Chapter Ninety-Six: Non-Primates

"Your eldest brother and I can't live anymore, I'm going to climb the Himalayas, and we will meet again in this life. "Brother Si Nian called Brother Chao, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he had no beginning and no end in this life and the next life.

"Didn't you just come to Beijing and didn't tell you?

"Ahh

"I'm just out of the grades, come and talk to Chaochao, and I'm going to go back to fill in the volunteer soon. "Chao Changchang came to Beijing this time, just to share with Yun Chaochao this moment of the college entrance examination scores.

At this point in time of this day, it is actually not very important, but my girlfriend especially takes this matter to heart, and Chao Changchang thinks that he should surprise his girlfriend.

"I'm going back soon, but I haven't gone back yet, you hurry up and come out to accompany your big brother Sinian to get drunk. ”

"I'll just have so much time, let's accompany my girlfriend first, your Himalayan or Everest's extreme mountaineering is not suitable for me, I suggest you find a senior sister to accompany you." ”

"Don't mention Senior Sister to me, if you mention it, I'll beat you, I can't beat Senior Sister and I can't beat you?" Si Nian's words made him grit his teeth.

"It's to the point where you want to beat your senior sister, is it so serious?"

"I can't bear it, but I just can't be angry!" Si Nian was a little excited.

"What's the anger? Senior sister doesn't care about you?"

"What's the matter if you ignore me, it's not been a year or two since she ignored me, but she's actually found a boyfriend! If my senior sister were a man, I would definitely beat me more than 800 times. ”

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[Senior sister if it's a man], how do you say such words?

The brain circuit is so strange that it is a bit jaw-dropping.

The tide is long and long and speechless + poor + speechless.

Fortunately, as soon as Brother Si Nian's conversation box opened, he didn't need a response from the elder brother of Chaochang, and he was able to continue the topic on his own: "Senior sister's eyes should really go to the doctor." She didn't even look at me when I was so handsome in front of her, and it was unreasonable to find someone that was more crooked than a melon and cracked than a jujube. ”

Chao Changchang can especially imagine what Si Nian looked like when he said this.

Holding the phone in his hand, sitting on a chair, leaning forward slightly with his upper body, and saying unreasonable, word by word.

The hand that does not hold the phone turns into a knife and slashes at once when he says a word.

"Well, you have time to take Senior Sister to have a look. "The tide grows and grows to Si Nianshun.

"If you find someone like you, who is only a little more handsome than me, forget it. Do you know what she's looking for?" Brother Sinian had a lot to say.

"What kind of?" "The tide is long and the trend shows a curiosity beyond the actual degree.

"With eyes smaller than a grain of rice, a nose bigger than a peach, and a mouth as thin as potato chips, I just don't know how to get compatible. ”

"Uh, your senior sister likes primates, right?" Chao Changchang couldn't think of humans or any animal that was more similar to humans from Si Nian's description.

"Ahh I've seen it several times, and if I don't go to extreme sports for a few days, I'm going to fight with non-primates. ”

"It's easy to get demerit in a fight at school, and if you get expelled, then the family is closer to the water. Chao Chang persuaded him.

"Then can't I just go away and find a place to vent? I really want to hit someone, you know? If you don't stop me, I'll just go and fight." ”

will threaten people with the fact that he is going to fight, and it is estimated that only Brother Si Nian will be.

Si Nian, who Chao Chang has known for a long time, is really good at fighting.

He is especially good at organizing group fights.

On the first day of junior high school, if it weren't for the tide Changchang to stop him, Si Nian, a person from high school, would have fought five, six, seven, or eight times.

The tide grows and grows, and it must be persuaded.

Chao Chang came over this time, originally wanting to get tired of his girlfriend.

It hadn't been two minutes before he was pulled in to talk to the head of the department.

Its specifications are so high that even the provincial champions, who are 11 points taller than the tide, are beyond the reach of the dust.

There are two reasons why Chao Chang Chang received an oversized reception.

The first is because of the Yun Dynasty.

Even when he arrived at Tsinghua Architecture, Yun Chaochao was still a proper scholar.

Everyone who was admitted to Tsinghua University was a top student among his classmates in his high school days.

After arriving at Tsinghua University, everything went to zero.

The results of middle school and the college entrance examination have all become floating clouds.

When I was in high school, the classmates around the top students who were admitted to Tsinghua University would deeply feel the crushing of IQ.

