That's right, Huang Meiyi's best performance is the routine of a typical green tea.

Obviously, he was ambiguous with a man, and he crawled on Liu Jianfeng's body just now, and he touched all over his body, so he had to help Liu Jianfeng stuff his shirt into his pants.

Is it just that friends would do this? It's obviously deliberately ambiguous.

When the man's heart is brought to life, he immediately refuses to go thousands of miles, and says, go back to your girlfriend, will your girlfriend be angry like this? I don't care, you are the best match together, bless you......

In fact, bullshit, this is completely based on retreat, pretending to be pitiful, and seeking perfection, attracting men to feel distressed, this is a high-end heart attack.

I know that other people's girlfriends will be angry, but they always pretend to be weak, and send me home, of course, they just send me home, I don't want your girlfriend to misunderstand, or I'll help you explain? You're so good, why does your girlfriend always lose her temper with you? If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't be so ignorant.

This is the usual trick of green tea, always close and away, pretending to be pitiful, pretending to be innocent, pretending to be weak, such as Huang Meiyi now, just waiting for Liu Jianfeng to rush in and hug her.

But Liu Jianfeng directly raised his middle finger and walked away in a dashing manner.

Green tea can be a, and it all depends on stupid hanging.

There are not so many sand sculpture men who lack hearts and eyes and are fascinated by a few small routines, and all green tea will be good.

Liu Jianfeng is very satisfied with this state, and when he treats beauties, he has to plan for them.

He came to Lin Zirou's office with Xiaoqu sideways, and Xiaoying, the secretary at the door, saw it and subconsciously got up and asked, "Hello sir, may I ask ......?"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly recognized Liu Jianfeng, and suddenly looked amazing: "Mr. Liu, you have changed this set of clothes, it seems that you have changed into a different person, you are so handsome." ”

"Then I wasn't handsome before?" Liu Jianfeng asked rhetorically.

Xiao Ying grinned and said: "I was handsome before, but it was two different feelings, the previous handsome was a little bad, it was the kind of handsome and handsome, but now it looks elegant and handsome." ”

Liu Jianfeng gave a thumbs up and said, "Confidant." ”

"What a confidant, I don't dare, you better go in and see Mr. Lin, she is still losing her temper. Xiaoying stuck out her tongue cutely.

Liu Jianfeng blinked and said, "I'll just go and discharge her." ”

Liu Jianfeng confidently pushed the door in, Lin Zirou was still sitting on the chair and angry, raised her eyes and glanced at it angrily, and suddenly felt a little surprised like Xiaoying.

Liu Jianfeng, who is tall and starry-eyed, is indeed handsome and extraordinary in a high-end suit at this time, but Lin Zirou just said: "Cut, I don't look like a prince when I wear a dragon robe, I can smell your scum when I spray incense and water." ”

Liu Jianfeng scratched his head helplessly, this Lin Zirou's mouth is too hard, her personality is too strong, what she thinks in her heart is completely different from what she says, I really doubt how she did it, will she be schizophrenic after a long time.

And it's not just her, many women will play this set.

Liu Jianfeng smiled slightly, didn't pick up at all, but started by himself and said, "Do you know the difference between a goddess and a green tea?"

Lin Zirou was stunned for a moment, obviously very curious, she was actually very willing to listen to Liu Jianfeng's strange theories, but she just didn't say: "Yo, what goddess and green tea do you care about, in your eyes, it's not only a woman with big breasts, who can let children have healthy milk, look beautiful, and improve family genes." ”

It's really annoying to chat with such a hard-mouthed woman, but most men will choose to be patient, Liu Jianfeng smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, the goddess and the green tea still have a lot in common, first of all, they both have extraordinary appearances, they are all disliked by the same sex, and they both have many suitors."

The green tea will not refuse all those who come, and maintains a close relationship with each suitor, treating everyone as a spare tire and resource.

The goddess is different, they are cold and arrogant, if they don't like it, they will directly reject people thousands of miles away, without giving the slightest chance, and in the face of the people they like, they will also have different hearts, remain reserved, try to hide their inner thoughts, and wait for the other party's further pursuit. ”

Lin Zirou was speechless when she said this, because it is true, when she was in college before, there was a female classmate with green tea, both of whom were at the school flower level, but as Liu Jianfeng said, there is a huge contrast in the treatment of suitors.

The girl not only does not refuse suitors, but also maintains an ambiguous relationship with everyone, there is a dead chase in the school, almost her meal ticket in school, there is a middle-aged uncle who drives a luxury car outside the school, she has to go on a date every weekend, and there are netizens on the Internet who call her husband intimately, often give her a lot of gifts, and have a first boyfriend in a different place......

Lin Zirou looked down on her extremely at the time, but now there are more and more such women, they have a leg with the leader for easy work and good welfare, find an honest man with a car and a house to marry a guarantee, and enjoy passion and happiness with a lover outside......

Instead of being ashamed, they are proud, and Lin Zirou can't accept it.

