Chapter 594: I Knot (1)
Xiaofeng doesn't know why the production team is so confident, Xiaofeng only knows that this MBC is big enough, on the day of the shooting, Xiaofeng was pulled to the beauty salon very early, and the first shooting has to walk the red carpet once, even if Xiaofeng is not used to makeup, but out of respect for the show, Xiaofeng has to go with the flow once, not to mention that everyone else is wearing makeup, Xiaofeng himself can't say that he doesn't paint.
Xiaofeng wore a black dress, which matched the white evening dress worn by Taeyeon, Xiaofeng's hair was completely untidy, and Xiaofeng's hair was shorter than before after the performance.
After working for a long time, Xiaofeng didn't feel any effect, but Daniel Zhang felt that Xiaofeng was human, at least now it would not give people a very low-level feeling.
At 10 o'clock, Xiaofeng and Taeyeon came to the MBC TV building in a young nanny car, looking out of the car window, Xiaofeng felt that the so-called red carpet of the production team was too low, the red carpet was there, but it seemed that there was a strong cheap atmosphere, and there was no other media around except for MBC's cameras, and the so-called red carpet was just a show to indicate the official start of the show.
Xiaofeng and Taeyeon were arranged to be the last to appear, and the first group to appear was Chicheng Li Baoying and his wife, which is nothing to pick about according to age, although Ji Chengyong is younger than Xiaofeng, but he can't stand Han Huizhen's age, Xiaofeng feels that this couple is actually quite cheating, and they will cooperate for at least 8 months in the future, and the production team has also arranged a link to sort out the title, is it called sister and brother-in-law? or is it called brother and sister? This question is worth studying.
If the hardware conditions of the red carpet are only a slight pit, then when the emcee appears, Xiaofeng has to wonder if the production team has a grudge against the four pairs of guests, and with Park Myung-so and Jung Hyung-don as the emcee, Xiaofeng feels full of malice.
"Audience friends, now I am here to bring you the real version of the red carpet scene, I am the host Park Myung-so. "Brother Demon is very handsome, but no matter how good the clothes are, they won't have a good effect on his face.
"I'm Jung Hyung-don. Although Brother Chubby's face is not high, he is still very festive when he laughs, and with Park Myung-so next to him, Brother Chubby's appearance is also above the standard line, which is why Lu Hongzhe will call himself the first beautiful man without picking. Now this number one has fallen to haha.
"Hendon, today we're going to witness a historic moment, four celebrity couples will join my family, please note that these four couples are also real couples in real life, and they want to show you what the daily life of an artist couple is like in front of the camera, and I feel a little excited to think about it. Brother Demon habitually spewed, and the VJ opposite him obviously knew this feature of Brother Demon, and the protective measures were in place.
"Brother Mingxiu, when I saw the guest list. I suspect that this is the award ceremony and not the opening ceremony of my knot, and I am now wondering if MBC is going to reduce the funds of the unpicked and use all of it on my knot, this lineup is too luxurious. The little fat brother said with a sigh.
"Hendon, don't worry, as long as I am unchallenged, I will never be eliminated, I Park Myung-so is destined to surpass Yoo Jae-seok to stand at the peak of MC, I am Park Superstar. "Brother Demon habitually put gold on his face.
The little fat brother opened his mouth and didn't dare to say the words that I didn't feel at ease because of you.
"I've seen the nanny car now, let's welcome the Republic of Korea celebrity couple with applause, and the first couple to appear according to the appearance list are Ji Cheng and Lee Bo Young. "Park Myung-so is starting to play to his strengths. The title of Roaring Heavenly Venerable is not in vain.
If Xiaofeng is next to him at this time, then he promises that a special effect of 5 cents will be added when this section is broadcast, or it is impossible to have too much applause with two emcees and a few VJs.
"Chi Cheng, actor. According to the division of labor, Park Myung-so is responsible for introducing the man, while Jung Hyung-don is responsible for introducing the woman. Obviously, there are so many introductory words in the script, Park Myung-so actually only said a few words, and Ji Cheng, who had just gotten off the nanny car and was about to help Li Baoying down, showed a helpless smile.
Li Baoying, actress, the two met in 2007. They married in 2013 and currently have a daughter. "Brother Chubby cooperated with Park Myung-so's style, and the introduction was very concise.
