The whole world of Si Xiaonian, who was full of boiled meat, stood still.

This kind of top ten disgusting jokes on campus should never be savored, especially when eating.

Although it is a very hard thing to endure nausea and want to laugh, the strong classmate Si Xiaonian still endured it stubbornly.

Until Suo Yiren sent a summary of the story: "Senior Sister Yan Yun said that the first of the top ten bad jokes in colleges and universities has no special direction, anyway, as long as it is a famous snack with local thick soup and greasy water, it can be added to this story." In Xiamen, it is the noodle batter, and when you arrive in Beijing, you can change it to stew. ”

Speaking of this, Senior Sister Yiren reached out and brought Yun Chao in the direction away from the table.

Senior sister calmly and calmly pointed to the half-eaten stew in front of Si Nian that night: "Now, you can try to bring the braised stew from the Tsinghua 10,000 people canteen into the noodle batter of Xiamen University, you have eaten to this extent, just enough to find out if there are dead rats at the bottom of the bowl......"

"Poof......

Si Nian squirted out the stew that had just been eaten in his mouth.

The sound of the jet was so loud and the range of the jet was so wide, if it weren't for Senior Sister Yiren to take Chao Chao in the direction away from Si Nian's killing range, the two girls sitting opposite Si Nian would have been affected by this squirt.

"You have a mine at home, so you don't have to waste food so much. Senior Sister Yiren looked disgusted, as if she was not the initiator at all.

Yun Chaochao glanced at Si Nian and found that this person's soul was not in the body at all, let alone his language ability, so he helped answer: "Isn't his family making lighters?

"Isn't a lighter meant to be a flint, and flint and steel should be considered an ore, right?" explained with a smile.

There is no teacher's shelf, with a little bit of a little girl's naughtiness, and a little pride in playing tricks.

"Haha, senior sister is wise. Yun Chaochao stretched out his thumb and picked up the previous topic: "Their family has a mine, our family does not, our family only has webbing." ”

"What is the webbing?"

"It's all kinds of ribbons and the like, if Senior Sister Yiren has any student activities, such as the ribbons for awards and etiquette, the cheerleading team's cheerleading balls, anyway, it's all kinds of ribbons on the body, on the head, and packaging, if you need to tie it, just tell me, I'll let Yun Lao take care of it." ”

"That's good. I didn't expect that I would come out to pick up the plane and bring back a sponsorship for our department. "The people of Suoyi are really happy.

It's the kind of heartfelt excitement that a counselor in a department can find that he has inadvertently found some benefits for his students.

Si Spray Boiled Cooking, Nian finally returned to his body at this time, and when he saw that his senior sister was happy, he was naturally happy.

Not to be outdone, Si Xiaonian shook his head, waved his hand, and said domineeringly: "Senior sister, I will take care of the lighter we will tie in the future!"

What's in the sponsorship?

Who doesn't have anything to sponsor?

Why should the sponsorship of his own department trouble Yun Chaochao is such an outsider.

If you want to make your sister happy, it must also be him, what is the matter with the Yun Dynasty?

After hearing this, the senior sister directly rewarded Si Nian with a burst of chestnuts: "What do I want to sponsor a lighter?

"Then if you do an event, you always have to set off some fireworks or something, and you always use a lighter. Si Nian rubbed his forehead.

It really hurts to be hit so hard that it hurts.

"Don't you know that Beijing is banned?" Senior Sister didn't want to talk to Si Nian.

"Then you can still light the kind of cold fireworks that are used to confess at school. Si Nian can always find a reasonable explanation for his unreasonable behavior.

Forty minutes ago, there was a fresh example.

On the day of the new students' registration, there was no male and female defense in the girls' dormitory, and the senior sister asked Si Nian to help take the boxes.

Si Nian, who vowed to leave Bingqing Yujie to her senior sister, didn't think about it, so she came directly: "Her father is here, why am I moving the box?"

Why is Si Nian single so far?

There's always a reason.

From meeting at the airport, to entering Tsinghua Park, to checking in, and putting his luggage in the dormitory, Si Nian has never done a thing that a normal adult boy for a while would do.

Si Xiaonian's point is always very strange - he is such a clean and self-righteous person, even if he wants to enter the girls' dormitory, it must be the senior sister's!

