Chapter 51: Inverted sentences and picking a big watermelon
Seeing that the battle in front of him had a trend of developing from violent dog abuse to dog food, Zhang Xun ruthlessly took out a dog beating stick and said, "Two of you, if you want to be tired, please go home and be tired, let's talk about some serious things." ”
"Big brother, are you a little unconscionable when you say this?" Zhao Shoushi pointed to his embarrassed cheeks, and said miserably, "If it weren't for the sake of business, why would I be so miserable." Do you still have compassion?"
"I found that you Shandong people like to use inverted sentences when you are in a hurry. Han Xun chuckled.
Zhao Punctual retorted directly: "What nonsense, what are you talking about, you are, talk normally, we." ”
"Well, actually, that's fine, I don't think so. Zhao Punctuality, who was blushing, looked at Pei Youqing and said, "To be fair, you are." ”
Pei Youqing nodded, with a posture that I would definitely stand on your side, and coughed twice before he spoke: "I have to say a fair word for the people of Shandong, I will do it today." Uh, it's not that I don't understand, anyway, I'm really going to pick on you. It's the same in the national capital, I think. ”
Well, they are all possessed by drama spirits, and they are acting in their true colors.
"Hahaha. Even though he knew that the two in front of him were mostly joking, Zhang Xun still laughed until he was about to break up, "You... You two are really not a family. The tone is exactly the same. ”
"Alright, please be a man. Zhao Punctual couldn't help complaining.
Dun Dun Dun,
Zhang Xun, who directly poured a bottle of water, finally stopped laughing insolently, patted his chest, and said, "Actually, I want to tell you about the publication of "Passing by Your World". The publishing house set up a bookstore. Their online channels are very strong, the first in China. We have cooperated with major publishing houses. It is guaranteed that the goods can be distributed as quickly as possible. ”
Zhao Punche once serialized the stories in "Passing by Your World" on the radio program "Your Moon My Heart" and Weibo, which is called a bedtime story because it is scattered and concise.
has caused a good response, the clicks have already exceeded 100 million, and Zhao Punctuality's Weibo fans have also risen sharply.
When the "Iron Fist" project was decided, it was for the purpose of warming up and promoting the film. This story of "Iron Fist" was shared on the platform.
The purpose of sharing is for publication. The book "Passing by Your World" finally has the opportunity to be published (at your own expense). Following the principle of 'profit gainer contributes', this matter was entrusted to the agent of the medal.
It's not that Zhao Punctual is lazy, it's mainly that Zhang Xun, who has a good father, has a very wide circle of friends, and it is easier to succeed.
No, it's only been half a month, and there is a quasi-letter. If Zhao Punctual operated it himself, even the publishing house wouldn't be able to handle it at this time.
The same thing, the same way of disposal, with different people in charge, will have different effects.
Let's talk about publishing, if Zhao Punctuality leads and participates too much, he will be regarded as an iron rooster that must be compared. If Zhang Xun leads, the more he participates, the more people will think that Ming Chaqiu has no public opinion.
On the contrary, if Zhao Punctual waved his hand and directly delegated power, he would be regarded as a fool and a layman.
If Zhang Xun is the same delegation of power, he will be regarded as Zhang Gongzi's atmosphere, and he doesn't care about some slight gains and losses.
People, watching people put down dishes is instinct.
Zhao Punctual didn't have time to accompany the time, and it wasn't bad for a little gain or loss, so it was better to throw it to Zhang Xun, and it would be easy.
As soon as he heard Zhang Xun talk about publishing, Zhao Shoushi only thought that he was here to ask for money.
Zhao Punctuality's worth is also worth more than two million, which looks like a lot, but it really doesn't cost it.
Two million yuan was set to invest in the movie, and the remaining four or five hundred thousand yuan was left for the studio to do normal operations, and the remaining 100,000 and 200,000 yuan was enough for Zhao Punctuality's daily expenses.
But when it comes to publishing, that's really not enough. In this way, Zhao Punctual could only cheekily choose whether to ask for money or not, or not to give his life.
Zhao Punctual shook his head very boldly, "Dude has no money." ”
"Tut-tut, look at your stinginess. ”
After two sarcastic sentences, Zhang Xun, who had had enough of his addiction, finally relented, "People just want you, the author, to go and determine the order of the story, the choice of illustrations, and the design of the cover." ”
"As long as it doesn't cost me, I can do anything. ”
"You don't need to spend money, the script transfer fee is enough. ”
"Well, I'll just say that you're a little abnormal today, so let's dig a pit here and wait for me to jump. You can do it, your boss anyway. ”
"Cheng, with your words, it's enough. ”
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National Day period, golden autumn October (September 30). The temperature in the imperial capital has begun to change significantly, like today's maximum temperature of 23C and the lowest temperature of 11C.
