Chapter 89 The mouth is hard
The formless water and the windless are naturally the best state for Liu Jianfeng's work, but for a person, it represents loneliness and loneliness.
Therefore, he cherishes every opportunity to get along with people during the mission, and tries to get happiness from it as much as possible, and enjoy the life of a short-term 'normal person'.
He happily returned to the Lin Group Building, with a proud demeanor and relaxed steps, and walked out of a billion steps in a greeting of 'Hello Mr. Liu'.
came to the top floor and pushed the door directly into Lin Zirou's office, and shouted before he saw anyone: "Xiaorou, for you, my brother is so heartbroken, my mouth is broken, and my body is almost not tired, come and kiss me, comfort ......"
Liu Jianfeng's words came to an abrupt end before he finished speaking, because from this luxurious office, several people walked out of the gray room, secretary Xiaoying, public relations manager Huang Meiyi, marketing manager Zhao Jiaxuan, product development department, purchasing department, human resources department and other departments of the giants, one by one came out with laughter, feeling like crazy.
In the end, Lin Zirou, whose face was flushed, stared at Liu Jianfeng with fire-breathing eyes, eager to hug him and die together.
It's embarrassing......
People in the rivers and lakes will inevitably encounter all kinds of embarrassment, such as pretending to be slapped in the face, bragging and being exposed, making a fool of mistakes in public, losing temper and criticizing in public, etc., which will make us feel embarrassed and embarrassed.
Some people will choose to run away when they encounter this kind of problem, running away with a red face, and they can't get along with the people present, while some people will be annoyed and angry, and they will also start to lose their temper, and they want to kill people and kill them, but often the more this happens, the more embarrassed and embarrassed they become.
When encountering embarrassment, the face can be red, the heart can not panic, you must calmly judge the situation, combine your own identity and the environment of the scene, and make a perfect remedy with the identity of others.
Do you know why the leader is ugly and never feel embarrassed, it is because everything the leader says is right, and he often pulls the topic up.
Just think of Liu Jianfeng at this time, he is the president's boyfriend, and the embarrassing content involves the president Lin Zirou, so everyone desperately endured laughter, as if they had been constipated for a long time, and they couldn't laugh at the leader if they were suffocated.
Seizing this opportunity, Liu Jianfeng got up calmly and said seriously: "You all heard what I said just now, what did you feel from it?"
Everyone didn't expect that they hadn't laughed at him yet, but he asked himself seriously, what else could he feel besides the ambiguous atmosphere he was playing?
Lin Zirou also gritted her teeth, this bastard still dares to talk nonsense, I don't know if the more I talk at this time, the more embarrassing it becomes?
Who would have thought, Liu Jianfeng said solemnly: "The reason why I said that just now is actually to tell you that all of us are working for President Lin Zirou, and everyone must do their best. ”
Everyone looked at Liu Jianfeng in a daze, and even Lin Zirou was stunned, this is the fucking leader, there is no embarrassment in the eyes of the powerful, and an embarrassing thing is raised to a certain height in minutes, especially when it comes to the relationship between superiors and subordinates, surrounded by subordinates, who dares to disagree?
Immediately after that, Liu Jianfeng changed his words and said, "Of course, the reward I want is unique, so don't think about it." ”
At this time, the topic returned to 'come and kiss me', the embarrassing atmosphere has been reduced, and the laughter that everyone is holding back can also laugh calmly, watching them walk out of the door with a smile on their faces, it is estimated that they are scolding Liu Jianfeng in their hearts for being able to talk nonsense, but it makes Liu Jianfeng and Lin Zirou's faces much better.
"How thick-skinned are you?" Lin Zirou said with a wry smile, but she had to obey Liu Jianfeng's nonsense.
Liu Jianfeng sat on the sofa with a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "This is a necessary skill for the superiors, I haven't just become Mr. President, I still need more practice, and I am far from the real leader."
I used to work in a certain unit, the leader personally presided over a meeting, everyone sat down and waited for the leader to speak, when the leader was about to speak, the plump and sexy female secretary sent a cup of tea to the leader, bent down to put the teacup in front of the leader, and the super low collar was infinite in front of the leader.
Thinking about speaking in his head, his eyes looked at the spring, and the leader opened his mouth with a sentence: 'Today's will be very big and white'......"
cough cough cough ...... Lin Zirou coughed wildly, she believed that the leader must want to say that today's meeting was very important, but people are always easily distracted, especially when looking at what they like.
"People are dirty, and the examples are also dirty. Lin Zirou habitually criticized Liu Jianfeng first, and then asked: "Then how did the leader come round?"
Liu Jianfeng said with a smile: "The leader said, big, it means that this is a united conference, a victorious conference, a conference looking forward to the future, and a conference for our development and growth. ”
"Beautiful!" Lin Zirou forgot to spray Liu Jianfeng after hearing this, but gave a heartfelt thumbs up: "Although this leader is a little impatient, this is more about the power of power and the idea of the official position." ”
"Leadership, work is to have meetings, research is to get drunk, and everything you say is right. Liu Jianfeng said with a smile: "So you should also pay attention to talking to employees in the future, maybe an inadvertent sentence will make them misunderstand, and even produce groundless speculation, not to mention saying things to subordinate employees." ”
Lin Zirou was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean, did you find out that there are ghosts in my company again?"
