Chapter 100: Shakespeare's Mother-in-law
The man in the suit twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard Zhao Yifan's words, then exited the room and directly ignored Zhao Yifan's words and said, "Then the two of you, please wait for the two of you, I'll go down first, if there is anything, press the green button on the corner of the wall over there, remember that it's green, don't press the red one." ”
Immediately, the man in the suit said a few more words and then left, leaving only Zhao Yifan, who was bored in the room, and the clown sitting on the sofa and looking at Zhao Yifan,
The two didn't speak, and the room was silent only the sound of the air conditioner blowing from the air conditioner, and the silence was a little terrifying, a little hairy.
"Joker. Zhao Yifan turned his back to the clown and suddenly called him.
"Huh?" The clown was also brought back to his senses by Zhao Yifan's shout, "What's wrong?"
Grunt, grunt, Zhao Yifan didn't speak, the clown only heard the sound of swallowing things, and then Zhao Yifan's face stuffed with fruit suddenly turned around, and his mouth made a "woo" sound, but Zhao Yifan was saying "This fruit is too delicious!"
Zhao Yifan's appearance was really a little scared of the clown, he hurriedly jumped back, and subconsciously held the sickle in his hand, if he hadn't seen Zhao Yifan's appearance clearly, he would have thought that this Zhao Yifan in front of him was a monster, "You want to scare me to death!" No matter how good the clown's mentality is, he can't help but be a little angry at this time, obviously he was frightened,
Zhao Yifan swallowed the fruit in his mouth, wiped the corners of his mouth, looked at the clown suspiciously, and asked, "What's wrong?"
The clown was slightly stunned, then shook his head and said with a smile, "It's okay, you looked too funny just now, but the moment you suddenly turned your head was very scary, scared me, and almost cut you." ”
Zhao Yifan sucked his fingers and said casually, "Oh, then you cut it." After speaking, he stuffed a grape into his mouth again, and said lightly: "Anyway, you can't cut me~." ”
"......" The clown was speechless, seriously, if the two of them really want to make a move, they should choose a remote place like the wilderness, otherwise it will really get out of control.
Then the clown shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why don't we warm up before Yan Yu comes?" and move your muscles and bones a little? After all, you haven't moved for three days, and you came here without even eating." ”
As soon as the clown's words fell, Zhao Yifan's stomach screamed, "Damn, you didn't I forget!" After speaking, Zhao Yifan immediately covered his stomach and turned around and began to sweep the fruits in the self-service fruit area, and in the end, he simply threw the toothpick and started to gnaw on it.
The clown couldn't help but laugh when he looked at Zhao Yifan's back, just laughed in a low voice, and almost held back his internal injuries.
At that time, the fruit platter buffet area that had been swept by Zhao Yifan seemed to have just been devastated by a twelve-level typhoon, the plates fell to the ground everywhere, and there was not a single fruit left, and even the plates were licked clean.
At this time, Zhao Yifan sat on the sofa with a toothpick, touched his bulging belly, burped, and said, "Hiccup~, alas, it seems that it is still a little insufficient." ”
The clown looked at Zhao Yifan very speechlessly, "That...... Would you like to order something to eat?"
However, Zhao Yifan waved his hand and said, "No need, no need, wait for Yan Yu to come and eat, and talk about things while eating, so that there will be an atmosphere, hehehe." ”
I don't know why, the clown felt that there was something wrong with Zhao Yifan's last few laughs, as if there was a breath of conspiracy rising and rushing towards him, the clown thought about it, and finally shook his head with a smile and sat back in his original position, and then bored picked up the remote control and began to look at the TV show aimlessly,
Because there's nothing on TV that can interest the clown, so basically he changes the station from side to side.
However, at this moment, Zhao Yifan suddenly saw a piece of news in the corner of his eye, his eyes suddenly and slowly expanded, many things flashed in his mind, and he immediately shouted, "Wait a minute!"
"What?"
"Rewind. ”
The clown didn't say much nonsense, and slowly poured the TV station back,
"Stop!"
At this time, the program on TV was a piece of news, specifically that three child corpses suddenly appeared in Mushuang, and their internal organs were hollowed out or something.
Zhao Yifan squinted his eyes and looked at it for a while, and spit out two words from between his teeth: "Yuan Lai." ”
The clown saw that Zhao Yifan's face gradually became gloomy, and it seemed that he could drip water, so he asked, "What's the matter, do you know that person?" The clown's person obviously meant Yuan Lai,
Zhao Yifan seemed to be awakened by the clown, was slightly stunned, and then nodded, "It is a habitual offender who kills people with very bad means, regardless of men and women, and only attacks children, although my principle is that as long as I don't touch my bottom line, I won't go back to care about anything, but I can't accept this alone." ”
Immediately, the clown also took a deep breath and said, "Are you a child-hungry...... In fact, it is also understandable, it is all for survival, you should have seen it, the child's internal organs are gone, it should be taken and sold, after all, the child's internal organs are very healthy, although small, but there is a potion technology, it seems to be called Infinite Extra Growth referred to as IEG, as long as the internal organs are placed in that liquid, they can continue to grow, and it only takes three days to change from the organ of a seven or eight-year-old child to the healthy organ of a twenty-year-old adult. ”
Zhao Yifan originally wanted to refute the clown, but because he wanted to know more about the situation, he opened his mouth and didn't scold him.
