Chapter 861: Talking Cross Talk (I) I wish everyone a happy Lantern Festival
It's too late to prepare a coat, the three of them can only choose to wear the current clothes on stage, when to go on stage is still very particular, the peak means to open or as a finale, Lao Guo feels that there is no need, it was originally a temporary idea to come according to the standard of unexpected surprises. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The order of appearance is arranged in the middle, and after it is determined, Xiaofeng can finally listen to cross talk with peace of mind, there is less and less innovation in the cross talk world, and even after listening to several Xiaofeng, they are quite familiar, the basic structure is the same, but the details are different, some are changed because the people who say it are different, and some are simply slips of the tongue.
If cross talk wants to develop, it must continue to innovate, if it has been maintained as it is now, it can only be prosperous and declining, the reason why Lao Guo became famous at the beginning was because of those few self-created jokes, and Yunde Club became famous because the art form of cross talk has declined, and many people have not heard much cross talk at all, and Yunde Club happened to carry the flag of cross talk at this point in time, which accounted for the time.
Although Yanjing is not the birthplace of cross talk, it is definitely the center of China's economy and culture, which occupies the geographical advantage, and then counts the green and yellow in the cross talk world, and the older generation who are a little famous are not coming out.
Although most of the things are still traditional, but a lot of new things have been added to the paragraph, and now the proportion of cross talk performance middle schools is getting bigger and bigger, which is very helpless and sad, although the easy to become famous of "learning" is a complaint under artistic processing, but there is some truth.
Xiao Feng watched Zhang Yunlei sing the Legend of the White Snake again, and that enchanting appearance made Xiao Feng have a toothache.
The first team has the pair of Gao Feng and Luan Yunping, but Xiaofeng still feels that the performance of the second team is more interesting, not only because of Xiao Yue Yuehuo, but also because of the overall and stronger than the first team.
Deyun Club's cross talk actors have always been a mystery about how much money they can make a month, Xiaofeng is also very curious about this, unfortunately this kind of thing is not easy to inquire casually, Xiaofeng once analyzed, at least the first few years of performing on stage, it is absolutely only possible to maintain food and clothing, which is similar to the apprenticeship.
Lao Guo has been fighting a war of words with those former apprentices for a long time, the public says that the public is reasonable, the mother says that the mother is reasonable, Xiaofeng feels that it is meaningless who is wrong and who is right, since the matter is a foregone conclusion, don't hurt each other anymore, of course, if Lao Guo is using this way to hype the routine, it will be too deep.
Stand-up comedy is already difficult to see on the stage of Yunde Club, Lao Guo has said a lot before, but now Lao Guo doesn't say it anymore, stand-up is difficult to say not only because stand-up has higher requirements for cross talk actors, but also because a person says that there must be high popularity as a foreshadowing, or who wants to watch it if you are not alone.
Xiao Feng didn't think it would be long before it was the turn of the three of them to go on stage, a performance was basically about four hours, so it would only take two hours?
After the host finished saying, "Lao Guo and Yu Qian are invited below", the audience paused for a moment, and then broke out into great cheers, but when Lao Guo and Yu Qian appeared, the cheers turned into boos again.
"Girl, are these flowers for us? Lao Guo teased when he saw someone sending flowers, their performance was added temporarily, and this flower is estimated to be prepared by this female audience to give to others.
The female audience who was ridiculed by Lao Guo said loudly that they would buy it later, and after receiving several gifts in a row, Lao Guo and Yu Qian returned to the table.
"I can't say anything else, thank you for your love, I thought I could get cash by a surprise attack, but I didn't expect to get flowers, and this gift, it was written for Guo Heming, is it appropriate to give it to me like this?"
To be honest, Lao Guo is quite still thinking about Yunde Club when he first founded the meeting, he said cross talk in the teahouse, and the audience will give cash as a reward when they are happy, and they can be happy for a long time with a hundred yuan, but now they can't find the feeling at that time when they give Lao Guo 1 million.
"There was no performance for the two of us today, you see we didn't even bring performance clothes, we came up wearing this, I feel a little disrespectful to the stage, please forgive me, a friend has to come to the scene to listen to cross talk, our two brothers came together, after listening to a while, my friend has to go on the stage in person to experience the feeling of talking about cross talk, friends beg each other, and Lao Guo I am a very righteous person, so I can only accompany my friend with Brother Qian to let him experience it. "Lao Guo's strongest ability is to shake the pot, obviously he proposed it, and now it has become Xiaofeng's itchy heart is unbearable, and he is conquered by the charm of cross talk.
