Or else?

Eye-piercing, head-butting, or crotch-kicking?

These seem to be women's anti-wolf tricks, Xia Yu is just a stinky brother who knows how to talk, and the wolf is not enough, otherwise Yin Suya would have been eaten and wiped clean a long time ago, and she would still be here to shout for help!

"Shall we let go first? We are like this now, the impact on the street is not good, I beg you, senior sister." ”

"No, you have to call me brother. ”

Seeing that Yin Suya wanted to be soft, Xia Yu had to inch in.

As a younger brother, most of them have the experience of being oppressed by their older brothers and sisters, and Xia Yu was teased by his cousin when he was a child.

It's not that she was hit 10,000 times by Xiao XX, but she stole a cigarette and lit it for the five-year-old him, and then asked him to go to the adults to show off.

The result was obvious, he was rewarded with a meal of fried shredded pork with a belt, and his personality became black from then on.

People's personality has a lot to do with their childhood experience, Xia Yu doesn't hate Lao Xia and Lin Shuqin, it's a pity, he just wanted to be a good person, but it turned out to be like this, so protect your children!

It seems to be a bit far away, but it was because he was oppressed by his cousin that he had the idea of turning over and becoming a master.

How to be a master?

Of course, it's a thing like asking classmates to call dad and sister to brother.

This is not the degradation of morality, this is not the distortion of human nature, this is the cry of the devil in the world!

Hell is empty, and demons are on earth.

Xia Satan Yu is determined to start with Yin Suya and make her own voice in the world.

"How can you do that?"

Yin Suya's face flushed, she is also an only child, and she is also the eldest sister among her cousins, she has never called someone else's brother, and now she actually asked her to call a stinky brother brother, which can't be done at all.

In fact, human potential is very terrifying, if you don't try to work hard, how will you know that you can't do it?

"Senior sister, call one, let's call each other, I call you senior sister, you call me brother, who doesn't suffer. ”

Xia Yu began to instill his crooked reasoning again, where is this not a loss, it is obviously a big loss.

"No way!"

"No, let's just freeze like this!"

Hearing Yin Suya's refusal, Xia Yu continued to be a scoundrel.

He likes to see beautiful women angry and helpless the most, he didn't dare to cross the thunder pool half a step before, but now there is a system to support him, he wants to "bully" whoever he wants, he will "bully" whomever he wants.

Of course, it's not uncommon for him to bully people who don't like it!

"You can't do this, I still invited you to eat just now. ”

Yin Suya began to make the final struggle, but unfortunately it was useless to Xia Yu.

"Senior sister, let's do it, you call me brother, and I'll treat you to ten meals!"

Some people may owe favors when they eat, but Shenhao is not among them, it's okay to pay it back tenfold, but you have to call me brother first.

Yin Suya was stunned at this moment, and she was shaken at this moment.

Ten tons, ten tons, this is ten tons!

Yin Suya, who was shocked by this number, fell into a tangle, or should she be bitten by a dog and promise him?

If Xia Yu proposes to give money, not to mention tens of thousands, no matter how much money Yin Suya would rather die than give in, but if you want to talk about food, her resistance will drop exponentially, even if these tens of thousands and ten thousand can also buy ten meals, or even twenty tons.

This is probably a foodie, it is still atypical, after all, Xia Yu also likes to eat, but he will definitely not be impressed by the same conditions.

"Brother ↘"

The mosquito-like sound made the corners of Xia Yu's mouth curle.

"What? I didn't hear you!"

"Is my brother ↗ okay?"

This scream made Xia Yu feel more refreshing than drinking a can of cold Coke under the dog sun.

"Hey, good sister!"

Yin Suya: ?

This is different from what I said before, obviously saying that there are different opinions?

Xia Yu let go of his hand with a satisfied face, not to mention, it's quite hot to lean together on this kind of day, and his T-shirt is half wet.

"You scoundrel, I've seen through you now!"

Yin Suya rubbed her red right hand and said.

She didn't intend to compromise just now, but the price given by this devil was too high for people to refuse.

The person who can't refuse is probably herself, but she doesn't realize it, or doesn't want to realize it.

People, there is always a time to pretend to be an ostrich.

"Senior sister, they all say that men are not bad, women are not loved, are you in love with me?"

"Get out!"

Yin Suya made a gesture to kick Xia Yu, but as soon as his foot was halfway up, he ran several meters away.

After suffering a loss, Xia Yu was extra vigilant, which made Yin Suya angry and funny.

"You're a monkey, aren't you?"

"No, but I know you're a pig, senior sister. ”

"Xia Yu!"

Yin Suya felt that if she stayed with Xia Yu for a long time, she would have a heart attack sooner or later.

How can there be such a bad person in the world, and God won't accept him?

Just kidding, I don't know if the scourge will last for thousands of years, and besides, Xia Yu's system is added, this luck is even better than God's illegitimate son.

"Senior sister, I'm really tired of the trouble just now, let's find a place to rest!"

Xia Yu proposed again, Yin Suya couldn't help but complain in her heart, are you tired or blame me?

But now that she was relaxed, she felt so tired.

This time, the two reached a consensus and found a bubble tea shop on the side of the road to sit down.

Xia Yu didn't drink milk tea, and asked for a cup of coffee to refresh himself, but the afternoon at the beginning of autumn was still very tiring.

"Daewoo, after finishing that issue of the lobster video, why did you wilt again, and you haven't updated it to this day?"

Holding a milk tea straw, Yin Suya asked.

"Isn't there too much of a thing for me, and it's good to be able to do it every month. ”

Xia Yu only cut half of the video of helicopter fishing for big yellow croaker, and he was going to take the time to post it in the past two days to keep his monthly updates frequent.

"Then my fans are almost more than yours. ”

Speaking of this, Yin Suya was still a little proud in her heart.

What if you have high energy in each video, you can't maintain a high frequency of updates, and the heat will soon come down.

is not like her, steady and steady, and the speed of increasing fans is getting faster and faster.

"Oh, then I'll update tomorrow. ”

Xia Yu smiled a familiar and dangerous smile.

Demons are demons, and if you want to surpass me, you must be prepared to be crushed under me for the rest of your life.

"What do you want to do this time, it won't be lobsters and crabs again!"

Yin Suya didn't realize that the danger was approaching, but mocked Xia Yu for having no other new plans besides the old three.

What a good little girl, she doesn't have a long brain, she has to fight against Xia Yu, isn't it enough to suffer losses?

"No, or let's bet, I will pull you another 100,000 fans in this video, and it won't reach the dinner I invited you to eat for a year, and you have to call me a month's brother. ”

The bottom line is used to keep breaking through, and it is not enough to scream, Xia Yu wants Yin Suya to call for a month.

"Okay, but you can't spend money on zombie powder. ”