Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 38 Does My Sister-in-law Agree?

Liu Ranhui came back quickly, carrying two big red buckets in his hands, and the most exaggerated thing was that this guy also asked an assistant to bring an electric pot, which almost made thirteen incense.

There are shrimp in the big red bucket, a variety of shrimp, shrimp river shrimp Argentine big red shrimp.

There are not only shrimp, but also hairy crabs, saury, eight bands, loaches, and a few large yellow eels that dare to drill anywhere.

Just these things, you can't get two thousand yuan, just a box of Argentine red shrimp is hundreds.

Chu Ci looked back at the three inches.

If this little guy hangs up right now, so much seafood... I don't know if I will give Liu Ranhui if the other party will give it.

Running behind Yan Entropy, Liu Ranhui asked nervously: "Do you need to deal with it, how to eat it, peel it directly, eat it cooked, or eat it raw, do you need me to chew it and feed it?"

Chu Ci was stunned.

He estimated that Liu Ranhui might not be so good to his biological son.

Yan Entropy didn't turn his head, and said lightly: "You can eat whatever you want." ”

"Okay!" Liu Ranhui explained to the assistant: "Hurry up and heat the pot, fill it with water, ask for mineral water, by the way, disinfect it before it is hot, cook the shrimp first, make the shrimp shell thin, pick out the shrimp line, pinch the head and tail, and be sure to wash it." ”

The assistant hurriedly rolled up his sleeves and opened up, and Liu Ranhui also began to help.

Chu Ci glanced at the weaker and weaker vital signs on the display screen, rolled his eyes, and walked directly to the isolation room with a bucket.

When you're done, I guess we can all contact the crematorium.

By the time Liu Ranhui noticed Chu Ci, the latter had already entered the isolation room.

Without waiting for Liu Ranhui to shout, Chu Ci directly put the bucket on his head.

"Chu Ci!" Liu Ranhui's eyes cracked, as if the bucket was not buckled on the three-inch ding, but on his wife's head.

Cold water poured on San'inch's body, and the cold icefish slapped indiscriminately on its face.

Chu Ci kicked his three-inch buttocks: "Ben Nima slept, get up and eat." ”

Liu Ranhui rushed over with blood-red eyes, but when he arrived at the door, a miracle happened.

Sancunding's big eyes opened and closed a slit, and then sniffed his flat nose.

The next moment, I saw a handful of Wuchang fish grabbing the lively Wuchang fish on the face and stuffing it directly into the mouth.

Chu Ci looked at it with a straight smile, and after breathing a sigh of relief in his heart, he lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall.

A Wuchang fish was eaten in three bites and two bites, and then there were all kinds of fresh seafood all over the ground, what to eat when caught, not to mention washing, regardless of the dead alive, thrown into the innermost to gnaw, not only not picky eaters, but also fast.

In the blink of an eye, a large bucket of seafood was all reimbursed.

The assistant and Liu Ranhui both looked straight in their eyes.

The assistant swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at Liu Ranhui: "Liu, that, do you still need to pick my shrimp line?"

"Pick a fart. Liu Ranhui shouted angrily, and suddenly found that he was so stupid, fortunately Chu resigned early, otherwise he would have to die a Class A target that was hard to capture.

Who knew that watching the cartoon Yan Entropy on the side, it was like really having mind reading, and made up for a fatal blow.

"The alien creatures you have captured are so pitiful, I don't know how many starved to death. ”

Liu Ranhui was slightly stunned, and then he sighed in his heart, and his back was covered with cold sweat.

If you die so many Class A targets, it's really possible that they will all starve to death.

But after thinking about it, Liu Ranhui was relieved again: "Not to mention that in the universe, there are too many substances on the earth alone, and we don't understand the characteristics of Class A targets at all, so it's impossible to try all the substances." ”

Yan Entropy turned his head: "Sure enough, it's Shabi." ”

Knowing that Yan Entropy is a very capable guy, Liu Ranhui also dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and said with a smile: "On our earth, it is very impolite to call someone Shabi. ”

"Lao Tzu is willing, you bite me?"

Liu Ranhui: "... ”

"I really can't blame them for this, so I'd better be fair. Chu Ci walked over and said with a smile: "After all, this group of people do more and less and have so much salary, and their IQ is there, let them diverge their thinking, isn't it difficult for them, they don't have this IQ, hahaha." ”

Liu Ranhui's chest began to ache faintly.

Is this justice to you?

