Chapter 499: You don't want to hurt me
On the stage, Gu Xiaobai stood quietly for a few seconds, finally smiled slightly, turned around, reached out and patted the shoulders of several people behind him, and reached out and touched the head of a guy who looked obviously still a teenager.
The young man was not tall, and when his head was touched at this time, his whole face turned red all of a sudden, and his whole body trembled with excitement.
Woo woo woo, I was touched by the champion Lord Hou.
Several people next to him saw his excited appearance, and immediately went up to touch his head and bully him, but they were all shaken away by him.
Don't you want to touch my head! Believe it or not, I'll cut you with a knife! I'll never wash my hair for the rest of my life!
Gu Xiaobai watched several of them interact, smiled, beckoned to the stage, and the staff hurriedly ran up to share the ice cream!
This knife dance is really too difficult, but it is not something that ordinary people can dance!
These people are actually selected by Gu Xiaobai from his eight hundred iron horses, and they are the best at swordsmanship!
Therefore, although the height is uneven, fat and thin, and there is a lot of age difference, there is no way, you can make up these five people......
A knife dance, in fact, is not long, about a little more than a minute, this kind of highly mentally concentrated dance, very tiring.
Because there was still time, Gu Xiaobai was not in a hurry to let a few people go down, he also took an ice cream himself, licked it, and walked back to the direction of Ma Pianran.
Ma Pianran is still wooden now, and he looked at Gu Xiaobai blankly at this time, and said after a while:
"Oh my god......"
"Oh my God, let me calm down for a while......"
"Xiaobai, Auntie is older, can you wake up next time!"
"I warned you, it looks more dangerous......" Gu Xiaobai grinned.
"Looks dangerous...... Did that just look more dangerous just now?" Ma Pianran was almost crazy, "Xiaobai, promise Auntie, don't dance this kind of knife dance in the future!"
"Actually, it's not as dangerous as you think...... Gu Xiaobai said, "We practiced very well." ”
"That's not good! Promise Auntie!" Ma Pianran looked serious, "I don't believe you ask the audience under the stage!"
"Yes!"
"It's too dangerous!"
"Don't jump again!"
Yes, yes, don't jump again!
In this way, we are the only people in the world who have seen this kind of knife dance live!
Gu Xiaobai grinned, in fact, it was not easy for him to jump in the future.
I really can't find five people who can cooperate with him and dance the knife dance like this!
"Okay, then I'll try not to jump ...... in the future," Gu Xiaobai said, "But we've practiced, so it's really not as dangerous as you think...... If you don't believe me, I'll play a little trick on you. ”
Ma Pianran hurriedly asked, "Is this little trick dangerous? Do I need to get off the stage and hide?"
"No, it's not dangerous. Gu Xiaobai waved his hand to the bottom of the stage again.
Under the stage, several staff members carried up a thick wooden plank, and there was a humanoid silhouette on the board.
"Auntie, please go and stand in front of the plank......" Gu Xiaobai said to the horse.
Ma Pian stood up in a daze, and then suddenly found that Gu Xiaobai was reaching out to touch the knife, and suddenly a stirred spirit: "You don't want to lie to me! You must be dissatisfied with Auntie something!"
"No, there really isn't a ......"
"Not yet, do you want to play the game of shooting the living with flying knives?" Ma Pianran shook her head desperately, "Aunt Ma is alive and well now, and she doesn't want to die at all!"
"Alas......" Gu Xiaobai shook his head, and then said to the young man behind him: "Xiaozuo, you go and stand there......"
Xiao Zuo licked the ice cream and walked over to the plank.
"No, no, no! This is too dangerous! This must not be agreed!" Ma Pianran sternly refused, "No one can stand there! What do you want to perform, just perform like this!"
As he spoke, Ma Pianran also waved his hand to the staff: "Get out of the way!"
"Really, you have a little bit of confidence in me, okay? ”
Gu Xiaobai pinched the ice cream in his left hand, drew the knife with a "bang" in his right hand, and shook it casually.
With a "bang", the knife flashed, and the long knife in Gu Xiaobai's hand had been directly nailed to the center of the humanoid head on the wooden board.
Looking at the long knife stuck in the middle of his head and still "buzzing" and trembling, Ma Pian was furious: "Xiaobai, you still said that you are not dissatisfied with your aunt!"
You obviously want to kill Auntie and me!
This knife comes, if I stand there, Auntie, my head will explode!
"No......" Gu Xiaobai turned around, and the young man Xiaozuo had already sent his long knife up.
Gu Xiaobai licked the ice cream, drew the knife, and shook the knife.
"Chop ......" five long knives, like five streamers, nailed to the limbs of the human figure on the wooden board.
The six long knives were as if they had been inserted directly with a ruler, with almost no difference between the high and low levels.
"Look, we've all practiced like this. Gu Xiaobai pulled his long knife back, and said to the horse, "Are you sure you won't try......?"
"No, you don't want to hurt Auntie!" Ma Pianran shook his head desperately.
I will not be fooled by you! I will never die!
Gu Xiaobai shrugged, and six long knives shot out again "chop, chop, chop, chop, ......".
This time, all the long knives were shot accurately beyond the outline of the humanoid.
The top of the head, under the armpits, on the side of the neck, under the crotch......
At this moment, the audience under the stage understood.
Why did Gu Xiaobai perform this knife dance?
He's telling the world.
Damn, who said that Lao Tzu's bodyguard wanted to kill people and shoot off?
Who said that Lao Tzu's bodyguards had subjective murderous intent?
Lao Tzu wants you to die today, can you still survive the three watches?
I have to say that this knife dance, coupled with this knife shooting performance, is really convincing.
And it's more than just a show.
This time, Gu Xiaobai really told the world what is a knife dance!
I didn't play with a knife like this, don't say you know how to dance!!
"Auntie, don't you really try, it's fun!" Gu Xiaobai also tried in vain to bewitch Ma Pianran.
"No, absolutely not. ”
Over there, the young Xiao Zuo had already drawn his knife and threw it away to play.
"Chop chop chop ......"
The knife is pressed down three ways.
Everyone looked at the boy named Xiao Zuo speechlessly.
This kid, that is, fifteen or sixteen years old, why is he so ...... Leather tween.
Looking at the position where he shot, it hurts to see it!
No, this age is the most skinny!
Fortunately, a person who looked to be in his thirties next to him glared at him and dragged him to the side, and then the other person took Gu Xiaobai's long knife and handed it to Gu Xiaobai with both hands.
"Forget it. Gu Xiaobai put the long knife back into the sheath, "Then I'll send a few of my brothers off the stage first." ”
Gu Xiaobai stretched out his hand and touched the young Xiaozuo's head again: "Still playing, hurry up and eat, it's all about to melt!"
The young man Xiao Zuo grinned, quickly took two bites of ice cream, and then covered his head and gasped.
Everyone under the stage didn't know whether to laugh or say anything......
How can ice cream be eaten like that, stupid!
A child is a child!
But this kid, when he dances, is amazing!
Someday, this kid will probably be a superstar on the stage.
Little did they know that this was the first time in the teenager's life, and it could be the last time he ate ice cream.
They only have a five-minute relationship with this world.
In five minutes, they'll be going back more than 2,000 years forever.
Gu Xiaobai shook his head and sent a few people off the stage, and after a few minutes, he pinched the remaining little ice cream and came to the stage again, and sat back on his sofa.