After listening to the confession fireworks at school, Suo Yiren wanted to make another slap: "You don't read a good book, and you want to set off fireworks to confess on the first day of registration?"

Since Si Nian was already an adult, Yun Chaochao was still sitting next to him, and his hands were all picked up, but he finally gave up

Yun Chaochao finally understood why the Suoyi people regarded themselves as Si Nian's parents.

When Si Xiaonian saw Senior Sister Suo Yiren, her IQ stayed at the level of five and a half years old at most.

The half year longer than the age of five is still for the sake of him growing so big.

[Your Si Nian brother's IQ is worrying~] Yun Chaochao took a photo of the mess in front of Si Nian, and sent it to Chao Chang.

Chao Changchang called Yun Chaochao back directly: "You are still with Si Nian, let him answer the phone." ”

......

What?ExcuseMe?

Yun slowly never expected that the first sentence of Chao and other calls was to find someone else to answer the phone.

"Why are you calling me when you're looking for him?" the girl was obviously a little unhappy.

"I have important things to ask Si Nian, but I just want to hear your voice first. "The captain of the YC debate team, which is long in tide, has never been in vain.

The first half of the sentence made Chaochao angry, and the second half of the sentence directly eliminated all the girl's temper.

"Is it something very important?" Yun Chaochao's mood was at the beginning of the rain.

"Well, it's very important, 100,000 urgent. Except for the slow eventuality, it is better than billions of dollars in the world. Tide Chang joked seriously.

used a tone that was much more serious than a joke, and Yun Chaochao was not sure for a while, whether it was the joke component that was the majority, or the serious component that prevailed.

"Really, fake?" only needed two sentences, and slowly was amused by the wait.

"It's true. The tide chief replied again with a firm face.

"You wait for half a minute, the person you are looking for is wiping clothes at this moment, senior sister just told a joke, and Si Nian sprayed it directly. Yun Chaochao added with regret: "If he doesn't spray, Senior Sister is ready to agree to be his girlfriend." ”

"Ah, can this be sprayed? I liked it for more than ten years, and finally lost at the door?" Chao's long tone was incredible.

"It's true. Yun Chaochao learned from Chao Changchang's tone and replied in a long tone before returning to the topic: "I'll give him the phone now." ”

"Don't don't, you turn on hands-free, my hands are dirty now. Si Nian refused while wiping his clothes.

The scene that was just sprayed and boiled was not spectacular.

Si Nian said to turn on the speakerphone, and he was still in the cafeteria at this time, and then I, Senior Sister, and Si Nian, and the people at the next table were all gone. Yun Chaochao gave Chao Chang a long introduction to the situation at the scene.

Chao Chang thought for a long time and felt that it was not appropriate: "Then let's wait, when he finishes it, you let him call me." ”

"What's the matter, it's inconvenient for me to listen to it?" Yun Chaochao smiled inexplicably.

"No, it's very convenient for you to listen, or I'll call you later. I don't know if the next words are suitable for my senior sister. "Chao Changchang doesn't know what Suoyi and Si Nian usually talk about.

"Then don't hang it up. Yun Chaochao took the phone away a little and said to Si Nian: "I'll wait for you at the door of the cafeteria, you finish cleaning up, come out to find me." ”

"I can't clean it up, I'm going to wash my hands, I'm going to have to change my clothes and come back. Si Nian also obeyed his own jetting skills.

I sprayed the table in front of me, and I also stained my clothes.

It's still boiled in this color, and it goes directly to the white T-shirt.

"Chao Changchang said 100,000 urgently, or you take a tissue and wrap it, answer the phone first, and I will at most turn around and throw the phone away." "Yun Chaochao does dislike Si Nian's appearance, but the matter of her boyfriend is more important than this.

"You're such a loser, does your mother know?" Si Nian was used to being open-mouthed, saying whatever he wanted, completely unaware that he had stepped on a landmine.

Yun Chaochao didn't get angry with Si Nian, and after all, he didn't know that he was not guilty: "If my mother can know that I am a loser, she will definitely feel very happy." ”

After Yun Chaochao finished speaking, he went to the door of the cafeteria.