Sure enough, it was a crisp autumn day in September.
In the evening, the sun sets, and the entire sky is illuminated red by the setting sun, which makes people feel happy.
The red sun was still hanging above the sky, but it was no longer hot, and even the breeze was cool.
Zhao Punctuality, who repeatedly promised that he would never learn from Liu Yesheng again, finally obtained Pei Youqing's understanding, and he could also stand and walk out of the gate of Beiwutang.
The two of them holding arms walked through the streets of the imperial capital talking and laughing.
Of course, there is no need to say much about who carries whom, everyone understands.
Pei Youqing is beautiful, and walking on the road has a good return rate, and today's Zhao Punctuality is not far behind. It's really even repeatedly pressed.
It's just that the meaning of the eyes is different. looked at Pei Youqing's eyes, "I'm so beautiful." ”
looked at Zhao Punctu's eyes, "Damn, it's so miserable." ”
After reading the two of them, I pondered, "Made, the good cabbage has made the pig arch." ”
Sensing the surprised eyes of passers-by, Pei Youqing was a little annoyed, "You said that you got this injury, those who know say that you are dead, and those who don't know must think that I am a tigress." ”
"You might as well become a tigress and eat me in one bite. ”
"What nonsense"
Pei Youqing didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhao Punctuality's words. can see the smile on Zhao Punctu's face, and directly conclude that there is a car in this statement.
It took a long time to understand that this 'eating' and 'eating' it is not a place to eat, and she stepped on someone in shame and anger, "It's still light to hit you." It's better to beat you up for not being able to take care of yourself and not being able to speak, so you can save so much effort. ”
Pei Youqing, who snorted coldly, pulled out his hand, took small steps, and soon left Zhao Punctual behind.
"Wait for me, I can't go fast. ”
Perceiving someone who was holding on, Pei Youqing, who turned around, was angry and distressed, "I'll pack my backpack when I go home in a while, you hurry up and rest, and you have to set off before dawn tomorrow." I don't know if your body can withstand it. ”
It's about tomorrow's travel plans. It is 600 kilometers from the imperial capital to Qingdao, and even if you drive the highway on the road, it will take at least 6-9 hours.
And the first stop of the three of them is different, Zhao Punctual has to send Pei Youqing and An Xi to Qingdao City to settle down before he can go home.
Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival again, and it is not good for Zhao to go back too late on time, so he can only set off as soon as possible.
Zhao Shoushi nodded, "Departure at four o'clock, it is estimated that it will arrive at noon, I booked you the Prince Hotel next to the trestle." You can rest a little and go to the pier in the afternoon to see the sea.
There are also boats and motorboats, and if you are interested, you can go to the sea and have fun. In the evening, go to the Chochai Yuan to try the local seafood, where the potstickers are quite authentic. ”
"It's ... Zhao Punche was a little hesitant, and his mood was a little low, "After all, tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, so it stands to reason that I should spend it with you."
Why don't you go home with me for the holidays? If you don't want to go. Just stay in the hotel, and I'll sneak over to you at night. ”
Hearing this, Pei Youqing was shocked and waved his hand again and again, "Don't, don't." I was still a child. ”
Zhao Shoushi looked down at the two goods wrapped in fabric, and muttered, "It's really not big." ”
Pei Youqing, who was staring at him, clicked, clenched two rows of silver teeth and threatened, "What did you say?"
"I said that you have a white and tender little face, which can be a small waist, pure and touching little dimples, and you can't be more than eighteen years old. ”
"It's quite rhyming. ”
"No, guarding you, I'm poetic. ”
Zhao Punctuality, who licked hard, renewed his life, and he hurriedly diverted the topic for fear that it would not be enough
"Rest early in the evening. On the second day, you can go to the Polar Ocean World. See romantic beluga whales, fierce polar bears, arctic wolves, docile penguins, dolphins, sea otters, northern sea lions, sunfish, sand tiger sharks, seals and other rare marine fish.
At the end of the undersea tunnel, it is also a pleasure to watch thousands of rare marine fish species overhead, and eat a simple meal. ”
"I'm all moved by what I said. Chongqing is too inland to have a marine life-themed park. ”
The two talked and laughed, but they didn't think that the road was long, and it was just a little dark, and it was not far from the community.
Pointing to a fruit shop on the side of the road, Pei Youqing said loudly, "She has big watermelons at home, let's go buy two." Watermelon juice eliminates puffiness and can also relieve muscle soreness after exercise. It will definitely work for you in this situation, you have to drink more. ”
"You're pretty and you're right about anything. ”
Zhao Shoushi nodded in agreement. Don't talk about drinking watermelon juice, now you just let him eat durian and kneel on the keyboard, he doesn't dare to say a 'no'.
