Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky Aesthetics
Gaios asked, "Do you have a way, why didn't I see it?"
"Ha!" He Peng pointed to his head and said, "The solution hasn't come up yet, how can you see it, but before I think of it, you have to swear first, as long as I think of a way, I must fulfill my promise, in the future, the Arns will not harm humans, they will always be allies of mankind, and the most important thing is that you have to give me the mushrooms in the dungeon, no, all the plants and mushrooms!"
"Got it, got it!" He Peng said impatiently, he was still worried about not being able to give the pigeon eggs to Su Jing or Wang Xinyi.
He Peng looked at the pigeon eggs and drooled, and Gaios said leisurely: "Remember your promise, after it is completed, I will tell you the location of the Northern Arren Dungeon and how to enter it." ”
Gaios, He Peng, and Jiang Yun successfully returned to the submersible, and Gaios handed over the pigeon egg diamond that contained the entire soul land to He Peng.
He Peng was still unwilling, and wanted to say that coal is also carbon, so it is better to use coal, but Gaios's eyes showed the anger of being humiliated, so he had to give up.
Jiang Yun said with a smile: "This is really not good, from the perspective of the elements, the main components of the body are composed of water and carbon, and diamonds are also composed of carbon, the fit between the soul body and carbon is relatively good, and it can wrap the soul body like the body to prevent their soul power from losing too quickly!"
He Peng looked at the diamond sadly and said, "Can't you give it to a woman, what do I want it to do, can't you choose something to fill the soul land?"
Gaios smiled: "Give it to you, but you can't give it to your wife, I will use this perfect diamond collected from Africa to store the soul space, you have to carry it with you, and send my people one by one to the animals they want to be!"
He Peng was immediately attracted by the beautiful diamond that glowed with psychedelic brilliance, "This is too perfect, give it to me, give it to me, I still owe my wife a diamond necklace!"
Gaios smiled and said, "Yes, yes, a lot of things that human Buddhists say are very reasonable, you see!" Gaios took out a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg cut into countless planes!
Jiang Yun read a lot of books of the Als, and proudly explained: "The soul and soul power are not the same as matter, they do not have our physical concept of size, a soul can be infinitely large or infinitely large, Buddhism says that one flower is one world, this is the truth!"
He Peng was surprised: "This is 4,67,892 Al people, how can you take it away, and this space is so big, how can you take it away!"
Gaios said: "This is easy to do, I can take the soul land away, anyway, the formation core here has been destroyed, and it is useless to stay here if I can't continue to generate soul power!"
He Peng said: "I have already counted the numbers, and I can go out to raise animals now, but it is very difficult for me to bring so many animals, after all, this is 10,000 meters underwater." ”
Jiang Yun and He Peng glanced at each other, and they both understood that aesthetics really vary from person to person!
Gaios smiled embarrassedly: "That's a lie, I like to go crazy when I first see this body, you know I have experienced many prehistoric civilizations, only this body is my favorite, she is simply amazing, so perfect, you vulgar guys don't know how to appreciate her beauty at all!"
He Peng's eyes widened: "Didn't you say that you didn't like this look, and you were forced to choose it purely to deal with Wuka?"
Gaios was stunned for a moment and said, "I already have a choice, look at my current body, strong as a bear, her skin is as delicate as silk, and she is very healthy!"
After laughing enough, He Peng asked Gaios: "What animal are you going to choose, your people have all chosen, and you are left to choose." ”
Gaios was even more distressed.
He Peng and Jiang Yun looked at each other, hugging their bellies and laughing.
"You two can laugh if you want to laugh, you will hold back the internal injuries!"
Gaios's expression was very decadent, thinking that many of his people would become such lowly beings, Gaios really felt shameless as a god-like existence among humans.
Jiang Yun and He Peng sat with Gaios.
After everyone was happy, the Arns returned to sleep in the space.
