In fact, the reason why Lin Fan came up with such a sentence for no reason was because he was forced to be helpless... He didn't know how to explain the question Liu Yun'er asked, and he couldn't tell her... I've been there before, and I've been to it more than once, but it's another world.

She will definitely feel that she is cheating on her, and at the same time she will feel that she is not being honest...

sometimes

It's good to cheat on it.

Sure enough,

Lin Fan saw the fastest blush in history, and the pretty face of the big goblin was expressionless, but when he said, "You look angry... It's beautiful', Hongcai climbed up her cheeks with lightning speed, and suddenly... Liu Yun'er's face was terribly red, and even a little hot.

At this time, Liu Yun'er was about to suffocate, and the speed of her heartbeat was comparable to that of a high-speed rail... Although she knew that to a large extent, the stinky hooligan around her was attracted by her beauty and figure, Liu Yun'er didn't feel that there was any problem, if she was ugly... I guess he won't bother with it.

"Humph!"

Liu Yun'er snorted softly, hurriedly turned her head around, and said arrogantly: "Of course I'm good-looking... If it weren't good-looking, would you like me so much?"

"I'm sure I'm going to ignore you. Lin Fan said with a smile: "On the first day of the blind date... I'll say to you, it... Recognized the wrong person, and then hurriedly slipped away. ”

“...”

"Big idiot!" Liu Yun'er glanced at the big pig's trotters, and said indifferently: "I went to take a bath... Don't peek!"

Lin Fan smiled and said helplessly: "What is there to peek at, I really want to see... I get up in the middle of the night and lift the quilt, I can see everything, and I still need to run to the bathroom to see? Am I full and have nothing to do?"

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Yun'er was so angry that she trembled all over, and directly rewarded Lin Fan with a fragrant foot and kicked Lin Fan to the ground, but because the range of action was too large, the big pig's trotters had already been guarded.

"Look..."

"I'll be honest with you... You're angry. Lin Fan wrapped himself in the quilt, stood up from the ground, and said with a smile: "Big goblin, does your father often roll from the bed to the bottom of the bed?"

“...”

"You go and ask him yourself!" Liu Yun'er was still a little annoyed, and glanced at him angrily.

"I don't know your dad... Where are you going to find him?" Lin Fan lay down on the bed again and said seriously: "Anyway, your father's surname is Liu, right?"

“...”

"You're not talking nonsense?" Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes: "My surname is Liu... Of course, my dad's surname is Liu, can my dad have another surname?"

"It's not..."

Lin Fan shook his head and said seriously: "According to my guess, your mother's temper is similar to yours, both of them belong to the category of violent tempers, and they are also strong women... In terms of surnames, there is a difference from ordinary families, and your dad may be pressured to give up his surname. ”

"Don't be cranky. Liu Yun'er said angrily: "My father's surname is Liu." ”

"Oh..."

"When are you going to take me to meet your family?" Lin Fan asked.

“...”

Time

Liu Yun'er didn't know how to answer, actually... This big fool sees him every day, and even his parents like him very much, but he has only been in love for three days, and he has begun to meet his parents... Isn't this too fast? Shouldn't you talk for two or three years before you see your parents?

"Let's talk about it..."Liu Yun'er said indifferently: "And... Why are you so anxious to see my parents? What do you want to do?"

"I just wanted to ask... Is there a three-pack policy for the products of the second old. Lin Fan said seriously: "Package return, package replacement, package maintenance, if you can... I'd like to add an agreement to return goods without any reason for three years. ”

Liu Yun'er blew up directly, and the kicking could no longer allow her to vent, so she instantly picked up the soft pillow and beat Lin Fan fiercely.

"I'll fight with you!"

"You big idiot... Every day you know that you are bullying me!" Liu Yun'er smashed the pillow with anger on her face.

"Oops, oops, oops... Pain, pain!" Lin Fan said innocently: "I'll just ask, and then I'll talk about it... How can I return it, a woman as beautiful and with such a good body as you, where can I go and find a second one?"

“...”

"Get out!"

"I'm. Liu Yun'er threw the pillow aside and gasped for air, perhaps because the amplitude was too large, causing the local area of the second largest body cavity to also fluctuate.

At this point,

Lin Fan didn't have any cover-up, staring generously...

"Hello?"

"What kind of eyes are you?" Liu Yun'er found that the big idiot next to her looked a little demented, but his eyes were full of light, and he looked like he was thinking about it.

In a flash

Liu Yun'er realized something, hurriedly protected her chest with both hands, glared at Lin Fan viciously, and said, "Look at it! ”

“...”

"Your clothes look good. Lin Fan smiled.

"Big idiot!"

Liu Yun'er got out of bed in a huff, took out another quilt from the cabinet on the side and put it on her bed, and then went to the bathroom.

moment

Standing in front of a huge mirror, looking at his proud figure at this time, his pretty face was slightly flushed, in fact, he couldn't blame Lin Da Pig's trotters for being so hooligan... If you want to blame yourself, blame yourself for why you are in such a good figure and so beautiful.

