Chapter 207: Unsightly
"Tell me, how the hell did you get to be like this...... Could it be that your author and the author who was drugged by the man in black and turned into a primary school student, and then went to school for more than 20 years and has been in the fourth grade of elementary school, died wherever he went, and the author of the famous Grim Reaper elementary school student is the same teacher?"
Zhen Hao talked a lot, and everyone who listened to it was foggy and dizzy, which can be summed up in one sentence.
This t m said that the gods and demons are things!
Yongdu's brain was even more buzzing, except for the first sentence, he understood it, and he knew all the words that were said later, but when these words were combined, he couldn't understand Zhen Hao's meaning at all.
But it doesn't matter, with his years of experience in the universe, as long as he picks up questions that he can understand, it is generally not a big deal.
"It was the Star Eagle, and he and I disagreed, and I did something that went against our original principles, so he gave me this curse. But my punishment only lasts a few days, not more than twenty years. If I really want to live like this for more than twenty years, I might as well jump out of the battleship and die now. β
Yongdu had a look of fear and disbelief on his face, he really couldn't imagine how the "elementary school student" who had been a child for more than 20 years persevered, he couldn't stand it after a few days.
"Oh~ ~ I know "Star Eagle", the predator of Stallone's cameo. β
"Huh?"
Yongdu looked confused, the first time he heard that there were still people in "Star Eagle" who could make a cameo, but I didn't know where that Stallone was sacred, could it be ...... Could it be that he is the notorious Skrull in the universe?
Not only do the Skruls have advanced technology, but they also have a special talent for shapeshifting, they can transform into any target, and can mimic their opponent's superpowers and hand-to-hand combat abilities, which in layman's terms are similar to pasting and copying.
"It's nothing, I'm just talking nonsense, let's talk about you. You don't sleep in the middle of the night, why do you sneak around our battleship?" Zhen Hao brushed Yongdu's doubts and threw a question at him.
"Actually, I just want to find a safe spaceship to take a ride and go to another planet for two days first. After all, you've seen me like this now, and I don't have a bit of deterrence, and I guess I can't suppress my team members, it's not a rebellion, so I just left a message and sneaked out, and then ...... That's what it looks like. β
Yongdu spread his hands and looked at Zhen Hao with an innocent face, saying that he had no malicious intentions, and if possible, please let him go.
At this time, Zhen Hao remembered what Yongdu had done that violated the principle of the predator, and along with this, he also remembered a super big leek in "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2", ββββ Celestial God Igo, a group of Celestials who have survived for millions of years, and his body is a freak with a brain.
Yondu had been commissioned by Igo to retrieve the son he had sown in the universe, which is why Yondo was kicked out of the marauders and punished by the Star Eagle.
In fact, this is also saving Yongdu in disguise, after all, the predators don't shoot at children.
It's just that...... Zhen Hao is also not sure whether the current Yongdu has adopted Star-Lord.
If you don't know, just ask.
Zhen Hao said directly, "Is Star-Lord there with you now?"
"Huh?"
Yongdu was a little confused: "Who is that?"
"It's Peter Jason Quayle. β
......
Yongdu was silent for three seconds, and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Hahaha~ ~!Who is Peter Jason Quayle?Where did the wild boy come from, I have never heard of it, I think he must be an unknown pawn, he must be irrelevant......"
Seeing Yongdu's dead duck's hard mouth, and wanting to excuse Star-Lord, Zhen Hao smiled, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and his divine thoughts poured out directly, instantly wrapping Yongdu firmly in it.
Feeling that he was bound by some kind of energy again, Yongdu looked helpless: "Oh~ ~, Xie Te, can't we have a good talk~ ~?~ ~"
Before he could finish speaking, Yongdu began to emit a strange trilling sound under the gaze of everyone, followed by a crazy tremor, as if he had touched Thor's hammer that was discharging.
"Ah!!h
This was followed by a heart-rending scream, a miserable scream that made the scalps of everyone in the command room tingle, and the Dead Blade General, who had been squatting in another corner and had not spoken from beginning to end, shrank even more, recalling the pain of the renovation, and now he couldn't help but tremble a little.
Ten minutes later.
After the spiritual world was renovated, Yongdu, who was sweating profusely, got up from the ground, his pupils were dilated and full of confusion, he didn't understand what had just happened, and then shook his brain, which seemed a little dull and inflexible under the severe pain, and then he barely woke up.
Looking around, after Yongdu saw Zhen Hao, his sluggish spirit instantly lifted a hundred times, and he directly recovered to the peak and even surpassed, his eyes were full of attachment, and he looked at Zhen Hao affectionately.
"Parent ......"
"Call me Boss. β
Zhen Hao took the lead and quickly severed the "father-son" relationship with Yongdu before he wanted to "recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors".
"Yes~~"
Yongdu's tone was full of loss, he was full of energy just now, but now he immediately became depressed, looking at Zhen Hao's eyes full of resentment, like a little girl who saw her boyfriend stepping on two boats, obviously disappointed to the extreme, but she was still eaten to death.
"Brother Zhen Hao, what's going on?"
Although Yongdu's words were interrupted by Zhen Hao in the middle of his speech, but the first word Niu Erhua could hear it clearly, it was clearly the word "father" of "father", and I heard Thor, Loki and Jarvis call Zhen Hao "father" all day long, Niu Erhua firmly believed that he was absolutely not mistaken, and Yongdu obviously wanted to recognize his father's rhythm just now.
