next meal, why are you still serious? ”

Saying that, He Yuanyuan ate a piece of pork ribs with relish, not to mention how fragrant it was.

Ji Qianyan: ......

I want to die.

Lin Yi, like He Yuanyuan, was not affected in the slightest, and ate lunch very smoothly.

But Ji Qianyan, the initiator who was eager to try, didn't eat a bite.

After the meal, He Yuanyuan took the initiative to pack up the waste in the kitchen, and then returned to the office.

"You're not talking about investing, let's get started. Lin Yi said.

Because there is something serious to talk about, but everyone is straight-eyed.

"The formalities of Lingyun Capital have been completed, and it can officially start operation in the near future. He Yuanyuan flipped through the documents in her hand and said:

"Besides, here at the Foundation, the interview will start tomorrow, you, the big boss behind the scenes, do you want to come and have a look?"

"I don't look at the process, I only look at the result, you can check this matter with Lao Qi. Lin Yi says:

"Later, I will give you 1 billion yuan to use for the operation of the foundation, and the assistance plan will be mainly based on orphanages first, and then radiate to the poor mountainous areas of the country afterwards. ”

"I have something to say. Ji Qianyan interjected:

"I think that now, we should focus on the business of Lingyun Group, supplemented by the foundation, and invest money in the foundation, which is likely to affect the development of other businesses of the company. ”

Six more served!

Tomorrow I have to go to register my child and go back to Harbin.

I'll try my best to rush the update, so rest assured.

The weather is hot, pay attention to heat prevention and cooling.

I also wish the disaster in the south an early end.

Thank you for the book coins rewarded by the book friend [looking] [Brother Mu], thank you.

(End of chapter)