215, why didn't Xiao He come to work?
Weekday.
After the rainfall of the previous rounds of typhoons, the air in Jiangnan City has become very humid, and the whole city is like adding a layer of filter, which is extraordinarily fresh.
Nie Xiaoyu led the husky who had been dismantled through the police station, and when he passed by the three groups of offices, he easily put a large bag of fruit on Gu Chen's table.
"Brother Gu Chen, my father asked me to give these fruits to you, thank you for helping him move vegetables last time. ”
"It's a little thing, don't be so polite. Gu Chen didn't care too much.
"Brother Gu Chen, you can take it, it's okay to share it with your colleagues, anyway, my dad said, I'll give it to you, as for how to distribute it, that's your own business." ”
Officer Wang was afraid that Gu Chen would refuse, so he hurriedly stepped forward to take the fruit and said, "I said Xiaoyu, it's still your father Lao Nie who knows us best, and giving it to Gu Chen is actually giving it to us, right, Gu Chen?"
Gu Chen: "I ......"
"You...... You must be grateful to Master Nie, how can you not thank people for sending you fruits?" another third-class superintendent ran over, ready to divide the fruit.
Lu Weiwei approached the water, picked a few big apples and put them in her arms: "It's still Master Nie, if there is something delicious, I can always think of the three of us." ”
"Sister Weiwei, if you like it, next time you go to the cafeteria to find me, I have a lot of them in the refrigerator, all of them are purchased by my father from the countryside, and they are very cheap, so much that I can't eat them all. Nie Xiaoyu's hospitable appearance made Lu Weiwei like it quite a lot.
"Really, the fruits in the city have been dying of expensive recently, so next time I go to your canteen to wholesale them." Lu Weiwei said.
"Okay, you don't need to wholesale it, I'll give it to you, give as much as you want. Nie Xiaoyu looked at Lu Weiwei with a serious face.
Officer Wang hurriedly came over and reminded: "Xiaoyu, I advise you to retract what you just said, otherwise your father Lao Nie will beat you, Lu Weiwei's foodie nature is notoriously powerful." ”
Lu Weiwei smashed an orange on Officer Wang: "Lao Wang, what's the matter with you? Please don't stir up the pure friendship between our female comrades here." ”
Saying that, Lu Weiwei also held Nie Xiaoyu's hand, and the two of them instantly assumed the posture of a helmsman sailing on the sea.
"Okay, okay, okay if I sow discord?" Officer Wang didn't know as much as a lesbian, and when he saw the dog in Nie Xiaoyu's hand, Officer Wang's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Eh, isn't this the husky that dismantled the second group? What? Lao Nie hasn't stewed it yet, aren't you afraid that it will tear down your cafeteria?"
As soon as the words fell, the husky seemed to understand the malice from Officer Wang, and immediately roared at Officer Wang's "Wang" twice, which frightened Officer Wang and quickly took two steps back.
"Haha!"
There was a burst of laughter in the office.
Nie Xiaoyu also smiled: "There's nothing wrong with this dog, my dad treats it as a treasure, except for a little silly fufu, everything else is very good." ”
"I think I've grown up a lot, and I haven't seen it in the cafeteria before. Gu Chen said.
"yes. Nie Xiaoyu also smiled and said: "My dad is afraid that Xiao Yang will be unfavorable to it, after all, it is the second group that has dismantled Xiao Yang, so my dad protects the calf and locks it in the warehouse of the canteen, and he will not let it appear in the canteen during meal time." ”
Lu Weiwei touched the dog's head and said with a smile: "Indeed, with Xiao Yang's character of revenge, this dog will not live tomorrow, but I still admire it, I even dared to dismantle the police station at the beginning, and this dog's guts are fat." ”
"Xiao Yang is coming soon, it's on the first floor, I suggest you take these Erha away quickly. "As soon as I walked into the office of the third group, a second-class superintendent issued an early warning of killing dogs.
Nie Xiaoyu said "oh", said goodbye to everyone, and then hurriedly took the husky and prepared to leave quickly from the other passage in the corridor.
As soon as Nie Xiaoyu left on the front foot, Xiao Yang came on the back foot, seamless docking, and everyone shouted that it was dangerous.
It feels like this is a dog's escape from the rivers and lakes......
