Chapter 340: Stupid, Do You Want to Warm Up?

In fact

This idea didn't come to me in a day or two, and a month ago, the plan to let Lin Fan control himself came up, but... At that time, the big pig's trotters were full of ass, and the place that once fascinated him the most had been completely removed.

But...

After being nodded by Song Yuxi, Liu Yun'er realized... In fact, Lin Fan still likes it, but his stubbornness makes him a little clueless, so he can only shift his attention to the fart moon, which also leads to being photographed every night, and the shooting is endless.

If you have a body part surrounded by ribs and sternum to share the pressure on your ass, maybe... You can make it a little easier for yourself.

now

The big goblin was wearing a bra and lying quietly on the bed watching TV, and thinking in his mind that after Lin Fan returned to the room, he saw that he had fulfilled his wish, and that kind of hysterical surprise suddenly made the big goblin couldn't help but want to writhe, but she couldn't help but hold back.

But soon the big goblin thought of that tingling feeling, and at this moment... She couldn't hold back the excitement in her heart.

Whoosh,

Liu Yun'er got into the quilt, hugged the soft quilt, buried her head deep in the pillow, her body began to twist constantly, her legs were like springs, and she kicked Simmons desperately.

After being inexplicably excited for a while, Liu Yun'er seemed to regain her composure and stood up panting.

"This..."

"That idiot didn't come back... What am I excited about?" Liu Yun'er was a little confused about her behavior just now, and she herself didn't know what was going on, anyway, at that moment, her heart was suddenly surging, and her mind was full of pictures of being bullied by Lin Fan.

The essential...

Those pictures are not annoying, and there is even a little expectation.

"Ugh..."

"I feel like I'm getting more and more wrong. Liu Yun'er sighed, since she was with Lin Fan, she was getting farther and farther away in the direction of losing control... The key is that I'm quite happy, just take the butt for example, sometimes I don't even need him to remind me of anything, and I start to lift up there.

And...

I wore black stockings very often, and I wore them three times in just two days in Oxford.

Then

Liu Yun'er glanced down, and suddenly a bold idea popped up in her mind, although she had already let it go, she couldn't let the big fool grasp it all casually, and she had to torture him well.

Listen to the big fool say that Manchester has two teams, and it has always been called... Manchester City Football Club, while another team called... Manchester United Football Club, it's better to just...

Then

The big goblin bit his lip lightly, and began to struggle inwardly, and eventually... She made up her mind and did just that... After all, he couldn't stand a football, and he actually occupied such a high position in Lin Fan's heart.

Although Liu Yun'er is an excellent physicist, she is also a multi-faceted expert like Lin Fan, who can do almost everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but these special talents are the same as her ballet and yoga, not very proficient, and have only reached the level of learning.

Initially

The idea of the big goblin is there, to draw the team logo of Manchester City and Manchester United, and to give him whatever team he likes to support... Of course, you can't be half-hearted, you can only give him a team, and as a result... After seeing the logos of Manchester City and Manchester United, that idea was completely shattered.

It's too difficult to do.

But

Liu Yun'er, who was smart in ice and snow, asked for the team's sticker at the front desk of the hotel... Don't want money for the free kind.

in a word

Everything is ready, just wait for the arrival of your man.

now

The big goblin wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, while the air conditioner kept blowing cold air, picked up the mobile phone on the side, checked the time, and there was still more than an hour...

"Ugh..."

"Why haven't you come back?"

...

A fan bar,

A group of local Manchester United fans have seen what a macho man is, and the macho man from the East in front of him has drunk nearly a third of the people in the bar with the power of one person, and what is even more terrifying is... He didn't seem to be drunk, just a bit of a frequency to the toilet.

That's right

This macho man from the East is Lin Fan, under the cultivation of his father-in-law and uncle, his alcohol consumption has increased by leaps and bounds, you must know that the Iron Triangle is usually 53 degrees of Moutai, and suddenly changing this low-degree beer is simply relaxed and pleasant.

I can't stand this stomach,

At this time, Lin Fan felt that the moonlight next to his moon was about to explode.

But looking at the foreigners lying on the table in front of him, Lin Fan was very proud in his heart, at first these people had a little contempt in their eyes, and now... All dry on the table, if the members of the Iron Triangle gather, everyone in this bar counts as one, don't think about leaving soberly.

“...”

"Lin Fan... You're too good at drinking, aren't you?" Guo Hai looked at Lin Fan with a flushed face, and said cautiously: "No one dares to come to us now..."

"Humph!"

"Drinking... The sons and daughters of China have never lost. Lin Fan's tone was a little tough, after all, the strength was there, and he said: "Call Lao Maozi to come... I can also do it with them, and the vodka is between 40 and 60 degrees, and the 96 degrees of eaux-de-vie, and that thing can't be drunk directly, it can only be used as a blend. ”

"So..."

