"May I ask the male guest, you are 28 years old, when do you plan to get married now!" It was Lin Qingqing who took the lead in firing, note that this is not a question sentence, but a question sentence.

The male guest didn't know what the plan was, so he honestly scratched his head and said embarrassedly:

"I want to have a child before I turn 30, so maybe I'll get married next year!"

"Next year?" Lin Qingqing's tone was a little disdainful, and he sneered: "Male guest, I want to ask you, do you plan to go back to your hometown or stay in the magic capital when you get married." ”

"Of course, I stayed in the magic capital, and the salary in my hometown was too low. ”

"Hehe!" Lin Qingqing rolled her eyes and said disdainfully: "Male guest, isn't the price of the magic capital high? The housing prices in the magic capital are not expensive? When you get married, you won't let your future wife live in the basement with you, right? Why do you say that you are a big man, and you want your women to suffer with you?"

"This ......"

"What is this, don't say you're 28, if you don't have money, you're 18 and you don't have an egg, and if you have money, 38 doesn't matter. ”

"That ......"

"Then what, take 10,000 steps back, even if you don't have money, what kind of struggle do you use to make excuses, one yard to one yard, you look so handsome, dress tastefully, I serve you." ”

"I ......" the male guest was said to be red-faced.

When the audience saw this scene, there were many discussions, and the atmosphere off the stage became much warmer.

"This female guest is too poisonous to speak, isn't it?! Hmph, don't bully the poor boy. ”

An audience member asked angrily.

"I'm still a teenager, I think they're all uncles! I think the girls are right, they're all 28 years old, they don't have a house or a car, how can they give others a happy life!" someone immediately retorted.

"Then it can't be so ugly!"

"That is, in front of so many people, leave some dignity for other young men. ”

"Cut, these days, you don't have money to talk to me about dignity. Why? Are you worthy?"

"Hehe! I laughed. ”

For a while, there was a lot of excitement.

Fu Wenbin saw this scene in the background, and slapped the table with excitement, he knew that it was successful, this show had just begun, and he didn't need any three views to be right or wrong, what he wanted was to explode!

As long as it can attract the attention of the audience, as long as there are people to discuss, this show will be popular!

"Wait, I've got a big show in the back. Fu Wenbin clenched his fists.

As expected, the first male guest departed gloomily.

The second male guest came on the stage soon, this male guest was hired by Fu Wenbin for 2,000 yuan, born in a professional class, and graduated from a film school.

The young man is very handsome, and very trendy, the dressing taste style and packaging are good, as soon as he comes on the stage, both the audience and the female guests on the show have their eyes lit up.

"It seems that this show of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" can really be on any kind of male guest. ”

"Yes, there are high quality, and there are poor quality, no, let's sign up for a try......"

......

The audience is talking here, and the first VCR of the young man has been released.

This VCR has made the young man very successful, of course, it is not all made up, after all, the show faces the national audience, and there must be friends and relatives of the young man.

Although it is a trust, it can't be too fake.

The basic facts are still reliable, but the whole video is like a beautiful photo album, and the male guests are handsome and compelling, just a little worse than the author of this book, Zhou Qilin.

Finally, he also misled people by saying that the male guest had invested in a small business on the Internet and earned a lot of money every month.

Anyway, this kind of thing is nonsense, and when someone asks about it after the show, they say that the business has failed. What can there be, the hype is true and false, half-true and half-false.

In the end, of course, the ending was also perfect, the male guest's heartbeat girl, a very beautiful female guest and he held hands successfully, and the two won the Maldives Tourism Award.

By the way, the beautiful female guest was also found by Fu Wenbin, and the two were classmates, both of whom were from film schools.

"Okay, let's have a third male guest on the stage, this male guest made a bet with me before he came, he said that after he played, there will definitely be no less than 22 female guests in the first round to leave lights for him, if it is not less than this number, I will invite him to dinner, if it is lower than this number, he will invite me to dinner!"

