Volume 1 Odd Jobs Conditions
The fat man's body size has been so big that he can't get into any car, but the rear bucket of this American version of a big scalp truck can make him sit comfortably, he stretched his legs and leaned his back against the iron baffle of the rear window of the car, looking at the green grass, white clouds, blue sky, and a big bag of snacks around him, very comfortable, today he finally did what Jing Bo said, 'where the righteousness is, never give up', he feels that he has really grown up, and has a very, very good friend.
Good friends should help each other.
He Peng and Liu Yishuang have long known how to go on the road, but they lack a stepping stone, and now they have it, fat man!
When he arrived at the slaughterhouse, the fat man began to become restrained, but he still enthusiastically led He Peng and Liu Yishuang to find Jing Bo.
Jing Bo, an old man with white hair and white beard, dressed as a local herdsman, was sitting on a haystack smoking when he was found.
"Uncle Jing, you are smoking here again, and you caught fire last time. A herdsman greeted him with a smile as he drove his cattle and sheep as he passed by.
Jing Bo nodded with a smile, like a kind keeper.
But the fat man was very afraid of him.
"Uncle Jing, I have met two good friends, and I will show you. ”
Jing Bo didn't answer, refilled the smoke pot with some smoke foam, inhaled it again, and then silently looked at the clouds in the distance.
"Uncle Jing, below is He Peng, the master of the Thousand Gates, who has come to pay a visit. ”
He Peng arched his hand and bowed to the elders of a junior.
Who knew that Uncle Jing ignored him, but turned around and jumped off the other end of the haystack and walked to the depths of the grassland, and He Peng hurriedly followed.
"Uncle Jing, don't be surprised that the juniors are coming suddenly. ”
The old man sighed, and said as he walked: "Every time Qianmen comes over, it is when I kill the door, Jingjing's child is simple, alas, ......"
Liu Yishuang smiled and said, "Uncle Jing, don't worry, there are only good things this time." ”
Jing Bo glared back at her, and He Peng hurriedly said to Liu Yishuang: "Xiao Shuang, you and the fat man go over there to play, and I'll talk to Jing Bo for a few words." ”
Liu Yishuang was unwilling to turn away with the fat man, and after a while, the fat man got a pony out of nowhere for Liu Yishuang to ride and play.
He Peng was half a step behind and walked with the old man.
"Uncle Jing, you may already know my intentions. ”
The old man nodded.
He Peng said: "But the person who told you this has an enmity with me, so your understanding may not be comprehensive." ”
The old man said: "I divided it, just talk about the matter, the overseas killing door was originally one of my Huaxia killing doors, and it was forced to abandon overseas back then, and it is understandable to want to come back, but they are no longer the previous killing doors, and the Tao is not the same, you know this truth?"
"I understand. So when I agreed to this, I also limited the conditions. ”
"Oh?"
"They're willing to follow the rules of the door. ”
"Won't change?"
"Don't change. ”
The old man took out the cigarette pot from his waist and lit it again, his brows furrowed into Sichuan characters.
"Uncle Jing shouldn't have been involved in this kind of thing, but I think since they are willing to abide by the rules of killing, there will be one less killer organization in the world and more sincere people, so why shouldn't we do it?"
"Dogs can eat?" the old man said in a heavy tone, expressing his disagreement with what he had done overseas.
He Peng smiled bitterly and said, "I'm also worried about this, but I think since they moved out of Huaxia, they didn't eat when they went out, so it is still possible to change back." ”
"Hmph!" the old man stabbed two puffs of smoke from his nose and sprayed directly into the ground, and the blades of grass with more yellow and less green fell to the ground.
The old man continued to walk, and He Peng followed.
After walking for a while, the old man said: "If it is an old dog, he will directly threaten me with Tai Sui, and I can't decide according to the rules of killing the door." Geril asked us to find Tai Sui, and you can provide Tai Sui, and we have to exchange terms with you in order to fulfill Geril's request, why don't you do that?"
He Peng said: "I thought about doing that before, but I gave up after seeing the fat killing." ”
"Why?"
"I don't want to blackmail people who adhere to the concept of sincerity, this matter is up to you to decide, you agree that I will sit together in the middle of the specific matters and then discuss in detail, if you don't agree, I will go back and prepare to deal with the revenge of killing the boss. ”
The old man was stunned for a moment: "You are not afraid, I still know some of the details of your thousand doors, and you can't fight him at all." ”
He Peng smiled: "It's not just killing people who have faith. ”
"Okay, it's not just about killing people and having faith! In that case, I'll give you a chance. ”
He Peng's face was overjoyed: "You said." ”
"There is a river more than 200 kilometers to the north, and there is a kind of arowana in the river, if you can find one and hand it over to me along with Tai Sui, I will agree to negotiate with them. ”
"Okay!" He Peng agreed without thinking about it.
"Don't be in a hurry to agree, first, this kind of fish is rare, and it is even more difficult to catch, and second, even if you find it, I don't guarantee that the negotiation will be successful. ”
"I believe in you, with the character of killing the door, even if it is difficult, it must be possible to do what you say, and you must have the greatest sincerity in agreeing to negotiate, as long as this is enough. ”
Ha ha...... The old man laughed heroically.
Then he ran away in a puff of smoke, faster than even the horses.
He Peng was dumbfounded, what is the problem, he ran away as he spoke, there are really few normal people in the killing door.
As soon as the old man left, the fat man ran over with a brown pony, and immediately sat Liu Yishuang.
"What's going on?" asked Liu Yishuang.