In the end, He Peng had to make an agreement with them to find as many as possible for them, if they couldn't find that many of them, they had to choose other species before the energy of the soul land was exhausted.
So He Peng persuaded them, and some of the more well-behaved ones were shunted to other species, but most of them obsessively insisted on their choice, and claimed: "If I don't become this creature, I'd rather die!"
However, when He Peng made various selections and statistical registration, he found another problem, there were too many crocodiles, penguins and dolphins, although these species cannot be said to be rare, but such a huge number is absolutely difficult to find, especially dolphins, they live in the ocean, it is very difficult to find.
And so the problem was solved.
"Bat! Is this great artwork creature called a bat, he can echolocate, oh my God, it sucks blood, what a noble creature!"
Gaios's scolded nose is not a nose, the face is not a face, so he had to run to He Peng for help, He Peng smiled and wrote a heavy name on the ground, and when Gaios gave this animal an image and text description, those guys who like insects were immediately pleasantly surprised!
Gaios spoke bitterly for a long time, but he was not understood, and the fellows cried and complained that Gaios was a tyrant, and it was really blind to help him deal with Ukka.
He Peng pushed Gaios: "You explain it to them." ”
"Why did you two sabotage our choice! How rich is my choice! Personality is innocent, personality is reasonable!"
This action immediately drew the wrath of the dozens of Arrs who had chosen the bugs.
He Peng didn't care and directly wiped out the options of cockroaches, shells, earthworms and the four kinds of insects.
Gaios was the one who chose the shell lang, and Gaios said angrily to He Peng: "We must not allow the existence of the shell lang, its brain capacity cannot withstand the soul of the Al people at all, and it will die of a cerebral hemorrhage! I can't watch them die!"
Gaios's face was ugly, the choice of the Als was really embarrassing for him, they chose penguins and mice, each with tens of millions of people, followed by dolphins and sharks and other intelligent sea creatures, and then birds with relatively large brain capacity, such as ostriches and wild geese!
He Peng sighed and stopped, "Wow! You see that the matter is perfectly solved!"
Finally, when He Peng wrote about the seven hundred and eighty-seven animals, each of the Arns made their own choice!
He Peng couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach when he heard it.
"What's so good about penguins, they live in the snow and ice, and their paws are frozen! I'm going to be a happy tropical monkey, I can swing around on the branches of the jungle, even the most ferocious lions can't do anything to me, hehe, we can catch each other's lice in the treetops, see how fragrant they eat, I really want to taste that taste quickly"
"Hey, you know what, when I become a penguin I can lay eggs, I will put my baby on my fleshy, fat soles, cover them with my warm belly and beautiful fur, hatch them, and this is not the happiest, the happiest thing is that there will be a stupid male penguin to get me a delicious little whitebait, the two of us can take turns to hatch the baby when we are full, and he will be stupid to fight for me, oh my god this is the life I yearn for the most!"
In the whole land of souls, the people of Alr are as excited as a child for the New Year.
Gaios was completely speechless
But the guy replied to Gaios, "But when I become a shell, I don't care what humans think of me, as the smartest shell man in the world, I will definitely be able to roll out the most beautiful dung ball, maybe I can also become the king of tens of billions of shells, I think which human is unhappy, I can command my army of shells to bury his home with dung balls overnight!"
Gaios angrily rushes over and explains to him what a notorious creature the Shell Bowl is in human society.
There is an Al man who is an insect lover, and he is worried about whether to become an earthworm, or to become a knower, or to become a shell, and after repeatedly comparing the appearance and text description of the three, he chooses the powerful creature of the shell!
In short, almost every animal name is written with the Al people screaming excitedly and rushing to choose, some have already been chosen, and when they see the new animal species, they are excited to run to others, and some are hesitating between two or three species, which one is reluctant to give up.
This was a heavy blow to Gaios, who had just said that the noble souls of the Arns would never accept this kind of wagging tail and begging for mercy, and would never be pets to humans, but those disgraceful Arns happily chose a comfortable pet life.
