"Xiao Yun'er?"

"Your boyfriend... Did you fall into the toilet?" Song Yuxi glanced at the time, good guy... I've been there for almost half an hour, but I don't see anyone now, so I asked cautiously, "Why don't you call and ask... How long has it been... Not back yet. ”

“...”

"He's not my boyfriend!" Liu Yun'er corrected her best friend's statement and said seriously.

Song Yuxi glanced at him and said helplessly: "Okay, okay... It's not your boyfriend, you call him quickly, did he fall into the toilet? ”

"Hmm..."

Liu Yun'er made a phone call to Lin Fan in front of Song Yuxi.

"Hello?"

"Where have you been?" asked Liu Yun'er expressionlessly.

“...”

"Smoking at the toilet door. Lin Fan said lazily, "Okay?"

"Hmm..."

"Come back soon. Liu Yun'er said indifferently.

Lin Fan said slowly: "Oh... By the time I'm done with this cigarette, probably... About 10 minutes. ”

Hearing Lin Fan's words,

Liu Yun'er originally wanted to talk to him, what kind of cigarette should be smoked for ten minutes, but because the girlfriends around her were there, she was embarrassed to be too strong, and said silently: "Hmm... That's pretty much it, I'll wait with Yuxi. ”

At this moment, Lin Fan frowned, although Liu Yun'er's tone was still so plain, but the speed of his speech seemed to be much gentle, he had heard himself smoking before... It could have exploded, but now there is no reaction.

Never mind...

Whatever!

Hang up the call,

Liu Yun'er glanced at her best friend and said calmly: "I'll be back in about ten minutes." ”

Song Yuxi nodded, and said with a wicked smile: "Alas... How far have you gotten with him? Have you held hands or kissed or something? Didn't do anything?"

"Hey!"

"I said, can you stop gossiping?" Liu Yun'er said angrily: "Don't keep asking about things between me and him... Not really, you... You can just find one yourself. ”

"Cut!"

"I'll look for it tomorrow!" Song Yuxi said with an annoyed face: "Find a man who is more handsome, wiser, and more energetic than Lin Fan, and you will be angry when the time comes." ”

"Oh..."

Liu Yun'er nodded, she didn't have any thoughts about it, maybe there are people in this world who are more handsome than Lin Fan, and there are people who are more spiritual than Lin Fan, but they are more intelligent than him... I guess no, this bastard is an all-rounder, not only proficient in science, but also involved in literature.

With him... As long as it involves the level of knowledge, he will be hung up and beaten, commonly known as hanging.

pondered,

Liu Yun'er asked in a low voice, "Yuxi... How far do you think a person can be genius?"

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?" Song Yuxi asked, "What genius to what extent?"

"It's just... It's what kind of person is considered a genius. Liu Yun'er asked.

"Think about it..."

"Probably someone like you. Song Yuxi said: "At the age of 244, he became a doctor, at 26 he became an associate professor at a famous foreign university, and at 28 he became a professor. ”

Liu Yun'er pursed her lips and said softly, "Then what do you think... Is Lin Fan a genius?"

"Him?"

"How so... I don't know him after all, but judging by the performance given to me today, he's a genius. Song Yuxi said: "Of course... I can't judge how talented it is, but at least it's about the same as you. ”

Almost?

Far from it!

Liu Yun'er didn't speak, she didn't want to admit that she was worse than Lin Fan in front of her best friends.

"Huh?"

"What does Lin Fan do?" asked Song Yuxi.

“...”

"Don't ask. Liu Yun'er said solemnly: "His work... Belch... Very... Extraordinary... Anyway, if you don't ask, I won't say it if you ask, and besides, it won't do you any good to know, so be it... You can't ask me or him anything about him in the future. ”

Song Yuxi was stunned for a moment, glanced at his good sister, and said helplessly: "As for the protection is so good? Be bold, right? ”

Words fall,

touched Liu Yun'er lightly with his arm, and said with a wicked smile on his face: "Why don't we go to the bar together in the evening... And then I got him drunk? I'm okay drinking. ”

“...”

"Alright, alright!"

"Can it be normal?" Liu Yun'er's pretty face flushed slightly, and she said angrily: "The matter between me and him... It's far from being as simple as getting drunk all at once. ”

"Who said that?"

"Those tangled things in the relationship, there is no one who can't be solved by getting drunk, if there is... Then get drunk twice. Song Yuxi said: "If I meet someone I like, don't say it... drunk him in minutes and took him down, and cooked the rice directly. ”

Listening to her best friend's crazy words, Liu Yun'er was about to collapse, how could she not have found her best friend so wild before.

Isn't it...

Been single for too long and suffocated your brain?

Then

Lin Fan came back slowly and leisurely, sitting listlessly opposite the two women, and Liu Yun'er smelled the smell of smoke emanating from him for the first time, and couldn't help frowning.

"Lin Fan?"

