103 Retribution comes too quickly
I twisted my head along his fingers, and saw a white Q5 slowly parked in the open space at the intersection, and a few young people got out of the taxi, but it was not Jiang Jingya and that Tingting.
I smiled at Meng Shengle with disdain: "Silly dick, that's Q5." ”
After seeing clearly that it was not those two evil stars, he also breathed a sigh of relief and said: "How do I know how many times is Q, anyway, now I am scared when I see the white car with the four circle signs, anyway, Brother Yang, what is the relationship between you and that doll-like girl?"
I chewed the biscuits seriously with my eyes full of words, and said nonsense: "I am really her ex-husband, we got married early in the countryside, and my son has just reached the full moon." ”
Meng Shengle's eyes widened suddenly, revealing an incredible expression and said, "That means you were really taken care of by her?"
I sighed faintly and said, "Can you stop talking about such a sad topic." ”
Meng Shengle dragged a long "oh", and then suddenly said: "No wonder when I saw you yesterday, you smoked China, you know both Q5 and Q7, dare you are really a little white building." ”
I kicked him from under the table and scolded, "." ”
I know that my family is hard, and the reason why I know so old cars is thanks to the more than half a month of grinding in the auto repair shop, and now I am more and more convinced of the saying that personal experience is wealth.
To be honest, when Meng Shengle shouted just now, it really startled me, and I still thought about myself, I could meet those two mourning stars wherever I went.
After eating and drinking, the two of us slipped on the skin in the sheep soup restaurant, quietly waiting for dark.
Although Meng Shengle looks like a thief, he is also a real person, I feel that it is not appropriate for us to sit down, and when the boss is busy, he will help him work together for a while, and time passes minute by minute, and the sky begins to dim unconsciously.
The city that never sleeps is worthy of the word "never sleeps", and as soon as the sky is smeared, the whole street begins to be noisy, and the colorful neon lights illuminate the whole street, and some young people appear more or less in front of each nightclub, and all kinds of family cars drive in one after another.
Seeing more and more vehicles on the street, Meng Shengle's eyes lit up with little stars, licking the corners of his mouth and urging me: "Brother Yang, let's start work?"
I shook my head and said, "Wait, wait until the car can't stop on the street." ”
At this time, the nightclubs have just begun to open, and the internal security guards at the door are all staring at each other with big eyes, and they can't keep it all who looks at us unpleasantly, and they come up with a few big mouths, not to mention being beaten in vain, and they can't make money, I can't stop the car on the side of the street, and those who play can only park the car in the open space in front of the street and then act.
After more than an hour of inking, when many cars began to stop in the open space, I beckoned Meng Shengle to pick up the "donation box" and start moving.
Everything went unexpectedly smoothly, the men and women in the nightclub are indeed better than the middle-aged uncles and aunts, and all the cars that we have "served" will basically give more or less money, especially some guys who lead female companions and want to pretend to be a son-in-law, and will give us more tips.
When it was close to ten o'clock in the evening, the two of us not only returned to the capital, but also made a net profit of more than 300, which made Meng Shengle crazy with joy, like a robot that would not get tired, and when he saw a car stopped, he leaned forward.
I ran to the side, lit a cigarette, and took a slow breath.
The open space at the entrance of the street is only half a football field, and it is almost full of cars at this time, so I think about it after I finish smoking, I will greet Meng Shengle and flash people, continue to consume, and tonight will be enough to choke on any brilliant results.
Halfway through a cigarette, a white Toyota stopped in the open space in front of me with a loud "ang", and a "Range Rover" off-road vehicle opposite him was only half a beat slower, and he watched the domineering car stop in the empty seat.
Immediately after that, a middle-aged man in his thirties jumped out of the "Range Rover" and shouted domineeringly at Toyota: "Brother, I'll give you a hundred yuan, you can give me the parking space." ”
A young man got out of the domineering car and pouted disdainfully: "Fuck, I sent you that money?"
After saying that, the young man directly locked the car and left.
Hearing the conversation between these two people, a bold idea suddenly came to my mind, and I hurriedly greeted Meng Shengle.