As soon as Lao Guo said this, the audience let out a great boo, on the stage of Yunde Club, the cross talk actors can't praise themselves and beautify themselves, or they will definitely get boos from the audience.
"I said that you guys are enough, I can be regarded as adding a game with you, it is not bad to care about you asking for ticket money, and you still boo me, is there any heavenly reason, I still sent the wrong welfare?" Lao Guo complained with a dissatisfied face.
"Hey, you can stop for a while, and then say that the audience should refund the tickets in a while. Teacher Yu stopped Lao Guo, who was staring, of course, what he said was definitely that he was afraid that Lao Guo's death would not be tragic enough.
"If you want to refund the ticket, there is no way, the purpose of our Yunde Club is to do anything, but not to give a refund. In the full field of refunds, Lao Guo showed a very annoying smile and said very firmly.
"I said you're okay, everyone has been waiting in the background for a long time, do you want to come up and have a good time, or do people want to come up, you wait to distinguish the priority. "Today's protagonist is Xiaofeng, this protagonist didn't come up, Lao Guo interacted with the audience for a long time, and it was not good to delay too much time.
"Oh~~, it turns out that people haven't come on stage yet, my friend, you come up quickly. Lao Guo pretended to be flustered for a while, saying that he only found out that the two of them were there, and then dragged a Peking Opera accent and shouted Xiaofeng to come to the stage.
"Hey, I said is there anyone backstage, where have you been, my friend?" Xiao Feng didn't go on stage, and Lao Guo asked after waiting for the audience's laughter.
"It can't be that you fell asleep the day after tomorrow, right?, why don't we two go and have a look?" Yu Qian wondered what Xiaofeng was playing.
"Don't go, it's just right without him, just the two of us, my food and clothing parents, do you think it's good?" has been doing variety shows for so long, Lao Guo is no stranger to this kind of impromptu effect, compared to Lao Guo Yu, teacher is much worse in this regard.
"I didn't hear you, can you be louder? Lao Guo was not very satisfied with the shouting, and encouraged the audience to shout again, Xiaofeng walked out with a tired face in the shouting, if he didn't come out again, it was estimated that there would be nothing wrong with Xiaofeng, and the effect would be fine.
Xiaofeng walked between Lao Guo and Yu Qian, yawned and pretended to be very sleepy, and then arched his hand to the audience, and then Xiaofeng looked at Lao Guo directly, waiting for Lao Guo to help introduce himself.
"Let me introduce to the ranks, this is my friend Luo Fengen, who only got off the plane at noon today, and then was pulled by me to have a meal, it is estimated that this is like sleeping, he usually eats and sleeps and eats, please forgive me. Lao Guo was so simple that he couldn't have simply introduced Xiaofeng, only introduced the name and nothing else, and then equated Xiaofeng with a pig.
"Hello everyone. Xiaofeng yelled and arched his hand, and let Lao Guo continue to speak.
"Oh, it's so loud, it scared me, my friend, I tell you, my heart is not very good, if you scare me into the hospital, you can't get out of the theater door. Lao Guo made a frightened look and then complained about Xiaofeng.
"Hey, I said you wait, did you introduce someone like this?" Yu Qian hugged Xiaofeng upset.
"What's wrong with me? Is there anything wrong with what I introduced?" Lao Guo asked with a puzzled expression, his fruitless and innocent expression made people look at it.
"Did you introduce the introducer like that? just a name?" Yu Qian asked helplessly
"Then how should I introduce it? surname, name, where do you come from, where are you going, how many people are in the family, how many acres of land per capita, how many cows are in the field. So I won't be able to check the household registration?" Lao Guo also replied helplessly, as if it was a helpless move to introduce it like this.
"Otherwise, let's let Feng En introduce himself, or if it comes out of your Lao Guo's mouth, it's like introducing passer-by, and you're not afraid of other people's fans hacking you on the Internet. "Yu Qian looks like a senior brother is good for you.
"Hey, he still has fans, I don't know, I'm swollen, am I afraid of the dark? Let me tell you, I used to sing Cao Cao in white without makeup, you are looking at me like this. Lao Guo began to blacken himself again.
