Chapter 249: A Man and a Woman
Only?? That's right. ”
Zhao Punctual doesn't care whether this is really the case or not, anyway, the tone must be affirmative, otherwise I don't know when this matter will end.
The time is too long, Pei Youqing may not remember clearly, obviously fell into thought, and Zhao Punctuality, who won back a city, struck while the iron was hot: "I admit that I wanted to chase you the first time I saw you, but this is to blame for you being too beautiful." Don't talk about me, but if you are a man, there is no greed when you see you for the first time. It's just that they're not as thick-skinned as I am.
It's also true that I confessed to you the second time I saw you, and this is how I express my affection, not to mention that we have experienced a lot. I'm different from a scumbag, even if you didn't agree at the time, I couldn't back down, if a girl like you missed it, I would never meet it again in my life. Treat him ten times, a hundred times, I have to put you in my household registration book.
I did say that the scumbag figure the lower half of the body, and the straight man figure the second half of his life. I do act a bit like a scumbag, but I'm not the same as a scumbag. I am looking for both your lower body and the second half of your life. ”
Zhao Punctual was so anxious that he almost swore to the sky, for fear that he would not believe it, which made Pei Youqing very useful. If you think about it carefully, this product really doesn't quite fit the definition of a scumbag.
If nothing else, let's just say that Qingyu Media, which was almost created by him. If he is a scumbag, how can it be that a company with a profit of tens of millions and unlimited potential is unguarded and handed over to outsiders.
If a scumbag is like this, chasing a woman is equivalent to declaring bankruptcy. How can you have the financial resources to chase the second one.
Scumbags are not stupid men. This is enough for Pei Youqing to trust Zhao Punctuality's words.
However, it is impossible to admit mistakes, and it is impossible in this life.
Pei Youqing showed a weak smile on his face, "Then to put it this way, you are both a scumbag and a straight man." In other words, you're a bastard, huh?"
Zhao Shoushi was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this [bastard] was the abbreviation of [mixed villain].
This broken name is really ugly, how can there be a high-end atmosphere from [Aquaman]. When the time comes, let's also say to the Pacific Ocean: I have contracted this fishpond.
"Eldest sister, if you say that I'm a man with three points of water, I will accept it, and the bastard is too ugly. ”
When he swallowed a mouthful of old blood, Zhao Punche waved his hand, "Yes, it doesn't matter if he's a man or a bastard." The most important thing is that my interpretation of scumbags and straight men is narrow, human nature is a very complex thing, and it cannot be casually defined by simple behavior. ”
"What is narrow and not narrow, it's not a touch of the upper lip and the lower lip, and you are justified in saying anything. Pei Youqing pursed his mouth, still holding on to achieve the purpose of forcibly saving his dignity.
Zhao Shoushi was so angry that his teeth were crooked, and he said word by word when he broke her face back: "I'm really not making it up, it's really complicated." ”
Pei Youqing stretched out his tongue and snorted slightly, and said in a playful voice: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it." Even if you say it, I still don't believe it. ”
Well, Zhao Punctual realized that this product actually understands everything, but he can't wipe his face and refuses to admit it.
Zhao Shoushi knew that no matter how much he explained, it would be useless, so he simply said a few words and saved some spit.
Seeing that Zhao Punctual looked like he was not stingy and did not speak. Pei Youqing came to tease her again: "Hey, you say, how do you know if I believe it if you don't say it?"
"Kneel and insist?" Zhao Punctuality's eyes narrowed slightly, covering up the dangerous light in it.
Of course, Pei Youqing didn't notice it, and nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, yes, you are insisting." Come on, show. ”
"Order,"
Zhao Punctual made an OK gesture and directly posed Pei Youqing as oπ┫,
Although Pei Youqing was stunned, he also instantly reacted to what Zhao Punctual was going to do. But this cheese is a little new. Unwilling to accept new things, she naturally struggled to resist.
But Zhao Punctual is a firm executive, since Pei Youqing has said [kneeling insistence], and he has also confirmed it once, that is, there is no problem with double package tickets.
In order to avoid people getting angry, it must be executed, and not only implemented, but also thoroughly executed, directly to the end.
Zhao Punctuality, who repeatedly performed the task, patted her and reassured: "Don't worry, my brother will explain to you the difference between a scumbag and a straight man after chasing a girl into his hands." ”
'Pill !!'
This is the most intuitive feeling in Pei Youqing's heart. Popular science is a good thing, but now this situation is a bit insulting.
She was about to struggle to break free, but who would have thought that Zhao Punctual would take the initiative to loosen the restraints.