Although He Peng and Jiang Yun also envied the little colored cats, little colored dogs, little colored mice or something, and wanted to replace their positions beside the hostess, but they never thought of really becoming them, but after 2.8 billion years of soul life and being controlled by the soul of Wuka for countless years, the Al people are very yearning for this kind of life with the protection of the hostess and being able to eat and drink in such a warm place, and tens of millions of people have chosen the life of the guinea pig!
For example, there are many Arlese who are stunned by a kind of guinea pig, "God, it is too perfect, it is so intelligent, it is small, its fur is beautiful, and the most important thing is that they don't have to worry about food, naturally there will be loving humans to feed them, you see, it got into that lady's snow-white corset, it's really happy."
He Peng, Jiang Yun and Gaios never imagined that the tastes of the Al people were so different!
"Wow! this crocodile is perfect, it's a miniature version of Al Guardianmon, it's a work of art, I like it, I'm going to be a crocodile."
And those who have not seen the world are attracted by the diversity of animal species in the outside world, in the era of the Arles, only the most powerful animals can survive, the Arns and the Arr guardian beasts, robbed the other animals of the right to live, when they saw those modern animals of different shapes, they immediately went crazy!
Pigs, dogs, cows, sheep, horses, lions, monkeys, tigers, rats, cockroaches, carp, crucian carp, dolphins, hippos, large crocodiles, sacred beasts, grass mud horses
So, it's all about some of the larger populations.
Soon hundreds of names were written, and He Peng stored a lot of knowledge in his head, even extremely rare animals knew it, but He Peng wouldn't write it to them, otherwise they would like it, and there was really no way to find it for them.
The soul space became an incomparably large square, and He Peng carried a brush and wrote the names of various animals on the edge, while Gaios added corresponding animal images and text descriptions above these names.
Gaios sighed and said, "I didn't expect that I would almost become a dictator like Uka by accident, so let's try it according to what you said!"
No matter what race it is, every living entity has its own independent ideas, and they all hope that they can decide their own lives, and the Al people are no exception, just like some people in human beings like fat people, some people like thin people, some people like royal sisters, some people like Lori, and even some like the same sex, it is almost impossible for anyone who wants to forcibly change the preferences of others, and the resistance must be huge, Gaios felt the strong sense of group resistance!
Gaios looked at the Arns around him, each of whom had a complicated expression and countless thoughts conveyed.
He Peng stared at him with slanted eyes: "Tell me what is the difference between your current concept of imposing your will on your clan and Wuka, you have said that what kind of state to live in is their own choice, do you know what it means to be democratic, Wuka forcibly decided your fate for you when you resisted, now it's good that Wuka has been wiped out, it's your turn to forcibly arrange their fate for them, you don't ask them if they agree"
Gaios was stunned for a moment, and then said, "This is a good idea, but then our people will be separated, and the appearance will be very different." ”
He Peng smiled: "In this way, I will write down the various species of animals that exist on the ground in turn, and you are responsible for conveying the characteristics and living conditions of each animal to your people, and see which kind of body they like to live in."
Gaios nodded, "Naturally, it should be like this, but they don't know what lifeforms are out there, so I can only help them choose!"
He Peng said: "Choosing what kind of life is a very personal matter, you must respect the will of the Als themselves, and you can't force them with your personal will!"
Gaios didn't know why, but he conjured up a large brush and a bucket of ink!
He Peng said, "You can turn me into a big brush and a bucket of ink! Let's vote to solve the problem." ”
He Peng had a headache when he heard what he said, with the current state of the earth, where did this kind of animal come from, and the number was very demanding!
Gaios said, "It must be noble, elegant, intelligent, free!"
He Peng rubbed his neck and said, "If you don't agree, just say it, you yourself say what kind of body you want! I can find a way for you except for human beings!"
Gaios glared at He Peng with an angry grunt.
