Chapter 408 The audience burst into laughter

At this moment, the people who originally thought that Nan Li Jianglang was exhausted were silent!

They stared at the computer screen in disbelief.

At the recording site of the show, the audience who was originally tasteless and impetuous was shocked and stopped going to the toilet. Instead, they sat on the stage and laughed from time to time.

Backstage, at the scene and in the live broadcast room, everyone was watching Nanli's performance without blinking, for fear of missing a little detail.

On the stage, Chen Peisi stopped her bicycle and walked over, with a stupid expression on her face: "Okay, what's wrong? Who wants to kidnap you?"

Zhang Feifei said stupidly: "No, he was abducted." ”

Chen Peiston looked at Nanli and said, "You want to abduct and sell?"

Nan Li glanced at him and said, "What kind of eyes do you have, you look like this, and you still kidnap and sell, you buy it?"

I have to say that Zhang Feifei, who wears elderly makeup, does look very ordinary!

The audience immediately couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Chen Peisi said in dialect, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Feifei smiled faintly: "This is my husband, let's have fun here." ”

Nan Li also smiled and said, "Haha, it's okay." ”

At this time, Chen Peisi looked at the camera with a surprised face and said: "This couple, on Chinese New Year's Eve, abducted and sold their daughter-in-law to play. ”

In the background, the staff looked at the data and immediately called the deputy director of Dragon TV.

"Leader, good news, the ratings for our show are exploding. ”

The deputy director was also stunned, and suddenly, he was overjoyed: "What, how much?"

The staff immediately collected the report: "Two points have been broken, and the number of spectators is still increasing." I think we have a good chance of winning the ratings title this week. ”

The deputy director said excitedly over and over again: "Okay, okay, okay, as long as you win this week's TV ratings championship, I'll give you all bonuses." ”

"Thank you, Director!"

At this time, Mango Satellite TV backstage.

When an assistant director saw the ratings, his face immediately turned ugly and his brows were tightly locked.

Their Mango Satellite TV ace program has lower ratings day by day, and today it was squeezed out of the top three

And among the top three, there is also a little-known Dragon TV!

When will Dragon TV be able to ride on their heads?

However, as angry as he was, he had no choice but to turn on his computer and switch to the show Dragon TV was broadcasting to see what they were doing

As a result, this look, the leader was fascinated and kept looking at the computer screen.

The show continues.

Chen Peisi has been successfully brought into the pit by Nanli.

Especially that sentence, with a big head and a thick neck, he is either a big man or a man, in one sentence, he successfully guessed Chen Peisi's identity as a chef.

Immediately afterwards, Nan Li pretended to smile mysteriously:

"In the recent past, I don't feel a part of your body, it's different from the past, you think, you think hard!"

Chen Peisi scratched her head: "I don't think so, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger!"

Nan Li smiled slightly and said, "By the way, this is not the main disease, do you know why your face is big?"

Chen Peisi looked dazed: "Why?"

Nan Li explained: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the upper side. ”

Chen Peisi was stunned: "Where is that?"

Nan Li pointed a finger: "Below the waist, feet up." ”

Chen Peisi then understood: "Legs"

Nan Li nodded and said, "Yes." ”

Chen Peisi shook her head and said, "No, I don't have any major problems with my legs. ”

Nan Li's face showed a hint of cunning, pointed at him and said loudly: "Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps if you are not sick, go!"

The work is performed here, and the audience still doesn't know that Nanli definitely wants to trick people.

In an instant, a smile couldn't help but appear on everyone's faces.

"Hahaha, this Nanli is too ghostly. ”

"That's right, isn't this a pit man!"

"It's so lacking in virtue, he's it, but, hehe, I like it. ”

"Sit and watch how a pair of good legs are fooled and lame. ”

"I really didn't expect Nanli to be able to perform this kind of work. ”

"yes, it's completely different from the last one, it's so funny. ”

"Let's see, it's not over yet. ”

On the stage, Chen Peisi was also frightened, she really thought that there was something wrong with her legs, and she walked up very stiffly.

"Okay, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps. ”

Suddenly, Nan Li drank: "Stop, there's nothing wrong with your shoes, one high and one low?"