"There must be ghosts, but they are all under control now, not to mention that I have a lot of gains today. Liu Jianfeng said proudly.
"What did you go, where did you go just now?" Lin Zirou asked.
"Miss me?" Liu Jianfeng immediately climbed down the pole, and started the mode of teasing her, according to this level of development, he will soon be distracting her.
"I don't think you've been arrested by the police yet!" Lin Zirou said angrily.
Liu Jianfeng scratched his head and said, "Oh, you must be very fond of nut snacks, right?"
This leap in thinking was so big that even Lin Zirou couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean?"
"Your mouth is too hard!" Liu Jianfeng said depressedly: "You can't admit that you miss me, do you like me?"
"Can't!" Lin Zirou said decisively.
Liu Jianfeng said with a smile: "I have also seen a lot of people with hard mouths, such as those who have no money in their pockets and are still rushing to pay, who can't find a girlfriend and insist that they like to be a single aristocrat, who insists that they are evolving because of hair loss, who insists that they are evolving, who insists that the cup is a pair of A who insists that he follows his father, who is stunted but says that he is short and capable, and who is only three seconds at a time but says that time is life." ”
"Hooligans!" Lin Zirou scolded: "You don't talk nonsense, where did you die just now, as soon as you come back, you will talk nonsense, and I will be embarrassed by you." ”
"Just now I went to the Netherworld Mansion to meet Lord Yama, and I begged hard for you, so I asked you to kiss me and comfort my mouth. Liu Jianfeng said proudly.
Lin Zirou's face turned red, and said: "What nonsense, people like you went to the Netherworld Mansion to see Lord Yama, and you can't be directly sent into the eighteenth layer of hell and never be reborn, can you still come back?"
"You're right, those ghosts want to lock me up and go to hell, but because I care about you too much, and I still have a lifetime of marriage with you, so I came back from the eighteenth layer of hell, and I want to accompany you through this life. Liu Jianfeng said with a smile.
Although he was laughing, it shook Lin Zirou's heart, Zixia Fairy once fantasized that a hero of the world, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, stepped on five-colored auspicious clouds to marry her, and now Lin Zirou met even more ruthless, a hero of the world, killed from the deepest part of hell, just to spend his life with him.
Obviously feeling that her soft heart suddenly rose, Lin Zirou hurriedly calmed down and said, "I'm too lazy to listen to your nonsense." ”
After speaking, Lin Zirou walked back to his position as president quickly, with a straight face, with a kind of bearing that reigned over the world.
And Liu Jianfeng was really dry-mouthed, holding Lin Zirou's cup, filling the water dispenser with water, and drinking it with a bang, Lin Zirou didn't have time to organize, the position where he drank the water was still printed with his own lipstick print.
But what does it matter now, he hasn't kissed him once or twice anyway.
After pouring a glass of water and licking his lips, feeling much more comfortable, Liu Jianfeng asked, "What did you do with so many people in the room just now?"
"You can't take care of it. Lin Zirou habitually said, and then explained: "A new batch of goods is about to be put into production, but it is impossible to rent the plant under the name of Jiangshan, please ask them to come over and arrange the task, let the procurement department find a suitable plant as soon as possible, let the public relations department and the marketing department try to communicate with customers, and strive to extend the delivery time. ”
Liu Jianfeng thought about it, but decided not to talk about the escape of Huangquan for the time being, so as not to make her nervous, so he simply followed her topic and asked: "What did you invent, even the robbers don't want your money, and directly ask for your intellectual property?"
Although this topic made Lin Zirou still feel a little apprehensive, she also felt very proud, yes, the robbers all want their own intellectual property rights, which is enough to explain the value.
Lin Zirou pretended to be modest and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just ordinary artificial intelligence." ”
"Hey, you're really humble, just like the richest man who has no concept of money, a big guy with a small goal of 100 million, only successful people can pretend to be 13 invisible. Liu Jianfeng smiled bitterly, then walked to Lin Zirou's side, looked down at the new product introduction on the table, and some design drawings, but found that he couldn't understand it at all.
Lin Zirou is very proud of her inventions, which represent the most advanced technology in the field of machinery in our dynasty.
Liu Jianfeng stood behind her, holding the back of her chair with both hands, someone leaned over, almost face to face, and said in Lin Zirou's ear: "Although I don't understand, I'm still proud of you, a beauty can obviously rely on her face to eat, but she has to rely on her talent, she drills in the laboratory every day, thousands of experiments, what kind of will quality does this need, women don't let me have eyebrows."
Although I can't help you much, I want to be like this, hugging you gently behind me, grinding with your ears, watching you talk about your inventions proudly, comforting you when you fail, cheering you when you succeed, and always being the man behind you. ”
This sudden confession of true love made Lin Ziroufang's heart beat wildly, and when she raised her head slightly, she was already eye-catching, and her red lips were about to speak, but they were blocked by Liu Jianfeng's fiery lips......