Officer Wang carried a large bag of fruit and handed it to the second-class superintendent who had just reported the news, and asked him to distribute the fruit to everyone.
Then he walked to Gu Chen's side and said with a smile: "Gu Chen, you are the lucky general of our three groups, with you, our three groups have always eaten and drunk in terms of snacks and fruits." ”
Lu Weiwei next to her laughed: "Look at what your old Wang said, I don't know...... I thought that our third criminal investigation team let Senior Brother Gu cheat to eat and drink, how do you feel that you are all using Gu Chen to cheat fans. ”
"Can this gift be the same as cheating? Besides, it's not that Gu Chen has to let them send it, you just treat it as a gift to me. Officer Wang also refuted seriously.
Officer Ding next to him laughed: "Between your Lao Wang and Gu Chen, there are still thirty Xiao Yangs." ”
Lu Weiwei also laughed out loud: "I think Lao Wang's face can be invulnerable." ”
"Roll the calf......" Officer Wang began to retort.
Several parties ridiculed each other and "humiliated" each other, and the office was so lively.
The second-level superintendent who finished distributing the fruit handed over the last dragon fruit to Gu Chen, and thanked him: "Gu Chen, thank you for the fruit." ”
"You're welcome. Gu Chen said.
Officer Wang, Officer Ding and Lu Weiwei were chatting happily, when they suddenly looked at the second-level superintendent behind them and asked, "Is it all done?"
"Except for Xiao He, who is not here, everyone else has already posted it. Superintendent II said.
"What are you talking about? He Junchao is not here?" Officer Wang quickly glanced back.
The seat of Superintendent Ho Chun-chiu, who is a third-class superintendent, is indeed empty.
Turning his head to look around, there was no figure of He Junchao in the office, and Officer Wang scratched the back of his head and couldn't help but wonder.
"No, this Xiao He has always been the most active, especially when it comes to eating, this guy's sense of smell is also first-class, but I don't seem to have seen him since I went to work. Officer Wang suddenly felt a little curious.
"Will that be in the bathroom?" asked Lou.
"No, it won't. The second-level superintendent who handed out the fruit said directly: "I came out of the toilet just now, Xiao He is not in the toilet." ”
The air was silent for a few seconds......
Suddenly, someone said, "Xiao He didn't come to work today."
Suddenly, the whole office suddenly became lively......
"What's going on? Xiao He has never been late for work, and now it's past nine o'clock, why hasn't he come to work yet?"
"Will you encounter something on the road and go bravely?"
"Ah, if that's the case, you should call us to let us know, right? But no one of us has ever received a call from Xiao He now?"
I don't know who suddenly said, "Could it be an injury?"
Entire office ...... The atmosphere suddenly became tense.
Thinking about some news reports a few days ago, the police met a speeding car robber on the road, went up to see the righteousness and were stabbed.
It had only been a few days since this kind of news happened, and Comrade Xiao He, the third-class superintendent of the police department, who had always gone to work on time, suddenly disappeared.
He is usually the person who makes the most trouble, but today he didn't even see a figure.
If it weren't for the fact that the fruit was not sent just now, everyone even thought that Xiao He was in the office.
"I'll give him a call. Officer Wang quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed the number with a heavy face.
"I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off, please dial again later, Saorui, Thief Nambata, Yo Hi Uh, with Ao, one word Oh Buddha, Prisri with Ao, Leter~"
"Turn off the phone?" Officer Wang looked at the phone in confusion and said, "This guy doesn't even answer the phone?"
"Could something really be wrong?" Lu Weiwei's face suddenly became heavy.
I feel an ominous premonition for He Junchao.
Many people are starting to use their imagination......
"Is it really in the hospital?"
Or is it...... Lying on the side of the road with a puddle of blood on his side?"
"And then yelling at the robbers in pain?"
"It won't be so weak, right? I remember that Xiao He used to be a Sanda champion?"
"Will there be a lot of people on the other side, and someone will stab you in the back?"
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but shrink their necks, feeling extremely frightened by thinking about it for a while.
At the same time, on the other side, between the police dormitory building and the office building, He Junchao was running wildly on the path......
While running, he also muttered: "It's over, how can you set the calculator as an alarm clock?"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The moment he rushed to the door of the office, He Junchao tried to adjust his breathing.