After arriving at Tsinghua University, the cards were reshuffled, and many people changed from crushing others to being crushed.

In this regard, Yun Chaochao has always been at the top of the food chain.

Not long after he entered, Yun Chaochao asked for leave one after another, and became the target of the counselors and teachers' key "targeting".

The monitoring lasted only one semester, and the teachers found that this student, who had been on leave, did not submit any homework late, and did not fall out of the top three in exams.

The two subjects did not take the first place, all because the teacher added the usual grades.

Yun Chaochao was deducted from attendance.

Yun Chaochao is very fond of professors of various subjects.

At the beginning of the school year, Yun Chaochao often asked for leave except for the name of a national champion, and there was not much special place.

By the end of the first semester, Yun Chaochao became famous in an instant.

Even if the teacher occasionally doesn't remember which student the name corresponds to, just by looking at the words on the paper, he will already remember it.

The words of Yun Chaochao are definitely master-level.

Looking at the content again, it is simply the template that the teachers of each subject want, or can they directly copy the one for circulation in the next few sessions.

The second reason for the over-standard treatment is Ge Gongming.

This year's provincial champion is actually YC International's, Ge Gongming's outstanding student.

It stands to reason that people from the admissions offices of Tsinghua University and Peking University came over, and as teachers, they must be students like the top students.

That's pretty much the way it was in previous years.

The people in the admissions office are already familiar with Ge Gongming.

But this time, Ge Gongming was unusual, and it became a long and long tide.

I can't wait to start talking about it from the first grade of Chaochangchang Elementary School.

He won the first prize of the Intel International Science and Engineering Grand Prix, and as long as the fourth prize has met the registration conditions of Tsinghua's independent enrollment.

Chao Changchang's award level can directly participate in Tsinghua's winter camp, but Chao Changchang missed it in Switzerland at that time.

The Department of Architecture requires art skills, and Chaochang's skills are good enough to be directly admitted to the Academy of Fine Arts.

Finally, Ge Gongming and specially said that Chao Changchang and Yun Chaochao are a couple.

When Ge Gongming talks about his own divine beasts, his eyes will glow, which is even more dazzling than falling in love and finding a girlfriend.

Plus the offer of Cambridge in the long hand of the tide.

Properly, as long as you recruit it, you will be the first person to speak at the opening ceremony.

After Chao Changchang returned to YC to go to school, he replaced the original mobile phone card.

However, when he went to Beijing this time, he only stayed at the number that few people knew when the accident occurred at home.

The people in the admissions office of Tsinghua University were afraid that the cooked "intestines" would fly or be snatched away by Peking University next door, so they directly called Yun Chaochao's mobile phone.

Chao Changchang, who has not yet enrolled in school and has not yet chosen a major, can ignore the invitation of the department dean, Yun Chaochao, a little budding who has not finished his freshman year, can only honestly bring the person the department head wants to see in front of him.

It's hard enough to grow the tide.

came all the way to surprise his girlfriend, and before he could say a word, he was recruited to the department chair's office.

finally finished chatting, and before he could hold his hands together, he was caught by Si Nian's phone.

obviously didn't do anything bad, but he was accused by his brother.

It's nothing to complain, if you really ignore it, Si Nian fights and is ordered to drop out of school or something, and his father can directly break his leg with a crushed fracture.

It's just that I want to fly over and simply make an appointment, why is it so difficult?

Yun Chaochao saw that Chao Chang hung up the phone and began to worry about Si Nian, so he simply called a lock Yiren directly.

"Senior Sister Yiren, I heard that you have a boyfriend? You still look ......" Yun Chaochao is a particularly direct girl.

It's not so direct that you can directly use the adjective.

"Who did you listen to?" Suo Yiren was the Yun Dynasty.

"Si Nian. Yun Chao replied.

"He came to you specifically to tell you this?" the Suoyi people were surprised.

Si Nian and Yun Chaochao are basically unconnected.

Suo Yiren said several times that Yun Chaochao had invited her and Si Nian to eat at the Tsinghua 10,000-person canteen, and she should find an opportunity to invite her back.

Si Nian firmly disagreed.

He was a man of particular principles.

The brother's wife is welcome...... It's absolutely impossible.

Keep your distance, you can't invite you to dinner, and you can't make one-way contact.