Beckoning to Chu Ci, Yan Entropy said: "Actually, the matter about the characteristics of alien species is not traceless, in fact... ”

Chu Ci yawned and interrupted, "I'm not interested." ”

Liu Ranhui hurriedly shouted: "I have it, I have it, I'm interested." ”

Flame Entropy explains: " The characteristics of alien creatures can actually be seen from the appearance of some clues, just like the S233 aborigines who eat fish inside, it has gills in two places on its neck, and only one thumb on its feet, which means that it is a vertebrate creature that evolved from a certain liquid environment similar to your earth's ocean, and there is no carapace on its body, and there are no traces of carapace degradation, which shows that their ancestors lived in shallow sea areas, and the creatures living in the ocean feed on other species in the ocean, that is the dolphin, the ancestor of the S233 aborigines, and the appearance is indeed seven or eight points similar to your earth dolphins, but the dolphin is a mammal and has no gills, so the food source of S233 is marine life. ”

"It turns out that the characteristics of Class A targets can be judged by appearance. Liu Ranhui suddenly realized, and then he was like Xianglin's sister-in-law possessed: "I'm so stupid, really, really stupid, I almost starved the Class A target to death." ”

"There are countless extraterrestrial intelligent species, and different environments have evolved different characteristics, so I can't generalize, just give you a suggestion. ”

Liu Ranhui took a deep look at Yan Entropy and began to turn his head to look at the cartoon again, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.

It would be nice if this guy was under the management of the technical department, and at present, this flame entropy seems to know a lot of alien life forms.

And Yan Entropy also seems to be very talkative, and he also knows how to take the initiative to impart some knowledge.

What Liu Ranhui didn't know was that the reason why Yan Entropy said so much to Chu Ci in front of him was just because he felt that the alien creatures who were caught here were very pitiful, and they finally came, but they were going to be starved to death.

Yan Entropy thinks that the most cruel way to die in the universe is to starve to death, this feeling is too uncomfortable.

If it weren't for that, it would be impossible for Yan Entropy to say so much nonsense.

Chu Ci didn't have the slightest interest in what Yan Entropy said, because it had nothing to do with him, which was what the Technology Department should do.

After glancing at the gradually rising vital sign values on the screen, he told Liu Ranhui what he meant.

When he was in the isolation room just now, he had already shown the photo to the well-fed three-inch ding, but the latter was at a loss, probably not understanding what Chu Ci meant.

Liu Ranhui smiled bitterly: "Because our vital signs have been declining, we have not established a preliminary contact, and we have no way to ask for the time being." ”

"Okay, put the photo here, just ask me when you get in touch." ”

"Good. ”

Liu Ranhui happily agreed, one yard to one yard, although Chu Ci gave him a pit in the afternoon, but now he has also rescued the poor three-inch Ding.

What's more, Yan Entropy also "taught him a lesson", which is an inspiration that cannot be changed.

Although Yan Entropy was very general, it gave him a lot of inspiration, and he believed that the biologists in the technical department would find some connections.

Chu Ci kicked the remaining large bucket of seafood and asked tentatively, "Do you still want this bucket?"

"No, I'll send you. ”

"Eh, thank you so much. ”

"I just said that I would send the buckets, and I kept the seafood for myself. ”

Chu Ci scolded secretly.

What's the use of me just asking for a bucket, this is worthless.

Just as he wanted to speak, Chu Ci suddenly remembered that his house was gone, let alone a bucket, and there was not even a hammer left.

"Just a bucket is fine, and I'll take it with me in a moment. ”

"You're a goose plucker. Liu Ranhui also had some understanding of Chu Ci, and laughed.

Liu Ranhui didn't say anything about polluting the air circulation, sat on the stool, lit a cigarette, and threw another one to Chu Ci.

Seeing that it was a bargain of more than ten yuan, Chu Ci shook his head and said with a smile: "I can't get used to you, I have it myself." ”

After finishing speaking, Chu Ci took out half a cigarette from his arms and took out a box from it.

The cigarette was taken from Wu Changfeng, and he and Yan Entropy shared the spoils on the spot.

But Liu Ranhui, who was still smiling and groaning, shrank his pupils suddenly.

He has seen this kind of cigarette box, special supply, only Minister Wu Changfeng smokes this kind of cigarette in the entire department, and it is estimated that there are only a handful of people in the entire Huaxia who can smoke this kind of special cigarette.