Thinking that when the group of people in the three groups was busy, he could walk back to his desk as if nothing had happened.
And then ...... What should I do, isn't it usually like this?
"He Junchao, you're just late, it's okay, they won't know. ”
After talking to himself for a while, He Junchao's courage had also reached subversion, he raised his head and began to walk towards the office.
I just walked through the door and found it quiet in the office.
As soon as I passed by Lu Weiwei's side, I obviously felt that there was a meeting in the office.
As soon as he sat back in his seat and felt that everything had settled, Officer Wang smashed an orange over: "He Junchao." ”
"Here!" He Junchao immediately stood up.
"Where did you go just now?" asked Officer Wang.
"Up...... Toilet. He Junchao was a little weak-hearted.
"Huh?" Officer Wang's eyes suddenly widened.
"Wang ...... Senior Brother Wang, I'm ...... I overslept in my dorm. Seeing that he couldn't hide, He Junchao had no choice but to confess.
Everyone looked at each other, and then they breathed a sigh of relief.
Lu Weiwei sighed: "If you don't come here, our three groups may have to put you on the list of missing persons." ”
"Yes, Senior Brother He, everyone was worried about you just now. Gu Chen also said.
He Junchao's face was ugly, and he asked weakly: "It's not so exaggerated, right? I don't usually see how important I am in the third group?"
Looking at Officer Wang again, it was still that expression, it was still that action, and I felt that I was going to take a knife on myself.
"What's the situation with you?" said Officer Wang.
"Didn't you take a vacation yesterday and drank too much in the evening. He Junchao also regretted it, and said: "The alarm clock I set for myself was displayed as 7.00, but it didn't go off today, and I woke up and found that I pressed the calculator yesterday." ”
Officer Wang snorted and said, "The calculator was used as an alarm clock for the first time, were you a little nervous?
"Poof, hahaha, interesting. ”
There was a burst of laughter in the office......
"This calculator is a real responsibility. Lu Weiwei was also not happy, and she covered her stomach with laughter.
He Junchao, who has never been late for work, was late for the first time because he used the calculator as an alarm clock, which is really unbelievable.
He Junchao lowered his head and said ashamedly: "Senior Brother Wang, isn't this overdrinking? ”
"What kind of wine is so powerful, aren't you kid quite able to drink?" Officer Ding on the side also said curiously.
You must know that in fact, in the entire three criminal investigation groups, He Junchao's alcohol consumption is on the high side, and every time he has a dinner, only He Junchao drinks to the end, which can't help but make people a little puzzled.
"VIPER, A BLENDED LIQUOR, WE CALL IT SNAKEVENOM, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE CHALLENGING IT. He Junchao also said helplessly: "This wine has a particularly high alcohol content, its degree has reached 67.5 degrees, I didn't know it at the time, I read it according to the wine label, it is beer, I think it is beer." ”
"Do you kid drink with brains?" Officer Wang also said angrily: "You won't see clearly before drinking?"
"I didn't know that at the time. He Junchao also looked helpless, and said: "At that time, my friend handed me the wine, saying that it was beer, and I also found out that something was wrong after drinking it, and turned to look at the wine label, and wrote three very small words on the back: Prepared wine, and it is still blended with edible alcohol, so the degree will be so high." ”
After a pause, He Junchao was annoyed again: "To tell you the truth, this wine smells, there is no hop smell, and the body is also muddy, a bit like the feeling of beer, not particularly transparent, and then I poured it into the water and took a sip, I was sure that it was not beer, but I found that my brain was a little up." ”
"You even dare to challenge a poisonous snake?" another old comrade interjected: "I happened to drink this wine once before, when my friend said it was beer, I didn't say a word, I picked it up and drank it as an ordinary beer, and it almost killed me." ”
"Yes, the poisonous snake is so bitter, it's not good to drink at all, and it's expensive, if it weren't for the more than 800 yuan of this wine, I wouldn't drink it. He Junchao said this, and he also poured a mouthful of water, feeling that his mouth was still dry.
Many old comrades who had never heard of poisonous snakes were suddenly full of curiosity.
"This wine is so powerful, even Comrade Xiao He can't beat it?"