"It's done, he asked me to help catch a fish, and when I caught it, I negotiated with the killer boss. ”
Liu Yishuang was puzzled, "Catching fish? No, it can't be so simple." ”
The fat man patted his thigh and said, "Brother, you have been deceived, there is no such fish at all!"
He Peng was anxious when he heard this: "Do you know what kind of fish it is?"
"Arowana, right? Not at all, every year I was tricked by him to catch fish, I have been catching fish for more than ten years, and I haven't even seen a shadow, you have been deceived!"
As soon as the fat man introduced He Peng, he learned that when the killing door received the entrustment of the horse thief to come to the grassland, the horse thief was annihilated, and the killing door took root on the spot, one of which was to wait for the person with the killing knife to contact, and the other was because there was a legend in the killing door, there is a river in the north of the grassland, and there will be a kind of arowana in the river after the ice and snow seal the river in winter, this kind of arowana is said to have a very magical effect, ordinary people can strengthen the body and prolong life after eating, if the person who cultivates the secret method of killing the door can break through the bottleneck and reach the legendary level.
It is said that Jing Ke once took half of it, and the assassination technique was invincible in the world, so he was selected by Prince Dan to beg him to do the act against the general trend of the world - assassinate the first emperor.
There is a saying in the secret history of killing the door that if Jing Ke took the whole Arowana back then, the sword qi penetrated the sun and the moon, and killing the first emperor would be like digging for things, and history would no longer be today's history.
When Jing Bo was young, he would go to the north after the ice and snow closed the river every winter, and lived by the river for a whole winter, in order to look for Arowana, Jing Bo was old and couldn't bear the cold of the river water, so he let the little fat man learn to dive, and every winter he would drive the fat man to catch fish, but it has been three generations, dozens of winters have passed, but even the shadow of the Arowana has not been seen.
He Peng asked, "Since no one has seen it, why are you sure that there must be an arowana in the river, and even if there is, how can no one know that it is an arowana?"
The fat man said: "Because this is the record of killing the door, there will be no mistake in the record of killing the door." As for the appearance of the arowana, the fat man said, "It is a small fish in the secret book, and its shape cannot be described in words, but as long as you see it, you will know that it is an arowana." ”
Liu Yishuang asked, "Are you still going to catch arowana now?"
The fat man shook his head, "I haven't been there for a few years, and Uncle Jing won't mention it anymore." ”
He Peng smiled bitterly, feeling that he had been deceived.
Liu Yishuang and the fat man both persuaded him not to go, saying that it was a blind delay in his efforts, so it was better to talk to Jing Bo again, maybe he could change the conditions, even if it didn't work, he could make plans early.
He Peng said firmly: "Killing the door is based on sincerity, since I have agreed to this matter, I should try my best to do it, so that I can have a clear conscience if I can't do it, and then I will come to talk to Uncle Jing." ”
Liu Yishuang complained in his heart that He Peng was stupid, but he felt that He Peng, who was stupid, was very cute, and thought that it would be a good thing to live with him by the river for the whole winter, so he didn't object, only the fat man muttered: "Uncle Jing is doing this thing too inauthenticly, too inauthentic, I want to talk to him about it......"
Killing the door did not mean to keep He Peng, although the fat man repeatedly kept him, but He Peng knew that this was Jing Bo in charge, and as the master of Qianmen, if he insisted on staying, it would be a shame for Qianmen, and the matter had been negotiated, so there was no need to stay in a slaughterhouse full of cattle and sheep screaming.
After repeatedly comforting the fat man, he drove away, and in the rearview mirror, the fat man was crying, and it was hard to imagine that this was a stupid killer who wanted to kill someone.
In the car, Liu Yishuang chattered about what he should bring with him when he went camping by the river, as if he was going to travel.
He Peng listened quietly, and suddenly said: "Xiao Shuang, let's separate tomorrow, don't go with me, I don't think there will be any Arowana at all, I will live by the river this winter to do useless work, where it is cold and freezing, lack of food and clothing, you can't stand it as a girl, there is no need to suffer with me." ”
Liu Yishuang was very angry and stepped on the accelerator, and the car was racing wildly on the grassland.
"Hmph, don't underestimate me, I know more about survival in the wild than you do, and I want to go. ”
"Xiao Shuang, this time I have been away for too long, I can't rest assured at home, you can only rest assured if you go back to take care of it for me. ”
"Why do you want to go if you can't worry!"
"The matter of killing the door must be solved, otherwise it will be very troublesome, although it is very likely that I will not be able to catch a fish here, but living in Binghe for a winter can express my sincerity, and it can be regarded as an explanation to Uncle Jing, I think what he wants is my attitude, after all, killing the door is also a dignified sect, and it can't always be played by Qianmen as a monkey, so let me, the master of Qianmen, apologize to them with actions." ”
Liu Yishuang was gloomy when he heard this: "It's our thousands of doors that have affected you." ”
"Have you forgotten that I am the master of the Thousand Sects? This is the business of our Thousand Sects, now that the ancient sects are gradually declining, we can no longer have internal friction, and the relationship with the killing of the sect must be straightened out, so the family will leave it to you." ”
Liu Yishuang bit his lip and didn't speak.
Liu Yishuang drove to several outdoor stores in a row, bought almost everything he could use, and even bought an oversized plastic bathtub to buckle on the body of the pickup truck.
She said: "Well, this bathtub is good, you can boil hot water for bathing, and you can also use it as a boat to cross the river, which is very practical!"
He Peng smiled, it was all up to her.