Meng Shengle muttered impatiently: "Didn't you see that I was busy." ”
I said quickly: "You go to find a few big rocks to occupy the remaining empty parking spaces, someone parking for fifty yuan parking fee, ask what you are doing, just say that it is the internal security of Golden Sun." ”
Meng Shengle said timidly: "What if someone beats me?"
I poked him in the head and laughed and scolded: "You stupid, you won't tell them, you want an invoice of 100, not 50, as soon as you hear that there is an invoice, most people believe that it is true, if someone is more serious, you call me, forget it, you wait for me for a while." ”
With that, I looked back and forth a few times and walked straight towards the door of the Sheep Soup Restaurant.
There is a shop selling military supplies next to the sheep soup restaurant, there is a red flag hanging at the door, the store is closed at this time, I took advantage of the lack of attention, secretly ripped off the red flag, and after finishing the matter, I ran to the sheep soup restaurant to borrow a pair of scissors, cut two rectangular strips of cloth, hoop one on his arm, picked up the other and turned back, handed it to Meng Shengle and said: "Tie the arm, it looks more presentable." ”
A few minutes later, we moved some big rocks to occupy the few remaining parking spaces.
Not to mention, my plan is really feasible, it didn't take long for the parking space to let the two of us sell out, no one was suspicious, I have to say that good luck is one thing, and it is true that the guests who come to the city to spend money are not bad.
Staring at the only small piece of vacant land left, I dragged my chin and muttered: "Sell it for a big price, let's flash people directly, come to Brother Le, you will give three hundred yuan." ”
"What are you doing?" Meng Sheng clutched his pockets tightly like a miser.
I pulled off the strip of red cloth on my arm, snatched three hundred yuan from his pocket and put it in my trouser pocket, and said firmly: "Three hundred becomes five hundred, do you believe it?"
Meng Shengle rolled his eyes and muttered: "If you can really become five hundred, I think you should be..." Recognize you as a big brother. ”
"Please, big brother. I smiled and patted him on the shoulder, and the watchman looked back and forth in the open space with a pestle, waiting eagerly for the luxury car.
During this period, a Passat and two Toyotas came, but I directly drove them away.
Meng Shengle looked anxious: "The people's hearts are not enough, why don't you sell the parking space to him for a hundred yuan from the Toyota just now." ”
I glanced at him and scolded with a smile: "Talk to you and spit, just shut up and squat next to you!"
As I spoke, a royal blue "Maserati" drove over, I rubbed my hands and smiled obscenely: "Come, the God of Wealth is coming!"
Seeing the two of us standing in the open space, Maserati "beeped" and honked the horn a few times, and then a young man dressed in oily pink face stuck his head out of the car window and shouted: "Let go of the local brother." ”
"My boss owns this place. I shouted with my hands in my pockets and my nostrils pointing upward.
The guy chewed gum and got out of the car, took out the handbag under the armpit, took out two large tickets and handed them to me: "Dude, I'll give you 200 yuan, can you give me the place?"
I took out three hundred yuan and shook it in front of his face, shaking my legs and whistling: "I'll give you three hundred, don't you rob it, okay?"
The glass of the Maserati passenger was also lowered, and a woman dressed in a bewitching voice asked coquettishly: "Husband, can you park?"
"Wait a minute, baby. The buddy answered, dragged my arm to the side, took out five hundred yuan and stuffed it into my hand, and said in a low voice: "Dude, do me a favor, don't let me get stuck, the horse I just hung up tonight." ”
I feigned hesitation and silence for a few seconds, sighed and said, "Forget it, it's cheap!"
After that, I picked up the money and glanced at Meng Shengle, who was stunned next to me, and the two of us left side by side, Meng Shengle gave me a thumbs up with admiration: "Serve Brother Yang, in the future, I will be your little brother, a broken parking space fraud of five hundred, I believe more and more that those micro-businessmen who bought the Harmony number is definitely not fun.."
I Nunu smirked, "He still has to say thank you." ”
The young man's grateful voice immediately came from behind him: "Thank you, buddy." ”
"God!" Meng Shengle opened his mouth wide.