"Stop, don't you want to do anything," He Peng kicked Gaios away.
Countless Arles swarmed with daggers in hand.
Gaios slammed down on He Peng and grabbed He Peng's neck, "Don't think about these insulting things anymore!" Jiang Yun hurriedly pulled the two of them!
"Bastard!" Gaios was furious, he found that He Peng's head was still thinking about the pigs automatically cleaning the pigsty, and He Peng was even thinking about Gaios becoming a pig leader carrying a nail rake to guard the door!
"You sit down, I just came to find it according to the conditions you said, you know that there are not many wild animals on the earth now, and we can only give priority to species raised by humans, and even if the number of animals that humans can raise is insufficient, it is more convenient to breed, and a large number of them can be bred in three months."
"Don't!" He Peng waved his hand hurriedly, since it was not necessary for a human body, then there was a way to solve this matter.
The Algians all around surged over.
Gaios stared at He Peng angrily, He Peng's dirty thoughts were seen clearly by him, and he couldn't bear to slap the ground, "If you dare to insult us again, don't talk about it, let's fight!"
He Peng thought happily, if these guys can possess the pigs, it would be wonderful, think about the pigs full of wisdom, they can eat by themselves, clean the pigsty by themselves, and wait until they are fattened, they will automatically attach themselves to other piglets, and the big pigs can also be sold for money, which is simply a million profits!
He Peng laughed and said: "Oh, this is simple, or I will buy all the pig farms in the world, won't your problem be solved?"
Gaios nodded awkwardly, his expression a little weird: "But their IQ is too insulting, I refuse to wag my tail and stick out my tongue and bark at you." ”
Jiang Yun smiled: "Yes, yes, let's just discuss, so that monkeys and pigs and dogs can hold your souls."
Gaios nodded: "As long as the wisdom is enough, it can accommodate us, but, we Alians refuse to insult, don't use those rats and cats and dogs against us, I know that they are your human pets, or the experimental subjects of germs, we Alrs are a race that worships souls, and our souls cannot be insulted!"
Jiang Yun was shocked when he heard this, "In this way, you don't just need human bodies, other animals can also be."
Gaios shook his head angrily and said: "How can you use those reptiles against us, these reptiles are our most hated species in the era we live in, they are extremely dirty, you are insulting us, the most important thing is that their weak heads smaller than the tip of a needle cannot contain our powerful souls at all!"
"This doesn't work, then hey, there are countless cockroaches on our earth, this thing is amazing, it is said that they are life longer than dinosaurs, you see how about I get you billions of cockroaches"
He Peng had to give up this tempting idea, if the intelligent robot could, with He Peng's huge funds, he could quickly launch the global productivity to produce enough robots within three months.
Jiang Yun also leaned over and said, "Yes, those electromagnetic waves will have a bad effect on the soul and cause the soul to get sick." ”
Gaios smiled bitterly: "That's what you originally planned! That's not good, robots are just machines, those metals can't protect the soul, we need a real body, a body with a real brain, don't use chips against us, electromagnetic is not good for the soul!"
He Peng nodded his lips and thought seriously, and asked: "If I have wisdom, if I study a smart robot, will you be able to attach it to their chip system?"
Gaios casually said, "To be healthy, that the body is not aging, and that the brain is large enough to accommodate the intelligent life of our soul!"
He Pengcai said again: "Okay, come on, you tell me what kind of corpse you Alr people need."
Gaios immediately swore an oath with his soul.
Gaios said, "Remember your promise, if you fail to fulfill your promise or harm my people, I will use my infinite life to fight against humanity, and you know that my destructive power will be great!"
He Peng glanced at Gaios, put the pigeon egg into his arms, and said: "Don't worry, Super Gig Co., Ltd. is true to its word, and will definitely complete the commission, but you know that now I am being hunted down by the Dark Temple, and they will hinder my mission, so you have to stay with me and help me deal with them!"