086. Uncle Broken Jar
"My day...... You broken jar ......" Wu Xiu replied to the God of Medicine in this way, but still nodded and accepted his fate.
Wu Xiu spread his hands and continued: "I know that your rotten medicine jar has never been a loss-making business. Let's say, what the price is, it must be something that this Heavenly Master can bear. ”
"Hehe, it's still like that!"
"I'm ......" Wu Xiu's expression was about to cry, "Big brother, can you change it? I don't want to marry that crazy woman, I can't sell my body and soul." Besides, I'm still young, and I don't want to talk about marriage yet. You uncle of broken jars, please, let's talk about another price!"
"Huh...... Okay, the next price may be a little bigger than marrying. Are you willing to be my registered disciple in the world?"
"Ha, this can be there. ”
"Okay, deal!"
As soon as the medicine myth fell, Wu Xiu suddenly felt a white light add to his body.
The bulging eyes quickly become swollen.
A cool feeling is in the body.
My eyes were relaxed, and I didn't feel pain after using analgesics, but my eyes felt very swollen.
I don't feel the discomfort of my eyes flowing necrotic fluid that is not tears.
He pulled the gauze and opened his eyes.
In the bright world, Lao Tzu Xiu Tianshi sees you again!
Excited for a while, it feels like chicken blood.
Wu Xiu hurriedly clasped his hands together and knelt down to the incense burner, "The master of the broken jar is on top, please accept the apprentice Wu Xiu's worship." ”
The words, of course, are the same as before, and they are all made by the heart.
The communication between Taoists and gods is a divine relationship, not a mouth.
"Hehe, it's easy to say, it's easy to say. Son, your father has also been cured and is sleeping peacefully. Now, the teacher is going to give you homework. ”
"Thank you, master of broken jars, please tell me if you have homework. ”
"Happy. Within three months, the revised versions of "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing", "Shennong's Classic of Materia Medica", "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases", "Jin Kui Yaolu", "Bao Pu Dan Shu", "Qianjin Fang", and "Compendium of Materia Medica" were given to the teacher by heart, and it was good to memorize them like a stream. ”
"My day ......" Wu Xiu's eyeballs were about to fly out, "Broken jar, you are too ruthless, can you have more?"
"Okay, let's add another work of "Gynecology Daughter's Strategy" that has worked hard for the teacher!"
"......" Wu Xiu wanted to cry without tears.
In the communication with the god master, you must pay attention to every word and deed, otherwise if you don't fulfill your promises, you will be punished by God, and you will die a miserable death.
He just had a dazzle, how did he know that the master was still serious, and he really added a little.
"Why is there no sound, is it because the teacher should add another ...... to you?"
"Don't don't, broken jar, you're a ruthless god! ”
"Well, that's right. ”
"But ......" Wu Xiu was very depressed, "I don't understand if the jar is broken." I'm a Heavenly Master, what's the use of you recruiting me as a disciple? If the Tao is thick enough, there won't be many diseases in front of me. ”
"That's because of the divine blessing of the Heavenly Master Dao Ancestor, so that you have such an ability. However, if one day, the Dao Ancestor is gone, the divine blessing disappears, and there are countless illnesses and pains in the world, what should we do?
Wu Xiu heard this, "Oh, it seems to make a little sense." So be it, the price is too great. ”
"If you want to regret it, the teacher agrees, then prepare to marry!"
"Big brother, I'm convinced. Wu Xiu's knees weakened, he raised his hands and surrendered.
"Okay, goodbye! When I say goodbye, I'll have to test you, and if you remember a word wrong, you'll be punished once. The textbooks will be sent to you, pay attention to them. ”
Wu Xiu only felt that her eyes were black, she was about to faint, she was extremely unhappy in her heart, and she felt that it was really a sad day!
After a long time, Dong Mingshu pushed the door and came in, and he came back to his senses, looked up at Dong Mingshu, and was about to cry.
Dong Mingshu looked at his clear eyes, black and white, and the aura flowed, and he was about to go crazy.
"Damn, can you really see it?
Li Hu, who was following behind Dong Mingshu, was also shocked.
"Brother Xiu, can you really see it, okay?"
Wu Xiu stretched out her hands towards Dong Mingshu and walked over step by step, really staring at it, and her mouth was broken: "I wish I couldn't see anything, I couldn't see anything...... Is there a mountain up front here, is there a mountain?"
Seeing that his hand was about to touch Dong Mingshu's heart, Dong Mingshu's face turned red, and he quickly pushed his hand away, "Shan, you are big, slut! Don't pretend!"
Li Hu felt a little embarrassed next to him, after all, he liked his eldest cousin in his heart!
But his superstitious brother Xiu teased her like this......
Wu Xiu smiled, sat down on the sofa, and nodded, "I can really see it." My dad is fine, too. However, Miss Dong, Huzi, from now on, I have a dream......"
His serious appearance made the two cousins stunned, and they said together: "What dream?"
"Perhaps, in less than three months, I want to become an old Chinese medicine doctor. ”
Dong Mingshu: "......"
Is this a brain problem after being poisoned?
Li Hu: "......"
Alas, Brother Xiu's language I never understand......
At that moment, Zhao Jiang walked in with a gloomy face.
Yes, the zombie brother who went to South Asia to lift the soul blood curse is back, and the Nine-Tailed Fox Star is back.
Look at it like this, it's not good......