The two people who appeared in the first group were good-looking. Although the hardware is a little low, the two still walked out of the feeling of the awards ceremony, but the movements of the two were slightly stiff, and the environment and atmosphere were too difficult for people to associate with the red carpet.
Although the hardware is not good, although there are not many people, but there should still be a program, Park Myung-so and Little Fat Brother trotted all the way to the door and stopped Ji Cheng and Li Baoying to interview the two.
"How tall are you?" Park Myung-so asked a question that puzzled Ji Cheng.
"178, what's wrong?" Chi Cheng asked suspiciously.
"Let's be honest, you put on a lot of height pads today, right?" Park Myung-so stood next to Ji Cheng and stood on tiptoe to compare the height difference between the two.
"No, he proposed to wear leather shoes with heels today to match my high heels. Li Baoying hurriedly helped to clear the siege, and Chi Cheng also cooperated and lit up his heels.
"I want to ask the next two, what kind of psychology did you come to participate in my knot, or what are you going to bring to the audience?" Under the reminder of the little fat brother, Park Myung-so finally got to the point.
"To be honest, we were quite hesitant when we received the invitation, after all, as an artist, it was too late to hide from this kind of private life exposure, let alone take the initiative to expose it, but I discussed it with Chi Cheng and finally decided to try it, artists actually have an ordinary side, there are joys and quarrels in our married life, our married life is no different from ordinary people, if you want to show anything, then it is to let everyone understand the ordinary side of the artist in life. Li Baoying replied vaguely, it can't be said that it is for money and popularity, although this is the truth.
After getting the answer, Park Myung-so let go of the first group, or the first three groups of Park Myung-so are ready to take it easy, after all, the first three groups need a process of adaptation, and the main attraction in the run-in stage depends on Xiaofeng and Taeyeon, the regulars of variety shows.
"Hendon, you participated in my knot, what was your mood at that time?" While waiting, Park Myung-so was ready to pit the little fat brother, and it had become a daily routine to bully the big fat and the little fat without picking.
"It's nothing special, after all, it was imaginary, but I was really nervous when I didn't know who my wife would be. "Fat smelled danger. But you can't ask Park Myung-so, he won't answer.
"Ahh
"Hehe, I can't talk about how happy I am, it's just nervous, I feel like I've been cheated by my team, and it's too much pressure to form an imaginary couple with my youth. Zheng Hengdun said with palpitations, thinking that he was scolded a lot, saying that he got out of the car for getting married, but he couldn't resist the pressure. Jung Hyung-don has tried his best to make his performance worse and try to make him feel like he doesn't have a CP relationship with Taeyeon, but he still can't avoid being scolded, and the two getting off the car also means that the attempt of a male comedy artist and a female idol has officially failed.
"I think the production team also felt that they were cheated by you, but it was Girls' Generation who was invited, but I didn't expect to be ruined by you, I feel that the production team invited Taeyeon to come again because they felt sorry for Taeyeon, and Seo Hyun's imaginary husband is Jung Yong-hwa. Taeyeon's imaginary husband is you, and this gap is really indescribable. Park Myung-so shook his head again and again, and he couldn't raise his head for what Jung Hyung-dun said.
It's just that Park Myung-so can't refute what Zheng Hyung-woo said, he really can't compare with Zheng Yong-he, and there are not many people in the entire Korean entertainment industry who can compare with Zheng Yong-he.
"Brother Mingxiu. Let's focus on the second group of guests. The little fat brother raised his hand and surrendered, indicating that he begged for light abuse.
"When it comes to the next couple, I have to say that I am a fan of one of them, and I have always wanted to have a chance to chat with her alone, and I hope that wish can be fulfilled today. Park Myung-so's trademark smile was revealed, and his eyes were full of gums, and the little chubby brother said that he was used to it.
"Yeon Jung-hoon actor. Park Myung-so continued his style.
"Han Jiaren actress. The two met in 2003 and married in 2005. After being despised by Park Myung-so, the little fat brother naturally had to follow the eldest brother in order to beg for light abuse.