However, with the clown's brief description, Zhao Yifan grew his mouth in surprise, and that mouth seemed to be able to stuff an egg, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
After the casual clown finished speaking, he waved his hand in front of Zhao Yifan and said, "Oh, what are you doing?"
"You can understand this kind of unconscionable thing, why do you have to be children!" Zhao Yifan couldn't accept the clown's understanding of Yuan Lai's approach, "In order to survive, you don't necessarily have to kill people." ”
"It's a pity that I'm the one who does this kind of murder, and I can understand that he thinks we both have something in common, which is that we enjoy each of our prey, but the only difference is that he hunts indiscriminately, and we hunt with a purpose. ”
And at this moment, the door of the box was opened, and the waitress who had just received Zhao Yifan and the clown outside the Highgrass restaurant walked in,
But this time there was no smile on her face, but her face was very pale, her face was full of fearful expressions, her body was constantly trembling, not a single piece of skin on her face was shaking, it seemed that she was too frightened to speak,
However, in the end, she still mustered up her courage, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Two, two, please come with me...... Mr. Yan, Mr. Yan Yu has, yes, please. ”
Although she spoke tremblingly, she still expressed her meaning, that is, Yan Yu is here, and she can be furious, otherwise how could this little girl be scared like this,
So the clown and Zhao Yifan got up and followed her away.
Originally, Zhao Yifan thought that the clown's box was still upstairs, but he didn't expect this waitress to take them downstairs.
So Zhao Yifan frowned and asked, "Alas, isn't Yan Yu of a very high status, why don't we go up?"
However, the waitress suddenly cried, she didn't cry loudly, just silently wept, she explained in a slightly crying voice while rubbing her cheeks with her hands, "I, our restaurant only has the fourth floor, there is no fifth floor, and Mr. Yan Yu's box is downstairs." ”
And Zhao Yifan originally wanted to complain, but as soon as he heard the waitress with a crying voice, he immediately choked back the words he had just complained, and then asked, "What's wrong? Why are you crying?"
The waitress took a breath, adjusted her breath, shook her head, and said in a calm tone, "No, my throat was uncomfortable just now." ”
Immediately, Zhao Yifan followed the waitress to the first floor with full doubts.
On the first floor, there is only a five-meter-long, red-carpeted corridor, and at the end of the corridor are two blood-red doors, which look very bright under the orange light.
At this time, Zhao Yifan, the clown and the waitress were standing in front of this door, and the waitress said, "Mr. Yan, someone is here." ”
Immediately afterwards, Yan Yu's voice came from inside, and he spit out a faint sentence, "Then you can get out." ”
The waitress answered, ran away without looking back, and directly hung Zhao Yifan and the clown in place.
And here, Zhao Yifan probably understands some things, the position of the man in the suit is obviously higher than that of the waitress, but he did not come to pick up Zhao Yifan and the clown, but the waitress came.
Then, by observing the waitress's expression and state, it was clear that behind this door, there was definitely the scene of the tragic death of the man in the suit.
So Zhao Yifan pushed open the door and strode in, he smiled and said, "Yan Yu, long time no see!"
At this time, Yan Yu, who was wiping the crowbar, also smiled and pinned the crowbar to his waist, opened his arms, and hugged Zhao Yifan: "Where, it's not a week." ”
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Yifan glanced at the headless corpse of the man in the suit on the ground, who was already cold, and said, "Why did you kill people, they didn't treat us badly." ”
Yan Yu's private room can no longer be said to be a private room, it is simply a palace, and the three of them just standing in the hall are like three ants standing on the head of an elephant, and this box is like the head of an elephant.
However, Yan Yu scratched his head indifferently and said, "Hey~, what should I say...... To put it simply, I have just secured the position of the leader of the Night Emissary, and I am here today to make an example of the chickens and monkeys. ”
As he spoke, Yan Yu had already walked to the huge dining table in the middle of the private room and sat down.
He pointed to the position in front of him and said, "You two also come and sit, you are both hungry, eat something, we will discuss the purpose of coming to me today while eating?"
Zhao Yifan decisively sat at the dining table like a bolt of lightning, eating the food in front of him, and said vaguely, "It's spicy, condensing the soul." (That's it, soul.) )
And the clown also sat next to Zhao Yifan and said, "Actually, I'm curious, what is the soul that he muttered in his mouth in those days." He was still smiling, as if nothing in this world could make his smile collapse.
Yan Yu looked at the clown and stopped chewing things in his mouth, but after a while, he chewed and swallowed the things in his mouth, and asked in a solemn tone, "And I'm curious about what is the relationship between you and Zhao Yifan, why did you come to me with him?" ”
Then the clown smiled and said, "Broken Sin Blade, clown." Since I don't have a name, but everyone calls me Joker, that's why don't you call me Joker. The clown smiled and began to introduce himself briefly.