Seeing that he couldn't be fooled, Zhen Hao explained to Niu Erhua how to use his personality charm to subdue others in the principle of "planting trees".
After hearing this, Niu Erhua suddenly realized that he was speechless, while Thor and the others were trembling in a huddle, and their eyes looking at Zhen Hao were full of fear, fear, and happiness......
"Tell me, have you adopted Peter Jason Quayle? β
The same question came out of Zhen Hao's mouth again, but this time the answer was very different.
"Yes Father...... Boss, I adopted Quill seven years ago, and he's fifteen years old now. β
Zhen Hao leaned forward, slightly excited: "Then do you know where Igo's planet is?"
"I don't know, his whereabouts are erratic, and every time he changes places, he leaves me an address in Contraxia, but he hasn't left me any information since I didn't give him Quill. β
The leeks in his hand are gone, Zhen Hao is a little disappointed, but it doesn't hurt, if he is determined to find a planet in the universe, although it is not easy, it will not be difficult.
And...... Zhen Hao has a question that has plagued him for many years after watching "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2": "You said that Igo himself was fine all day long and just wandered around, so why didn't he go to find his descendants by himself, and he had to let you find them?"
"Hiss~ ~"
Yongdu gasped, and then fell into silence, and when Zhen Hao mentioned this, he also thought of this stubble.
"Is it possible...... He's sick in the head?"
......
The words are not shocking, and they are endless.
Zhen Hao can be regarded as knowing how Star-Lord's funny character was developed, and it turns out that the culprit is here!
Sure enough, "where there is a father, there must be a son...... For the sake of them not being biological, Zhen Hao felt that "those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black" is more suitable for their adoptive father and son.
As for Yongdu's comic speculation, Zhen Hao subconsciously wanted to refute it after hearing it.
People are dignified gods, great beings in the universe, how can they be stupid melons with brain problems! But when the words came to his mouth, Zhen Hao didn't know what to say.
And think about it carefully, the more Zhen Hao thinks about it, the more he feels that what Yongdu said still makes some sense, a brain buried deep in the ground for millions of years, you say that he can always remain normal, it is also a bit unreasonable (?β²w'? ).
A group of Celestials with a sick brain...... No wonder all day long thinking about destroying the civilization of the universe.
In the same way, Thanos, who wants to destroy half of the creatures, is probably not much more normal in his mind.
One of these two wants to destroy the civilization of the whole universe, and the other wants to erase half of the living organisms in the whole universe, this Marvel world is really a broken world, and it has not been destroyed until now, and I really have to thank the creator for his mercy.
"The people of the Marvel world are so pitiful. β
Zhen Hao sighed with emotion.
"Huh, Boss, what are you talking about?"
"It's nothing, it's just a little emotional, there's nothing to do with you, you can play while you go." Zhen Hao waved his hand away Yongdu, looking a little excited.
"Brother Yongdu! here, come here!"
The Dead Blade General, who had long been looking forward to Yongdu, who was suffering from the same illness as him, saw that Yongdu was useless in Zhen Hao, so he hurriedly beckoned to him, and his eyebrows were full of welcome to his new companion.
Yongdu heard someone shouting his name, and looked in the direction where the voice came from, only to see a gray-black strong man squatting in the corner waving to him courteously, holding a long-handled war knife in his arms.
"Deathblade General!"
With an exclamation, Yongdu recognized at a glance that the strong man squatting in the corner was none other than the head of Thanos' Five Starsββββ General Deathblade.
Thinking of the description of the Death Blade General in the universe as brutal and bloodthirsty, cold-blooded and ruthless, and born to kill, Yongdu looked at the Death Blade General with a vigilant face on his forehead, cold sweat flowing from his back, his lips moving slightly, and the sentry arrows surrounding his body.
"That's your colleague, don't make a fuss. β
Zhen Hao saw this tense atmosphere, and calmed Yongdu with his mouth, and then his divine thoughts poured out, pulling a trace of spiritual silk between the two of them together.
Feeling the breath of the same root and origin on the other party's body, the vigilance in Yongdu's eyes gradually faded, and a trace of closeness gradually surfaced in his heart, and he involuntarily walked towards the Death Blade General under his feet.
After the entanglement of the spirit of the two people, the Dead Blade General originally had a little more cordiality in his mood just because of the joy of having his companions, and when he saw Yongdu step forward, he didn't get up, and squatted directly in the corner and opened his arms to welcome the arrival of his new friend.
"Smack!"
The sound of flesh crashing sounded, and the two hugged each other vigorously and hugged each other tightly, as if they wanted to integrate each other into their bodies. And he was reluctant to let go of this hug, Zhen Hao saw that the hands of the Death Blade General who were originally patting Yongdu's back gradually turned into caressing...... Petting?
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And seeing that the face of the Dead Blade General gradually filled with a "happy" smile, even if the performance of Yongdu was not as good as that of the Dead Blade General, it was not much worse than it.
The spiritual convergence continued, and under Zhen Hao's gaze, the hands of the Death Blade General who caressed Yongdu's back even wanted to continue to go deeper, and Zhen Hao, who was frightened by such an indescribable and unbearable scene, immediately changed his face, and instantly pulled away the spiritual silk that the two were tightly entangled.
The entanglement was so tight that Zhen Hao broke it one after another under his strength.