Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky Idiot

Rumble!

He Peng slammed the accelerator and turned the car to the door of the house, honked the horn twice, and suddenly stood up under the fence of the villa with a bearded uncle!

The blond-haired, blue-eyed uncle was tall and mighty, holding a huge pair of tree-trimming scissors in his hand, frowning, his eyes full of dissatisfaction, and he was slightly surprised when he saw the sci-fi version of the sky-high sports car.

And with that came even more rage!

He roared, "Hey, boy, it's great to be rich, if you don't get out, I'll use it to re-shoot your sports car into scrap metal!"

He Peng opened the door and walked down, the rough old American uncle, seeing that it was a guy with black hair and black eyes, was stunned for a moment, and then dropped the big scissors in his hand, leaned over and picked up a rifle!

He Peng secretly smiled bitterly, these old beauties are really, they have to carry a rifle at any time when they repair flowers and cut grass in their own homes, is it necessary to have a rifle here, how bad is the security here, so that they can live like in the enemy-occupied area!

He Peng stretched out a hand and hurriedly shouted in an authentic New York voice: "Stop, stop, I'm here to pay!"

The bearded man was even more surprised when he heard this, and immediately raised the barrel of the gun: "Get out of here, or I'll shoot!"

He Peng grabbed a large handful of banknotes casually, "Here you go, this is for you!"

The bearded man showed a look of interest: "What are you going to do, why give me money?"

He Peng said: "This money is given to you, as long as you negotiate a deal with me, whether you make money or not is yours!"

The bearded man was even more curious, and he cautiously walked out from behind the fence with his gun in hand.

At this time, Wang Xinyi also ran out of the car, she ran to He Peng's side in a panic, wanting to block in front of He Peng, but was stopped by He Peng.

The bearded man walked over, put the muzzle of the gun on He Peng's chest, stared at He Peng's eyes, and carefully took the money from He Peng's hand.

That's a lot of bills, seven or eight thousand dollars, to say the least.

"Okay, let's talk about something. ”

The bearded man did not let his guard down, he took a step back, the muzzle of the gun was still pointed at He Peng, and his finger was still on the trigger.

He Peng smiled: "I have no malice, and I don't have weapons, can you put the gun down, be careful of misfire, I want to negotiate a deal with you, you must like the deal." ”

The bearded man has just lost his job recently, he is a fund manager on Wall Street, usually in a suit and leather shoes, and now he is worried about the huge debt owed to the bank, he prunes trees and weeds every day to eliminate the bad mood of savings, but he is still like a powder keg will be angry at any time, his wife and children can't stand his violent temper and even moved to his parents' house in the city.

But even this can't calm down his hot head, he really wants to pull the trigger and get rid of it, but he still has a trace of illusion, he prays that the bank that sent him bills again and again and even threatened to accuse him of taking all his assets will collapse immediately, so that his debts can be a hundred, but this is just a self-consoling dream, not to say that the bank will not fail, even if it fails, everything that belongs to him will still be taken away by the bank's creditors with the bankruptcy liquidation of the bank!

He's at his wit's end!

He Peng smiled: "I am willing to pay for your house!"

"No!" roared the bearded, "this house is what I left to my wife and children, and no one can take it even if they die." ”

He Peng smiled: "But I will contribute a lot of money, you can buy a better one!"

The bearded man laughed: "Boy, are you rich, are you rich, are you great, and I won't sell it for any money!"

"How about five million, your house, even a year ago, was only a few hundred thousand!"

The bearded man was stunned, if there were five million, he would save a little to tide him over this difficulty, and now with the financial war, housing prices in New York have fallen a lot. But the bearded man was not reconciled, and even if he had five million, he would not be able to live his old life again.

But he also knew that no one would come out more, he sighed and put down the rifle: "Boy, you go, this house is not for sale!" He had already recognized the reality, and he decided to set himself and his home and those damned debts to ashes tonight.

He Peng smiled: "So how about 10 million?"

The bearded man suddenly stopped walking back, 10 million! enough for him to pay off his debts, buy a new house, and live a good life again, and his wife and children would return to him.

He turned back excitedly, his eyes excited and soft: "Oh my God, you must be an angel sent by God, please forgive me for being rude, I agree to your conditions, come and please come in and talk in detail, I will make you the best cup of coffee, and by the way, I will show you the furnishings in the house, I promise that this house will be so good that it will surprise you." ”

He Peng shook his head, no, "I hope you can call your lawyer immediately, and we will go through the formalities now!"

