When this man doesn't want to borrow money, he has many words, some are smart, some are witty, some are sincere, and some are indifferent.

Of course, there are many tricks involved, such as when someone asks you to borrow money, and if you don't want to borrow, then remember that don't ask the other person how much they want to borrow.

Since you don't want to borrow, why do you ask people how much to borrow, which shows that you are subconsciously more or less willing to borrow.

Then there is the fact that if the other party says the amount, but you don't have that much, or don't want to borrow so much, it is even more thankless.

Instead of being grateful, the other party will hate you, blaming you for borrowing money and bargaining, and giving you a discounted amount.

But now there are some people, borrowing money can be called professional, you borrow cash is the best, there is no cash to scan the code to pay, scanning the code is not good, and even the fucking someone has a POSE machine, let you swipe the card, and there is a most shameless person, when you have no money, he licks his face to let you borrow money, and then lend it to him, what is this fucking thing.

There is also Huang Meiyi, who asks when someone will repay the money before borrowing money, which is also a sentence that hurts feelings, which is about the other party's ability to repay, and is setting rules for the other party.

However, usually the people who say this are really ready to lend you money, but many people don't know how to be grateful, selfish and inferior, so talking about money will hurt their feelings.

For example, Liu Jianfeng at this time, he played a poor boy in debt in front of Huang Meiyi, and if he couldn't cheat Lin Zirou's money, he would have no ability to repay at all.

And Huang Meiyi asked this, which just shows that she knows the inside story.

Liu Jianfeng said seriously: "One month, at most one month, when I have a directional fund due, the most unlucky, after the full moon, Zirou will also send me some salary to ensure that I can pay it back." ”

Huang Meiyi pulled the corners of her mouth and smiled faintly, she didn't believe it at all, unless he completely got Lin Zirou within this month, but it was almost impossible, Lin Zirou was a very principled person, and her feelings and other things were very clear, which she knew very well as her best friend.

But Liu Jianfeng took the initiative to borrow money, but it was an opportunity for Huang Meiyi, an opportunity to control Liu Jianfeng, the more he couldn't get better, she rolled her eyes and said: "Little brother, you just said that you are most familiar with me in this company, but in fact, we are not very familiar with each other, right."

But since you opened your mouth and called me sister again, then my sister naturally can't ignore it, so let's be a villain first and then a gentleman, you write me an IOU, indicating the payment and repayment date, and we can both rest assured. ”

"No problem, empty words are unfounded, words are evidenced, and this is exactly what it should be. Liu Jianfeng pretended to be urgent and surprised.

Without waiting for Huang Meiyi to say, she picked up the pen and paper on the table, and wrote an IOU with a dragon flying and phoenix dancing, Huang Meiyi took the opportunity to lean over, her soft body was next to him, her chin was almost on his shoulder, and the fragrant breath was constantly surging, looking like a pair of lovers were signing a marriage certificate and wanted to get a marriage certificate.

However, Huang Meiyi's words made the atmosphere change suddenly, and it felt more like signing a divorce agreement: "Little brother, since we are doing things like villains first and then gentlemen, there is a sentence that I think should also be written, that is, if you don't pay it back within the time limit, what should you do?"

The punishment mechanism for breach of contract is actually natural, and personal credit is related to a person's character, moral quality, strict punishment system for dishonesty, can greatly restrain people's honesty and trustworthiness, but also greatly improve the trust between people.

So Liu Jianfeng also said happily: "Although I will not break the contract, it is natural for you to bring it up, Sister Meiyi, as for how I will be punished if I really break the contract, of course, it is also Sister Meiyi, you have the final say, whether it is a fine or what, it's up to you." ”

Huang Meiyi was close to him at this time, and glanced at each other closely, Huang Meiyi's eyes flashed with a cunning gleam: "I'm not a bank or a financial company, so I don't want any fines, but little brother, if you don't keep your word, but you live up to your sister's trust, you must be punished, as for how to punish, let me think about it......

What kind of punishment is not as good as corporal punishment to teach people the most lessons. ”

"Corporal punishment?" Liu Jianfeng's eyes suddenly lit up, and his face was looking forward to it.

Huang Meiyi seemed to guess his thoughts, glanced at him amorously, raised her hand and pushed him again, and said: "Don't think nonsense, the corporal punishment I am talking about is work, let's measure it by the money you borrow, for example, I am busy with work, and I often ask the housekeeper to help clean up the house, two hundred yuan at a time, and the clothes I send to the dry cleaners, there are seven or eight pieces each time, and it also costs two hundred yuan, shoeshine, car washing, and occasionally taking a break to order takeout, etc......."

"The goddess's personal valet?" Liu Jianfeng said with a smile: "Sister Meiyi, your punishment method is clearly to encourage me not to pay back, serve tea and pour water for you, laundry and cooking, make beds and warm quilts, take a bath and wipe your back, and pedicure and health care, this is what I dreamed of." ”

"You are less stinky and beautiful, and you don't have the latter things, just being a manmaid. Huang Meiyi glanced at him and said, "It's so decided, if you don't pay it off the deadline, you will do one item one day overdue, and the second item will be done the next day, and I will arrange the specific work until you settle the arrears." ”

"Okay, that's it. Liu Jianfeng happily wrote these overdue penalty clauses on the IOU.