Although he pounced again, at least he changed to the kind of cheese he used to eat. Although this is still a bit difficult to say, it is easier to accept than before.
It's like if you think the house is too dark and want to open a skylight, everyone must not allow it. But if you advocate tearing down the roof, they will take the initiative to reconcile and open the windows.
If you say yes, they might even thank you for your understanding.
Pei Youqing's current situation is a bit like this. Originally, she still wanted to bite Zhao Punctual to death, but now although she doesn't feel grateful, at least the hatred is gone.
In addition, I am curious about how Zhao Punctual will show the difference between a scumbag and a straight man.
also let him run into the river savagely, and painted a picture of the Qingming River.
Hundreds, or thousands, Pei Youqing didn't know. Rippling in the wind on the sea, how could she have the leisure to count this thing.
But she knew that until this bastard on her body shot herself, she didn't explain a word about the difference between a scumbag and a straight man. Oh no, he didn't even say a word.
Angry, she pushed him down and said, "What's the situation with you?
"Nope. Zhao Shoushi gasped a little, and after taking two deep breaths, "I have already shown you what I have done." ”
"Ah, is there one?" Pei Youqing, who asked rhetorically, recalled every detail just now, the same as before.
The time is the same, the cheese is the same, the range of action is the same, all the same, all the same.
After this meeting, Zhao Punctuality's spirit recovered a little: "At the beginning, putting you like that is the way straight men like, so deep and interested." Most of the straight men's experience about this comes from the movies in the island country that can be done by three or two people.
With few opportunities to practice, they have a kind of honey confidence. I always like to ask big bu, cool bu shuang, play pipi, called baba. I can't scream, so I'll just tell you now. If you want to experience it, let's have a practical class in a moment.
And then I let you go, that's the scumbag way. Their experience with this kind of thing comes from practice. There is a way to practice to produce true knowledge. As soon as you frowned, I knew it was time to tap. As soon as you snort, I knew I had to push hard. As soon as you look up, I'll stop. Your eyes are blurred, and I will rush to #front. If your muscles are tight, I'll get you to the fire, and I can speed up the shot. ”
"You、、、。 Pei Youqing's face turned red, and she was so angry that she couldn't say a word when she pointed at Zhao Punctuality. After a long time, two words protruded from between his teeth: "Big Durian !!"
Eh, it's really Zhao Punctuality's words that are too revealing #, Rao is that she has been cultivated by Zhao Punctual for half a year, and she can't resist it. At that moment, he directly put his head under the quilt and shouted: "Ah, I'm dead." ”
In an instant, she poked her head out again, and said with a blank face: "I want to show you how the scumbag girl and the straight woman make men lose their resistance." ”
Zhao Punctual raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect this chick to be so smart and know how to be flexible. A must-see.
He closed his eyes and said, "Come on, I'm ready." ”
Zhao Punctual made up his mind that no matter what happened, he would respond to all changes with the same.
It was a surprise, a surprise to be exact. Pei Youqing actually kissed his Adam's apple, and sighed twice with his earlobe in his mouth and said, "Is it comfortable? ”
Just these two sentences, there is a scumbag taste~~
Zhao Punctual was so excited, quietly waiting for the most critical moment to come. A bug automatically sounded in my heart: "Running with the wind, freedom is the direction." ”
Tick-tock, a long time passed, and Zhao Punctual didn't wait for anything. It even felt like Pei Youqing was no longer by his side.
When his eyes opened, he secretly glanced at it, and there was indeed no Pei Youqing beside him, and she was actually haunted in the kitchen.
Zhao Punctual was curious, could it be that this is the straight girl? The straight girl is not planning to prepare a table of delicious food, right?
Although this is good, Pei Youqing doesn't master this skill. Don't be a straight girl, don't be a straight girl, make it a Breaking Bad,
Zhao Shoushi was puzzled, when he saw Pei Youqing walking over with a knife in his hand.
Zhao Punctual was immediately cold, and he always felt that there was wind under his crotch, and the cold northeast wind of the cold winter wax moon was ah.
Zhao Shoushi, who was preparing to escape, asked in a trembling tone: "You stop for me, first explain what this is for?"
Pei Youqing waved her knife, and she said with a beautiful smile: "Don't be afraid, it's just picking on your hamstrings." ”
Pick hamstrings? That's it? What family conditions are so big to play, is it a black hand?
With a click, Zhao Punctual knelt directly. He finally understood that it was such a man who made him lose his ability to resist.
Sure enough, it's a straight girl.
