Chapter 263: Crazy Transformation

A young and healthy man, the little brother will often get up, up to four to six times a day, an average of fifteen to thirty minutes at a time, and can reach a total of two and a half hours a day to stand up.

Sometimes it's a psychological stand-up, as the saying goes, YY, and some are reflexive stand-ups, such as seeing a restricted picture or making out.

But there is also a kind of stand-up, which has nothing to do with psychology and reflexes, and is not even controlled by the mind, standing up unconsciously.

It usually occurs every morning, that is, when you are about to get up, this phenomenon is commonly known as, Chenbo.

A full night's sleep, the morning is usually the most vigorous time for healthy men, when Chen Bo appears, it is also the time when the desire is the strongest, if there is a woman around you who is always ready, can be chic, the satisfaction obtained will make the whole day energetic, full of good mood.

And there is a more empathetic woman, which can be called the best.

When she finds that the men around her are full of blood, she will take the initiative to sit up, and this is also called by many men, the best way to get up!

I couldn't imagine that Lin Zirou was doing this!!

Looking at Lin Zirou who was riding like a rider in horror, Liu Jianfeng almost dropped his jaw.

Lin Zirou found that he was awake, but he did not feel the slightest embarrassment or embarrassment, but accelerated the frequency and amplitude of his movements, and gasped and said: "What do you see, who stipulates that this kind of thing can only be enjoyed by men, and the old lady can't be happy!"

"Please. Liu Jianfeng said sincerely.

This is the transformation from a girl to a woman, not only physically, but most importantly mentally, psychologically will become open-minded overnight, and will be more generous and calm in life and work, the simplest example is the title, I used to say 'this girl', and after the transformation, I was directly called 'Lao Niang'.

Just like the little daughter-in-law who just got married in the village in the past, she was always shy and reserved, and it didn't take long for her to sit on the pigsty wall with other old ladies in the neighborhood, wearing big vests, big pants, pulling boards, shaking pu fans, sipping melon seeds, chatting about whose family grew handsome, whose guys were big, who called last night and came to the sultry scream, a heroic mess.

Girls, young women, old ladies, old ladies, this is the most normal law of development of a woman, some of them have become noblewomen because of external factors such as knowledge, wealth, status, etc., or stinky old ladies, some people have become because of their figure and character, and some people have become widows because of widowhood, but the foundation is never the same.

It's just that Lin Zirou's change is a little too fast.

But such a transformation is something that the old men are happy to see.

It's just that Lin Zirou was quickly defeated, in the end, she was not the opponent of the old men in the morning, Liu Jianfeng became the leader, and used rich technology to smash all Lin Zirou's reserve and shyness, and assisted her to quickly transform into the realm of the old ladies.

This kind of change is also beneficial to women, they can enjoy the service of men with peace of mind, such as Lin Zirou, who has just returned to his soul, regardless of Liu Jianfeng's still breathing, directly kicked him out of bed, and said: "Go and pour me a glass of water, and then make breakfast, I want to eat something good to replenish my body." ”

Liu Jianfeng honestly took the order and left, if he was disobedient at this time, he would be unreasonable and immediately buckle a big hat of 'don't admit it if he put on his pants',

The brutal ones will immediately say, 'If you get it, you won't cherish it', and even more ruthlessly, you may directly warn you about your strength.

So at this time, women should not provoke, try to be satisfied, lose the most precious support, there will be some insecurity in the heart, men are as gentle and considerate as ever, and obey orders is the best solution.

You just can't do it with that!

Liu Jianfeng waited for her to drink water, and made breakfast by herself, but before the water boiled, people shouted in the room: "I want to take a bath, I want to take a bath......"

Liu Jianfeng had no choice but to turn off the fire, carried her into the bathroom, and put her into the bathtub, the water was not cool, it was hot, it was not warm, Liu Jianfeng was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said: "Why don't I lick it for you, make sure it is body temperature." ”

"Get out!"

In fact, Lin Zirou was ready to ask him to help him take a bath, wipe his body, and even get dressed, but seeing Liu Jianfeng's red eyes and strong reaction, he remembered that he was confused by the toss just now, and his soul flew out of the sky.

You can't do things all at once, you can bully people, but you can't bully people too much.

Lin Zi soaked in the bath beautifully, and the hearty breakfast was sent to the bathroom, and he ate while soaking in the bath, enjoying the queen mother.

After eating and drinking, although Liu Jianfeng was not asked to help with dressing, Liu Jianfeng helped to wear the high heels before going out, that is, people often say, only worthy of her shoes.

