Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 148 Normal Reaction

After Ye Long's story, everyone understood that there would always be things lost in the Shaliuying camp.

But they are all worthless gadgets, toothbrushes and toothpaste placed by the window, corn on the roof, potato seeds dried at the door of the cooking class, and the big red pants worn by Wei Guoqing.

Basically, it happens once every two or three months, and this situation has been happening since the Shaliu camp and has lasted for seven years, but it is estimated that this kind of thing has happened before, but it was deserted at that time.

At the beginning, Ye Long also investigated it personally, but he couldn't find anything, and then it was gone, it wasn't anything valuable anyway, so there was no need to waste energy.

In addition, there is always something wrong with the troops, not that things are lost, but there will always be some strange things.

You must know that many of the troops' camps are built on cemeteries, so Ye Long has heard too many unbelievable things, and he didn't make a fuss after coming to the Shaliu camp.

Chu Ci's face was full of suspicion: "The black cake was also lost inexplicably, is there any connection between this?"

"At the beginning, I also discussed with Wei Lao, but in the past seven years, the places where things have been lost are all on the ground, not underground, and the black cake is placed in the underground base, and nothing has ever been lost in the underground base. ”

In fact, Ye Long also has a tribulation story.

The toothpaste potatoes have not been checked if they are lost, even if they are related, it is useless, they should not be found or they cannot be found, and there is no trace left.

Chu Ci nodded, looked at Liu Ranhui again, and asked, "Could it be the reason for the white hole?"

"Probably not. Liu Ranhui pondered for a moment and said: "First of all, the white hole is the opposite of the black hole, it is the injection of matter and energy, not absorption, and the second is that the white hole does not refer to the sudden appearance of a hole, according to the current situation, the appearance of the white hole will be accompanied by a rare aurora phenomenon, and the camp did not appear when the camp lost things, even if there is no aurora, the appearance of the black hole and the white hole will inevitably cause a magnetic field change, although I have not seen it, but it must be very moving, it is impossible to be unaware." ”

Yan Entropy looked at Chu Ci with a bitter face: "I don't care, you solve the case for me and get my scorpion back." ”

"Stop the ink, I know. After Chu Ci finished speaking, he walked to Qin Lele's side: "Let's disband it first, I always feel that this matter is boring." ”

Kid Jack also began to call: "Yes, you must solve the case, I lost my shoes." ”

Haijue smashed the back of his head with one hand again: "Don't make trouble for others." ”

"Oh. Boy Jack shrunk his neck and crouched barefoot.

After everyone disbanded, Qin Lele didn't have the heart to study Lilliputian, after all, it was a "multilateral talk", and he couldn't talk about a result for a while.

And that group of little ones is too inkbloc, plus the six forces have their own ghosts, and the progress is very slow.

I have to say that Wu Changfeng is still very smart, although Qin Lele usually looks like he can do things with his fists and absolutely without his mind, but he is extremely patient with this kind of thing.

Chu Ci and Qin Lele found an earthen step and sat down.

Chu Ci also diligently found a piece of Qin Lele to keep it on it, happy.

Because the soil steps Qin Lele was looking for were relatively short, just over one meter, the two of them were very close.

Chu Ci has been very strange in the past two days, but everyone who comes to the Shaliu camp eats sand every day, and the camouflage uniforms everyone wears are dirty, even if they wash it on the first day and wear it again the next day, it is still dirty.

Only Qin Lele, the black camouflage combat uniform is never dirty.

It's not that the black isn't dirty, but it's very clean, as if it's changed several times a day.

The entire camp is so clean that there is one other person besides Qin Lele, and that is Yan Entropy.

Because this guy is running around in big shorts, like a wild man, he almost squats on the ground and screams twice.

The main thing is that he thinks the laundry is too inky.

In the special group, Chu Ci belongs to the eldest brother level, Yan Entropy belongs to the second brother level, and Yan Entropy doesn't need to do this kind of thing by Yan Entropy himself, say hello, and wash him by the way when others wash it.

But Yan Entropy was not happy, because if someone else washed him and put it on again, it would smell like another man.