If you can say that stinginess is so noble and reasonable, it is probably Si Nian.

Brother Sinian is so strange.

He can not hesitate to lend all the seven-figure New Year's money to Chao Changchang, and he can also watch the live broadcast of the game and brush all kinds of gifts, but he just doesn't like to invite people to dinner, even if it's just the school cafeteria.

Yun Chaochao didn't ask Suoyi if he liked Si Nian.

After all, it's not cooked to that extent.

The key is to lock one person and Si Nian, one teacher and one student.

Even Si Nian himself never thought about falling in love before graduating from college.

The fact that Senior Sister Yiren suddenly has a boyfriend is definitely a huge blow to a person like Si Nian who is narcissistic to the summit of Mount Everest.

"No, he's talking to my boyfriend on the phone, and he's talking about a fight at this moment, and he seems to be planning to find someone to join him, if my sister really has a boyfriend, let him be careful. ”

Yun Chaochao has always known that Si Nian is unreliable.

It's already very unreliable under normal circumstances, and if there are really any special circumstances, maybe something earth-shattering will be done.

"Your boyfriend is here, I've heard you say that your boyfriend is all kinds of excellent all day long, I haven't had a chance to meet him yet, you take him out, I asked my boyfriend to invite you to dinner." "Senior Sister Yiren said a lot of things clearly.

The call that Yun Chaochao made to the Suoyi people and the phone call from Chao Changchang's side were carried out simultaneously.

Yun Chaochao said that he would ask the tide first, and then give a reply later.

After hanging up the phone, Yun Chaochao told Chao Changchang about Senior Sister Yiren's invitation, and Si Nian on the other end of the phone simply exploded on the spot after listening to it.

How can his senior sister Yiren have a boyfriend?

If you really want to find it, why don't you find someone more handsome than him?

Senior sister deserves the best.

∡ there is no one more handsome in this world than him.

∴Senior Sister Yiren must be Si Nian's.

After listening to it, Chao Chang made a decision: "Next time, you and senior sister say that next time you have time to eat together." ”

"Ah, hey, do you still have your eldest brother Si Nian in your eyes? With such a good opportunity to observe the rival at close range, how can little brother Chao not help the eldest brother fight for it?" Si Nian wanted to eat this meal very much.

The people of Suoyi have been out of thought for many days.

Otherwise, Si Nian would not be in a hurry to climb Everest.

Of course, that is, to think about it.

Although Si Nian is an expert in extreme sports, Mount Everest is not a mountain that enthusiasts can climb if they want to.

"How do you fight for this?" Chao Changchang felt that this matter was beyond his ability.

"Since my sister is embarrassed to invite her non-primate boyfriend, whose eyes are smaller than a grain of rice, whose nose is bigger than a peach, and whose mouth is as thin as a potato chip, to dinner, she must choose a restaurant that is so expensive that it hurts to the flesh. I don't even want to invite a meal, and I'm embarrassed to have a girlfriend?"

Si Nian's meaning is already obvious, he not only wants to eat with Chao Changchang.

He still has to eat.

After Chao Chang hung up Si Nian's phone, he discussed it with Yun Chaochao.

As soon as Si Nian's stubborn temper comes up, he often doesn't go through his brain too much.

Especially when it comes to the Suoi.

Instead of worrying about Si Nian getting into a fight with Senior Sister Yiren's boyfriend every now and then.

It's better to take advantage of the fact that the tide is still in Beijing, and come face-to-face.

Love is probably the most mysterious thing in this world.

Most people will encounter it, but everyone will encounter it differently.

Chao Changchang is also a little curious about the Suoyi people.

What is the senior sister who has made Si Nian like for so many years?

Strictly speaking, he has been harassed by Si Nian for so many years.

Si Nian was only in his first year of junior high school when he was [assigned] to YC International by his father because of [harassment] of Suoyiren.

According to the age of the beginning of love, Si Nian should be an [old-timer] on the road of love.

Why have they all been caught up in college, or have they made no progress at all?

Chao Chang Chang had booked a restaurant before he came, and planned to make a formal appointment with Yun Chaochao.

Brother Si Nian is so chaotic, as a younger brother of others, Chao Changchang can't ignore it.

I had to ask Yun Chaochao to ask Suo Yiren if he would like to go to Chaochangchang's restaurant: "Senior Sister Yiren, can you let my boyfriend have a treat this time?"