The first thing I did when I got back to the room was to open the food reserve at home, and as a result... Lin Fan found that his instant noodles were gone, and there were only three bags of instant noodles left, which were actually the same... It's just that Lin Fan is too lazy to wash the dishes, after all, it's very troublesome to eat.

But...

A scientist once said that the development of this world is driven by a group of lazy people, Lin Fan invented a technology that can eat bagged instant noodles without a bowl, which is actually very simple... Tear open the mouth of the instant noodles, put the seasoning packet inside, then pour hot water into the bag, pinch the mouth and wait for the noodles to be cooked and eaten.

It's a pity that this technology has huge flaws, and the thief is particularly hot...

"Ugh..."

"What should I do?"

"Why don't you order takeout? "Even if Lin Fan is a smart woman, but when there is no rice, there is nothing he can do, and finally he used the power of the Internet to choose today's dinner on the 'Are you full', in fact, Lin Fan wants to eat pizza, but this price... Slightly more expensive.

Just as he was about to order the cheapest rice bowl, Liu Yun'er's WeChat message popped up on the phone screen.

Yun: Do you have any food?

Wardday Nivisenmo Ramoshuai: No, I'm going to order takeout.

Cloud:...

Cloud: Open the door!

Yes?

What opens the door?

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, hurriedly ran to the door, and saw through the cat's eye that there was really a refrigerator standing at the door.

Secretly opened a crack in the door, and Lin Fan looked through this gap and asked Liu Yun'er, "Is there something wrong?"

"Order me takeout. Liu Yun'er said expressionlessly: "I want to eat pizza!"

"You..."

"Won't you do it yourself?" Lin Fan said helplessly.

"No!" Liu Yun'er will not have a trace of righteousness, as if it is a natural thing not to use the APP to order takeout.

“...”

Lin Fan opened his mouth, looked at Liu Yun'er in front of him, and thought that his wallet was a little shy, and said shyly: "Why don't you order a twelve-inch pizza?" It just so happens that I haven't eaten either, and it just so happens that I want to eat pizza too." ”

"Whatever!"

"Eat in your room. Liu Yun'er said indifferently: "Get out of the way, I want to go in!"

"Excuse me!"

"If you eat in my room, you need to pay for the use of the room, or else... I'll waive your room fee. Lin Fan watched the refrigerator's face get darker and darker, and said helplessly: "Okay... I confess, I don't have any money left. ”

"I'm please!"

"Get out of the way!" Liu Yun'er said calmly.

"Okay~"

"Guest officer, please!" Lin Fan opened the door with a smile and welcomed Liu Yun'er into his room.

Lin Fan's room is quite neat, which is related to his own obsessive-compulsive disorder, he can't stand the irregular symmetry, which causes Lin Fan to often be hit when he is on the road... For example, a road paved with green tiles suddenly has a red... I can't wait to dig up that brick.

"Let's order... Pizza Hut's 12-inch pizza set. Lin Fan said: "It's quite cheap... It's only eighty-nine yuan, and it's discounted!"

"No way!"

"Order the thick-cut Wagyu beef pizza at the XXX shop. Liu Yun'er sat on the chair solemnly and said to Lin Fan: "Give me another glass of skim milk, you can drink whatever you want." ”

Because he had no money on him, Lin Fan's confidence was also a lot less, so he silently searched for the store that the refrigerator said, and then... He was frightened by the price inside, in one word... Expensive, two words... Is it really that expensive?

"it!"

"What kind of marinated naan is this?" Lin Fan asked in confusion, "The cheapest one is more than two hundred?"

"Point!"

Liu Yun'er's answer was very simple, she didn't back down because of the price, but was more determined to order the pizza in this restaurant, and she didn't know why... Anyway, seeing Lin Fan's unbelievable expression, Liu Yun'er felt very happy.

A thickly cut Wagyu beef pizza is eight hundred and ninety-nine, and if you add a drink, it is almost nine hundred and fifty yuan, and Lin Fan paid the money with Huabei...

"Alright. ”

"You transfer me nine hundred and sixty-five yuan, because I paid with Huabei, and there is an installment fee, and you pay for this part. Lin Fan said.

“...”

Not to mention,

Liu Yun'er is used to it, this guy has to repay more than 1,600 yuan in installments for three years, what else can't be done?

afterwards

Lin Fan received a transfer from Liu Yun'er, a total of 1,000 yuan... According to Liu Yun'er's words, the extra 35 yuan should be regarded as a tip... This made Lin Fan angry, why did he ask him for takeout so late?

During the time of waiting for takeout, the atmosphere in the room was a little weird, Lin Fan and Liu Yun'er did not speak to each other, and both sides were waiting for the other to speak.

In the end, Lin Fan couldn't help it, and asked in a low voice, "Eldest sister..."

"Call me Liu Yun'er. Liu Yun'er said calmly.

"Sister Liu Yun'er..."

Suddenly

The temperature of the room dropped sharply, and Liu Yun'er glanced at Lin Fan, revealing a faint murderous aura in her eyes.

“...”

"I just wanted to ask... Which field of physics are you engaged in?" Lin Fan asked.

"Quantum mechanics in theoretical physics. Liu Yun'er said indifferently: "However, in my experiments, I am biased towards condensed matter physics, nuclear physics and high-energy physics. ”

"Oh!"

Lin Fan nodded, he himself was in another world, he studied the theory of relativity, but then he became an all-rounder, but this all-round is limited to the scope of science, in literature... Lin Fan's attainments are very shallow, so he can understand popular novels.

"What about you?" Liu Yun'er asked, "What field are you engaged in?"

"Me?"

"The leader in the field of eating and waiting for death!" Lin Fan smiled: "No one knows how to eat and wait for death better than me." ”

Liu Yun'er snorted coldly, she was too lazy to deal with this kind of dishonest scumbag, she was obviously capable, but she was willing to work as a temporary worker in the library.

"By the way, are you with a team?" Lin Fan had heard from Liang Xuchao before that Liu Yun'er's main task in school was to lead a scientific research team, and teaching was only her part-time job, and now Lin Fan wanted to know what stage the world's cutting-edge physics level was.

"Yes!"

"At the moment my team is working with another team to study droplet condensation. Liu Yun'er said calmly: "You don't understand. ”

Lin Fan smiled and said shyly: "Promote condensation and the consequent heat transfer method..."

Hearing Lin Fan's explanation, Liu Yun'er's 10,000-year-old refrigerator face showed a slight surprise, looked at the man in front of her, and said, "You... You know everything?!"

"Just kidding!"

"No one knows droplet condensation better than I do. Lin Fan smiled and said, "I am the king of understanding!"

At this moment,

Lin Fan's mobile phone rang, breaking the atmosphere at the moment.

"Hello?"

"Is it Mr. Lin?"

"I'm the manager of the XXX store, I'm sorry to inform you, the twelve-inch thick-cut Wagyu pizza is gone, why don't you get two six-inch ones?"

Lin Fan didn't care, he just felt a little helpless, he didn't expect that the joke on the Internet would happen to him, and when he was about to explain the formula of the circle area, Lin Fan suddenly discovered... Liu Yun'er in front of him seems to have exploded!

Also...

The other party not only insulted IQ, but also insulted the title of Xueba.

however

Lin Fan would never have thought that Liu Yun'er would do such a thing...

......