Best Director!

It was a surprise that the award was given to someone who wasn't there.

At the awards scene of the entire Cannes Film Festival, there was naturally no problem with the applause, which was quite loud, but many people were also very stunned.

How is this award awarded?

Scarlett and Sophia couldn't help but look at each other, their eyes full of confusion.

Of course, this is probably a moment of confusion, after all, this situation is really too weird.

It didn't take long for one of the main creators of "Samurai" to stand up.

Be... Takeshi Kitano!

Takeshi Kitano is wearing a suit today, he can be stocky, after all, he is a little old, although in the movie he is the extraordinary Zatoichi, but in reality, that is, an old face is enough to scare people.

And now, with such a scary face, he walked to the podium.

"Hello everyone, I'm Takeshi Kitano, well, I'm really not Yuki Kusano. ”

As soon as these words came out, combined with his weird smile, the audience burst into laughter in an instant.

No way, this guy does have two hits and is talented in being funny.

And then there were even more interesting punch lines.

"It's so strange, why did Yuki Kusano win the award, and I, Takeshi Kitano, came up? ”

Is this going to laugh everyone to death?

"Well, in fact, you may not have thought of it, that is, before, Yuki Kusano told me that if he can win the award, then I will accept the award on his behalf, believe me, I also thought it was a joke at the time. ”

The front is okay, but the 'joke' in the back makes everyone laugh non-stop.

It can't be helped, it's just too resonant.

Takeshi Kitano continued, "However, I can think about this acceptance speech for a long time. ”

This...

There was another burst of laughter.

But is that the end of it?

"Well, I also discussed it with Yuki Kusano, and after he helped me revise it, this is what I am talking about now. ”

The audience is already laughing, this guy is here to talk show, right?

Fortunately, Takeshi Kitano's jokes were finished, and in the end, he also picked up the white paper scroll held with a red ribbon.

That's right, that's the case in Cannes now, except for the Palme d'Or, there are no other trophies, unless it's some special year, like whole years, or it's all like this kind of certificate-like thing.

"Kusano-san! I'm really envious, jealous, and hateful!"

This is Takeshi Kitano's last words before stepping down from the stage, he said it with his head held high, what does this mean?

Anyway, the fun is over.

Scarlett and Sophia, who were sitting there, were also laughing non-stop, but of course, Ryoko was the one who laughed the most.

This girl was very happy, but she didn't expect Takeshi Kitano's acceptance speech to be so interesting.

is originally a master of comics, and Takeshi Kitano's funny ability can be ranked among the top few in Japan, I'm afraid it's inferior to Ken Shimura.

But this testimonial ...

"Kitano-san, you're too good at joking, aren't you? ”

"Oh, what are you kidding?"

"That is, you ...... with the Kusano overseer before."

"No, it's not a joke, I did discuss it with Superintendent Kusano, and besides, I did write these paragraphs, and he did revise them. ”

"Huh?"

Ryoko's whole person was shocked, what does this mean?!

Ernie sauce, this guy knew from the beginning that he was likely to win?

OMG!

This guy is too smart, this foresight is too strong.

Fortunately, Tianhai thought for a moment and said, "It seems that Superintendent Kusano is a person who likes to do enough preparations. ”

If Yuki Kusano hears it, he will definitely give a thumbs up to Queen Tianhai, that's right, he Yuki Kusano is such a cautious guy.

Such and such...

"Great! How about we go have a drink later?"

Mr. Cruise finally brushed up on a wave of presence.

......

Best Director at Cannes, the news was quickly conveyed to Japan by the reporters in front.

There are even many people who watch live broadcasts through the Internet.

So...

"Si Guoyi!

"Is the Kusano overseer there? It turned out to be Takeshi Kitano who led it, this, I'm so disappointed!"

"I can't say that, I should say that even if he didn't show up, but this award was also awarded to the Kusano director, which shows that the European and American film circles have greatly recognized him!"

"That's right! This award is very significant, this is an individual award! This award marks that the Kusano superintendent will not be affected if he does not appear in the future!"

"Why is this happening?"

After all, there is a time difference, so the level of Japanese netizens who can still insist on paying attention to the Cannes Film Festival at this time is still relatively high.

Many have analyzed a key point, the best director in Cannes This is certainly good, but even better, Yuki Kusano, this person, some of his characteristics have been accepted.