And Yan Yu smiled when he heard the clown's name, "Hehe, it's a clown again." ”
The clown frowned a little displeased when he heard Yan Yu's conclusion,
But Yan Yu continued, "One name is a clown, and the other is dressed like a clown, this world is really big, everyone has it." At the end, Yan Yu couldn't help but complain,
And at the time when the clown introduced himself to Yan Yu, Zhao Yifan successfully killed a roast chicken, and even the bones were eaten and wiped clean by him.
Zhao Yifan burped, wiped his hand and said, "Then let's start talking about business, simply put, I want to know the person who can see where the soul is, where it is." ”
The clown heard that Zhao Yifan wanted to find the soul, so he asked puzzledly, "Why are you looking for that person's soul?"
And Yan Yu poured himself a glass of blueberry juice and said, "His sister~, that soul belongs to his sister." ”
The clown's eyes widened in shock when he heard this, and he looked at Zhao Yifan, his eyes were full of doubts, didn't his sister study at the Ten Thousand Worlds Academy? Why is she still dead?
Yan Yu looked at the clown's expression at this time and smiled and said, "I was just as shocked as you when I first saw his sister, but even more shocked than you, because I saw a person with only half a soul, standing in front of me alive. ”
This sentence really scared the clown, and he even doubted his ears, he heard it right, right? A person with only half a soul can live like a normal person? This is impossible!
However, Zhao Yifan looked at the clown's appearance and said, "Don't be shocked, I don't have time to explain so many things now." As he spoke, he glanced at Yan Yu and said, "Then tell me that person's address." ”
"......" Yan Yu was silent for a moment when he heard Zhao Yifan's words, as if he was thinking about something, and he didn't speak.
Zhao Yifan looked at Yan Yu's somewhat constipated appearance, so he asked loudly: "Damn, won't you! Don't tell me, you forgot!"
As soon as the words fell, Yan Yu hurriedly explained, "No, no, no, how could you forget." It's just that she has no fixed residence, and the devil knows where her old man is now. After saying that, he took a sip of the blueberry juice he had just poured,
When Zhao Yifan heard this, his brain exploded instantly, he stepped forward and immediately grabbed Yan Yu's shoulders and shook it angrily, "Hey~! What time is it now!Can you not drink juice so leisurely and calmly!Give me the address! It's really not good, tell me the name! Don't tell me she doesn't even have a name!"
Yan Yu was suddenly shaken by Zhao Yifan, and the mouthful of juice just now rushed directly to his lungs, almost choking him to death, he coughed frantically and said, "Stop, stop, cough, cough, I know, stop, cough, cough!"
Then Zhao Yifan immediately stopped his hand and looked at the clown and asked eagerly, "Tell me so quickly, where is she and what is her name?" Zhao Yifan was also the first time to be so out of shape, even he didn't know that he was out of shape, and he was very brainless.
However, at this time, the clown pondered for a moment and said, "You can track the spirit and find the soul, um~...... Then it could only be that person. ”
Immediately afterwards, Yan Yu and the clown said four words in unison, "Mala Shakespeare." ”
"Huh?" At this time, Zhao Yifan blinked awkwardly, he first looked at Yan Yu, then at the clown, and then said, "So, you also know this person?"
"Hmm. The clown nodded, and then continued, "Mala Shakespeare, known as Lady Shakespeare, but she is not allowed to be called Lady Shakespeare, this person is very strange, basically as long as she doesn't want to appear, no one can find her, unless ......"
"Unless?" Zhao Yifan pricked up his ears and wanted to listen carefully to the clown's next words, for fear of missing a word, even punctuation,
"Unless you can convince her old lover to introduce you, so that you can find Old Shakespeare. Yan Yu breathed a sigh of relief and answered directly, which made the clown who had just opened his mouth directly hold back this sentence, and the expression on his face was like eating a turtle, which was very uncomfortable.
Immediately, Zhao Yifan laughed twice, "That doesn't mean that you can't find her at all!"
However, the clown continued, "What should I say, so far, there is no one who has succeeded in meeting Shakespeare's mother, and all of them have failed." ”
Hearing this, Zhao Yifan waved his hand a little impatiently and said angrily, "Hey, stop talking nonsense, tell me where the person who can introduce me is, we are now, no, we will go to him tomorrow!"
Originally, Zhao Yifan wanted to say that he would go now, but he thought of the injuries on his body, so he changed his words again, the ghost knows if he will fight with the so-called old lover tomorrow, so he must raise his spirit today, and his body will fully recover tomorrow, so as to ensure that nothing goes wrong!
Immediately, Yan Yu glanced at the clown sitting on the side and said, "I don't think there should be anything wrong with me, this benevolent brother of the Broken Blade should also know where Shakespeare's old lover is, so I will arrange your accommodation today." ”
However, the clown smiled and said, "Don't bother you, it's not a problem to live, we have a place." Don't forget, my identity is different from yours, and I don't want to wake up the next morning and be inexplicably surrounded by a group of children from the "dark plane" and then inexplicably arrested. ”
The Dark Plane is the Association of the Eternal Night Castle, the same as the Super Association of Ten Thousand Cities, the one who fights criminals and protects the peace of the region.