So it's not a good thing to say that the nose is good, the dormitory where Chu Ci and Yan Entropy live is the farthest from the bathroom, since it is more than three hundred meters, whoever goes to the toilet, Yan Entropy is still the first to know, and he can even tell what this person eats at noon.

"I always feel that losing things has something to do with black cakes. ”

After Chu Ci finished speaking, Qin Lele nodded slightly: "It is impossible for things to disappear for no reason, black cakes are like this, those little things that are lost, including the bottle containing shoes in Yan Entropy, have disappeared for no reason, and they should be related." ”

After a pause, Qin Lele continued: "But what I can't figure out is this, I just thought about it again, if these lost things are man-made, then it is incomprehensible, black cakes are strategic weapons, but scorpions, jack boy's running shoes, those toothbrushes, toothpaste, potatoes, etc., these things have no value, why steal them?"

Chu Ci couldn't figure out this thing.

Everything that is lost has one thing in common, and that is vanishing out of thin air.

But what are you doing stealing broken shoes and potatoes, and the potatoes in the shoes are finished and the cabbage is fried?

"Could it be that it is not man-made at all, and it has nothing to do with the phase transfer technology of Yan Entropy, but some kind of natural phenomenon, or a special supernatural phenomenon?"

"Why do you think so?"

"If it's artificial, it's impossible for Yan Entropy not to know, after the two of us slept last night... Well, they sleep separately, even when Yan Entropy is resting, his five senses can still sense the wind and grass around him, it is impossible to be so close to be stolen and Yan Entropy is not discovered, if it is a phase transfer technology, the nearby magnetic field will have a strong change and space distortion, and it is impossible for Yan Entropy to be unaware. ”

Qin Lele raised his head, glanced around the camp and said, "Install a camera and cover the entire camp." ”

Chu Ci hummed slightly.

At present, it can only be like this, although Ye Long just said that this situation will only happen once in a few months, but now it seems that this is not the case.

Yesterday Jack Kid's broken shoes were lost, and today the entropy of the scorpion was lost again, whether it was accidental or not, maybe something like this would happen soon, as long as the monitoring covered the entire camp, then if you lose something, it will be recorded in the process.

In fact, Ye Long had thought so before, but he didn't put it into action.

Because of the privacy issue involved, if the entire camp was to be covered, the toilets and dormitories would also have to be installed, and in the end, Ye Long would give up.

Qin Lele is so smart, she can also think of the questions that Ye Long can think of.

"Monitoring connects two different servers, one for me and one for you. ”

"What do you mean?"

"The women's area, the men's area, is divided. ”

Chu Ci wiped his saliva and asked, "Then which one am I responsible for?"

Qin Lele shook his fist: "What do you say?"

Chu Ci looked disappointed: "Then I'll be a man." ”

"Why do you think about things that don't make sense every day? ”

"Just kidding, I don't even see it. ”

Qin Lele sneered and asked, "Do you usually like to drool when you joke?"

Chu Ci usually doesn't drool, mainly because this time Qin Lele brought eight female combatants, and all of them were from the strategic group.

The strategy group has the most, of course, the long-legged big sisters are the most.

Chu Ci laughed dryly, and quickly changed the topic and asked, "Is there any progress on your side, what did those little guys say?" ”

Qin Lele wanted to laugh when he mentioned this, and his eyebrows were full of helplessness.

"The six races, which can also be understood as countries, each country resides in the body of a beast, under normal circumstances, the beast should be parasitic on the body of the material life, but I think this should not be the case with the beast they parasitize, as for why the beast they live in came to the earth, they haven't said yet, but I think there should be an accident. ”

"Then give them all the matchboxes to close. ”

Qin Lele sneered: "This is already the most damaging method I can think of, but it's a pity that it's useless, or you give me a staff officer, and you will say that you have a bad stomach." ”

Chu Ci suddenly hit the sky: "Who is chewing the root of the tongue behind his back, I am the most pure and upright, don't listen to their nonsense." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll believe you if you say a few more words. ”

Chu Ci shrugged.