In terms of figure, appearance and intelligence, Liu Yun'er is quite conceited, and she has not yet found a more charming woman than herself.

pursed his lips,

Liu Yun'er moved her steps and walked under the shower head, feeling the comfort of hot water flowing over her skin.

meanwhile

Lin Fan, who was lying on the big bed, was full of big goblins.

Oops...

It's just so torturous!

In desperation,

Lin Fan took out his mobile phone and kept flipping through Weibo.

soon

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped.

Liu Yun'er brought the nightgown prepared by the hotel from the side, and when she put on the nightgown... I found that there was a problem with this dressing gown, and the problem was very big... The top of the dressing gown turned out to... I can't wrap it at all, but I can actually wrap it, but that will cause chest tightness.

Liu Yun'er is going to be in a hurry, although there is no problem with wearing it out like this, but the problem is... That big pig's trotter!

Doesn't this give him another advantage?

But...

Thinking about it carefully, he doesn't seem to have seen it less, and it would be the same if he watched it a few more times.

Thinking of this, Liu Yun'er was in a better mood, opened the door gently, covered her chest with her right hand, and slowly walked to the big bed.

"Washed?" Lin Fan asked suddenly.

And this sudden question startled Liu Yun'er.

"Scared the hell out of me... Washed up. Liu Yun'er glanced at her and silently walked to her bed.

"Why are you holding here?" Lin Fan looked at Liu Yun'er, this strange appearance, and said with a smile: "Is it too big to wrap it at all?"

“...”

Liu Yun'er is about to collapse, this stinky rascal guessed it accurately!

subsequently

Liu Yun'er sat at the head of the bed, while grabbing the quilt to cover the area that should not appear, and then picked up her mobile phone and began to swipe Douyin.

"Huh?"

"Did you wear perfume?" Lin Fan frowned and sniffed... With a puzzled face, he asked, "It's so fragrant!"

“...”

"Am I crazy?"

"What perfume to wear on the big night. Liu Yun'er glanced at her, swiped her mobile phone, and said indifferently: "Maybe it's the shower gel of the hotel." ”

"Really?"

Lin Fan raised his arm, sniffed it vigorously, and then said, "Impossible... I also use the hotel shower gel, why don't I have that smell on me... And this special aroma is emanating from you. ”

Liu Yun'er also frowned, slowly raised her arm, and sniffed... There's a faint fragrance to it, but... This fragrant smell is very faint, and it does not affect such a large space at all.

"You've got a nose problem. Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly.

"Impossible!"

"I'll come closer and smell it. Lin Fan said seriously: "It must be emanating from you." ”

Words fall,

Lin Da pig's trotters really came over.

At this moment, Liu Yun'er doesn't know what this bastard wants to do, what kind of aroma is on his body... It's all an excuse he uses to play hooligan!

Then

Liu Yun'er was really angry and annoyed, but she wanted to laugh a little.

This guy's cleverness is all used on how to take advantage of himself.

Watching Lin Da pig's trotters get closer and closer, Liu Yun'er didn't show a trace of panicked magic, she was ready... At the right time, give the big pig's trotters a fatal blow.

Now is the time!

The next second,

Liu Yun'er grabbed her quilt with one hand, and grabbed the pillow with the other, and smashed it firmly against Lin Fan's face.

"Oops!"

Lin Fan was beaten, but it didn't hurt at all.

"Humph!"

"You can only deceive others for this reason, and you want to deceive me?" Liu Yun'er snorted coldly and said indifferently: "Go back and cultivate for another two years!"

"The Queen is right..."

Lin Fan was a little embarrassed, this woman's IQ suddenly increased a lot, and she instantly saw through her routine.

It seems that the routine needs to be upgraded, and the 1.0 version can no longer be used to deal with Liu Yun'er, and the 2.0 version of the routine needs to be upgraded.

"Just got out of the shower..."

"Don't cover it right away, it's easy to realize prickly heat. Lin Fan said solemnly: "Hurry up and lift the quilt to give it breathe..."

"Get out!"

"I don't know what you're thinking?" Liu Yun'er glanced at her and continued to scroll through her Douyin.

Looking at a serious Liu Yun'er,

Lin Fan thought for a moment and calmly analyzed... Soon there was a whole new set of solutions.

Lying back to his bed silently, Lin Fan wrapped himself tightly, but one arm stretched out under the mattress.

"Huh?"

Lin Fan hurriedly said, "Is there something under the mattress?"

"You've got a big head!"

Liu Yun'er didn't care about Lin Da Pig's trotters at all, and swiped Douyin by herself, saying: "I am no longer the Liu Yun'er I used to be, and I will not be deceived again!"

"Really!"

"There's really something, it just touched my back. Lin Fan said seriously.

Followed by

I heard...

"it!"

"Look, look... There's really something, it's crawling towards you!"

This nervous and frightened tone made Liu Yun'er can't help but look at her side, and sure enough... There was a small area of the mattress bulging up, and there was really something underneath, and it was slowly creeping in its direction.

"Ah!!h

......