"If you want me to say, it doesn't matter what kind of wine it is, you have to look at the degree before drinking, and if the degree is too high, just give up. ”
"Yes, don't challenge when you drink, don't be greedy for a cup of good wine, and it's better to be slightly drunk than to get drunk. ”
Many people expressed their opinions, until He Junchao took out a 1,000 yuan cash coupon, and everyone was stunned.
"What's this?" asked Lou Weiwei.
"The cash coupon for the music bar, my friend is a VIP there, and the store said I was a new customer, and gave me a cash coupon. He Junchao said.
"A cash coupon of 1,000 yuan?" Officer Wang also widened his eyes and said, "The profit of this drink is really large, and it is estimated that 1,000 yuan will not be able to drink anything in it, right?"
"It's okay. He Junchao said: "There is also cheap beer inside, anyway, I have already drunk too much, this cash coupon will be given to you, if you like to drink during the holidays, you can go to sit inside, there are often Internet celebrity singers singing there." ”
Lu Weiwei took the lead in drawing the cash coupon, and said with a smile: "It's rare to have a holiday tomorrow, Lao Wang and Senior Brother Gu, why don't we go there and sit there after work tonight, I have long heard that the Internet celebrity singer in this house is very good." ”
Officer Wang didn't answer Lu Weiwei's words, he also coughed twice, and said to He Junchao: "Although you were on vacation yesterday, you have to go to work today, and it is not appropriate to drink at night, so you have to pick a day when you don't go to work the next day, right?"
"See, isn't that overconfidence in the amount of alcohol I drink? I want to know that the Viper is this kind of wine, and I will definitely not touch it. He Junchao also looked innocent.
"Okay, but if you're late today, I still have to record it, you can't escape, and it can be regarded as a long memory for your kid. ”
He Junchao was very cooperative, and he didn't have much emotion, just said thank you, and then continued to devote himself to work.
Six o'clock in the afternoon.
At the end of the day's work, Lu Weiwei stopped Gu Chen and Officer Wang and asked, "It's rare that everyone won't go to work tomorrow, and we have cash coupons for the Qing Bar in our hands, how about it? Let's get together together, I also want to go to that kind of special literary and artistic Qing Bar and listen to how Internet celebrity singers sing." ”
Gu Chen glanced at Officer Wang beside him and said, "Senior Brother Wang, I'll go." ”
"Lao Wang. Lu Weiwei thrust in her waist and said in a questioning tone: "Are you going or not, reply to me." ”
"As long as I don't pay for it, I'll go. Officer Wang said.
Lu Weiwei put the cash coupon on his table: "Na, I have asked He Junchao, he said that this cash coupon can offset the consumption of 1,000 yuan in the store, there is no limit, the three of us sit there, eat a small snack, drink a small beer, and watch the Internet celebrity sing, where can we consume?"
Officer Wang thought for a moment: "Then if that's the case, you can go and have a look." ”
"What are you looking at?" Lu Weiwei said impatiently: "Hurry up and change out of the police uniform, let's set off now." ”
Officer Wang looked at the table below and said, "That's okay, but I'll stay for a few hours and leave, if I overspend, I won't pay for it, this point must be made clear." ”
"Look at your stinginess. Lu Weiwei was quite dissatisfied and said: "I won't let you pay, if there is excess consumption, I Lu Weiwei will pay, this is always okay, right?"
"Lao Wang, if you don't go to me, why don't you come and help me change the night shift?" Officer Ding walked up to a few people, also quite interested.
"No way. Officer Wang's answer was categorical.
Six twenty o'clock.
Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei and Officer Wang, who changed into casual clothes, took a taxi to this Internet celebrity music bar called "Style".
The bar is mainly based on light music, and it is a relatively quiet bar with no DISCO or hot dancing.
It is suitable for chatting, communicating feelings with friends, drinking and chatting.
Due to the characteristics of the bar, in addition to the relatively soft and warm lighting, the design of the bar counter, foyer, and loose table will be relatively elegant compared with the drunken fans of the bar.
Walking in, it will give people the feeling of suddenly being quiet in the busy city.
The three of them pushed open the door of the store, and the crisp sound of a bell suddenly made the three of them feel a burst of music rushing to their faces.
It's still early, and the Internet celebrity singer hasn't arrived yet, but on the question board at the door, tonight's performance time and the name of the resident singer are marked.
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