Chapter 273: Yun'er, Come and Save Us!
In the camping area of a forest park,
The core members of the Iron Triangle were sitting together at the moment, and they had a ten-minute mental confrontation for the two packets of braised chicken thighs and two packets of sauced beef in front of them.
"So be it..."
"All three of us are hungry... Why don't we cut the beef first, and put the two chicken thighs aside. Liu Zhongtao said seriously: "As for the beef... Cut it fairly and openly, no one has more than one gram, and no one has less than one gram, what do you think?"
"Yes!"
"I agree!"
Lin Fan and Zhang Haiguo agreed with Liu Zhongtao's words.
However...
There was a lot of controversy about who would cut it next, and the reason was very simple, the three of them knew that the other two guys were not easy to deal with, so they all proposed to cut the beef by themselves, which led to no one convincing anyone, and this problem alone... It took almost five minutes.
"I think..."
"I'll cut it... According to the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, you should be humble to me. Lin Fan said seriously.
As soon as the voice fell,
Liu Zhongtao was a little unconvinced, and hurriedly said: "Since you said that you respect the old and love the young... I'm the eldest of the three, so you should respect me and let me cut the beef..."
"That's it!"
"It's better than this... I belong to the middle, so I'm the fairest, so I'll cut it. Zhang Haiguo said solemnly.
"Why?"
"Yes!
Weng and his son-in-law immediately opposed Zhang Haiguo's decision.
Followed by
The three of them began to quarrel for twenty minutes.
"Stop, stop!" Lin Fan hurriedly shouted to stop, and said to the other two: "It's not a way to fight like this... If you can't get a result, it's better to... We use the level of contribution value to decide who will cut the beef?"
Words fall,
Lin Fan immediately raised his hand and said righteously: "Speaking of contribution value... I think I deserve it, look at the big tent in the back, any of you have helped me? Haven't you? I'm the only one who has finished setting up the tent, excuse me... Any objections?"
"Kobayashi!"
"No, uncle, I have an opinion about you... See for yourself, what are you doing?" Zhang Haiguo said angrily: "I can do it too." ”
As soon as the voice fell,
Zhang Haiguo said seriously: "Contribution... I didn't have much to contribute, but don't forget who sent us here this morning, yes... It was sent by my wife, and my wife's contribution is my contribution, so ... I contribute the most, without me... You can't get through. ”
"Huh!"
"That's it?" Liu Zhongtao smiled disdainfully: "That's all for the two of you, I'm the planner of this event! Or I'll cut it. ”
"No way!"
"When I was eating hot pot at noon, uncle... How much meat have you eaten? You felt your conscience and said, did you eat all the beef?" Lin Fan jumped out and said with an angry face: "I brought the hot pot, and as a result, I ate bean bubbles, duck blood, duck intestines, and the like." ”
After that,
Lin Fan said to Zhang Haiguo: "Uncle, don't laugh... Did you eat the sauce elbow?"
“...”
“...”
In the face of Lin Fan's accusations, the two middle-aged men were a little embarrassed, but the two of them also held Lin Fan's handle, at this time... Zhang Haiguo said: "That's right... I ate the sauce elbow, but did you make the sauce ribs alone?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"It's not just the sauce ribs, you also ate the two apples I brought!" Liu Zhongtao said.
suddenly
Lin Fan remembered something, hurriedly opened his backpack, and sure enough... There was a big apple lying inside, and the experience of this apple was also a bit tortuous, it was originally for the big goblin to eat, but the big goblin didn't want to eat it, so he stuffed it into his backpack in front of Lin Fan.
At first, Lin Fan didn't care, but when his father-in-law mentioned the apple, he remembered it instantly.
"Haha!"
"My baby gave me an apple!" Lin Fan said excitedly as he held the apple.
After that,
Ready to bite directly, regardless of whether it is washed or not.
"Don't eat it!"
"Stop!"
At this very moment,
Zhang Haiguo stood up and soon... Then snatched the apple from Lin Fan's hand.
"Kobayashi!"
"You haven't even discussed, why did you start eating by yourself?" Zhang Haiguo said solemnly.
"It's not..."
"My girlfriend gave it to me, why can't I eat it?" Lin Fan said with a confused expression.
Liu Yun'er said angrily: "I'm still your girlfriend's father, anyway, this apple needs to be discussed." ”
“...”
"How about one bite?" Lin Fan said seriously: "I'll bite first... Because my girlfriend gave it to me, there will be no objections, right?"
Faced with this proposal,
Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo glanced at each other and nodded silently at Lin Fan.
After obtaining consent,
Lin Fan got the apple again, while the apple was not paying attention... Just take a bite.
Originally, Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo thought that Lin Fan was just taking a bite, just such an ordinary bite, and as a result... I never thought that this guy's shamelessness had reached this point, he almost bit half of it, and it was so big that he couldn't even stuff it into his mouth.
