Chapter Ninety-Four: Originality is impossible to be original
I can't pick up this topic!
The host froze on the spot, stunned for a few seconds, before he barely squeezed out a smile and diverted the topic: "Mr. Li, do you have any suggestions for the younger students?"
At this moment, Li Yuanjie couldn't wait to run away, but he really couldn't control his mouth, as long as someone asked, he had to answer, and he didn't hide it.
"There's a in studying, if I were you, I'd drop out of school now. Just like you, you still want to mix in the entertainment industry, do you have a background in your family? Do you have money in your hands? Are you handsome? Don't dream, isn't it good to honestly find some serious work? Learn to be a star, and still study in art college, disgusting, shameful, shameless...... You're a bunch of bugs!"
Li Yuanjie stood on the stage and talked endlessly, quite with the posture of a group of Confucians.
The host has been driven crazy, this person is sick, haven't you seen that I've been playing a round and looking for a topic?
You're poisonous!
What a prince of ballads!
What a first-line singer!
You're a two-hundred-and-five!
The host has all the thoughts of scolding his mother, and it is not easy to have a seizure, and suddenly remembered that there were still a few fans of Li Yuanjie at the scene, thinking that you can't scold your own fans.
"That...... Li Yuanxie, do you have anything to say to your fans?"
Tiger poison does not eat children!
No matter how stinky your mouth is, you won't be able to scold your fans!
Sure enough, Li Yuanjie glanced at the fans holding his light signs and posters, and said lightly:
"I wondered, you don't fan the world's many excellent idols, but you want to fan me? Are you blind? What do you like about me? I think I'm disgusting, I really doubt that your aesthetics can like me. My songs are all patchwork, let's say that the famous work "Grievances", the first half is plagiarized from Dong Chou's "Fireworks Are Cold", the second half is plagiarized from Dong Chou's "Red Dust Laughing", the first half of the chorus is plagiarized from Brother Song's "On the Rain in the South of the Yangtze River", and the second half of the chorus is to plagiarize Nanli's famous sand sculpture "Just Like an Old Man Comes". ”
"You said that Nanli bastard is really a bastard, Lao Tzu plagiarized to give him face, and he still scolds me crookedly! Seniors as big as Dong Zhou and Brother Song, I didn't let them fart when I plagiarized them, you Nanli is an eighteenth-tier star, you force Lai Lai endlessly. ”
"Say I'm plagiarizing, I'll play him to death every minute. ”
Li Yuanjie showed an expression of "Lao Tzu is the best in the world", and continued to say very honestly:
"I'm hiring a botnet army on the Internet to distort the facts everywhere, and I let my fans scold him under Weibo, haha, make him stink! Sooner or later, I'm going to make him kneel down and beg me to ......."
Li Yuanjie scolded even more!
The audience was silent!
And those fans have already thrown the posters and light signs in their hands at their feet and stepped on them fiercely.
"Damn, it's so embarrassing, how can I be a fan of Li Yuanjie's brain-dead?"
"I'll go, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in. ”
"I really didn't expect Li Yuanjie to be such a good person!"
At this time, the host couldn't help but ask, "Then can't you go to the original? Do you have to be a tailor?"
Li Yuanjie said without thinking: "How is it possible? It is impossible to be original, I can't be original in my life, I don't know music theory knowledge, my foundation is not solid, I don't have any talent, I don't bother to learn, only being a tailor can maintain the basic dignity." Plagiarism feels spicy! I became famous effortlessly, I have money, my fans are all talents, I speak well, I love me all day long, I want to marry me, even entertainment reporters follow my ass, one teacher after another, this feeling is so cool, I love plagiarism......"
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"Li Yuanxie, are you crazy? Calm me down, isn't it shameful enough? Why don't you hurry down. Dean Wang Yunguang couldn't help it, he had always been gentle and elegant, but today he was already angry, especially when he saw the faces of the leaders of the education department, they were all black into carbon.
What is this Li Yuanjie's madness? The whole school has been implicated with him.
"Shut up, you old stubborn, I've put up with you for a long time. When I was at school, I was very upset to see you old stubborn. If you hadn't agreed, the position of president of the student union would have been mine, and you would have said that my music was too much of a mimicry! Hehe, what's wrong with imitation? You look down on imitation! I'm old, stubborn, old-haired......."
"You... You ......"
Poor Wang Yunguang is old, highly respected and admired, how can he hear these vulgar words, he is so angry that he trembles and is out of breath.
"You... You sister, dean of sand sculptures, you pretend to be your sister, you can be the dean, do you think you are excellent? Didn't you write an academic paper called "Your Father of the Director"? It doesn't matter if you're a piece of ass, tell me what a big truth! What are you worthy?"
Li Yuanjie was addicted to scolding, and his mouth was like a river, and he talked endlessly.
The host didn't dare to ask any more questions at this time, this was simply a shame for her career, and she couldn't wait to twist Li Yuanjie's head off and kick it as a ball, and said sharply at the moment:
"Security guard, don't hurry up and pull Li Yuanjie down for me. ”
The security guard hesitated, and it wasn't until the school leader at the scene spoke that he hurriedly dragged Li Yuanjie on the stage down.
"Damn, which green onion do you dare to pull me? Don't touch me... Let go, fuck off, I'm not done scolding, let me keep scolding...... Wang Yunguang, you old brute, old demon, and Nanli, you bastard, sooner or later, I will make you kneel down and beg me... Security, let me go, or I'll kill your whole family. ”
No one spoke in the whole scene for a long time, and time seemed to freeze.
There is only the sound of the camera "clicking" and "clicking".
It took several minutes before some sparse chatter rang out at the scene.
"It's over! This Li Yuanjie is completely finished from today onwards!"
"If you don't die, you won't die! Li Yuanjie is taking poison today. ”
"I think it's, my mouth stinks!"
The only excitement in the audience was the comrade reporter.
Today's hot news is one after another, and any one of them can be used as the headline! This Li Yuanjie is really good, sacrifice oneself, let all of us be promoted, raise salaries, and pay bonuses!
Because Li Yuanjie made this trouble, the rhythm of the scene was completely disrupted, and after the discussion of the leaders, it was decided to let Nanli come out to save the scene.
A few minutes later, the host stood on the stage again and said a little embarrassedly: "There were some small mistakes just now, and now we have to invite Nan Li and his black band to take the stage again and sing a song for us." ”
"Great, Brother Nan is here again!"
"I knew that I would have arranged the finale of Brother Nan, that bullshit Li Yuanjie is here to make trouble. ”
"Great, I'm here for Brother Nan, huh...... Brother Nan loves you. ”
"Brother Nan, the coffin I prepared for you is still there, let's carry the coffin dance. ”