Sure enough, excellent people will be envied wherever they go.

"Did they ask for it?"

"I mentioned it. Qin Lele said happily: "At the beginning, they asked us to hand over the desert to them, and the desert will be their territory in the future. ”

"They really dare to ask for it, why don't they just want the earth?"

"It's really going to be said that the earth is their territory. ”

Chu Ci was shocked: "What did you say this?" ”

"They also knew it couldn't be, but it was just a lion opening his mouth to test my bottom line. ”

"You didn't beat them?"

"No, I'm a lady, but my grandson accidentally touched the water cup and let them take a cold shower, and then they asked for the desert instead. ”

Chu Ci: "... ”

If this little grandson touched the hot water bottle, wouldn't they swim in a magma bath?

Qin Lele continued: "The funniest thing is that they don't know how big the desert is, and they want all the deserts on the earth when they open their mouths. ”

"Dream, even if there is nothing in the desert, it will not be given to them for nothing. ”

"Yes, it seems that they don't know much about the earth, so I can roughly conclude that they didn't come to the earth on their own initiative. ”

Chu Ci couldn't help but nod and said: "That's right, if it's an aggressor, it's impossible to come over and fight without even carrying out intelligence work, and there are many ways to deal with the beast, but it was too late at that time, and then I discussed it with Yan Entropy, it's not too simple to deal with the monster that absorbs heat, as long as time permits, you can make the corresponding weapon for effective combat." ”

"Yes, I thought about it on the way here, but you've made the best decision in that case. ”

Qin Lele's face was full of undisguised appreciation: "I hope everyone is like you, use their brains more when doing things, instead of always asking me." ”

After saying this, Qin Lele's eyes showed a trace of tiredness, but Chu Ci didn't notice it.

"Later, how to talk about it. ”

"So, I gave them a little bit of geography, including the basics of the earth. ”

"And then?"

"Then they said that they should send a representative of the people of Earth to talk to them. ”

Chu Ci couldn't cry or laugh.

I didn't expect this group of people with a small appearance to be not small, and when I heard this, I knew that when I communicated with Qin Lele, I must have looked arrogant.

In short, in the end, they may also realize that they do not occupy the initiative, so they retreat again and again. Qin Lele said with a smile: "Before they came out, they had already reduced the desert territory to a thousand square kilometers. ”

"At the beginning, we want the deserts of the whole earth, and when we are done, we will need 1,000 square kilometers?"

"Yes. ”

"Do they still want face?"

"There are also some messy requirements, no rain in the desert area, no dryness of the sand, a monthly trip to the desert area, and a team of thousands of professionals to maintain their beasts. The most amusing thing about the announcement of other countries and the guarantee of the uniqueness and independence of their territories is that the representatives of the original six Lilliputian countries all talked to me privately, saying that they wanted to work with us to destroy the other five Lilliputian countries and rob them of their beasts. ”

Chu Ci smiled dumbly.

Profit maximization, sky-high asking price, can bend and stretch, no bottom line, talking is the same as farting.

These characteristics are basically the same as those of overseas politicians.

It seems that whether it is the earth or the universe, politicians are the same.

However, Chu Ci didn't think that this was any advantage or disadvantage, and there was nothing to blame.

After all, it's all for the people, fighting for the interests of their own country, isn't that exactly what politicians need to do?

Of course, there are also some sanctimonious hypocrites who say that they are for the country and the people, but in private they are diametrically opposed.

"You can't just talk about it. Chu Ci proposed: "If you want me to say it's better to be hard, at that time, Yan Entropy installed a bomb in the body of the beast, didn't they obey it in the same way." ”

"Do you still need to teach? Qin Lele said with a smile: "The reason why I talk like this is just to determine some information, and through their requests, I can know the basic situation of these alien creatures." ”

"How?"

"Didn't they want territory, and they didn't ask to return to their home planet or leave Earth, which means that they most likely arrived on Earth because of an accident, and they know that they can't return to their home planet, or they don't have a home planet at all, because the beasts are creatures that can live in outer space. ”

Chu Ci sneered.

