Chapter 1013: She Has No Eggs
"I'll go and entertain the other guests first. Lao Wang looked at Li Zedao and smiled, and then left him here.
"Thank you. Li Zedao looked at his back and said, and then he only felt that his heart was calm all of a sudden, except for the sound of running water, only the sound of his own breathing was left in the time and space of the entire hot spring.
The hot spring is paved with black stones, which is very high-end, coupled with soft lighting, deducing a wonderful fashion tenderness, of course, this is not the point, the point is that it is really comfortable to soak, so comfortable that Li Zedao wants to close and sleep.
At this time, the picture that came out of Li Zedao's mind was not the scene of the shadow taking a hot spring with Antarctica, but the scene in "Detective Conan", and I don't know how many episodes it is, Conan who is not wearing clothes and Xiaolan who is not wearing clothes are bathing in the hot spring together, Xiaolan is calm, and Conan is inhumane and obscene.
Alas, I really want to be small! Li Zedao's heart itched, as if there was a cat scratching over there.
Envy and envy, Li Zedao really fell asleep, and he really dreamed that he had become smaller inexplicably, and even dreamed that Baili Bing was taking a bath with him who had become smaller, and he also dreamed that he was inhumane and obscene, just like Conan.
Finally, hearing the not-so-pleasant sound of clogs stepping on the cobblestones, Li Zedao woke up.
It was Lao Wang who came over, and he said that he could go to dinner.
At this time, a sumptuous dinner has been prepared in the restaurant on the first floor, which is said to be a restaurant, but in fact it is a tatami room, and it is not even for sitting, but for kneeling.
"Kneeling" is called "sitting upright" in the island Chinese, and the simple explanation is the most formal practice among all kinds of sitting postures. Correct island sitting on your knees with your buttocks on your heels, your thumbs and even the soles of your feet overlapped. Men can have their knees slightly apart and women have to be brought together, and although sitting upright may have some bad effects on leg shape, there are many benefits, such as the correct upright posture.
In other words, eating on your knees is a very formal tradition in the island country, and this tradition was introduced from China, but now China has long since become less dry...... Except for being punished by his girlfriend for kneeling and eating.
Li Zedao, of course, Antarctica and Shadow will not be stupid to kneel to eat, but sit and eat in large gulps, and the food on the table is also the taste of Chinese Fujian cuisine, obviously, Lao Wang is afraid that they will not be used to eating the dishes of the island country, so they specially prepared it, from which it can be seen that Lao Wang is a Hokkien native.
There is even sake, not the kind of sake from the island country, but a two-pot head.
Lao Wang accompanied, of course, he didn't eat on his knees, and the atmosphere on the table was quite warm. The topic has nothing to do with this operation, Lao Wang introduced all kinds of customs and customs of the island country, saying that what is the difference between this small land and Huaxia, and as he spoke, the old eyes under the thick lenses were a little red, and Li Zedao knew that he was homesick.
For Lao Wang, this is his home, his physical home, and the spiritual home is in China, in a certain city near the sea in southern Fujian.
The shadow's next words made Li Zedao spit out half a catty of blood.
"Grandpa Wang, I want to buy handcuffs, leather whips, and fox tails......" Seeing Lao Wang's puzzled face, the shadow didn't know what the blush was, and explained very seriously but innocently, "It's the kind of ...... in the country's favorite films"
"He's going to use it. The shadow pointed at Li Zedao, "He has the characteristics of a cheap slave that grows naturally in his bones." ”
"......" Li Zedao had an urge to throw this demon out.
Lao Wang understood, and then he almost spurted out half a catty of blood, looking at Li Zedao's eyes was not only weird or weird, and then his face returned to normal and said, "Ahem...... There is an adult store not far from here...... There should be ...... in it."
"Ahem...... Don't overdo it. Lao Wang patted Li Zedao's shoulder and reminded him in a whisper, "I've lived here for 20 years, and I still know how much I know...... That, that kind of film is a bit exaggerated. ”
"......" So, Li Zedao also wanted to throw out this old guy with unhealthy thoughts.
Nanji ate silently, refusing to take on the topic, but you can clearly see that the corners of her mouth twitched.
After the meal, the three of them returned to the previous room, the shadow was full of interest, and begged Nanji to go to the confession supply store that Lao Wang said, Nanji's black face and cold and simple tone: "Get out, I want to find someone else!"
She can connive at the shadow to whip Li Zedao's ass, and even, when "necessary", she will take the whip a few times, but she won't walk into that kind of shop.
The shadow rolled obediently, rolled to Li Zedao, and loudly ordered Li Zedao to join her, Li Zedao disagreed, and Nanji kicked him out.