Chen Peisi explained, "This is a tourist shoe, dead heel. ”

At this time, Nan Li said a word, nodded, and showed an unfathomable smile: "That's right, it's your leg that is sick, and one leg is short!"

Chen Peisi didn't believe it: "If I don't want one leg to be long, and one leg is short, the pants seller will tell me." ”

Nan Li seemed to smile and said: "The pants seller tells you, do you still buy pants? Who is as good as my heart and eyes Wow like this, I'll adjust it for you, believe it or not, your legs are raised with my hands, you can lift as high as you can, and you can fall hard, believe it or not, your legs are specified to be sick, your right leg is short, get up and ......"

Zhang Feifei blinked her eyes wide, watching curiously on the side.

Chen Peisi nervously raised her legs, and with the movement of Nan Li's hand, she fell down hard.

Lift your feet, drop your feet, lift your feet!

Finally, Nan Li let out a loud shout, pointed to his leg and said, "Stop!

Chen Peisi was simply stunned, and echoed in disbelief: "It's numb!"

At this time, Zhang Feifei pulled Nan Li aside and asked in surprise, "Hey, why is he numb?"

Nan Li glanced at her, then looked at the audience, and explained sharply: "Nonsense, you are numb if you stomp!"

"Poof!"

Guo Gang, a cross talk master standing on the edge of the stage, couldn't help laughing at the moment.

The audience, netizens in the live broadcast room, also laughed.

"Hahaha! Oh my mother, I'm laughing to death!"

"Oh, no, Nanli is a talent!"

"This show is so funny!"

"Nanli is too ruthless!"

"You stomp on you, you're numb, this car is absolutely amazing!"

At the moment, too strong, the show continues!

A smile appeared on Nan Li's face, and he commanded:

"Walk up, walk up, don't control it, your leg is 100% sick, don't control it, relax and walk, walk and go, don't think about it, you walk with me little by little, go." ”

Chen Peisi staggered behind Nan Li, but the result was that she was getting more and more crooked, and more and more crooked.

Chen Peisi sighed and said, "Oh, alas, oh mom!!!

Nanli smiled: "Yes, you go, keep walking!"

At this time, Zhang Feifei next to him shouted in surprise: "The good leg is lame." ”

Chen Peisi turned around and asked in disbelief, "What did you say?"

Nan Li smiled: "You can see it without my daughter-in-law, she said that you are lame if you flicker." ”

Chen Peisi was about to cry, and said with a crying voice: "Eldest sister, why didn't you find out so early?"

Zhang Feifei smiled, revealing a neat and white row of teeth: "That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, and you would have been lame if you met him a long time ago." ”

In front of the live broadcast room, everyone was already laughing, some people were holding their stomachs and laughing, some people were slapping the table, laughing, and some people were rolling with laughter, it was really laughing to death.

"This show is so funny, how can Nan Li's brain grow and come up with such a funny show?"

"I'll go, I'll serve, Nanli is awesome!"

"Classic, this show is the same as the Spring Festival Gala stage, really TM classic?"

"I'm laughing to death, I'm going to laugh and die!"

"Oh my mother, I'm laughing with tears!"

"Oh my God, laughed out loud with a pig. ”

At this moment, the sketch is wonderful, wonderful, and the cooperation between several people is seamless, and the audience can watch it with relish.

The laughter came and went, and until now, everyone has not stopped!

At this moment, it was finally the most critical moment, and Nanli began to sell his crutches.

Chen Peisi said in surprise: "Crutches?"

Nan Li waved his hand and explained: "Please sit, after crutches, your two legs will gradually be balanced, and it will be better little by little. ”

Chen Peisi was curious: "You?"

Nan Li patted his thigh and nodded in response: "There is a steel plate inside, and I can't bend back." ”

Chen Peisi exclaimed: "This is a waste leg!"

Zhang Feifei hurriedly pulled Nanli's sleeve and tried to explain: "Old man, we have good legs." ”

Nan Li snorted and said, "What are you talking about, who has good legs on crutches?"

Chen Peisi echoed and said, "Yes."

Zhang Feifei interjected again and said, "That's not ......."

However, before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by an angry Chen Peisi.

"Oh, eldest sister, don't you keep messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you always mixing with?"

Zhang Feifei was originally very guilty about cheating Chen Peisi and wanted to remind him, but when she heard this, she was very angry and didn't say a word.