"I have a question, can you explain?" Song Yuxi asked.

"Huh?"

"What's the problem?" Lin Fan asked curiously.

Song Yuxi asked seriously: "Is there a model that can be used to simulate a black hole in asymptotic anti-Desit spacetime? At the same time, it can simulate the Hawking radiation of a black hole and prove that the radiation spectrum satisfies the blackbody spectrum? What do you think this physical model looks like?"

"How do I know. Lin Fan said expressionlessly: "You go and explore by yourself... If you find this physical model, please inform the big goblin and let her tell me, and I will send you flowers right away. ”

"Big goblin?"

"Who is the big goblin?" asked Song Yuxi with a puzzled face.

“...”

“...”

In a flash

Liu Yun'er and Lin Fan were particularly embarrassed, among which Liu Yun'er was embarrassed and a little angry, and it was okay to call herself a goblin in private, but she shouted it in front of her best friend... How will I be a man in front of her in the future?

The more I think about it, the more angry I get,

And then...

kicked Lin Fan's calf hard.

Song Yuxi suddenly reacted, turned his head to look at his best friend, and smiled mysteriously: "You are the big goblin?"

“...”

"I..." Liu Yun'er was ashamed and wanted to find a crack in the ground and drill down directly.

"What's wrong? Song Yuxi said with a wicked smile: "Why is your face red?"

"Hey!"

"Can you let me go?" Liu Yun'er glanced at Song Yuxi: "You talk about yours, don't involve me anymore, okay?"

Song Yuxi shrugged his shoulders, pointed at Lin Fan and said, "He said that you are a big goblin." ”

Suddenly

Liu Yun'er glared at Lin Fan, but did not speak.

However, Song Yuxi didn't plan to let Liu Yun'er go, looked Liu Yun'er up and down, and said with a smile: "Don't say it... Yun'er has indeed surpassed many, many women, and it is quite normal to be called a big goblin. ”

"Sometimes I envy you very much..."Song Yuxi still smiled and said: "The word 'big' is solved, what does the goblin mean?"

"Oh!"

"I understand!" Song Yuxi suddenly realized: "Isn't the goblin just a metaphor for a charming woman with a posture and color, so that's the case... The title of the big goblin is really special and suitable for you, big and charming. ”

"You still say!"

Liu Yun'er hurriedly covered her best friend's mouth, and said angrily: "Don't mention me again, do you hear it?" ”

Song Yuxi nodded helplessly.

outcome

Just let go of your hand,

Song Yuxi said to Liu Yun'er: "Big goblin!"

Immediately

Liu Yun'er was so angry that she was about to vomit blood, but you can't blame Yuxi, if you want to blame it... That big idiot.

Thinking of this,

Raised his foot and kicked Lin Fan's calf again.

At this time, Lin Fan felt very wronged, obviously her best friend had been teasing her, why was she always hurt?

afterwards

The meeting was almost over, and as the three of them were about to go back, they disagreed over the arrangement of the passenger seat.

"Rain Creek?"

"Why do you sit in the back?" Liu Yun'er saw the good sister open the back door, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Aren't you sitting in the front?"

"No..."

"It's good in the back. After Song Yuxi finished speaking, he said to Lin Fan: "Lin Fan... You go to the front, I want to sit alone in the back. ”

"Huh?"

"Hmm..." Lin Fan didn't care, and silently opened the door of the passenger seat.

When the three of them got into the car together, Lin Fan had just fastened his seat belt, and Song Yuxi leaned out to appear in the middle of the two people in the front row and asked Lin Fan, "Is the location appropriate?"

"It's a good fit. Lin Fan nodded and said indifferently.

"Of course!"

"I haven't touched it. Song Yuxi smiled slightly.

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, it seemed that this woman knew something, but if she knew, she would know, and it was not a big deal.

Then nodded silently, took out his mobile phone as usual, and swiped Weibo.

"Hey!"

"Sit back, I'm going to drive. Liu Yun'er said angrily.

"Our goblin is angry, okay, okay... I sat back. Song Yuxi said with a smile.

Liu Yun'er regretted it very much, regretted why she arranged for the two to meet, and told Yuxi her most private matter, thinking of this... Liu Yuner's previous feelings of guilt for her best friend all disappeared at this moment.

Long

Sending her best friend downstairs to her apartment, Song Yuxi opened the car door, turned around and said to Liu Yun'er: "I'm leaving... Yun'er big goblin. ”

“...”

"Hurry up!" Liu Yun'er said with an annoyed expression.

Song Yuxi smiled, ignored this 'irritable' woman, and said to Lin Fan: "Alas... Lin Fan. ”

"Huh?" Lin Fan asked curiously, "Is there something wrong?"

"Come on!"

Song Yuxi said something that Lin Fan couldn't understand at all, and then said to Liu Yun'er: "Yun'er goblin, you have to work hard!"

......