Meng Xiaofei was happy, and said proudly: "I don't know where this guy got his confidence, and he bragged that he would make everyone fall in love with him within half an hour, ladies and gentlemen, everyone must give me some face and crush his self-confidence." ”

"Alright, let's welcome the third male guest of the room. ”

"Huh!"

The elevator slowly descended, and the third male Jia walked out, this person was Nan Li, but now Nan Li was dressed very ordinarily after some makeup, the kind of casual pants with a wide leg were covered with a dress that was a bit similar to a cleaner's uniform, and then a crooked peaked hat.

"Hello everyone, I'm from the magic capital and I'm 25 years old. Nan Li pretended to be nervous and stammered, "Three...... Hello teacher, ...... on the field 42-bit ...... No, 24 female guests ...... during the day No, good evening!"

Nan Li's hanging silk is simply vivid, hanging his head, his eyes are dodging, and his face is slightly red, just like Grandma Liu has entered the Grand View Garden.

Meng Xiaofei on the side looked straight in his eyes, Nima, you deserve to be an actor, if I didn't know that you were Nanli, I would have believed it, but you are like this, even if I tell others that you are Nanli, others will think that I want Nanli to go crazy.

"Okay, this is a male guest from the magic capital. Please choose the girl you like. ”

Nanli took the monitor and pressed a casual edge.

Meng Xiaofei continued: "Please consider the 24 female guests. ”

The 24 female guests on the stage glanced at it, the corners of their mouths grinned, they were all fucking speechless, they looked like dicks, and they were embarrassed to say that there were no less than 22 lights, you fucking our female guests are all blind.

At this time, that Lin Qingqing suddenly whispered on the stage:

"Sisters, keep your eyes open, this person is the young man with sling, who came on a broken bicycle, and paddled my car as if it was nothing. ”

"Hey, this kind of person is so hateful. It's a good lesson!"

"Even so, I don't know where this sling comes from. ”

The female guests talked a lot on the stage.

At this time, Meng Xiaofei mentioned seemingly casually: "Have you noticed that this classmate looks a bit like our top star Nanli from a certain angle!"

The audience, including 24 female guests, was convinced of Meng Xiaofei's words, because when they looked closely, they did look a bit like Nan Li.

However, they didn't find that this person looked a bit like Nan Li, not from a certain angle, but from all angles!

If one angle is what looks like, then each angle is me!

However, now I'm afraid no one will regard the sling in front of him as Nanli.

However, Meng Xiaofei's seemingly unintentional words made the 24 female guests realize: It turns out that this kid thinks he looks like Nan Li, so confident?

It's a pity that Nanli is a big star at the top, you are a young man at the bottom of society, and there is no comparison at all.

Nan Lisheng's face is called handsome, and your face is called waste.

Meng Xiaofei spoke again:

"Please choose!"

"Bang bang bang~" The lights went out.

In an instant, 16 of the 24 lights remained.

Lin Qingqing is secretly cool, the sisters are so powerful, you still want to find a girlfriend, and you want to go to the Maldives, I think you might as well eat S, the toad wants to eat swan meat!

Meng Xiaofei smiled and said, "It seems that the female guests on the stage really gave me face, and I won this bet." ”

"Come, please tell me why you turned off the lights on the 18th!"

No. 18 was Lin Qingqing, pursed his lips, and said righteously: "I'm really not targeting anyone, when the male guest hasn't come up yet, I listen to Grandpa Meng's words, I feel uncomfortable, male guest, you are too confident, why are you? Just because of your looks? Then I want to tell you, with your looks, grab a lot on the street." ”

"What's wrong with looking like Nanli? Can it give you confidence, people are born like this, it's a myth, you look like this, it's a joke!"

When Nanli heard this, he had a messy feeling in the wind.

What is this?

Lin Qingqing, a super poisonous tongue, obviously didn't intend to let Nan Li go, and continued:

"Let me tell you, with your temperament, put it in the sky is Zhu Bajie, throw hell is a bull head and horse face, don't think that the people who ride white horses are princes, and it may be Tang Seng, you think that if you look like Nanli, our female guests will like you, it really gives you face, you also take it for granted, and fall in love with you in half an hour! Let me tell you, our female guests are not such superficial women. ”

"Yes, that's so relieving!"