Liu Ranhui's face changed greatly: "You dare to steal even Minister Wu's cigarettes?"

"I'll steal your sister. Chu Ci said speechlessly: "Fat head... Minister Wu gave it to me, no, it was given to Yan Entropy. ”

Chu Ci rolled his eyes.

What is it to ask for a cigarette, and when the fat-headed fish essence is ready to change his identity in a few years, Lao Tzu is still ready to let him transfer the house to me.

Liu Ranhui sighed and believed this statement: "I'll just say, how can Minister Wu give you special cigarettes, I've been mixing for so many years, I've smoked one, but I'm strange, how can aliens smoke too?"

Chu Ci said proudly: "I taught." ”

"You're really... ”

Liu Ranhui doesn't know what to say, this guy teaches aliens to swear and smoke, and lets aliens watch cartoons, which is too child's play.

The assistant came over and reported the situation to Liu Ranhui, saying that Sancunding was indeed full and had fallen asleep.

Liu Ranhui nodded, asked the assistant to contact logistics, and said that in the future, at least five meals a day, they would be fed three inches according to this standard.

"Five meals a day according to this standard?" Chu Ci suddenly couldn't sit still: "Liu Chu, are you kidding, how much does it cost this day?"

Liu Ranhui said with a smile: "Who told it to only eat seafood." ”

"Then you don't need to feed the prawns and crabs, go to the seafood market and order kelp seaweed or something, it's not all seafood. ”

Liu Ranhui asked strangely: "It doesn't cost you money, what are you anxious about?"

"I'm not in a hurry. Chu Ci pointed at Yan Entropy: "This is also an alien visitor, and it is also an alien visitor who takes the initiative to be good, come, Yan Entropy, you tell us Liu, what you have eaten since you came to Earth." ”

"Two meals. Yan Entropy replied without replying: "The first meal, five buckets of Lao Tan durian beef noodles, the second meal, a box of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, and two buckets of bottled water, one of which is the tap water that I went to the sanitation indirectly." ”

Chu Ci: "Don't talk nonsense, I asked you to go to the water room to pick up Liang Baikai, but I didn't let you go to the toilet to pick it up, you found the wrong place yourself." ”

Liu Ranhui was completely shocked: "After the people came, you... Just feed people instant noodles and drink tap water?"

Chu Ci pursed his lips: "What do you think?"

"This, this is too child's play, does Minister Wu know that you are doing this?"

"I don't know, he didn't ask. Chu Ci said angrily: "You hurry up and say hello to the logistics office, why, Yan Entropy is not raised by his stepmother, and he will also do it according to this standard in the future, you tell the logistics office, pay me the food fee every day, and pay it monthly, I will look at it and buy it for Yan Entropy." ”

Yan Entropy turned his head and said seriously: "Do I want to eat braised beef, I see that the package says that there is also braised beef." ”

"What braised beef-flavored food, when the time comes, I'll take you to the supermarket to batch two boxes, I remember that Laotan sauerkraut also sent ham sausages, one more ham sausage than braised beef-flavored ones." ”

"Ham sausage, is it delicious?"

"Oh, look at what you said, it's full of starch, it's delicious. ”

Yan Entropy nodded: "Okay, thank you." ”

"You're welcome, who told us to be righteous. ”

Liu Ranhui next to him was speechless.

Are you fooling other aliens as stupid boys?

"No, you're like this, it's not appropriate, right?"

Chu Ci rolled his eyes: "What do you know, he is very good at eating." ”

"How much can you eat?"

"More than twenty barrels for a meal. ”

Liu Ranhui calculated in his heart and looked at Chu Ci deeply.

More than 20 barrels is not much money, and you want to embezzle even the food expenses of aliens, Tainyima is not human.

Chu Ci not only wanted to embezzle Yan Entropy's food expenses, but he might not be let go of the cheap money in front of him.

Pointing to the seafood in the bucket, Chu Ci said: "Oh, the seafood can't be eaten overnight, there is just a heating pot, we haven't eaten at night, we are too lazy to go out to eat, let's deal with it." ”

Liu Ranhui smiled bitterly and nodded: "Okay, I just didn't eat it." ”

Chu Ci: "By the way, do you still want the heating pot, if you don't want it, I'll take it away after eating it in a while." ”

Liu Ranhui's face darkened: "Do you want my family's real estate certificate?" ”

Chu Ci asked seriously, "Can she be happy with that sister-in-law?"

Liu Ranhui: "... ”