Chapter 15: The Enemy
Lin Xiaopi waited for Xie Jin's complaints, and waited for a long time without hearing any movement.
"Xiao Jin?"
"Hmm..."
"Did you hear me?"
"Hmm..."
"Do you believe me?"
"Hmm..."
"Hey, I don't think you believe it!"
"Hmm..."
"Damn..."
"Hmm...... Purr~~!!"
Lin Xiaopi was a little annoyed, seeing that Xie Jin was gradually falling asleep and purring slightly like a cat, she couldn't help pinching Xie Jin's face and twisting it fiercely.
The corners of Xie Jin's mouth were pulled, and when he opened his mouth, saliva flowed out.
"Lin Xiaopi, if you get me again, I'll pick your skin..."
"Then I will be called Lin Xiao from now on!"
...
The next day, Lin Xiaopi was still asleep, and he was dragged by Xie Jin and rolled to the ground.
"Lin Xiaopi, are you a pig? So heavy! If you find a boyfriend in the future, you will definitely be crushed to death!"
Lin Xiaopi woke up from her sleep in a daze, and saw Xie Jin covering her face with her slippers, she didn't have the strength to take them off, she could only smell the smell of "Daigo empowerment", and said weakly.
"Quick... Fast... Get out of the way..."
How can you be so tired?
Lin Xiaopi couldn't figure it out, she didn't do anything yesterday except for wearing it a few times.
Could it be that this kind of fast-wearing function will really make people have some terrible sequelae, right? The more Lin Xiaopi thought about it, the more afraid he became.
Finally, with Xie Jin's unremitting efforts, Lin Xiaopi finally opened his eyes faintly half an hour later.
"What the hell do you want to do..."Lin Xiaopi was really sleepy, she became more and more suspicious that she was now exhausted and had a nervous breakdown because of those few quick wears.
"Accompany me on a trip, my mother sent a message ordering me to apologize to that person today, and the time and place were sent. If I affect the cooperation between the two families, my parents will definitely kill me!"
Xie Jin had a serious face, and he didn't mean to joke at all.
"Alas, I haven't ......sent my manuscript for today! Vomit~~"
Lin Xiaopi's words were interrupted by Xie Jin's movements, and she took the toothpaste and toothbrush and stabbed it directly into Lin Xiaopi's mouth. picked up the towel and wet it again, and wiped it on Lin Xiaopi's face indiscriminately. Then comb her messy hair and coil it into a ball.
Because of Lin Xiaopi's malaise, she didn't resist at all. However, she clearly remembered how many gums she had poked, how many pieces of red skin she had wiped, and how many strands of hair had been pulled off by Xie Jin.
Xie Jin, you little, you wait for me!!
was dragged out of the door by Xie Jin, and was kicked into the taxi by her.
The driver was a middle-aged uncle, he looked at Lin Xiaopi's appearance, and asked, "Little sister, go to the hospital?"
"Go to the crematorium!"
Xie Jin really didn't understand what her parents thought! Why did everyone ask to go to the crematorium! What did they want to do? Give her a chance to die together?
The driver's uncle looked at the two of them in surprise, and while starting to play the watch, he looked back from the rearview mirror, and said in a slightly trembling voice: "Actually... I think... She can still save it!
The last two dry laughs of the driver were slightly embarrassed.
However, Xie Jin didn't care about these details, she took out her mobile phone from her bag and started making calls.
"Hey, Mom, are you sure he's going to be at a funeral home?...... There's something wrong with him... Okay, okay, I got it...... Oops! I know it all... Well, I'm already in the car, and I'm still in more than half an hour!"
Xie Jin hung up the phone, took out a small bottle of breakfast milk from his bag, pricked a straw and handed it to Lin Xiaopi's mouth.
"Make do with it first, and then I'll go eat delicious food later!Good ha~!"
Lin Xiaopi only remembered when she heard her say this, it was almost eleven o'clock, and he hadn't eaten a drop of water. Hurriedly took the bottle and sucked it violently.
When he arrived at the destination, Lin Xiaopi felt that his hands and feet had a little strength. She got out of the car slowly, only to see the driver's uncle collecting the money with a puzzled face.
He couldn't figure out the situation either, and he didn't dare ask.
I got off the taxi at the gate of the New Taipei City Funeral Home, the door of the funeral home was closed, it was very depressed, and there was no one in sight. Except for an old gatekeeper, not even a single bird could be seen.
What a good day lately, funeral homes have caught up with the off-season!
Xie Jin pulled Lin Xiaopi and was about to walk in, when the doorman stopped the two of them.
"You two little girls, what are you doing here?"
"I'm looking for someone, uncle, isn't it open here today?" Xie Jin felt the heat smoke all over his body against the hot sun.
"Uh-huh! There was a power outage here this afternoon, and we all got off work at noon. I'll only go to work tomorrow!"
After listening to the old man's words, Xie Jin suddenly felt that he had been tricked!
The phone in his pocket rang again.
"Hey, Su Liang, where are you?...... What the?... What are you fooling me?!" Xie Jin's voice suppressed anger.
Lin Xiaopi faintly heard a boy's joking voice on the phone, "I just said that I would go to the funeral home today, and I didn't say that I would wait for you there! Who gave you nonsense, why are you so angry with me?"
"......" Xie Jin's hand holding the phone has already begun to exert force, and his knuckles are all bulging out!
She gritted her teeth and said word by word: "Crematorium morgue cabinet 82, I have seen it for you, pretending to be just right!!"
"You're intimidating me!Hmph~!I'm in the Snow Love Cafe in the center of the city, you have to apologize and come early, maybe I'll leave again later!hehe!"
The boy seemed to realize that Xie Jin would soon scold, and quickly hung up the phone wittily.
Xie Jin looked at the deserted ghost places around here, and he couldn't see a taxi for a long time. Although she didn't have any obvious facial expressions, Lin Xiaopi could already hear the sound of her clucking teeth.
It seems that Xie Jin should have really been ruthless to that boy before, otherwise how could he tease Xie Jin like this?
The two men waited for an hour at the funeral home, hot, thirsty and hungry, and did not wait for a taxi. I couldn't wait there forever, so the two of them waited for the bus while walking. It wasn't until it was almost dark that the two of them came across a taxi passing by.
By the time they arrived exhausted at the Snow Love Cafe in downtown New Taipei City, it was already 5 p.m.
The two of them are like old patients with severe cerebral thrombosis, who just pushed open the door and sat on a chair in a café, their hands and feet weak, their eyes rolled white, their whole body twitched, and they didn't even have the strength to speak!