The bearded man stared at He Peng in surprise, he seemed to suspect that the black-haired and black-eyed guy was not an angel but a liar, did he even have to buy a house at a high price, and it was so urgent.

Could it be that there is a gold mine buried under my house?

The bearded man hesitated, he said: "Well, you have to give me some time for this, selling the house is not a trivial matter, and besides, I need time to vacate the house, and it will take time for the lawyer to go through the formalities." ”

He Peng smiled: "No need, I'll give you 20 million, let your lawyer come immediately, I'm going to live in tonight, and I'll ask for the furnishings in this house together, take away your personal belongings, and leave the rest!"

The bearded man felt that if he was not driven crazy by the debt and hallucinated, or the black-haired Chinese man in front of him was crazy, even if there was a gold mine under the house, it was not worth so much money, and he confirmed again: "You really want to buy this house for 20 million, I need to declare in advance that this house is probably only worth 200,000 according to the current market price, are you sure you want to buy it at a hundred times the price?"

He Peng said with a smile, "Of course, we Huaxia people are very honest in doing business, aren't we, call your lawyer, and after signing the contract for a few minutes, you will have an extra 20 million in your account, and I can even pay the lawyer's fee and tax money for you." ”

The bearded man opened his mouth wide, and he couldn't close it for a while, and he poked the barrel of the gun he used to re-gun on his chin before closing his chin, this action made He Peng tremble, he was really afraid that the guy who was overjoyed would accidentally go off and blow his head, and the joke would be bigger.

The bearded man shuddered and took out a Huawei mobile phone and pressed the number while asking: "Sir, please take the liberty of asking you why you are so generous."

The phone rings with a beep.

He Peng smiled: "Oh, you can say that I am an angel, or you can be a fool who has so much money that there is nowhere to spend, of course, the real reason is that my girlfriend has taken a fancy to the morning glory on the wall of your yard!"

The bearded man's eyes widened again, just for some worthless morning glory he was just thinking about whether to cut them all and throw them away.

The phone was suddenly connected, and a voice came from inside, "Hello Mr. David, Lawyer Saul is at your service, what can I do for you?"

"Come, immediately, someone is going to buy my house. ”

The other party seemed to be reluctant: "Mr. David, although I know that you must be very embarrassed now, but the current house really can't be sold for any price, and you really have nothing left if you sell the house, I advise you to talk to your creditors well, maybe you can find other ways to read the difficulties!"

The bearded man roared: "You idiot, come here immediately, I am willing to pay you ten times the lawyer's fees!"

"Are you crazy!" roared.

"You idiot lawyer, someone paid 20 million to buy my house, and if you let that fool run away because of your unfulfilled responsibility, I will sue you for bankruptcy!"

The bearded man finished growling only to find that the big fool in his mouth was standing across from him with a smile, and his beautiful girlfriend covered her mouth and giggled charmingly.

The bearded man waved his hand again and again in panic, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry Mr. Angel, I didn't mean you, you wait, he will come soon!"

In this country, as long as you are willing to pay, all the services will be very thoughtful, He Peng and the bearded man admired those beautiful blue morning glories along the fence, and after only ten or so minutes, Lawyer Saul, who couldn't get out of his body just now, drove the black Ford car at a speed of more than one hundred and eighteen per hour.

As soon as he got out of the car, he shouted: "Oh, dear David, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, I brought all the documents"

The process of the transaction is very simple, sign and pay, and the lawyer will do the rest of the errands, of course, this business has made him a lot of money in this recession year, and after doing this one, he can live this year comfortably.

He Peng is really satisfied with this house, everything looks like brand new, everything is in order, convenient and practical, there is no place to cut corners, He Peng personally brewed a pot of coffee, sat on the blanket spread on the ground with Wang Xinyi, sipped coffee and watched the foreigners walk around

"That's good!" Wang Xinyi sighed softly.

"Time is a bit tight, otherwise it could have been better. He Peng smiled, "As long as you like it, I can buy anything for you." ”

He Peng still feels that he owes Wang Xinyi a lot, as long as he can make her happy, he is willing to exchange all the money for it.

Wang Xinyi said softly: "I don't need a house, as long as there is such a piece of grass, it is good to be able to enjoy the afternoon sunshine quietly with you, if it can be like this every day in the future, how good!"

Wang Xinyi sat on the carpet sideways, the sunlight sprinkled on her beautiful cheeks like broken gold through the gaps in the branches and leaves of the apple tree, and He Peng looked at her straight little nose from the side, soft cheek arcs, long eyelashes, and bangs on the forehead.

He Peng is drunk!