Chapter 246 See Kung Fu Again
I just laughed and peed.
Even if there is a spy sneaking in, how can he kill people, do you think the soldiers, the prosecutors, will let you come in with weapons in a flash?
Rebu Jib's stomach hurt with laughter, and tears floated out, and after a long time, he pointed to Nanli's face and said:
"Mr. Nan, are you stupid, or did you not take medicine today? Where do you think the spy below is? What did he use to kill me, did he use a firearm? Do you think that at the military parade of His Majesty the Honorable Lady Monarch, a spy swaggered in carrying a firearm with a range of more than 1,000 meters?"
"Are you joking?"
"Who said you have to use firearms to kill people?" Nanli retorted.
"Oh my God, my dear Mr. Nan, you're not still alive in a fairy tale, are you?" Alababa said to the Magic Mirror: "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, I want Rebu Jib to die!"
After Rebu Jibu forced a smile to finish, he himself couldn't help it, clutched his stomach, and squatted there to laugh as if no one was around.
His words immediately amused all the representatives of the surrounding countries, and they looked at Nanli with contempt one by one. Even Li Jiu's face was a little unbearable, and he secretly sweated for Nan Li in his heart.
Nan Li didn't take it to heart, hooked the corners of his mouth, and quipped:
"Mr. Raybugib, you are so confident, we might as well make a bet, do you see that eagle hovering in the sky?"
Lei Bujib looked at the sky, raised his eyebrows and said, "You won't say, you don't use a firearm to knock it down!"
"Why not? And I will say that the eagle has a mole on its neck, and I am going to hit that mole right away. ”
“......”
The monarch and the representatives of various countries were silent!
“......”
Rebjib looked at the eagle with wide eyes, Nima, what's the mole, are you sure you're not seeing an eyeball?
He didn't speak, just nodded, he was afraid of him opening his mouth, he couldn't help it, and laughed.
"Mr. Raybugib, let's make a bet, if I hit that mole, you have to apologize to me, and beg for mercy on my knees, and if I don't hit, how about it?"
Nanli's words made Lei Bujib "chuckle" in his heart, this bet is related to his dignity...... Reason told him that he couldn't gamble, but he was unwilling, is this obviously a fantasy!
Eventually, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll bet with you." ”
"Very well, you remember what you say. Nanli smiled smugly and slowly took out a ...... from his arms Hey, it's a business card again.
A small business card!
As thin as a cicada's wing, the thickness is no more than 0.1 mm.
Nan Li gently raised the corners of his mouth and looked at Lei Bujib playfully,
"Mr. Raybjib, I'm afraid you're cheating, so I might as well sign this business card. ”
Ray Bujib was a little confused: "What do you mean? You're not going to take down that eagle with this card, are you?"
Nanli nodded.
At this time, everyone looked at each other, a business card, shot down the eagle seven or eight hundred meters away, and hit the mole on the neck?
After hearing this, Lei Bujib took out his pen very happily, and without saying a word, signed his name and handed it over.
Nan Li took the business card, gently squeezed it with both hands, and said while displaying it in front of everyone:
"Everyone, look at it, there is Mr. Raybujib's autograph on it, and I hope you can give us a testimony of our bet just now. ”
"Alright, don't talk endlessly, I'm not going to cheat. Lei Bujib said confidently, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you can hit a bird with a business card, unless the bird is an idiot!
Nan Li imitated the tone of Liu Qian, a magician on the earth, and said:
"Okay, so then it's time to witness the miracle. ”
"Huh"
There was a sound of breaking the air, and everyone only felt that the streamer flashed, and the eagle that was still moving around and playing in the distance just now fell in response.
“......”
Rebu Jib and his friends were stunned, he rubbed his eyes, looked at this scene in disbelief, and roared:
"I don't believe that someone must be making trouble. ”
Galen, who had been staying by the side of the female monarch and quietly protecting the safety of the female monarch, also shook his head at this moment and said softly to the female monarch:
"Your Majesty, it's too fast, and I don't see it clearly, but if it's true, it's terrible. ”
The female monarch nodded and said loudly:
"Two distinguished guests, don't be impulsive yet, I'll ask the soldier to find the eagle back, and we'll see if there's a trick or not. Galen, you go. ”
"Yes. ”
......
......
Soon, Galen walked in with a gray eagle that had not been dead for a long time, this gray eagle was very strangely dead, and it had a milky white piece of paper stuck in its slender neck.
"Your Majesty, I hadn't lost my breath when I saw this eagle, Mr. Nan's piece of paper was so fast that it was inserted into the artery of the corpse in an instant, and even blood did not spill out. ”
Galen was really convinced, put away all his contempt, and now he finally understood that people with such achievements at a young age were definitely not blown out.
Not everyone can break through the limits of human beings and kill eagles with business cards.
Only now did everyone remember the sentence that had just made them laugh at it: "Taking the head of a general in a million armies is like picking up something from a bag." ”
Damn! It turns out that it's not that people are arrogant, but that we are too short of money!
Nan Li gently pulled out the business card from the eagle's neck, and under the red blood donation, the black marker pen signed the four words "Lei Bu Jibu", which was even more dazzling.
Everyone looked at the eagle again, and sure enough, a black mole the size of an ant appeared on the gray neck.
The whole hall was silent, as if a chill had shrouded it. Everyone only felt a cold wind blowing, and their necks were cold and swishing, and they subconsciously shrank their necks.
It's horrible!
Even the female monarch's heart trembled! What kind of skill was this, it was simply a miraculous skill! He didn't even dare to imagine that if there was such a spy at his banquet, it would be so easy to want his own life.
Unless, she doesn't show up on the castle tower when she attends the banquet.
It's not just her, I'm afraid that anyone in the future will have to be polite to Nan Li, because if you provoke Nan Li, who knows when you will be in a different place.
After all, a firearm is easy to guard against, but a small business card is simply impossible to prevent! People can use business cards to kill people, so what about stones, glass balls, ID cards, and bank cards?
There's no way to defend against it!
She sighed in her heart:
"Father is really right, the East is really an ancient and mysterious land, strange people and strange things, hidden dragons and crouching tigers!"
She came back to her senses and said:
"Mr. Nan, can I ask, what kind of martial arts is this?"
"It's a very ordinary martial art, called a snap of a finger. Nan Li said very casually, how to practice the magic power of Peach Blossom Island, he didn't know, anyway, he was nonsense, fooling gringos, it was enough.
"Mr. Rebjib, it's time for you to keep your promise. ”