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It's late summer and early autumn, and it's the peak season for fruits. The fruit shop is not big, and there are many varieties of fruits in it, which can be called a dazzling array of people.
Considering that I will leave Beijing tomorrow, this will be a few days, so I don't plan to buy more.
After all, it's an hour on the road, so you can't stare at it with a big eye. You can't eat anything, it's better to eat fruit than to eat.
Peaches, crystal pears, pomegranates, grapes and so on have been purchased, and there are not many quantities and many types.
And then there is the heaviest big watermelon.
The watermelon was placed at the door, and facing the watermelon in front of him, Pei Youqing flicked it lightly and listened carefully to the sound of the watermelon.
The level of seriousness can be called the beauty pageant judges.
Originally, Zhao Punctual didn't think much about it, until he saw that she had played almost all the melons, and then touched her chin and worried about which one to buy.
At this time, Zhao Punctual was vaguely aware of one thing, this product didn't seem to be picky at all.
Zhao Punchou tried to ask as tactfully as possible, "Which melon do you think is the sweetest?"
"I don't know. ”
"Then what did you just knock and knock for? ”
"Pretend. I can't understand it, but I can't let others know. Pei Youqing's serious answer seemed to be a very reasonable Yazi.
"Okay, I'm a Buddha. ”
Zhao Punctuality, who was smiling, picked a melon and flicked it gently, "I'll teach you." To identify whether the quality of the watermelon is good or not, you first have to knock on this watermelon, 'Bang Bang Bang'. ”
"yes, that's how I knocked. ”
"The teacher is in class, and the students are not allowed to interject. Zhao Punctual waved his hand and ruthlessly interrupted the curious classmate Pei. After a big glare, he continued, "If you knock on the 'Bang Bang Bang', if there are worms in the watermelon, the worms will ask, 'Who'?"
And then you ask again if this melon is sweet?
The bugs will say it's not sweet, get out.
Then you can't buy this melon. Did you get it?"
"I know your sister. "Pei Youqing raised his leg and made a gesture to kick someone...
It is also a majority of the posing ingredients, otherwise holding a big watermelon, someone who is still inflexible may not be able to hide.
Zhao Punctuating, who was smiling, waved to the busy boss in the store, "Boss, are you ripe with this melon?"
"Cooked. The ripe ones are very ripe, and they are all melons that have just entered the northeast. Look at this melon vine, it's fresh. ”
"Nacheng, you can pick two for us. Zhao Punctuality, who had said that, turned his head and whispered to Pei Youqing, "This boss is okay, and he doesn't fool people." ”
"Huh, you can see that?"
Zhao Shoushi patted the long watermelon and said, "The most famous production area of watermelons in the imperial capital is Pang Gezhuang. Many fruit shops use this under the guise of this. But now in the season, Pangezhuang has long been out of melons. Now the melons we eat are all Northeast melons. ”
"Little brother Menqing. The shopkeeper gave a thumbs up and gave a thumbs up, then patted it, picked out two melons, and said, "You two go back and eat it, it's not sweet." ”
In fact, Zhao Punctual will not pick watermelons, but he will knock on them every time he buys watermelons.
The reason is very simple, exactly the same as Pei Youqing.
Make it yourself first, and then let the shopkeeper help you choose one. This will reduce the chance of getting pitted.
Don't think it's useless. If Liu Huaqiang's wife does this when she buys melons, there may not be a stalk of "Are you ripe melons".
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Carrying fruit in his hand, after a while, he arrived at the door of his house.
Zhao Punctual took out the key, directly opened the door security door and entrance door, and he was stunned on the spot before he had time to change his shoes when he entered the house.
If it weren't for the fruit in his hand, he would have been able to blow up his skull on the spot.
Singing came from the TV that was turned off last night. The sofa opposite the TV has a man lying down.
There was the sound of rushing water in the kitchen. As soon as the sound of the water stopped, a human voice came, "It's Youqing back." The newly bought fruit on the table, you eat some cushion first. ”
The last three words are rapidly raised, almost as high as a liter f. It's a pity that this voice doesn't go to "The Voice".
Pei Youqing, who was behind him, wanted to run away when he heard this familiar voice, but he knew that if he could run, the monk couldn't run away from the temple. I had to step forward, "Dad, Mom, what are you?" No, why are you here, it's better to say it in advance. ”
Confused, very confused, quite confused.
Don't ask, if you ask, you want to die.