"Hyun-joo, brother, I'm your fan. Park Myung-so squeezed away Yeon Jung-hoon and stood beside Han Ga-in. To be honest, the trick of pretending to be a familiar fan is really not something that anyone can use, at least Park Myung-so uses this trick to look very disobedient, and Han Jiaren is also a little unnatural by Park Myung-so's familiar appearance.
Park Myung-so and Jung Hyung-don deliberately ignored Yeon Jung-hoon very badly, and kept asking Han Jiaren, which made Yeon Jung-hoon very speechless and helpless, originally he had a lot to say, but when he asked him, Yeon Jung-hoon sadly found that everything he could say was finished by Han Jiaren, so he had nothing to say.
The third group is Ji Chengyong and Han Hye-jin, Ji Chengyong, who is very domineering on the court in the face of this kind of scene, seems a little shy, and Han Hye-jin's variety show performance is still consistently unreliable, the husband and wife were speechless when asked, generally speaking, the performance of the first three groups, that is, Chi Cheng and Li Baoying, is decent and meets expectations.
In fact, interacting with the previous three groups Park Myung-so and Jung Hyung-dun also felt awkward, after all, the PD I knotted told them to grasp the scale, so the two of them were a little uncomfortable, and there were a lot of tricky questions and interesting questions that they couldn't ask, so they could only vent this depression on Xiaofeng.
Park Myung-so's habit is to pit acquaintances, the better the relationship with you, the more he can let you go, the unfortunate Xiaofeng is the most familiar with Park Myung-so among the eight people, and Taeyeon is no stranger to Park Myung-so, the two began to accept Park Myung-so's ridicule as soon as they got out of the car.
"Oh, look who this is, isn't this our lovely brother and sister Feng Eun and Brother Taeyeon? As an older brother, I'm sorry I didn't attend their wedding, so let's change the music to the wedding march." Park Myung-so screamed when she saw Xiaofeng and Taeyeon.
So under the accompaniment of Park Myung-so, Xiaofeng and Taeyeon walked the red carpet, Park Myung-so claimed to be a person who can't sing without the machine, to put it bluntly, it's a bit of a five-tone incomplete, under his accompaniment, Xiaofeng didn't know which foot to take, and the little fat brother also made trouble, Park Mingxiu accompanied with his mouth and shouted the password at the same time, so Xiaofeng showed what is called the style of crutches.
"Feng En, don't thank your brother for giving you another chance to get married. Park Myung-so gave Xiaofeng a hug very warmly, it is easiest to cooperate with funny artists in variety shows, and there is no need to worry about any over-the-top problems.
"Taeyeon, are you satisfied with the wedding I made for you just now, brother?" Park Myung-so tried to give Taeyeon a hug as well, but was stopped by Xiaofeng.
"I'm glad I haven't had a wedding yet, and I've decided that I won't invite you to the wedding. "When I think of the wedding march that was ruined by Park Myung-so just now, Taeyeon feels liver pain, how many women's expectations have been condensed by this song, but Taeyeon feels that she has a shadow on this song when Park Myung-so makes her like this.
"Taeyeon, how do you feel about revisiting the old place? Although Hendon has cheated you, goodbye is also a friend, so you won't even say hello. Park Myung-so pushed the little fat brother with his elbow, and then asked meaningfully.
Taeyeon rolled her eyes, just when Park Myung-so hugged Xiaofeng, she had already said hello to Jung Hyung-don, but Park Myung-so was obviously the kind of person who I pretended not to see that meant it didn't happen, so Taeyeon had no choice but to say hello to Jung Hyung-don again.
"Hendon, did you really shoot me together? Why do I feel like you're strange, like strangers?"
"We haven't seen each other in a long time. "Jung Hyung-dun really doesn't know what to say, the reason why he is so embarrassed is because Park Myung-so keeps revealing his scars, he just went on an idol for a week a month ago, and his ability to open his eyes and talk nonsense is not inferior to anyone.
"Also, you're a nightmare for Taeyeon, and it's time to erase you from your memory, Taeyeon, do you expect anything from me this time? Park Myung-so asked Taeyeon with a smile on his face, Xiaofeng felt that this brother was becoming more and more like a flounder, and he was still a very ugly flounder.
"Is it really possible? can I get a more handsome husband?" Taeyeon asked with a disgusted look at Xiaofeng. (To be continued.) )