In an instant, Zhao Punctual raised his head, looked at Pei Youqing with burning eyes, and said in a firm tone: "You learned this by watching short videos!!
Pei Youqing was slightly panicked, as if he was being told the main thing.
But soon, as usual, she brandished her knife and threatened, "I want to know, wait until I finish picking the hamstrings." Hee-hee-hee~"
Pei Youqing pretended to be ruthless like this, but Zhao Punctual was not afraid, or rather, he was never afraid. Because he knew that Pei Youqing couldn't pick his hamstrings.
Spreading his legs out, he said, "Come on." ”
Pei Youqing was in a dilemma, as Zhao Punctual guessed, she was really just scaring and scareping, and it was impossible to really start.
Hesitating, Pei Youqing came to Zhao Punchou's side, turning the knife half-threatening and half-asking: "You're really not afraid?"
Zhao Punctual nodded suddenly, "I'm afraid." I'm scared to death. ”
Pei Youqing pointed at Zhao Shoushi like a ghost and asked, "Are you afraid that you will still be like this." Don't give me face!!"
"No, I just want to see how you play next!"
"What do you mean?"
Zhao Shoushi smiled: "You forgot that you understood this short video, and you asked me." I know it's step three, and I'm going to snap out a leg to see how you show me step four. ”
Pei Youqing snorted, threw the knife, ran back to the bed quickly, and got into the quilt again, looking at this posture, it should not come out in a short time.
Zhao Punchu had a smug smile on his face, patted the dust on his buttocks, and swayed towards Pei Youqing.
He wasn't talking to Pei Youqing, he had really watched this video.
The name of the video is: "How to make a man lose his resistance. 】
Each of the four females is on display. The first woman said, 'Kiss him Adam's apple.' Pei Youqing has shown it.
The second woman said, 'Earlobe'. Pei Youqing also showed.
The third one is a ruthless woman, and she says 'pick his hamstrings'. This is what Pei Youqing just showed.
The fourth woman was so powerful that she didn't say a word. But she pursed her lips as if something was in her mouth, and swallowed with a grunt.
I take it in my mouth and swallow it.
Students, this is a sub-question, oh no,
This is a question of welfare.
You say, what man can withstand this?
No, absolutely nothing.
Zhao Punctual came to the bed and pushed Pei Youqing, who was tightly hidden under the futon: "When will the fourth step be displayed, I'll wait." ”
", don't even think about it. ”
"Don't mind, you scumbag and straight daughter haven't finished showing it yet. To be a man, it is important to persevere, you said this. ”
"I won't be fooled by you, and I won't go out if I am killed. ”
Zhao Punctual suddenly lifted the quilt, looked at Pei Youqing who was in a hurry, and said helplessly: "Okay, if you don't want to, I can still force you." The air under the quilt is not good, don't suffocate. ”
Hearing this, Pei Youqing was relieved a lot, and she asked tentatively, still a little uncertain, "You're not kidding?"
Zhao Shoushi rolled his eyes, ignored him, and turned around to pick up the knife that was still on the ground just now.
This thing is ceramic, and it is not possible to sharpen iron like clay, but it is okay to blow hair and break hair.
Zhao Shoushi, who had put the knife away, caught a glimpse of the refrigerator out of the corner of his eye. The stomach reacted instantly, and the stomach gurgled and called.
You don't have to be polite at home, you move two steps to the refrigerator, searching for the food that can be replenished inside.
Hachijiro in one night, comrades! The man made of steel will also squeeze you into tattered cotton wool.
Let's not talk about nutrition or not. Half an hour at a time, that's four hours, and it's four hours for the whole charge.
Rao is Zhao Punctuality's physical strength is different from ordinary people, and he has long been hungry.
The first thing that catches your eye is the instant bird's nest in a small bottle. I didn't care about tasting it, I opened two cans and poured them directly into my mouth like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit.
It feels like a kind of fragrant jelly. It's a bit expensive, two people, five hundred yuan.
Just when Zhao Shoushi was about to attack the fifth and sixth bottles, Pei Youqing hugged his waist from behind: "I asked you to eat with me before, but you refused." It's not really fragrant yet. ”
Zhao Punctual sighed, and drank two more cans, "What a fragrant thing." I'm starving. ”
Pei Youqing looked sideways, good guy, there were six vials neatly placed in front of him, and his quota for June would go down to 1/5.
Seeing that Zhao Punctual was going to attack the seventh and eighth again. She was in a hurry, and hurriedly grabbed Zhao Shoushi's arm: "I'll take it, I only have one bottle a day, and you can give me food." You, stop it!"
Slip, slip~~ The seventh and eighth were killed.
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