Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky God/Ghost Talk

That woman is actually an old ghost in the mountains, who has been dead for thousands of years, and has been looking for a strong man, and this female ghost can enhance her strength by sucking the man's essence blood.

The more the man didn't have sex, the more blood he had, and as soon as the female ghost saw the boss, her eyes lit up and she drooled.

The boss drooled the same when he looked at the beautiful girl.

The boss said: "Little lady, my family is poor, I don't have money to pay the bride price, you must have to suffer when you marry into my family, I am an honest person told you first, if you are willing, I am a hundred willing." ”

When the female ghost heard this, she giggled, thinking that it was the first time she had seen so many men so honest in a thousand years. I thought that he was so honest that it would be better to leave him alive, and only suck half of the essence blood.

The female ghost said, "It's okay, I can still help your family without eating or drinking, but I only have one condition that you want me to drink your blood." ”

When the boss heard this, he immediately understood that he had met a female ghost, and he was immediately frightened and his legs and feet weakened.

The boss said in his heart, this is a disaster that the father found, the three brothers were still envious before coming, the boss remembered that the family was poor to this point, and suddenly wanted to die, and he was not afraid, the heart said, the female ghost is also a woman, simply take it back and let the family of five singles open meat together, even if it is a good time to die.

The boss said to the female ghost: "Isn't it just sucking blood? ”

Naturally, female ghosts don't take the round house seriously, and they can still breathe yang energy when they are round houses.

So the female ghost happily followed the boss home.

The three brothers in the family were complaining when they saw the eldest brother bring back a woman who was like a flower.

all praised the eldest brother's righteousness, and those boys hid in the bed, waiting to see a good show.

The boss was not ambiguous and received the kang directly.

After a fierce battle, the female ghost absorbed enough pure essence blood and yang energy, and almost lost her strength!

The boss lost too much blood and fell asleep.

The second one, I couldn't help it and crawled over.

The female ghost said in her heart that she was a good boy, and she recovered so quickly, so she fought again.

After the second child fell asleep, the third child crawled over again!

The fourth is on again.

The female ghost drank blood and vomited, and the blood of the four brothers flowed all over the bed, and the house was full of blood.

The old father in the family is a man who has seen the world, and as soon as he came back, he found that something was wrong, and the woman was clearly a female ghost!

The old father hurriedly went to the village to invite the master to catch the ghost, but those people were scared away after looking through the window, such a fierce thousand-year-old ghost is not something they can deal with at all.

The old father felt sorry for his son and decided to sacrifice himself to save his son. He rushed into the house, closed the door, and said to the ghostwoman:

"If you can't go, I'll you if you don't go!"

The female ghost was not afraid of this thin old man at all, so she ignored him.

The old man immediately took off his clothes and rushed to the kang, shouting, "Since you don't leave, Lao Tzu will you!"

The female ghost yelled, "Oh, you look so ugly!" and she was scared away, and she never came again. ”

After He Peng finished telling this story, Helen spat out, Lucie's vision was confused, and the four Qin brothers laughed.

Shi Bukai laughed so hard that he was about to break out: "Big brother, I thought you were Hui Yanagishita, it turns out that you are so yellow and not offline." ”

At this time, Qin He asked with a smile: "Brother He, why didn't that female ghost run early or late, but was scared away when the old man came up?"

He Peng asked rhetorically: "What do you think?"

Helen blushed and bowed her head.

Shi Bukai replied: "Didn't the female ghost say it, you look so ugly, that old man is not ugly when he wears clothes, he is so ugly when he takes off his clothes, he must be too arrogant in that place!"

The four Qin brothers laughed and leaned back.

Helen swung her fist and smashed the stone hard: "Let you talk nonsense, let you talk nonsense!"

Shi Bukai used the flower fist as a massage, and said with a smile: "Big brother talks about pornographic jokes, but you beat me, it's too unfair." ”

Helen didn't dare to fight anymore, but just glanced at He Peng with a puffed eye.

He Peng's eyes stared at Luxi without blinking.

He Peng asked her: "Lucy, tell me, why?"

Lucy charmingly tucked her black hair behind her ears and giggled, "You're really bad, but I guess it's definitely not because you're ugly, that female ghost just has an agreement with the boss, not with the other three brothers, and with their father."

Even if you look ugly, there is no need to run away in fright, there must be a magic weapon or rune on the old man's body to restrain him, when the old man took off his clothes, the magic rune was exposed, threatening her life, so she ran away. ”

Luxi's words are serious, and the four Qin brothers Shi Bukai and Helen can't help but look sideways, and this way to understand a yellow joke is also wonderful.