This person is a social phobia, he just doesn't want to participate in those occasions, and he has not been given a personal award before, which must be partly due to his lack of appearance, which after all, makes the organizing committee and the jury more faceless.

But now that there is this precedent, it will be much easier in the future. At least, if he doesn't show up, he will be recognized.

In fact, this is a practice in the West, just like the European and American legal systems, that is, the law of the sea, this law is actually case law, the so-called case law, that is, there is a similar case in the front, then, if the case that occurs later has many similarities with the previous case, then it can be judged according to the previous case.

In this way, this award is similar, and the situation in the future will probably look like this.

Anyway, people don't care about Cannes anymore, so we don't need to care too much about whether Kusano is lucky or not, after all, he is afraid of society.

It should be said that Japanese netizens can analyze this, which is already a bit powerful, but in fact...

Well, there's a little bit of a connection to this.

Where does this source come from?

The LGBT movement in the United States is still going on at this time.

In short, the core of the LGBT movement is that if they are considered vulnerable, then the vulnerables cannot discriminate against them.

In this case, a famous director has strong ability, but there are some minor problems with social fear, so why can't he be given a best director?

That's right, the incident that Yuki Kusano did before can be said to be a small layout.

Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't.

But in any case, the chairman of the jury this time is the American David Lynch.

Anyway, that's what Yuki Kusano did, and no one would think there was anything wrong with it, and even everything was very natural.

As for what David Lynch did say at the jury meeting, there is nothing wrong with that.

Now that the results are out, then ...

"Huh, best director?"

"Oh my God!"

"Wait a minute, I'm still sleeping, I'll talk about it tomorrow. ”

"Oh, yes, tomorrow. ”

"It's too late now, and besides, isn't it the best director? ”

This is the case of Oku.

It must be said that Yuki Kusano's 'wives' feel that this is the case with his award.

Well, it may be that everyone thinks that this kind of award is not too important, such as ......

"Is it the Palme d'Or?"

"No, it's just a small award. ”

"Ah, it's too much, Ah Xing is really miserable. ”

"This ...... Actually, it's also very strong. ”

"But it's still important to take care of the children. ”

That's right, how can awards be important to have children.

Sister Akina, who worked hard to deliver the news, she really thought it was funny.

But there is also some helplessness, perhaps, only by waiting until the Oscar for Best Director can the sisters be really interested.

Well~~~

Ryoko told herself about Kuniko before, so what's the situation like now?

Akina couldn't help but smile on her beautiful face, Ryoko's gift from this girl is really a coincidence.

......

"Grand Jury Prize!"

"Best Picture...... That is, the Palme d'Or ...... "The Pianist"!"

On the sea at night, the yacht swings one after another.

From time to time, news about the Cannes Film Festival came from the cabin, but even so, it couldn't hide the strong, full of love smell.

Kuniko is like a kitten now, just the kind of kitten that has just taken a bath, she is completely soaked from top to bottom, and she snuggles up in Yuki Kusano's arms.

"How so?"

"You mean best director? To be honest, I didn't know it was going to win, well, I just made some preparations. ”

"Who said that!"

"Oh, what do you want to say?"

"Ernie sauce!

Swinging the pink fist, it's a pity that it doesn't have any lethal power for Yuki Kusano.

The superintendent was smiling at the moment, to be honest, he was also very surprised by this incident.

Well, I didn't think about picking the country at this time.

He wanted to wait, and when the melons were ripe, the current country was still a little jerky.

But this jerky is also beautiful.

This time is indeed more unexpected, the gift of Guozi is an accident, and the best director in Cannes is even more unexpected.

So many accidents were mixed together, as if it was a powerful offensive, and a cautious guy like Yuki Kusano couldn't resist it.

So, he had a small outburst.

Guozi said goodbye to his girlhood.

And this thing ...

"Do you regret it?"

"What?"

"I signed a contract with Stardust in the first place. ”

"How could it be...... Oops, Ernie sauce, you're in excess!"

"Haha...... So, do you regret it now?"

The girl from Kuniko blushed and buried herself deep in Yuki Kusano, "How could I regret it? I was actually worried before, you forgot about Kuniko." ”

This is really the truth of the country, and she was very arrogant before.

After hearing this, Kusano didn't say much, just kissed again, and the kiss was very deep, for a long time.

As if to declare that the country is his, and no one can snatch it away...