Chao Changchang hurriedly comforted him on the other end of the phone: "Si Nian, that person just speaks without brains, don't be angry with him, after you left yesterday, I have already beaten him." ”

"You hit Si Nian? really fake, our Chao Daiyu has thin arms and thin legs. Yun Chaochao immediately thought of the picture of Chao Chang fainting.

"Of course it's true, you look at my healthy bronzer, Si Nian's white appearance that can shine, how can it be my opponent. ”

"Oh, it's definitely my boyfriend who is better. "The girl has no position of her own at all.

"Thank you girlfriend for the compliment. Chao Changchang's praise for his girlfriend has an attitude of looking for but accepting it all.

"What are you looking for Si Nian?" Yun Chaochao asked after stepping out of Si Nian and Senior Sister's line of sight.

"The auction at the Trend International Center seems to have gone wrong today. "Chao Changchang didn't mean to hide it.

"Ah, it's really so urgent, better than billions of billions in the world? Then you're still here chatting with me?" Yun Chaochao was taken aback.

"Of course it's true. As for me, there may be times when I don't say something to you, but as long as I do, I won't lie to you. Chao Changchang suddenly gave a solemn promise.

"Are you still interested in saying this? You wait for me to arrest Si Nian for you, billions of dollars are waiting in this world, and he is so embarrassed to wash his hands and sort out his clothes?"

Yun Chaochao ran back and stuffed the phone directly into Si Nian's hand: "Your brother said, there is something wrong with the auction, do you want to listen to it first?"

"Huh, what's going on?" Si Nian couldn't care if his hands were dirty or not.

Chao Changchang briefly said the reason: "Trend International Center, the second auction has started to register, the first auction is 3.64 billion, and the auction is unsuccessful, and now the second beat is directly discounted by 20%. ”

"How much is that?" said Sinian, who was not sensitive to numbers.

"2.912 billion. The tide replied long.

"Okay! My second uncle is about the same psychological price. Si Nian said there was no pressure.

"So, the mystery buyer who signed up now is your second uncle?"

"My second uncle is studying the materials I sent him yesterday, and the eight conditions for signing up before will be relaxed to ten this time, and the difficulty has been reduced a lot, and if you want to reach one of them, it should be proper, and there is no problem at all. ”

"Don't you understand what I mean? I mean, the second auction has already begun, and there are already bidders, because there is no one bidding, and the price is still 2.912 billion, and by 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, the auction results will be released. Chao Chang explained.

"What? now? Ali auction?" Si Nian couldn't sit still: "I just finished getting the information yesterday. They said I should hurry up and prepare, but they didn't say that they would start filming today!"

"The price has been reduced by 728 million compared to Yipai, you go to the platform to take a look, and now there are many people watching. Chao Changchang's first reaction when he saw someone bidding, he thought it was Si Nian's second uncle.

I still thought about it and said, no wonder, Si Nian had to go to see the unfinished building last night.

Listening to this reaction on the other end of the phone, it was obvious that it was not like that.

"Yesterday the man said that if no one else bids, there may be a more appropriate relaxation of the conditions. Is it going to cost a price increase? or is it 15 million?"

"The second shot is 12 million. ”

"Then I'll have to ask my uncle if the deposit is ready, and what happened to the man yesterday. Si Nian was suddenly a little discouraged.

Either someone else did it, or the second uncle didn't tell him yet.

Either way, it's not very pleasant.

Hearing that someone was already bidding, the second uncle was really startled: "I'll just say that this building is very popular! Now that there are other people bidding, the conditions cannot be loosened, do you know who the other bidder is?"

"I don't know. My classmates didn't know either, otherwise they wouldn't have called me to ask me. ”

"Then this is troublesome, the conditions I am looking for here, at most, are barely enough, and now if you have to pay the guarantee immediately, even if the money has been withdrawn from Bitcoin, such a large amount of money, if you want to transfer it, you have to make an appointment. How can this auction be like bid-rigging?"

For such a large project, filming started directly without notice, which inevitably makes people confused.

Si Nian's second uncle opened the auction page: "A price increase is 12 million, which is still acceptable, let me ask the private bank how to operate." ”

"Second uncle, have we met the registration conditions that have been changed this time? Yesterday, the person had an explanation, and he must check the registration conditions by himself. ”

Here comes the issue that is more critical than money.