Helen said, "Sister Lucie, you have been fooled, these bad boys are bullying you." ”

Lucy chuckled and asked He Peng, "You're a storyteller, we're all done, it's time for you to reveal the answer." ”

He Peng shrugged: "I don't know, but I think maybe what you said is right, some people seem to be honest and kind, and even look like bullies, but they often have great skills, and they can't afford to be provoked by thousand-year-old female ghosts, so female ghosts are scared away when they hear the words, 'If you don't leave, I'll you'." ”

Shi Bukai repeated: "If you don't leave, I'll you! Well, it's very imposing! I'll say the same thing when I see a female ghost after I write it down." ”

He Peng smiled: "Ms. Luci, it's so late, aren't you leaving?"

Lucy smiled.

Hailu suddenly said: "Don't, Sister Luxi, if you tell a story for one person, it's your turn for him to finish telling." ”

Lucy raised his eyes and looked at He Peng: "Can I speak?"

He Peng shrugged.

Lucy said, "Okay, then I'll tell you one too, and I'll tell you the story of finding a daughter-in-law." ”

Shi Bukai and the four Qin brothers applauded vigorously.

Helen said, "Don't tell pornographic jokes." ”

Lucy spoke to himself: "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful manor, and the manor belonged to a farmer.

The farmer had a boy who lived carefree on the manor, but he was very lonely, so the farmer found two beautiful women for the boy to be his wife and accompany him. ”

Shi Bukai thought it was a yellow joke, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Oh, it's really a happy death!"

Lucy said, "The boy is very innocent and does not know how to love men and women, and he sees them as companions, and does not like men and women.

Both women were beautiful, but the younger one was more beautiful, her name was Lilith, and the older one was called Eve.

Lilith liked the man very much and was very good to him, and the man liked Lilith more. This aroused Eve's jealousy, and one day Eve's found a plant and tricked men into eating it.

So the man lost control and was with Eve.

A man is a simple guy and will only be good to a woman. With Eve he doesn't care about Lilith, and no matter how much Lilith tempts him, he can't get back.

As a result, conflicts often erupt between Lilith and Eve, causing the farmer to be unhappy, and the farmer banishes Lilith, who is forced to live in the cold and dark waters of the lake.

But even so, the farmer was not ready to spare Lilith, and he sent his warriors to kill her.

The farmer had a very powerful samurai who couldn't see it, and betrayed the farmer to save Lilith. They fell in love and were together.

Together, they took refuge with the farmer's enemies in order to escape the farmer's pursuit. That's it for me. ”

As soon as Lucy's words were finished, Shi Bukai was reluctant: "Hey, Sister Lucy, you lie, what we want to hear about vampires, how can you tell us a bloody romance story?"

Helen defended Lucy and said: "Sister Lucy is a girl, how can she like ghost stories, of course she will tell love stories, how can you like this guy in addition to ghost stories likes yellow jokes." ”

The four Qin brothers also found it very boring.

He Peng smiled: "She tells ghost stories, and I'm afraid it's her own story." ”

As soon as He Peng's words came out, everyone, including Luxi, was stunned.

He Peng said: "If you don't believe me, I'll translate it for you." ”

Helen said, "But we understand, what else do we translate?"

He Peng smiled: "What you heard just now, I will translate it into a myth for you." ”

He Peng's smile was very cold, and everyone noticed that something was wrong, especially at this time, Lu Xi also had a cold smile.

Qin Guang looked at Luxi, feeling familiar, and his heart was inexplicably frightened.

He Peng opened his mouth to speak: "This story is translated into a myth, and it says this:

God created Adam and created two women, Lilith and Eve, to be Adam's wives.

Lilith was an open woman, and Eve was a conservative woman.

And Adam was a simple-minded man, and he preferred the equally simple Eve. For the open Lilith is not too cold.

Adam and Eve were together after stealing the forbidden fruit, and he gave up Lilith for Eve.

Lilith fell into the mortal world and lived in a cold place. Lilith's name represents "Night", which was meant to be the Night Demon who moved in the dark, and it was true that Lilith would come out at night to hook up and kill the man she crushed.

So Adam's choice seems to me to be the right one.

Because Lilith fell into a demon, God sent the angel Michael to punish Lilith, so Lilith fell in love with the fallen angel Lucifer and took refuge with Lucifer to the demon king.

Lilith is also one of the few vampires who are said to be famous. Legend has it that she appears as a seductress in every blood-soaked night.

For example, today's snowy night may be a good time for her to come out and find a strong man to have a full meal. ”

After hearing this, everyone applauded!

Helen exclaimed, "Hey, Sister Lucie, is Xu right?

Lucy was still smiling.

Shi Bukai couldn't stop applauding, laughed, and said: "Okay, good, this story is well translated, the translation is interesting, if there is really a mythical beauty to suck blood on such a night, Lao Tzu is also willing!Qin Guang, what about you?"

Qin Guang said: "I will say, you still don't leave, if you don't leave, Lao Tzu will you!"