I put my arm around his shoulders and said happily: "Let's go, take me to the city that never sleeps, you don't need to ask for a donation box, Ming'er is making a wooden box, which is not easy to damage."
The two of us walked into the sleepless city with laughter, the whole street was crowded, and from time to time I could see some scantily clad beautiful girls going in and out of various nightclubs, I was dazzled, and Meng Shengle next to me was even more straightforward.
Walking to the door of a nightclub, a few blonde and blue-eyed Yanmar were scratching their heads from the door to solicit customers, there were a lot of people watching the excitement at the door, and we also stopped to watch, Meng Shengle leaned into my ear and said: "Brother Yang, let's come early tomorrow night, and strive to occupy a few more parking spaces for takeout." ”
I glared at him and scolded: "You're crazy, this thing can only be done occasionally, you work as a worker, and sooner or later you will be beaten to death." ”
That vacant land will definitely not be without an owner, I guess either the owner of the "Golden Sun" bought it to facilitate the parking of guests, or there is some special reason for no one to manage for the time being, if the owner knows about our whole thing, a beating will definitely not be able to run.
At this time, a woman's coquettish voice suddenly came from behind us: "Eh, what are you doing? ”
Hearing that voice, I really straightened my waist reflexively, and carefully turned my head, but I really saw two familiar faces, Jiang Jingya and the hot girl named Tingting, the coquettish voice just now was really from Tingting.
Behind them stood four or five young people in their twenties, who were full of anger, not knowing whether they had drunk too much or slipped too much, and deliberately rubbed towards them dishonestly.
Seeing that the other party was not a good bird, Jiang Jingya dragged Tingting to turn her head and leave, and several young people blocked them without skin and face.
A young man with a head full of dreadlocks and a fight like the big demon king of Vic in "Dragon Ball" stretched out his hand and grabbed Tingting's arm and played cheaply: "Tingting, you don't know me anymore? ”
Tingting waved her hand angrily: "You drank too much, don't touch me." ”
But she was a daughter after all, how could she be stronger than the other party, and she struggled for a long time, but was hugged by the young man in her arms.
"What are you doing, I called the police!" Jiang Jingya took out her most commonly used killer weapon, touched her mobile phone to scare the young people, but a guy was quick and snatched her mobile phone, and the others coaxed the two girls one after another, knowing that this was a hooligan, and those who didn't know thought they all knew each other, just joking together.
Meng Shengle pushed his arm and said, "Brother Yang, your ex-wife." ”
"I'm not blind. I smiled and scolded angrily, with my hands in my pockets, gloating at the excitement.
These two girls are too pretending, they should have been cleaned up a long time ago, and the "Big Demon King of Vic" seems to know them, so I'm having fun watching it.
Tingting twisted her body vigorously, wanting to push away the other party's restraints: "Li Congbai, we have broken up, if you do this again, don't blame me for being unkind!"
The young man pinched Tingting's face with a stinky and shameless hand: "What's the unkind law? Do you want your uncle to arrest me in the detention center or let your father sentence me to death? ”
Seeing the two of them being dragged into a bar by the group of young people, I was so happy that I almost clapped my hands, and in a hurry, Jiang Jingya suddenly saw me and shouted in a high voice: "Husband, you leave us alone, hurry up and call the police!"
Several young people looked at me and Meng Shengle in an instant, I was directly dumbfounded, and hurriedly waved my hand: "Brother, I don't know them." ”
Meng Shengle muttered in a silly roe deer voice: "Brother Yang, don't you say that she is your ex-wife." ”
"Flash!" I grabbed Meng Shengle's arm and ran away, the old man said well, it's not that the time has not come, I didn't expect my retribution to come so quickly, I just finished playing them at noon, and it was our turn at night.
The two of us ran out two or three steps, but we were blocked by a few guys.
I waved my hand dryly and explained, "Big brother, we really don't know them. ”
The "Big Demon King" with a dirty head grabbed me by the collar, raised his knee and knocked me, cursing hatefully: "I don't know Jiang Jingya, will call you husband? Go to Nima, I think you are ready to call the police."