When I went out, I couldn't walk because my legs were weak, and I was afraid of falling, Liu Jianfeng was not enough to just hold on to him, and he was afraid that the short skirt would go away, and the princess might also show his bottom, Liu Jianfeng said helplessly: "Otherwise, I will take you in my mouth, but I am afraid of melting." ”

"What do you mean, do you mean I'm doing it?" Lin Zirou said dissatisfiedly.

"You're not doing it, it's a typical self-indulgence. Liu Jianfeng said helplessly: "It feels like a concubine for many years, and finally survived the emperor, his own son ascended the throne, and he became the queen mother, as if he was the only one!"

"Hmph!" Lin Zirou snorted proudly, and went downstairs with a brisk walk, until Liu Jianfeng's legs were a little weak, after all, there was no worse place, only a tired cow.

Fortunately, it is not the queen mother, but the president of a large company, who is busy with affairs every day, sitting in a luxury car, and it is also the moment when her mobile phone is turned on on time.

Liu Jianfeng can finally take a breath, in ancient times, in a patriarchal society, women were men's vassals, foils, and even tools.

But now it seems to be the other way around, more and more men have begun to become foils, people used to always yearn to find nurses or kindergarten teachers as wives, because they are gentle, it is estimated that the truth is the opposite, nurses and kindergarten teachers work very hard, but also very cautious and careful, the slightest deviation may lead to serious consequences.

And often encounter patients with dystocia, low-quality family members, or naughty children, and unreasonable parents, it is commonplace to be tired and angry.

So when they return home, carefree, and let go of their own harbor, they naturally don't have to be cautious anymore, and they don't have to continue to be gentle, on the contrary, they are tired outside for a day, as a boyfriend or husband, you let them serve you,

Is it possible? If I don't get angry with you, I'm already virtuous.

There is also this kind of female president, who has a secretary assistant for everything outside, and a group of subordinates who are properly arranged, and you expect her to come back, take off her professional suit, and immediately put on an apron and go into the kitchen to serve you?

Fortunately, after Lin Zirou entered the working state, she didn't toss herself, but the change from a girl to a young woman was still affecting her, such as when she got off the car at the company, two security guards, one stood up and saluted, and the other came to open the door.

Lin Zirou saw that the security guard was wearing a hand-woven red rope bracelet on his wrist, so he took a special look, which frightened the security guard, the company stipulates that jewelry is not allowed on duty, and the security captain hurriedly ran over and immediately wanted to criticize.

Lin Zirou waved her hand to stop it and asked the security guard: "You bought this bracelet?"

The security guard shook his head in fear and said, "My girlfriend knitted it by hand, let me carry it all the time, saying that it is to keep me safe." ”

"This is the love bracelet, your girlfriend is really ingenious, and she is obsessed with you. Lin Zirou said happily: "That's it, I will approve you, you can get off work after working only six hours a day in the future, and spend more time with your girlfriend, such a good girl, you must not let it down." ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, and this time the working hours were reduced by two hours, and the president specially approved, just because of such a broken bracelet?

The security guard happily thanked Lin Zirou for his kindness, and Liu Jianfeng was full of black lines on the side, which clearly meant that Sang said Huai was teaching himself.

But in this building, she is the master, and when the emperor is happy, he likes to feast on his ministers, reward them, and even give amnesty to the world.

Lin Zirou walked into the building with brisk steps, the first thing she saw was of course the front desk, the sister paper hurriedly put down her mobile phone and stood up, Lin Zirou still walked directly towards her.

Looking down at her phone hidden underneath, Lin Zirou asked, "Did you send another message to your boyfriend?"

The front desk girl nodded scaredly, but Lin Zirou sighed and said, "I said can you have a little interest, after working for so long, I have never seen your boyfriend send you to work, or pick you up from work, and I have never had lunch with you, but you always take the initiative to greet him and chat with him."

How obsessed you are with him, don't you know that men can't get used to it, you don't know that girls have to be reserved, keep their distance, if they are close and far away, hot and cold, and want to refuse and welcome, in order to hang a man, let him change his tricks to please you, you are always so blindly active, will make men think that you are very good, but do not cherish you, understand?

Forget it, you should be transferred to the administrative department as a clerk, and when you get busy, plus you have your own career, self-reliance and self-improvement do not rely on men, but men will pay more attention to you. ”

Lin Zirou's words made the front desk sister paper overjoyed, everyone knows that the company's front desk receptionist is a vase, in a small company is responsible for serving tea and pouring water, sending and receiving express delivery, there is no future at all, in a large company is better, in the treatment of people, dealing with some simple administrative affairs can be exercised, the ultimate goal is to enter the direct human resources department or administrative department.

And this girl graduated from a second-rate university, with neither a high degree nor work experience, but because she chatted with her boyfriend, she thought she would be fired.