Chapter 123: I'm Still a Student!
Chapter 123: I'm Still a Student!
Zhang Xiaoqiang covered his beaten face, and he was also confused, looking at the beautiful landlady and dissatisfied: "I'll go, are you sick? Why did you beat me just now?"
"You are a hooligan, who will you hit if you don't beat you?"
"Where am I playing a hooligan? I turned around and bumped into you just now, and I didn't know that you were standing behind me! You sneaked around without making a sound, why did you still complain about me?"
Hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang say this, the door of the beautiful woman's room felt a little embarrassed, but thinking of the part that Zhang Xiaoqiang touched just now, the fire in his heart rose again, and he said unreasonably: "I didn't know it was you, I went home and saw the door open, and I thought there was a burglar in the house!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly smiled bitterly: "Sister, do you think I look like a thief? Besides, if it is really a thief, you dare to come in as a girl, you are really bold enough, shouldn't you call the police first?"
"Like, a thief with eyebrows and rat eyes, like a thief. ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned and waved his hand: "You can't blame me alone for this, anyway, you slapped me in the face, so forget it, okay, I won't tell you, I'll go to the supermarket below to buy something." ”
"Hey, you wait a minute. The beautiful landlady stopped Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then took out a hundred yuan from the small bag on her shoulder: "You help me buy four catties of noodles, a bottle of soy sauce, and, buy another pack of Sophie." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was suddenly unhappy: "I'm not your nanny, besides, you let me buy things for girls, how embarrassed am I." ”
"So what's the matter, there are male nurses in the hospital delivery room, I said why do you always think about it in that direction, I see that you are a scumbag who was broken up by his girlfriend. ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang was directly laughed at: "You can't say I'm a scumbag because of this, I'm sorry, I'm still a student now, and I haven't been in a relationship." ”
"Okay, just a word, can I help with this. ”
"No, I don't. ”
He also said that he was not a scumbag, and he was unwilling to help at all. ”
"Oh, okay, I'll buy it for you. Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little impatient with her, and he grabbed the money handed over and was about to go out.
After walking a few steps, the voice of the beautiful landlady sounded again: "The noodles should be thin, and the soy sauce should be Haitian, I can't get used to other flavors." ”
"Got it, that's a lot of. Zhang Xiaoqiang pouted, and then went downstairs.
After coming out of the supermarket, Zhang Xiaoqiang first put his daily necessities back into the room, and then put the soy sauce noodles and other things on the table in the living room.
"Oh, good. Zhang Xiaoqiang walked to the kitchen with soy sauce, his face immediately changed, black smoke billowed from the kitchen, and visibility was extremely low: "There was a fire?"
"If there's something missing, pour soy sauce into the pot. ”
"Oh. Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't look at what was cooking in the pot, and after pouring the soy sauce, he hurried out of the kitchen.
Then he coughed a few times and shouted into the kitchen: "Sister, why is there so much smoke, you turn on the range hood!"
"The hood is broken, you wait a while, and the meal will start immediately. ”
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was overjoyed, did he still have his own share? I just didn't know how the beautiful landlady's cooking skills were, and they all said that the dishes made by beautiful girls must be delicious.
After washing his hands, sitting on the sofa watching TV and waiting for dinner, a few minutes later, the beautiful landlady came out with a rice cooker: "There are bowls in the cabinet, you put the rice first." ”
"Oh. Zhang Xiaoqiang agreed, and then did so.
When the meal was served, the beautiful landlady came out with a plate of black things, and her face was full of pride.
After sitting down, the beautiful landlady smiled and said, "How about a taste of my craft?
"Oh, I'm sorry for you. Zhang Xiaoqiang's Adam's apple moved up and down, picked up the chopsticks, but he didn't dare to start, thinking that he was afraid of being poisoned.
"What are you doing in a daze? Eat it, this is the latest dish I learned. ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded, took a piece and put it in his mouth, well, don't say it, although the appearance is not good, the taste is still good, salty and suitable.
"How's it going?" said the beautiful landlady with a look of anticipation.
"Two people, it's so delicious!" Zhang Xiaoqiang said without being blind at all.
"Really?" The beautiful landlady couldn't wait, and also put a piece in his mouth, full of expectation, but soon, this expectation turned into pain!
Phew!
As soon as she entered, the beautiful landlady spit out in the trash can: "It's not good to deceive people at all, it almost didn't kill me." ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled bitterly: "You are still self-aware, to be honest, I almost threw up, but for your sake, I was embarrassed to say it, I didn't expect you to be stupider than me, and you can't do potatoes well." ”
"It's not a potato, it's braised pork!"
After a long time of "......", Zhang Xiaoqiang squeezed out a sentence: "Now the pig's head is so expensive, you are really blind to make it like this." ”
The beautiful landlady was also a little embarrassed, she originally planned to cook with her own hands and welcome Zhang Xiaoqiang, a neighbor, but she didn't expect that the dishes she made couldn't be eaten at all.
It is impossible to eat rice dry, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to enter the kitchen, fortunately there are still a few potatoes, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to cook in person, wash and peel the potatoes, shredded, don't look at the beautiful landlady who can't cook, but the condiments are available in the kitchen, there are a lot of green onions, ginger and garlic, heat the pan with oil, and after a few minutes, a plate of ordinary hot and sour potato shreds is presented on the dining table.
"Try my brother's craftsmanship. Zhang Xiaoqiang said as if showing off, Zhang Xiaoqiang had already cooked by himself in his previous life, and he was quite confident in his cooking skills.
"Isn't it just a serving of shredded potatoes?
The beautiful landlady pursed her lips disdainfully, and her eyes widened soon: "This, this is too delicious, sour and spicy, salty and suitable!"
With fragrant rice, it doesn't go too well with rice.
The beautiful landlady didn't care about the image of a lady, and began to feast on it, usually full of one bowl, but this time she rarely ate three bowls of rice.
Touching her round belly, the beautiful landlady leaned comfortably on the sofa and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang: "I didn't expect you to have this hand, you used to be a chef, right?"
"No, it's just random speculation. ”
"Oh, then you can cook if you're fine, I won't charge you for water and electricity, and the broadband is free of charge, how about it?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly smiled bitterly: "Sister, I'm still a student, I have to go to class during the day and review at night, how can I have time to cook for you." ”
"Then you hurry up and clean up the dining table, I'll take a shower later, it's time to go to bed, and also, you contact the range hood repairer, the range hood is broken." ”