"From white to a little black fat man, the only thing that remains unchanged is treacherous and vicious. Without waiting for Teacher Yu to pick up, Xiaofeng opened his mouth to speak, listening to the cross talk of Yunde Club, Xiaofeng listened to the most is the trick black Lao Guo, and he couldn't hold back for a while and opened his mouth Xiaohei.
"It's still not good friends, but we can still have fun together. Lao Guo yelled at Xiaofeng angrily.
"Feng En, you too, why do you always tell the truth, no one likes to hear the truth these days. "It's not so much that Teacher Yu is persuading the fight, but rather adding fuel and vinegar, Lao Guo pretended to go back to the backstage in anger, and Yu Qian stopped him on the side.
"The two of them left just right, and I will perform a stand-up comedy for you, and the name of the cross talk is on dwarf black. When I heard Xiaofeng say that I wanted to perform a stand-up comedy, Lao Guo and Yu Qian returned to the microphone, and when I heard the talk about dwarf and black, Yu Qian almost didn't laugh, Xiaofeng was so bad, this poisonous mouth was comparable to Lao Guo.
Lao Guo condemned Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng apologized, and then started to get along again.
"It was just a joke between our friends, don't take it seriously. Lao Guo explained with an embarrassed face, in exchange for a very familiar boo.
"The joke is over, it's officially started, Feng En, let's introduce yourself. "Lao Guo looks like he is booing me and letting him boo, I have a cheeky look.
"Hello everyone, I'm Korean artist Luo Fengen, and this time I was invited by Mr. Guo to watch cross talk. Xiaofeng's introduction is not much more complicated than Lao Guo's, but he is so lazy that he finally points out the identity of Koreans.
"Feng En, it's not okay for you to introduce you like this, at least you have to say what you do, just like when I introduced myself, I said that I was cross talk actor Yu Qian. Teacher Yu was still dissatisfied with Xiaofeng's self-introduction.
"Then I'll do it again, I'm Korean artist Luo Fengen, who has acted in dramas, sung songs, fixed in variety shows, worked as a model, and played live broadcasts. Xiaofeng looked like he was being taught, and began to introduce himself again.
"Wait, you said that you have acted and sang the national anthem, starred in variety shows and worked as a model, and played live broadcasts, what are you doing, aren't you tired when you are busy with so many things?" Yu Qian interrupted Xiaofeng and asked with a look of disbelief.
"Isn't the competition about comprehensive strength in these years, don't you have four homework for cross talk, and it's normal for me to play a lot. Xiaofeng explained calmly.
"Hey, as a foreign friend, you know a lot about cross talk, so what do you say about the four courses of cross talk?"
"Of course I understand, the four homework of cross talk, eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling. Xiao Feng replied solemnly with his fingers.
"Huh~!, you can stop, you're not talking nonsense, the four lessons of cross talk are about learning to sing, even if there is no video today, you should pay attention to the scale. Yu Qian stopped Xiao Feng's words with a painful face.
"Luo Fengen, I want to remind you that you can't say that Teacher Yu's four hobbies are the four homework of cross talk. "Lao Guo You made fun of Yu Qian.
"Teacher Yu, aren't the four hobbies smoking, drinking, and singing?" asked Xiaofeng with a puzzled expression.
"That's what I said on the surface, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling are facts behind the scenes. Lao Guo popularized the knowledge to Xiaofeng in a "very small" voice, and Xiaofeng also cooperated to make a teachable appearance.
"Let's go, you two hurry up and let me go, can you still talk about cross talk, Lao Guo, why are you talking nonsense when you drink too much, and you Luo Fengen, you came to the stage to say this. Teacher Yu began to stare at him, and Lao Guo and Xiaofeng cooperated very well to make my wrong expression.
"Okay, I'm really not joking this time, to be honest, no one wants to hear it, what kind of world do you say, you can't be too hypocritical. Lao Guo said with emotion after admitting his mistake, and Yu Qian habitually said that what Lao Guo said was for the stage effect.
Xiaofeng asked which wei it was, and Teacher Yu was completely excited, and Teacher Yu said that if he wasn't afraid that Lao Guo would change his partner, he would never say it today, so he wouldn't be so bullying.