But the point in Liu Jianfeng's words is that if the goddess doesn't like it, she will refuse immediately, but she doesn't say it if she likes it, and she won't show anything, this is really her character, but she is not ready to change.

So he directly scolded Liu Jianfeng and said: "You don't have to insinuate with me, I am indeed the kind of person who rejects people thousands of miles away, but I can't stand some people who shout for him to get out every day, but he always rolls around you." ”

Liu Jianfeng was amused by these words, and Lin Zirou, who was laughing, was a little embarrassed, and said angrily: "What are you laughing at?"

Liu Jianfeng said: "I'm laughing at you for being the president at a young age, in charge of such a large group company, I don't know the ability to work, but the ability to learn and adjust is really strong." ”

Lin Zirou was stunned for a moment, this seemed to be praising her, but she still didn't understand, why did she say this?

Looking at her confused look, Liu Jianfeng smiled: "I still remember that two days ago, the two of us chatted, and your closing remarks were either 'roll' or 'hooligan', in short, it was almost scolding the street, but look at your performance just now, 'genetic engineering, rest assured milk, roll around', golden sentences are frequent, and you will be calm and humorous irony."

What made you suddenly turn on the mouth cannon mode, is it the degradation of morality, or the distortion of human nature......"

"Get out!" Lin Zirou involuntarily scolded again, and covered her mouth again after speaking.

But Liu Jianfeng said this problem, she didn't really realize it, now that she thinks about it, she has indeed changed, she was teased by this bastard's various routines before, and she can't do anything else except for her flustered foul language, and now that she faces him again, she is much calmer, and her mentality is very peaceful, and she can calmly open her mouth to fight with her.

Lin Zirou naturally knows that this is caused by a change in her mentality, if she is molested by a stranger or someone she hates, of course she has to scold him, but if this is a flirting between young couples, of course, you come and go,-for-tat, love and kill each other, this is also a kind of fun in love.

Lin Zirou suddenly found that she was tricked by this dead guy again.

Before he said the difference between the goddess and green tea, green tea is not rejected by those who come, and the goddess is rejected as long as she doesn't like it.

And he suddenly stopped talking coldly to him, but started a verbal fight with him, which shows that he is a goddess, and he is not a person he doesn't like, not a dislike, double negative represents affirmation, that is, it proves that he likes him?

This bastard!

Lin Zirou was embarrassed, it was really a routine everywhere, but if she was killed, she would not take the initiative to admit that she liked Liu Jianfeng, and the goddess wanted a man to pursue it.

And it's only been a few days, Lin Zirou doesn't dare to say how difficult it is for him to chase, but he can't fall so soon.

Lin Zirou tried to stay calm, the more excited she was at this time, the more it showed that he was right, so she had to be calm: "If you are idle, just think about the banquet at night, there will inevitably be a lot of people, as a bodyguard, do you want to think about how to ensure my safety?"

"Bodyguard?" Liu Jianfeng said: "Who did this role positioning for me, I think even if it's not a boyfriend, at least it's a male partner, right?"

"You're thinking too much. Lin Zirou sneered and said, not letting go of any opportunity to hit Liu Jianfeng.

"A bodyguard is a bodyguard. Liu Jianfeng said calmly: "Isn't this how husband and wife live, men as bodyguards bring women a sense of security, women as nannies take care of men's diet and daily life, and then have a baby together, auspicious three treasures!"

Bodyguards, nannies, babies, auspicious three treasures originally meant this!?

Lin Zirou smiled bitterly: "You know what I like about you, it's your nonsense ability, it seems that everything can be related to the relationship between men and women, and it sounds like there is some truth." ”

Liu Jianfeng also smiled and said: "Then you are still not as good as me, you only like me a little, and I like you three points, you know which three ......"

Before Liu Jianfeng's words were finished, the mobile phone in Lin Zirou's hand had already smashed towards him, Liu Jianfeng took it firmly in his hand, and said: "Yes, we haven't exchanged mobile phone numbers until now, isn't this the first cave house in love, putting the cart before the horse, I have to save it quickly." ”

After speaking, he directly took Lin Zirou's phone and dialed his number, and then began to store: "What kind of remarks should I give you a name?"

Lin Zirou stared at him, inexplicably a little nervous, and didn't know whether to worry or expect, thinking that this guy would be remarked as a wife, dear and so on.

But Liu Jianfeng said: "Now there are too many telecom frauds, the more relatives can not be in the mobile phone standard, in case the mobile phone is lost by the bad guys, it is likely to use this to contact relatives to defraud money, so, I think to call you 'police', even if you are really seen by the bad guys, I often contact the police when I look at the call records, they also have to ponder." ”

"You don't come to this set!" Lin Zirou snatched the phone and said, "Don't think I don't know, scumbags like you will always note the phone number of your daughter-in-law or lover to 110, 10086 or something, even if you are seen calling, it is easy to explain." ”

Liu Jianfeng seemed to be waiting for her to say this, and immediately said as if compromised: "Okay, okay, then I'll change it to my wife." ”