"I usually drink 53 degrees of Moutai, and to some extent, I can dry it. Lin Fan said with a proud face: "You go and ask the people in this bar, who else can fight with me?"

As soon as the voice fell,

Lin Fan burped, and suddenly became a frosted eggplant, completely wilted.

"Xiao Guo Xiao Chen..."

"Can you take me to the door of the hotel later?" Lin Fan asked with a wistful expression.

"No problem. ”

"But I'm more worried now, will you be able to get up tomorrow?" asked Chen Dayu.

Lin Fan nodded and said seriously, "No problem." ”

subsequently

Guo Hai and Chen Dayu escorted Lin Fan to the hotel where he was staying, and for a long time... The two carried Lin Fan to the door of the hotel.

"Go back, I can go in myself." ”

Lin Fan stood at the door and said to Guo Hai and Chen Dayu, who were escorting him: "Let's go watch the game together tomorrow." ”

“...”

"Are you sure you can do it?" asked Guo Hai with a frown.

"Oops..."

"Of course, no problem. Lin Fan waved his hand and said casually, "I'll go first." ”

After that,

Go straight to the elevator.

Soon Lin Fan arrived at the door of his room, due to the influence of alcohol, Lin Fan's action of taking out the room card was a little slow, he took out the bank card and swiped it for a long time, and looked at the wrong one, and hurriedly changed it before opening the door.

meanwhile

Liu Yun'er in the room was waiting for the flowers to thank her, and suddenly heard a strange noise at the door, which instantly made her heart tremble.

"Oops!"

"Why is it so cold?"

"Damn... Baby, what's going on with you, how did you get the room temperature to 20 degrees?"

Lin Fan's slightly surprised voice reached Liu Yun'er's ears, and he said with a little annoyance: "Of course it's because... Because I'm hot!"

"Do you have a fever?"

"Not adapted?" Lin Fan did not go to the living room, but walked into the bathroom as soon as possible.

“...”

"It's not..."Liu Yun'er pouted and squeaked, "Anyway... You'll find out why I'm so hot in a minute, anyway. ”

Then

Liu Yun'er pulled the quilt, wrapped herself a little tighter, and quietly waited for Lin Fan's arrival.

Wait, wait, wait, wait

never waited for Lin Fan's arrival.

"Stupid?" Liu Yun'er asked in a low voice, "Did you fall into the toilet?"

"Nope..."

"I'm watching short videos. Lin Fan said casually.

"You..."

"Can you hurry up?" Liu Yun'er was a little anxious in her words.

"Oh..."

Lin Fan didn't notice anything unusual, sitting on the toilet by himself, playing with his mobile phone.

It's not the first time that Liu Yun'er has been annoyed by Lin Fan's grinding behavior, except for bullying himself, the rest of this guy is like this, always unhurried... It seems that the sky has nothing to do with him.

Waited another ten minutes,

Liu Yun'er was about to lose control, and asked angrily, "Okay?"

"Hmm..."

"Alright, alright. Lin Fan shouted.

however

I thought it was really good, but I didn't see anyone for half a day.

"Aren't you okay?" asked Liu Yun'er, "What about people?"

"My leg is numb. ”

"You let me slow down. Lin Fan said with a hint of helplessness.

Liu Yun'er sighed, and a hysterical and helpless emotion welled up in her heart.

Alas...

If I am guilty, please punish me with the law.

Instead of sending this creature over to torture me...

Sick of it!

"Baby?"

"I'll take a shower!" Lin Fan shouted.

"Hmm..."

Liu Yun'er answered, after all, she would have to lie down in it later.

soon

Lin Fan wore a pair of big pants, walked out slowly, looked up and saw the big goblin who had wrapped himself very tightly, and immediately felt a little confused, and asked, "What are you doing?" Adjust the room temperature to 20 degrees, and then wrap yourself in the quilt. ”

"You have to take care of it!"

"Come up quickly!" Liu Yun'er glared and said angrily.

"Oh..."

Lin Fan got on the bed unhurriedly, but then there was no quilt cover.

"Baby?"

"I'm a little cold. Lin Fan said helplessly: "Can you give me a little quilt?"

“...”

"Is it cold?" Liu Yun'er glanced at Lin Fan, who was lying beside her shivering, and said with a hint of shyness: "Then do you want to be covered in the body... Heat up the fire?"

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?" Lin Fan looked at the big goblin curiously, his face full of confusion.

Liu Yun'er bit her lip gently, at this time, the big goblin's mind was engaged in a fierce struggle, and she understood that once she stepped out today... There may never be a turning back.

ultimately

The heart is horizontal,

A bite of the teeth,

Ben fairy... Get out!

The next second,

Lin Fan's eyes widened and he looked at this scene in horror.

A fairyland on earth, but that's it!

......