The audience watched it with relish, I have to say that Zhang Feifei and Chen Peisi and Nan Li cooperate very well, Chen Peisi will not talk about it, the old drama bones, Nan Li and Zhang Feifei's acting skills are also online, and their expressions and shapes perfectly present the inner scenes between the characters.

The audience understood it at once, and they couldn't help but laugh.

The audience, judges, and even the staff and videographers of the column team were overjoyed, and some even laughed to tears.

However, the faces of the players in the backstage competition were not very good.

Song Dabao and Shen Teng, the guest who helped the team, smiled very reluctantly, and their faces were very solemn.

They don't know what to say anymore!

Nanli's performance exceeded everyone's imagination.

This episode of his show is so shocking!

Originally, although everyone was afraid of Nanli, they still held on to a glimmer of hope, hoping that Nanli would still be like the last issue, acting in a decent and even paddling show.

However, the situation suddenly reversed, and the style of painting changed a lot.

Nanli has been recognized and loved by the audience with his practical actions.

If Nan Li puts aside the embarrassing performance of the last issue, as far as the works in front of him are concerned, the level has far surpassed other works in the history of this show.

Song Dabao's face was ugly, and his heart sank completely.

The other players looked even more gloomy, the current situation is very unfavorable for them, and Nanli seems to have locked up the championship in advance.

In front of the camera, the performance continues.

Chen Peisi was puzzled and said, "Then where do I have to buy abductions?"

Nan Li rolled his eyes and twisted, "Turn?"

At this time, Zhang Feifei interjected and said, "Isn't this just the right to sell this piece to you." ”

However, Nan Li was angry and reprimanded angrily: "What are you talking about? What are you selling? What kind of crutches am I going to do after selling? Why are you doing this? Isn't it over if a woman picks it and gives it to him!"

Chen Peisi pushed her hand: "Don't"

Zhang Feifei was also stunned: "Not for sale?"

Nan Li closed the crutches and handed them to Chen Peisi: "Take the crutches!"

Chen Peisi said excitedly: "Ah, big brother, oops, big brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money." ”

Nan Li glanced at him and said seriously: "I know your character, she is a woman who wants money, and you can't grind it out and don't give it, if you want face, if I don't want it, it will be equivalent to looking down on you, if I don't want it, I have to ask for it, give half, one hundred." ”

Chen Peisi nodded, and immediately said, "Hey, okay, okay." ”

Nan Li said with a serious face: "I'll tell you, I'm more anxious with you!"

Chen Peisi answered twice, then took out a handful of money from her pocket, and turned it over for a long time before saying, "Oh, big brother, what, my two pockets plus one piece are only thirty-two yuan." ”

Zhang Feifei sighed on the side and said, "Then take it, it's too much." ”

However, this time.

Li but his eyes kicked off: "What kind of bicycle do you want?"

Then, as if he was afraid that Chen Peisi didn't hear it, he opened his throat and shouted, "What kind of bicycle do you want?"

When the audience heard this, they laughed again, and Nanli even hit the idea on other people's bicycles.

Chen Peisi slapped her thigh, hurriedly went to the cart, and said as she walked: "Oh, yes, yes, yes." ”

There is no consciousness of being cheated at all.

Nan Li saw his movements, and glared at Zhang Feifei again: "Why are you like this?"

Zhang Feifei was about to cry angrily, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!"

Whoever watched this scene couldn't help but laugh.

Nan Li was still angry, and said embarrassedly: "Seeing the smile, I can't take care of this daughter-in-law, so I ask someone for a bicycle." ”

At this time, Zhang Feifei was also angry and said loudly: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle." ”

Chen Peisi hurriedly stepped forward to persuade and said, "Big brother, don't be angry, I think what my eldest sister said is still reasonable, you say that like my legs and feet, basically say goodbye to the bicycle, or I'll give you the bicycle, okay?"

Another classic line.

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter, and the laughter of the audience alone resounded in the sky, as if it was about to overturn the recording hall.

Nan Li's eyes suddenly narrowed into a slit, and said, "Good, good, good." ”

At this moment, Zhang Feifei was angry, pointed at Chen Peisi and said: "Hurry up and push the bicycle, we can't ask for your bicycle, do you know, he's lying to you!"