"You!"
"You kid is cheating!" Liu Zhongtao was so angry that he snatched the half of the apple in Lin Fan's hand without saying a word... Bites off two-thirds of the one-half.
At this moment,
Zhang Haiguo was completely dumbfounded, and there was only a little left for himself.
“...”
"Haiguo... There's less than one bite left, or... Don't eat it, I'll eat it for you. Liu Zhongtao didn't wait for Zhang Haiguo's consent, and ate the portion that should have belonged to Zhang Haiguo without authorization.
This...
Both of them are not good people!
Zhang Haiguo's scalp was numb, and he said angrily: "Since one of you has eaten half of the apples, then I will do the work of cutting beef!"
“...”
“...”
Although Weng and his son-in-law were very reluctant, they were too embarrassed to refute the reasoning of others.
ultimately
The work of cutting the beef was taken by Zhang Haiguo, who was holding a knife at this time, preparing to divide the beef into three.
"No! You should cut it like this. Lin Fan said seriously.
"It's not!"
"Haiguo, you listen to me... It should be cut like this. Liu Zhongtao said.
"Cut it like this!"
"No, cut it my way!"
In the midst of the controversy,
Zhang Haiguo was so noisy that he had a headache, and his heart was cross... Two knives came directly, and then took the middle piece of beef directly while Weng and his son-in-law were not paying attention.
"it, uncle, you..."
"Sea Country!"
Weng and his son-in-law widened their eyes and looked at him in horror, but Lin Fan reacted quickly and took the remaining piece of beef.
"I..."
"You two guys, don't you respect the old at all?" Liu Zhongtao exploded in anger, there was no way... You can't take it from someone else's mouth, can you?
Right now
There were only three packets of last rations left.
Lin Fan opened his mouth and said, "Who wants to eat chicken legs?"
All three raised their hands at the same time.
Lin Fan then spoke: "Who wants to eat beef?"
All three raised their hands at the same time.
"So..."
"You can eat whatever you want, but you can only take one thing. Lin Fan said seriously: "Do you agree?"
After hearing Lin Fan's words,
Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo nodded.
Followed by
Lin Fan got the beef, while Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo each got the chicken legs.
After a gobble,
The three of them have finally eaten everything, and as for what to do tomorrow... We'll talk about it tomorrow.
suddenly
Thick black clouds squeezed the sky, as if they were about to fall, which was obviously a precursor to rain, just right... A strong wind blew and made the three of them tremble.
"Uncle?"
"Why do I feel a little wrong?" Lin Fan said with a puzzled expression.
As soon as the words fell,
The raindrops began to fall with a gust of wind.
...
A certain compound,
Liu Yun'er and Xia Meifang's mother and daughter sat on the sofa, watching a spy war drama that is more popular at the moment.
"Xiaoyun?"
"You quarreled with Lin Fan, who usually admits mistakes first?" Xia Meifang asked seriously.
"Huh?"
After Liu Yun'er heard this question, she recalled it carefully, and suddenly found... In the time he and Lin Fan were together, they hadn't quarreled once, and they were more angry with him, and then he came over to make himself happy.
“...”
"There wasn't much of a fight. Liu Yun'er shook her head and said casually: "He... He won't quarrel with me. ”
"Really?"
"It's hard to say, it's been a long time... Friction is inevitable. Xia Meifang said: "But... Mom wants you to let him sometimes, after all, he's a man, and in the vast majority of cases, you can be willful... But don't go overboard. ”
Liu Yun'er nodded and said seriously: "I know, I will be measured." ”
"And..."
"Even if the two of you quarrel with each other, you can't bring me up for a breakup, or any divorce. Xia Meifang said solemnly: "No matter what Xiaolin's future achievements are... He was all chosen by you, and no one forced you. ”
"Mom!"
"You're completely overwhelmed, I won't leave her, in fact, Lin Fan is strong..."Liu Yun'er said helplessly.
Hearing her daughter's words, Xia Meifang was stunned for several seconds, and after reacting... He smiled bitterly and said, "What are you telling your mother about? Just know for yourself. ”
"Of course I do!"
"That's why I went to let him go to graduate school, and with his strength, he easily studied for a master's degree and a doctorate..."Liu Yun'er looked at her mother and said righteously: "I dare to swear!"
Xia Meifang stared at her daughter and said in surprise, "So you said this?"
“...”
"Of course!"
"Otherwise, what else can I say..."Liu Yun'er didn't finish her words, when suddenly the mobile phone on the coffee table rang, and the caller was the man she was talking about.
Liu Yun'er picked up her phone, and then pressed the speakerphone.
In a flash
Lin Fan's roar came from the mobile phone.
"Yun'er!"
"Come and save us!"
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