Lao Wang didn't say much about the two of them wanting to go out, after all, these two people were sent by the Shenlong Organization to carry out tasks...... Although it doesn't look like it at all, I don't need to worry about their safety at all, let alone worry about them making trouble...... They were here to make trouble.
The car he drove was naturally the Toyota that he drove over before, and now Li Zedao also knows that this Toyota car was sent to the airport by Lao Wang in advance.
"That...... Do you really want to buy whips and handcuffs or something?" Li Zedao didn't dare to say the words "fox tail", just thinking about it made him feel the urge to control the shadow like last time, and then slap her ass fiercely.
"Nonsense? Could it be that you want to regret it?" there was disdain in the shadow's tone, "Moreover, Sister Antarctica's interest seems to be higher than that of a talented beautiful girl today, and you have to find her if you want to repay the debt!"
"......" Li Zedao was speechless, it is undeniable that Antarctica is indeed blackened by shadows, the kind of black that is close to ink.
The shadow was no longer talking, his eyes fell on the window, and a faint sadness appeared on his little face, and there was even a mist in his big eyes.
Are you sick again? Li Zedao muttered, but didn't say anything.
The car drove some way further on, turning into a bustling street.
Although the weather is wet and cold, and even sleet, even if it is not big, it is just that island people like nightlife, so everywhere is full of lights, except for people or people, and there are many women who are not afraid of the cold and have exposed their thighs or even half of their breasts.
Suddenly, the shadow shouted, "Stop." But his eyes were staring out.
Li Zedao was very obedient and parked the car on the side of the road, and glanced outside, there was a store there, just from the billboard with several exposed sexy women on the door, he knew that this was an adult product store, whether it was the one that Lao Wang said, Li Zedao was not very clear.
What's more, it doesn't matter if it's not, anyway, Li Zedao knows that the shadow must be going to that store, otherwise why would he stop so loudly.
Just as Li Zedao was about to say that he would wait in the car if he didn't go, the shadow didn't even say hello, pushed the car door straight out of the car, and then walked over, and finally came to a store, looked up at the plaque with neon lights flashing on it, and let the rain and snow fall on her without too much rain, but the big eyes were foggy, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
Li Zedao looked at the petite back of the shadow through the car window with some confusion, in his opinion, the shadow would definitely drag him out of the car alive, and then drag him into the adult goods store, who thinks, she doesn't, this is too inconsistent with her usual domineering and unruly approach.
Moreover, she is not standing at the door of the adult product store now, but at the door of the small store that is still three or four stores away, Li Zedao glanced at the sign hanging on it, and knew that this should be a sushi restaurant.
Isn't this chick supposed to go to the adult product store next door? Why is she standing at the door of this restaurant in a daze?
Could it be that as he gossiped before, Shadow once came to the island country and fell in love once? In the end, he was abandoned because of his personality, and the place where he was abandoned was in this sushi restaurant?
Li Zedao suddenly felt a little unhappy in his heart, more unhappy than the shadow wanted to whip his ass with a leather whip...... Damn, you're a Chinese, you even got kicked out of a relationship with a lewd island countryman?
Of course, this kind of unhappiness Li Zedao knows that it is unreasonable, just because of the possessiveness in men's subconscious. It has always been the habit of men to allow only themselves, the governor, to set fires, and not to allow women to light lamps...... I can't bear the slightest fire.
Five minutes later, the shadow was still standing there, motionless, but Li Zedao could clearly see that her delicate shoulders were trembling.
"Is she cold or crying?" Li Zedao wondered, not to mention the feeling in his heart, how much damage was caused to her that day, so that she would stay in a daze like this for five minutes with this temperament?
After thinking about it, Li Zedao got out of the car, strode towards her, and looked at her face, she was biting her lip at this time, and tears flowed down her face.
"Are you okay?" asked Li Zedao out of his relationship with his junior sister. A hand reached over and tried to wipe away the tears.
"Woo...... Fool...... This is it......" The shadow looked back at Li Zedao and said.
"What is here?" Li Zedao asked, helping her wipe away the tears, faintly distressed.
She ...... That's where she is...... Leave my ...... Woo-woo......" Shadow cried.
He ...... Damn, what kind of bastard? Such a good-looking girl can't bear to hurt herself? Don't let Lao Tzu meet it, or Lao Tzu will kick your eggs!" Li Zedao scolded viciously.
He didn't know that the shadow was talking about "she", not "him", otherwise he would be scared, right?
The shadow's original sad eyes suddenly became fierce, and he yelled at Li Zedao: "You are not allowed to scold her......"
"......" Li Zedao's heart had a feeling of being stabbed.
"Besides, she doesn't have eggs either. The shadow said.
“......”