Then the two signed and signed, and Huang Meiyi put away the IOU, with a hint of pride and cunning in her charming expression.

If Liu Jianfeng really can't pay the money, she can have more contact with Liu Jianfeng in this way, and it is a private-level contact, it is easy to have some stories, so as to facilitate his full control.

But this is just her thoughts, what the people behind her think, she has to despise.

So Huang Meiyi asked: "The note is established, as for the money, I don't have a mobile phone transfer business, so I can only go to the ATM downstairs to withdraw cash." ”

"Cash, I want cash, and I don't have a mobile phone transfer app. Liu Jianfeng said: "Cash is good, only real money transactions, banknotes in the hand, there is fun to consume, with a mobile phone to turn around, there is no sense of reality." ”

"Okay, then I'll help you get it, you wait. After Huang Meiyi finished speaking, she picked up her shoulder bag on the table and went downstairs.

Looking at her back, Liu Jianfeng knew that she was going to call for instructions, and it had been determined that she was the one who eavesdropped, Liu Jianfeng's mobile phone had already sent a prompt, and the eavesdropping device was in her bag.

It's just been silent for a few days, why did you suddenly start eavesdropping again, is there something unexpected, or is there any new plan?

Moreover, this eavesdropping method is obviously improvised, after all, the plan is carried out by people, as long as it is a person, it will have its own little abacus.

Although someone asked Huang Meiyi to eavesdrop on Lin Zirou, Huang Meiyi didn't want to expose herself, so Huang Meiyi made a temporary decision and fooled a rookie new employee who came to pick up the binding tools, and quietly put the bugging device in the file.

It's just that Lin Zirou is a workaholic, there are a lot of documents at that time, including a number of investable industries, she can't finish reading during office hours, and she has the habit of taking work home, so that the bug can continue to play a role, and can find out more about Lin Zirou's private situation.

No matter what it is, now the initiative is in their own hands, just now in the name of adjusting the direction of investment, they took those documents back to the development department, easily dismantled their eavesdropping plan, and once again confirmed that Huang Meiyi is an internal ghost, now just keep an eye on her line, and respond to all changes with no change.

After waiting for a while, Huang Meiyi came back with 5,000 yuan in cash, her expression was still enthusiastic, smiling, and very affinity, and she said when she entered the door: "Little brother, you just said that you wanted to invite Zirou to eat seafood with the money, you can save the money for the meal, just now I went downstairs and met an acquaintance who gave me a meal coupon worth 500 yuan from the largest seafood city in the city, which is cheaper for you." ”

"What's so embarrassing about this?" Liu Jianfeng's face was surprised and happy, but he said kind words of evasion, and at the same time, his vigilance rose sharply.

Just said that she had the initiative, Huang Meiyi went out for a trip, and she was about to turn the situation around, if she took this meal coupon and went to the restaurant to eat all the way, the enemy would have plenty of time to prepare for the ambush.

Liu Jianfeng naturally wanted to refuse, but he heard Huang Meiyi say: "Don't be polite to me, take it for free and eat it for free, it can be regarded as a favor for me, this meal coupon was actually given to me by a suitor, obviously I just want to take the opportunity to ask me, but I really don't want to deal with him, so you can help me go, and let him die."

And then there's the five thousand dollars, you see this. ”

After speaking, Huang Meiyi took out her mobile phone, there was a promotional poster of clothing on it, and the model was wearing a set of goose yellow long skirts, with a novel style and unique shape, which looked elegant and noble when worn on the model.

Huang Meiyi said: "This is the latest flagship of the season launched by a women's clothing brand, and Zirou likes this brand of dresses the most, if you secretly buy it for her as a surprise gift, she will definitely feel surprised, and she will naturally double her affection for you."

Moreover, didn't Zirou also give you a suit two days ago, you just reciprocated the favor, and more importantly, Zirou clearly knows your body proportions and size, and you also buy a dress that fits her, showing that you are as careful and considerate as her. ”

Huang Meiyi's words really moved Liu Jianfeng, giving each other this personal and intimate gift, it is indeed the most important way to enhance feelings in love, without saying that the other party knows his size, and he has not brought it up, the other party will take the initiative to send what he likes in his heart to his eyes, which is really heartwarming.

Moreover, Huang Meiyi took such painstaking efforts, obviously she had to fool them into going to this seafood restaurant, it must have been the task assigned to her by someone else just now.

Liu Jianfeng remained silent, secretly thinking that if he blindly refutes, it may arouse her vigilance, but fortunately, there is still time to lay out in advance, and there is a chance to form a counter-arrest and counter-killing.

Thinking of this, Liu Jianfeng immediately accepted the meal coupon with a smile, and said with a smile: "Sister Meiyi is really thoughtful, and she is even more sincere to her friends, if I can blossom with Zirou in the future, I will definitely repay my sister and you." ”