"Support Sister Qingqing!"

"We value connotation more!"

"Don't say you're not Nanli, even if it's really Nanli, I have to think about it. ”

Meng Xiaofei felt that the effect of the show that Fu Wenbin needed was almost there, but he wanted to add another fire, so he found the second poisonous tongue among the female guests:

"Female guest No. 7 will tell me why you turned off the lights!"

The female guest No. 7 said excitedly: "This male guest, I want to say that when you come, can you respect our female guests, you will come in a work clothes, of course! I solemnly declare that I absolutely do not mean to discriminate against the cleaners, I admit that they have made a lot of contributions to the beautification of the city, but this is the show, you come up in a uniform?"

"Second, male guest, how did you look like a fool when you came up, thief eyebrows, you are a big boy twisting and pinching, can you have a little temperament......"

Nan Li said embarrassedly: "That, I may be a little nervous, this is the first time I ......"

"Who is not the first time, you are a big man, more nervous than our female guests, what kind of trouble are you making, are you ashamed!"

Just like that, two more lights were extinguished.

Meng Xiaofei looked at it, and was a little stunned, what should I do if the VCR hasn't been put on yet, and the lights are out. So he hurriedly said:

"Everybody...... Wait a minute, let's take a look at the first VCR first, and get to know the male guests a little bit first. ”

Soon, the first VCR was shown on the big screen.

"Hi, everyone, I'm from the magic capital. I've done many, many jobs, many, many identities and careers. However, at the moment, I am doing charity, and I have always believed that no matter who you are, no matter how much money you have, as long as you have a heart, even if it is a dollar...... You are also a philanthropist. ”

After Nan Li finished speaking, the whole scene was booed, and it was the first time that the female guests heard someone boast like this, what is charity, what is one yuan, you are also a philanthropist.

Nanli said that one yuan is also a philanthropist, is a kind word, you are a sling, donate a few dollars and really regard yourself as a philanthropist?

At this time, a female guest on the stage was furious and asked:

"This gentleman, you are crazy, you said that you have many identities and occupations, can you tell me what they are? cleaners, construction workers, food and beverage waiters? You don't think that you are working as a salesperson in a Wal-Mart supermarket, you are really working and working for the world's top 500 companies, you think you look like Nanli, you are really Nanli. ”

Nan Li didn't expect the female guests at the scene to be so venomous, and was a little stunned, and then said half-jokingly,

"Isn't it? I hate people who flaunt their wealth every day when they have nothing to do, and I have too many business dealings with the world's top 500 companies every day! Have you ever seen me flaunt my wealth?"

"Oh?" When the female guest heard this, her eyes lit up, could it be that this is a big boss who is hidden deeply? Now some people like to pretend to be beggars, and they will say at every turn that they will take a test and find true love!

"Tell me, what are your business dealings?"

Nan Li said indifferently: "A lot, my toothpaste is Colgate, shampoo is rejoicing, and the mobile phone is the world's mobile phone, which is not an international famous brand? I sit on millions of buses and tens of millions of subways to work every day without showing off, I don't know what the people who drive hundreds of thousands of Bao Ma to work are bullish, and those who drive extended cars are no matter how good you are, no matter how long the car is, can you grow past the subway?"

I have maintained cooperative relations with the world's top 500 companies such as China Construction Bank, Agricultural Bank of China, PetroChina, China Mobile, Tianxia Dragon Card, and State Grid all year round, have you seen me show off?"

“......”

The whole scene was silent, and then the audience seats rang out with applause one after another.

"Great!

"Well, well said. ”

"Brother, we're here for you. ”

"It makes sense, we cooperate with these big companies every day, we don't show off our wealth, what are those cowhides that drive a broken BMW!"

I have to say that although the female guests disdained Nan Li's words and despised 10,000 capitals, the audience still supported Nan Li very much.

"That's a good guy, speaking our minds!"

"Really, I'm supporting this dude!"

The audience was coaxing there, and the female guests on the stage were unhappy.