Isn't it, through this group of small requests, a lot of useful information has been obtained.

"If you don't say that you are the Qin Bureau, in our Foreign Affairs Department, I admire you the most, and everything can't be hidden from the sharp eyes of our Qin Bureau. ”

"Save it, always fool me, don't think I don't know what you're thinking. Qin Lele glared at Chu Ci with disgust: "Behind my back, don't say anything bad about me." ”

Chu Ci smirked.

The old man has been wandering on the rivers and lakes for many years, how could he make such a low-level mistake.

There must be bad words, but I never say them in front of others, they are all said in my heart.

When you say it to others, isn't it easy for someone to get caught?

"Alright, I'm going back to work. Qin Lele stood up, patted the dust that didn't exist on his trouser legs, and patted Chu Ci's shoulder very positively: "Comrade Xiao Chu, you are also at the official level, maybe you will go back... In short, don't always look like a flamboyant tongue in the future, especially in front of the bear, you know. ”

After Qin Lele finished speaking, he couldn't hold back for a while and sneered.

Chu Ci swallowed a mouthful of saliva involuntarily, this was the first time he had seen Qin Lele joking, and making this little daughter gesture.

The ghost sent the gods, Chu Ci asked stupidly: "Then I will be in the future... Only in front of you hippie smiley?"

"Idiot. Qin Lele rolled his eyes and turned to leave.

Looking at Qin Lele's back as he left, Chu Ci's heart beat wildly.

This girl... Is it jealous?

"Why are you smiling very lewdly again? ”

The flame entropy like a big mouse came out from behind, and his body was full of sand, and at a glance, he knew that this guy was crawling all over the ground just now to catch scorpions.

"You scared the hell out of me. ”

"What do you earthlings say ... Oh yes, don't do bad things, don't have nightmares in bed... Oh no, it's not to do bad things, not afraid of dreaming of ghosts, and no, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts pressing the bed. Yan Entropy scratched the back of his head, and his eyes lit up: "Yes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts." ”

Chu Ci: "How beastly you are, make all the ghosts scream... ”

"I know what you're thinking. Yan Entropy sat beside Chu Ci: "Stop daydreaming, when that girl is with you, there is no obvious change in her physical signs." ”

"Whoever daydreams, daydreams when I say anything. ”

"Then why did your heart beat faster when she just left?"

"You change every day, listening to other people's heartbeats every day. Chu Ci hurriedly glanced around, and only then did he breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that there was no one around.

"Beauty, big beauty, I've never seen such a beautiful beauty, and suddenly asked me not to be hippie and smiling with other women, of course I'm excited. ”

Yan Entropy looked confused: "What's there to be excited about." ”

"Maybe she's jealous, and she doesn't want me to be hippie with others, just to her hippie smile. ”

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but again, she doesn't have any feelings for you, because her physical signs are very normal, and there are no unnecessary changes. ”

Chu Ci let out a slightly disappointed sigh.

It seems that I misunderstood.

"He is the director, the first female director of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Wang Dafu also said that looking at the whole country, he is definitely the youngest director, how can he fall in love with a dick like you. ”

"Yes, after all, I still have an oil bottle, and people will definitely not look down on me. ”

"What is a drag oil bottle?"

"It's the waste that eats and drinks behind me every day. ”

Yan Entropy nodded: "Three inches Ding is indeed a waste, and the Dudu girl is slightly stronger." ”

Chu Ci squinted his eyes and asked, "What about you?"

"Me?" Yan Entropy counted with his fingers: "Three inches, Dudu girl, then I am followed by three oil bottles." ”

Chu Ci looked confused.

"There are only two people in the three-inch Ding plus the Dudu girl, why do you say three. ”

"Goodbye. Yan Entropy stood up and patted his buttocks: "I'm going to catch the scorpion." ”

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Chapter III.

Suddenly I found that this week seems to be a double monthly pass, I don't mean anything else, don't get me wrong, I'm just talking about this, don't get me wrong, the weather is so good today.