Chapter 18 Son-in-law, a distance to the right
"Brother Tian?"
"Everyone is gone!"
Although Lin Fan didn't want to interrupt Tian Hai, there was really nothing he could do... The main thing is too embarrassing, this person is gone, and he has always maintained affectionate, sad and helpless movements and eyes, who is this performance for?
"Ahem..."
"I'm sorry... Just thought of something, right... What did you just tell me?" Tian Hai asked with an embarrassed face when he came back to his senses.
Lin Fan was speechless, he didn't say anything, but in order to protect the other party's face, he racked his brains to think of a question and said, "It's just... Centaur children, is it a drunken woman or a horse girl?"
This can't be blamed on Lin Fan for asking such a question without IQ, if you want to blame Tian Hai himself... At an awkward time, at a bored person, force him to ask a question.
But
I never thought that
Tian Hai belongs to the type of person who has to answer questions, and his personality is a little stuffy, so he really began to tell Lin Fan about whether the centaur child drinks the human girl or the horse girl.
"I've read a biography of Western mythology about the creature Centaur. Tian Hai said seriously to Lin Fan: "Actually, this is a very rigorous scientific problem, first of all, we have to start with the decomposition of centaurs. ”
"From what I've gathered, the first centaur was the product of a god and a cloud, and then this centaur and mare were combined to form a race of centaurs. Tian Hai said: "It's a bit far, let's get back to the topic... The body structure of centaurs conforms to the golden ratio, and their extra body than a human constitutes a visual harmony without being obtrusive. ”
After that,
Tian Hai picked up a piece of paper and a pen from Lin Fan's table, and really drew the golden section line of the centaur.
"That's it!"
"We can draw conclusions... The body structure of the centaur is very reasonable, and a set of internal organ systems can coexist peacefully in the two chambers!" Tian Hai said seriously: "And what I want to talk about next is the dispute between the two schools, you can ask such a question, you must have done research." ”
No!
I didn't!
Lin Fan's eyes widened, looking at Tian Hai in front of him, at this moment he couldn't tell what world he was in, it was an illusory world, or a real world, if it was a real world, then this world was too crazy, there were really people studying centaurs.
Be reasonable...
I just asked casually, and as a result... It's a biography of Western mythology, it's anatomy, it's the golden section, and it's a genre battle for you!
However, Lin Fan also came to a conclusion from this, Tian Hai looks very stuffy, but he is actually a very thoughtful stuffy melon, but the problem is here, but where Tian Hai takes out the momentum of studying centaurs, this Wang Fangfang is estimated to have caught up.
Later, Tian Hai described a magical world of centaurs to Lin Fan from the aspects of nutrition, biology, genetics, etc., which directly collapsed the scientific concept of development he established, and Lin Fan couldn't help but wonder if there were centaurs in this world...
You say no, look at people... Explored the centaur from a scientific point of view, you say... Isn't that?
finally
It took an hour and a half,
Tian Hai and Lin Fan's journey of exploring the centaur is over, and whether the centaur child is drinking the human girl or the horse girl is still not resolved.
Looking at Tian Hai's departing back, Lin Fan had a new sense of him, he had always thought that Tian Hai was a stuffy melon, but in fact... He's a stuffy guy with a lot of ideas, not to mention... Chat with him for a while, this time flies so fast.
"Centaurs..."
"Oh my God!" Lin Fan sighed and lay on the table silently, at this moment... Lin Fan remembered a question she asked herself when she had dinner with Wang Fangfang yesterday, a man who never sent her a message, but could always reply in seconds.
Could it be him?
Combined with the affectionate, sad and helpless eyes and movements, Lin Fan can basically solve the case... That's him!
Then
Lin Fan thought of the lyrics in "Laughing Red Dust".
Red dust is ridiculous
Infatuation is the most boring
It's okay to keep your eyes open
This life is not over
but the heart is not disturbed
I just want to get away with it for half a lifetime
"Ugh..."
"I have to live affectionately in this unsympathetic world. Lin Fan sighed and propped up his heavy head, but there are too many affectionate people in this affectionate world, and it is a pity that those affectionate people have never met.
meanwhile
Liu Zhongtao began to call his old friend for Lin Fan's regularization.
"Hello?"
"Old Hu. ”
"Haven't there been a few vacancies recently, what... There's no problem with me occupying one, right?" Liu Zhongtao directly dialed the phone number of the school leader, and said with a smile: "I think you should know this person, it is Xiao Lin in the library of our physics branch, yes, yes, yes... The little forest that is lazy to eat. ”
Hearing that it was him,
The other party was a little reluctant, the young man named Xiaolin, he had also seen it twice, how to say it... He looks like a talent, but it's not a human thing to do his best, and there are letters of complaint from him every week, or the same reason.
If it weren't for Liu Zhongtao's protection, this guy would have been fired a long time ago.
"I said Lao Liu!"
"Why are you so interested in him?" the other party asked curiously, "Could it be your illegitimate child outside?"
"Alas!"
"Don't chew your tongue at this kind of talk, in case my wife hears it, there will be chickens and dogs jumping at home. Liu Zhongtao's tone was a little serious: "In a word... To give or not to give?"
"What can I do?"
"Your wife is my leader, can I not give it to you?" the other party sighed and said silently: "But... Now that he has become a regular, those bad problems in the past must be corrected, and we don't ask him to do anything, as long as he can see people when he goes to work!"
Hearing this request, Liu Zhongtao breathed a sigh of relief, this is no problem for Lin Fan, one of his biggest advantages is that he can sit still, a cup of tea, a mobile phone, a charger, and a miracle in the history of human medicine.
Once he sat at his post for forty-eight hours, except for eating and going to the toilet.
"That's right!"
"Although this is an internal selection, this process still has to be followed, so as not to be gossiped about by others, you let that Xiaolin... Prepare a little preparation. The other party said seriously: "Don't come nonsense... It's pretty formal. ”
"Okay, okay!"
"I'll talk to him. ”
Hang up the phone,
Liu Zhongtao is quite satisfied with this result, and the reason why he is so concerned about Lin Fan is because in Liu Zhongtao's eyes, Lin Fan... There is only one positive distance from the son-in-law.
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